Introduction

(This character is an alt of Angelicat. Hi!)

Meet Elodie Fairchild, the youngest daughter of the Fairchild family and-

Hm? Beg pardon? Don't tell me you've never heard of the Fairchild family! Dear heavens, that won't do at all. The Fairchild family is perhaps one of the most influential of the last century! They got their start in banking and finance before starting to branch out via purchase of a printing company. Their sphere of influence continued to expand rapidly until they became the multi-trillion dollar empire they are today. It's all very Succession, only without the boorishness of Americans.

In any case, you're not here to learn about the majesty of my benevolent employers! Young Miss Elodie Fairchild, the youngest of-

Time's up, you interminable bore! I'll do it myself. My name is Elodie Lilian Fairchild, and though my family may not hold any sort of title in the British monarchy, you may refer to me as Princess Elodie. Don't scoff! I am perfectly serious, and the only person here deserving of such veneration. My personal net worth is more than your entire family line has ever made, combined, and I am not only a full-time university student, but I am also the proud owner and top talent of the Fairchild Corporation's very own professional wrestling promotion, Riot Action Unlimited! I leave the booking and such to my butler, Mr. Acton - you've just met him, he's the dotty old man who prattled on about my family history when he was meant to be introducing me - while I handle advertising, merchandising, and financing. Some might accuse me of having Acton rig the matches in my favor. To that, I say "meet me in the ring and see just how 'rigged' my skills are, slut." I'll have you staring up at the lights in no time for daring to think a Fairchild could be anything less than perfect.

In-Ring Info
Ring Name: Princess Elodie
Billed At: 5'6", 135lbs
Wrestling out of...: Kensington, London, England

Signature Moves
(Evolving list)
Moneymaker: I'm going to smear my perfect ass all over your hideous - and hideously lucky - face, whether you're sitting dazed in the corner or lying dumb on the canvas. Thank me, loser.

Kiss My Bootstraps: Go on, kiss my boots! No? I wasn't asking, you talentless slut. Show some gratitude for being allowed in the ring with me!

Finishing Moves
(Evolving list)
Stock Market Crash: Ever heard of a Pumphandle Slam, my darling victim? No? How about Rhea Ripley's "Riptide" finisher? Ring a bell? Well, same deal, and it's about to ring your bell.

Bull Market Blowout: Strange, you almost look attractive all splayed out on the canvas with your arse in the air like that. And 'relaxed rules' does mean 'relaxed rules'... Oh, to hell with it. I'm going to spread those legs so I can bring my legs between them and lock my thighs around your ribs. Then I'm going to pull your outfit out of the way so I can make you scream. It's like a 69, but you don't put your filthy peasant tongue on me.
(Looking for a specific gif for this one, will include it if I can find it.)

Last login: 2025-08-31
Start of membership: 2025-08-28