Introduction

5 foot nothing
Weight - seriously go fuck yourself!
I'm teenie-tinee fun sized lil ass kicker/ licker

*blinks*

What the fuck are these cocksucking sliders for??? Is this mother fucking Skyrim???

Oh, and lick my feet you fucking plebs!😈

Incase you mid bitchez haven't figured it out, I am severely unhinged.

Now here's a life lesson on courting a mate brought to you by NatGeo and sponsored by Phifzer

Steps to win a girl's heart

1: meet the girl, preferably alive
2: turn her around gently but firmly
3: pull the trousers down past them knees
4: insert thumb into nearest entrance
5:turn thumb like a key, make sure it’s hooked in there tight like a fish
6:clamp hand around cheek
7:thrust like your life depends on it
8:dont pull out
9:go out for milk
I0: Profit?

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