Introduction

Ah, but the roar of the crowd isn't always for the victor. Shining a spotlight tonight, not on a champion, but on a heart of gold... with slightly bruised ribs, I might add. Here she comes, folks, all the way from Shinjuku, please welcome... "The Gentle Giantess," EMILY!

(A smattering of polite applause ripples through the crowd)

Yes, that's right, folks. Emily may stand a towering 300 centimeters and pack a punch that could (allegedly) crack concrete, but her bark is far worse than her bite. More comfortable giving hugs than throwing them, Emily's known for her unwavering sportsmanship and...well, a complete inability to leave the ring with a win. But hey, she gives every fight her all, and that's what counts, right? So let's give Emily a warm welcome, and maybe a few pointers on that right hook!

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