Introduction

I know what you’re thinking, Patricia (Call Me Patty) why on earth would someone your age come to a place like this? Well the answer is quite simple really. At this point of my life I am looking for my next big challenge and this seems like a perfect fit. I’m naturally competitive and am always eager to test myself against the best and brightest this world has to offer.

I am realistic though knowing that I may be a step slower than I once was. That just means I have to work smarter and not harder! I will use every trick in the book and every advantage I can to eke out a win. Maybe a little poke in the eye or a tug of the hair. How about a pull of the bottoms or putting my feet on the ropes? All is fair in love and war right?

That doesn’t mean I have to win in fact more often than not I probably will end up with my shoulders to the canvas or ground. What it does mean is I’m gonna always give you a fight and test you mentally and physically for a couple of hours. My time is precious and so is yours so if you’re looking for a 4 plus hour marathon match I’m not your gal. However if you want a hate fueled 2 hour sprint full of twists and turns that moves along smoothly then I’m the gal for you.

What do I mean by hate fueled? It’s quite simple really. If you ask any of my real life friends I’m one of the sweetest people you ever wanna meet so when I get to come to a place like this I want to do the exact opposite. I want to tap into that mean spirit that all women bury deep inside themselves. I don’t want it just to be a sporting or friendly contest. I want know I crave a contest where both women can’t stand one another. I want a clear winner. There will be no handshakes after the match I promise you that. There could be other things but definitely not a handshake:)

I try not to limit myself when it comes to particular styles or types of matches but I would say I’m more into the organized types such as pro wrestling, boxing, oil wrestling, apartment wrestling, erotic wrestling, and kickboxing. If those styles don’t interest you maybe we can still find common ground. I will be friendly outside of matches but once that bell hits then all bets are off.

Ways to get my attention:

Have a well written profile
Leave a snarky comment or challenge on my pictures
Have a creative idea for stakes
Say something more than hi or bitch when messaging me

Ways to get ignored:

Blank profile
Messages from Men (sorry guys I’m happily married)
Boring insults like just calling me bitch. Be more creative!

Last but not least I will leave you with my stats as I’m sure that’s what you all are waiting for. I’m once again 49 years old and I am 5’4 and current weight is around 122 pounds. What are you waiting for?! Issue a challenge and let’s get to it!

Signature Moves:

Cougar Clutch- A simple but effective camel clutch but I put my fingers in your mouth for a fish hook as I pull back.

Patti Plunge- A reverse pedigree where I have your wrists with your face up into my crotch. I drop to the mat and plant you by the back of your head as I land crotch first on your face.

Old Time Swingin- A two step process as I have you in a fireman’s carry facing the mat. I spin around in a classic airplane spin several times. I then stop and push you forward off my shoulders and onto my extended knee in a gutbuster!

Breathless- Just how it sounds I take your breath away with a combo hold. It starts with a simple body scissors and then when I’m good and ready I take two fingers and push them deep into your mouth for a mandible claw hold. Tap out or Pass Out!

Last login: 2024-08-04
Start of membership: 2024-06-10