Trigger warning
Strength
- Arms10
- Chest13
- Abs14
- Legs10
- Ass9
Size
- Height5'7"
- Biceps15"
- Chest37"
- Waist31"
- Thigh20"
You ain’t got a chance, puddin~
Body type: Athletic
Gear: My typical supervillain attire
Introduction
Harleen Frances Quinzel was once a promising Arkham Asylum psychiatrist with a sharp mind and a hunger for excitement. That changed the night she met the Joker. What started as professional curiosity spiraled into obsession, then full-blown chaos. After years of being his “Puddin’,” Harley broke free—not into rehabilitation, but into something far more her style.
She discovered underground sex wrestling circuits: no-holds-barred matches where strength, submission, and pure filthy improvisation decide the winner. The first time she stepped into a dimly lit ring under red lights, face paint still smeared and mallet left at the door, something clicked. The crowd’s roar, the slick heat of skin on skin, the way a well-timed hip toss could end with her opponent pinned and panting beneath her—it was better than any carnival of crime.
Harley rebranded herself as the ultimate chaotic heel (and occasional teasing babyface). She keeps the classic look—pigtails, diamond face paint, red-and-black gear that barely qualifies as clothing—but now the gear is designed to tear, stretch, or snap open mid-match. Her personality is pure Harley: giggling, trash-talking, unpredictable. One second she’s blowing kisses and calling you “sugar,” the next she’s cackling while locking in a hold that forces you to beg.
She doesn’t fight for belts alone. She fights for the right to claim her opponent however she wants once the match ends. Victories are celebrated with public “celebrations” right there in the ring or backstage. Losses? She treats them like foreplay—pouting, grinding, then flipping the script the second she gets an opening. The Joker is a distant memory; these days her only loyalty is to the next sweaty, tangled match and whatever filthy finish she can invent on the fly.
Her catchphrase in the locker room: “Why be good when being bad feels this good, puddin’?”
————————- Signature Moves ———————
1. Puddin’ Popper Harley springs off the ropes, leaps onto her opponent’s back, and locks her legs around their waist in a body scissors while reaching around to aggressively stroke or finger them. She rides the hold, bouncing and grinding hard until they collapse face-down. Once they’re down she rolls them over, mounts their face or crotch, and forces the submission by sitting her full weight on them while demanding they “say the magic word.” The match ends the moment they tap or moan loud enough for the ref to hear.
2. Harlequin Hip Lock After a series of playful slaps and teasing teases, she catches her opponent in a standing guillotine, then drops backward into a sitting position, yanking them down between her spread thighs. She scissors their head and shoulders tightly while grinding her hips upward against their face or chest. The finisher is complete when she flips them onto their back, crawls on top in a full mount, and rides them to orgasm (or forces them to make her come first). Either way, the loser is left twitching and marked with lipstick kisses.
3. Malley Smash (Sex Version) No actual mallet—just Harley’s trademark manic energy. She backs her opponent into the corner, delivers a rapid flurry of playful-but-stinging spankings and nipple pinches, then suddenly drops to her knees, yanks their gear aside, and goes down on them with zero mercy while pinning their hips to the turnbuckle. When they’re close, she stands, spins them around, and bends them over the ropes for a hard, fast finish from behind. The official end comes when she makes them come while the crowd counts the three-count on the mat beside them.
4. Crazy Train Face-Sit Classic Harley chaos. She hits a springboard splash that lands her sitting squarely on her opponent’s face. From there she locks her thighs around their head, leans forward to stroke or grind against whatever’s available, and refuses to move until they either tap out or give her the orgasm she’s after. She usually finishes by sliding down into a 69 position and making it mutual—whether the other person wants it to be or not.
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