Introduction

I am THE greatest Secret Agent in the world. Totally kickass. Like Burt Reynolds. My favourite song is literally Danger Zone. Excellent marksman and hand to hand fighter that has survived being knocked out, shot, stabbed, poisoned, and even killed, because I'm just that awesome. Also, love a good drink. Especially a Bloody Mary. So yeah, if you think you can win, just try it. You'll be in my bed before you know it.

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Start of membership: 2024-04-02