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Welcome, Dr. Axford!

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Accessing Personnel Dossier 000251001: Dr. Siobhan Axford...
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Name: Dr. Siobhan Axford, Ph.D.
Employee ID: 000251001
Age: 28 (Last updated 6 months ago)
Gender: Female, Cisgender
Race/Ethnicity: White/English
Blood Type: O Negative
Sexual Orientation: Unknown (subject became hostile when questioned)
Departments: Biological Research, Weapons Development, BioWeapon Special Interest Division
Relevant Accomplishments: Graduated summa cum laude from Harvard University with a bachelor's degree in Human Evolutionary Biology; Graduated summa cum laude from St. John's University with a master's degree in Biology; Master's Thesis on Genetic Splicing published in American Journal of Human Genetics; Graduated summa cum laude from Oxford University with a Ph.D. in Biology; developed proprietary Sinisdyne genetic and molecular splicing technology "ECHIDNA"
Relevant Projects: Error. Over 1000 files found. Please see Archive No. 251001 for more information on this topic.

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Accessing Employee Archive No. 251001, Subject: Dr. Axford Project Archive...
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Subject ID: 0410
Subject Designation: Twyla
Project Purpose: "Primary objective of Project 0410 was to create a mobile unit capable of enemy detainment and, if necessary, discreet elimination via suffocation and subsequent molecular breakdown. Secondary objective was to have this mobile unit sufficiently resemble a human so as to pass as a civilian in order to take enemy combatants and other targets by most complete surprise" - from the notes of Dr. Axford
Project Result: "Project 0410 has resulted in a unit with the appearance of a physically attractive young woman in its stealth form. In its normal form, the unit takes the form of a massive puddle of inky black liquid which has a consistency somewhere between oil and pudding. The puddle has a radius of 3.048 meters (10 feet approximately for the Americans on staff) at its point of farthest spread. The substance has a caustic effect on all materials with the notable exception of the Pitchmarble of Sinisdyne's holding facilities. It also smells faintly of lavender, for some idiotic reason. All in all, resounding success." - from the notes of Dr. Axford
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OOC Notes:
While this character is primarily designed for specific kinds of scenes, that doesn't mean to stay away! I'd love to hear your idea about us being rivals at a strip club or something! Dr. Axford does not always have to be Dr. Axford! Same with Twyla (or any further projects that become uncorrupted...), bring me your ideas and we can work with them. That being said, one thing I will not do is humor bullshit. If I tell you no, do not try to convince me or say "oH wHaT aRe YoU sCaReD?" the only scary thing about that is the speed at which I feel my brain cells dying when you do it. So save us both the time and please don't. Just be respectful, and I'll do my best to do the same. Love ya!

Last login: 2024-04-17
Start of membership: 2024-04-05