Introduction

╔═╦╗╔╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ Put This On
║═╣║║║╔╣╔╣╚╝║ Your Profile if
║╔╣╚╝║║║║╚╗╔╝ You Are Or
╚╝╚══╩╝╚╝ ╚╝ Support Them
(Height & Weight is adjustable)

I was there at the fall of Numenor, when Morgoth teamed up with Godzilla. The savagery on display that day was indescribable. The fear... the destruction... wheelchair babies being slaughtered by the ecto-one racing through the streets. They couldn't escape from the golden road fast enough. Damn you Venkman, you murderous BASTARD!

Then came the Orcs... I wrote a song about it, in case you'd like to hear

*Clears Throat*

You are now about to witness the strength of super-villainy!

(beat starts)

Straight outta Gotham
Crazy motherfucker named Two-Face
Check the Glock, put the cash in the suitcase
Flip a coin and choose, you know I never lose
Bruce Wayne be wearing concrete shoes;
Same thing goes for you, Boy Wonder
Step to me and be six feet under
One coin flip will seal your fate
Shout out to all my homies up in Blackgate!
Bat wanna fight? Damn, my game is tight
Pop-pop-pop, Dark Knight say goodnight!

I'll admit that your toys are pretty nifty
But I still put your odds at 50/50!
Damn, son, you knew I was a crime boss
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a coin toss!
Here's a murder rap from the District Attorney
Putting suckers in jail or on a gurney
Pay your bill for 'services rendered'
Harvey's gonna Dent your ass like a fender
Swimming with a shark, like Frank Whaley
I'm knocking over Gotham's crews, daily
And twice on Tuesday, at two o'clock
Dumb motherfuckers they gonna get got!
Cause I'm down with the Gotham GPD
Jim Gordon can't fuck with me
The coin never fails, call heads or tails
Two-Face is off the goddamn rails!
So when I go out, gats gonna be poppin'
But when I come back, boy, I'm coming straight outta Gotham!

City of Gotham, City of Gotham...

Yo, Ed!

Tell them where you're from!

Straight outta Gotham
I'm a crazy-ass Riddler
More banks I rob, yo, my posse gets bigger
I'm a bad super-villain and you know this
But still you think my methods are bogus?
So, riddle me this: what has four legs and flies?
Batman and Robin, when they meet their demise!
Just like shots, the definition is riddling
And when you strum a fiddle, it's called fiddling
Try to solve my puzzles in a minute
I play every game to win, and so I win it!
I know you've all seen this, and I mean this
Eddie Nygma is a criminal genius!
You might wonder why I leave clues behind?
Fuck you! That's the way my shit's designed
I'm a crazy super-villain from the street!

Gotham's scared, because they're unprepared
For the rhymes that are serious like cancer
So tell me if you think you've got the answer:
I'm the start of the end, and the end of time
I'm essential to beats and surround every rhyme
If you guessed the letter "E" you'd be right
D-E-F spells 'def' but I'm HYPE!
Because I'm only built for Cuban links
Got more riddles than the motherfucking Sphynx
Batman don't even got a clue
And if he tries to front, yo, his ass be through!
Look, you might think I'm starting to slip
But a Riddler like me is on a gangster tip
Straight outta Gotham!

City of Gotham, city of Gotham...

Joker is his name, and the boy is coming!

Straight outta Gotham
Is a clown that steals your bitch's money
And makes her ass think it's funny!
My answers may strike you as kind of odd
But I'm the motherfucker killed Jason Todd!
See, I don't give a fuck, that's no joke
I don't give a shit how many blunts I smoke!
Gotham City calls me the Clown Prince of Crime
But when I'm on the mic, I'm the Clown Prince of Rhyme;
That shit's kinda funny, one might say hilarious
Homicidal psycho, one might say nefarious
Come here! Take a sniff of the Smilex!

Don't trip, you're the one who's gong to die next;
It's crazy, like getting mail on a Sunday
I'm a Coupe De Ville, and Batman's a Hyundai;
And when it comes to rap, Gotham better listen
I'll be busting rhymes like I'm busting out of prison;
Ladies like a guy who makes them laugh
Tell them a joke, then I cut them in half!
I shot Barbara Gordon right through the spine
Now she can't walk...ha ha, punchline!
The Joker is wild, downright delirious
Still, I gotta ask, 'why so serious'?
Pass the Philly, if you got them, spark them
Word out to Arkham, yo
Straight outta Gotham!

If you managed to get past all that, I wrestle/fight as/ against furry girls and furry futas (futa is strongly preferred)

Last login: today
Start of membership: 2024-09-08