Introduction

So here is the story, you might not believe me but it's like totally true!! I accidentally time traveled!! Radical am I right?? So back when I was still in 1986, my dorky brother was so obsessed with that new movie called Back to the Future that he decided to try to make his grody beat-up car into a time machine or something. Meanwhile, I just achieved the biggest dream of my life!!! I was signed on to wrestle for GLOW, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, a new wrestling promotion for women!! It was so righteous and choice!! I was so excited for my debut that I trained day in and out nonstop. I mostly trained in my parent's garage where my bro would keep his stupid car. The day of my first match, I had the worst luck like ever!! My car wouldn't start at all! So not bitchin'!! Not wanting to be late for my first match I decided to swipe my brother's keys and use his car. I raced as fast as I could, I think I was going about 88 miles per hour when the car started to act so strange. The car then flashed super bright like to the max and I shielded my face. Before I knew it I was in a totally new area and a totally new year. The car is now totally busted because after I got out of it the bogus thing exploded. So I am stuck here! I got in that car to wrestle so I plan on still wrestling just 38 years in the future. SO BRING IT FUTURE BITCHES!!

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