Introduction

A trashy, loud-mouth bitch who writes checks her skills can't cash.

That's what they say about me. Is it true? The first part is, for sure. I'm a trashy, loud-mouth bitch who will fucking destroy you and leave you staring up at the lights. Maybe I lose more than I win, but the promoter has a fucking death grudge against me and keeps putting me on the card to face Goliath, and sometimes David's fresh out of rocks! I always make 'em pay for their win, don't you worry. I'm a women's pro wrestler by trade, but the label I run with tends to interpret that pretty loosely and things get wild. I've fought and fucked (fine, been fucked by, mostly. Happy?) men, women, enbies, and other folks of just about any gender orientation under the sun, so while I'll mostly be looking to face women (all women, TERFs go fuck yourselves), anyone can apply but may not get priority access to all this. I'll face you however, too. Just be warned that I dunno dick about MMA, so it might not be the best fit (but hey, you'd get an easy win so good for you, eh?).

Traditional Finishers
Head Check - Shining Wizard.
Minimum Effort - Lotus Lock.

Spectacle Finishers
Bitchplex - Boobs/Ballsplex, claws out.
Lucky Bitch Bop - Surra de Bunda until KO.

Cheating Finishers
Choke On It - Sitting on my victim's neck to choke them against the middle rope (the closest a loser deserves to get to my ass), and (optionally, lemme know what you're into/not into) bending my knees to shove my feet in their face, making whatever tiny breaths they can squeak out foot-flavored.
Fuel Injection - Shoving a finger (or two, or several) up a stubborn victim's ass (or pussy) to get 'em nice and horny while I do my thing.

Sexual Finishers
Topsy-Fucking-Turvy - Tree of Woe with oral or digital stimulation until orgasm.
Jersey-Trash Crab - Victim is trapped face-down on the canvas with their hips in my lap, my legs wrapped around their waist to keep them in place as I eat them out (ass-eating and handjob for the boys), their legs tucked under my arms.

Stolen Finishers
Watch this space. Some fuckin' Einstein is gonna manage to job bad enough to lose a finisher at some point, and it'll show up here.

Record
W/L: 0/1
LOSS vs Bonnie (piledriver KO)

Last login: 2025-10-21
Start of membership: 2025-02-07