Introduction

What’s there to say I’m Garfield, the mother effing cat. I fuck with lasagna and me and my Homies hate Mondays. Anyway, I’m literally the most OP character/wrestler on here so if you want to feel true pain and suffering then hit me up. I do erotic matches, but you should feel bad if you asked for one you sick fuck. Also, I’m contractually obliged to ask for everyone to come see my movie starring Chris Pratt, literally the best voice actor to ever live. Also, I love lasagna…. Oh wait I already said that damn there’s not much to my personality. I like belly rubs too, and watching my owner John Arbuckle cry himself to sleep as well! Anywho I am just yapping at this point. I’ll bury anyone in my litter box. Come at me, I’m ripped!

Last login: 3 days ago
Start of membership: 2024-05-11