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Strength
- Arms5
- Chest5
- Abs3
- Legs4
- Ass3
Size
- Height5'2"
- Biceps10"
- Chest36"
- Waist30"
- Thigh17"
I live in your head, and get high on your brain waves
Body type: Normal
Gear: Naked, Lingerie, Clothed, Whatever
Introduction
I'm a fun sized nerd that tops out at an Uber intimidating 5'2". My weight is around say oh... Go fuck yourself!
I carry a proton pack and I'm not afraid to use it. My geiger counter is calibrated for Godzilla. He and I are besties and we took selfies as we rampaged through Tokyo. I cuddle fucked Daenerys Targaryian while John Snow masturbated in the corner like the cuck he is. You know nothing, John Snow!
My die are always 20 sided, I'll roll a D6 with a +3 modifier in agility to break my foot off in your ass. Oh and Peter Parker is Spiderman and Miles Morales is Miles Morales.
In the year of 2072 I used the Dalorian to stop an invasion of rabbid turkey monkeys from Zargon Six. Plan 9 from Outer Space is the only plan to execute. Just ask the folks in Roswell. My lightsaber is the one that says Bad Mother Fucker. Mace Windu only wishes he was as cool as me.
Now stand up my mother fuckers, and join this whacked out, cunt, bitch in a fun jaunty tune! Clap yer fucking hands, lest you get clapped!
*Clears throat*
You are now about to witness the strength in super villainy.
Straight outta Gotham crazy mother fucker named Two Face. Check the Glock. Put the cash in the suitcase. Flip a coin to choose. You know I never lose. Bruce Wayne be wearing concrete shoes. Same thing goes for you Boy Wonder. Step to me, you be six feet under. One coin flip will seal your fate. Shout out to all my homies up in Black Gate. Bat want to fight, shit my game is tight.
Pop... Pop ... Pop ... Dark Knight, say goodnight. I'll admit that your toys are pretty nifty. But I still put your odds at 50-50. Damn son, you knew I was a crime boss. Ain't no telling when I'm down for a coin toss. Here's a rap from the district attorney. Putting suckers in jail, or on a gurney.
Pay the bill for services rendered. Harvey gonna Dent your ass like a fender. Swimming with a shark, like Frank Whaley. I'm knocking over Gotham crews, daily. And twice on Tuesday. 2 o` clock. Dumb mother fuckers they gonna get got. Cause I'm down with the Gotham C-P-D. Jim Gordon can't fuck with me. The coin never fails, call it, heads or tails. Two Face is off the goddam rails. Cause when I go out, gats gonna be popping. But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Gotham.
City of Gotham
City of Gotham
Yo Ed?
What's up?
Tell them where you're from!
Straight outta Gotham, just a crazy assed Riddler. More banks I rob, my posse grows bigger. I'm a bad super villain, and you know this. But still, you think my methods are bogus? Well riddle me this, what has four legs and flies? Batman and Robin, when they meet their demise.
Just like shots, the definition is riddlin'. And when you strum a violin, it's called fiddlin'. Try to solve my puzzles in a minute. I play every game to win, and so I win it. I know all you all seen this, and I mean this. Eddie Nigma is a criminal genius. You might wonder why I leave clues behind. Fuck you! That's the way my shit's designed!
I'm a crazy super villain from the street. Gotham City's scared, cause they're unprepared. For the rhymes that are serious like cancer. So tell me if you think you got the answer? I'm the start of the end, and the end of time. I'm essential to beats, and surround every rhyme. If you guessed the letter "E" you'd be right.
D-E-F spells def, but I'm HYPE! Cause I'm only for built for Cuban links. I've got more riddles than the mother fucking Sphinx. Batman don't even got a clue. And if he try to front yo, his ass will be through! Look, you might think I'm starting to slip. But a Riddler like me is on a gangster tip. Straight outta Gotham.
City of Gotham
City of Gotham
Joker is his name, and the boy is comin'.
Straight outta Gotham.
Is a clown that steals your bitch's money. Then makes her ass think it's funny. My actions may strike you as kinda odd. But I'm the mother fucker that killed Jason Todd. See, I don't give a fuck. And that's no joke. I don't give a shit how many blunts I smoke.
Gotham City calls me the Clown Prince of Crime. But when I'm on the mic, I'm the Clown Prince of Rhyme. That shit is kinda funny, one might say hilarious. Homicidal psycho, one might say nefarious. Come here, take a sniff of the Smilex. Don't trip, your the one who's gonna die next.
Crazy! Like getting mail on a Sunday. I'm a Coupe DeVille, and Batman's a Hyundai. And when it comes to rap, Gotham had better listen. I be bustin' rhymes, like I'm bustin' outta prison. Ladies like a guy who makes them laugh. Tell them a joke, then I cut them in half. I shot Barbara Gordon right through her spine. And now she can't walk --HA. HA. Punchline! The Joker's wild, in fact he's delirious. Still I gotta ask... Why so serious? Pass the Philly, if ya got'em then spark'em. Word up to Arkham, yo! Straight outta Gotham.
City of Gotham
City of Gotham
Last login: yesterday
Start of membership: 11 days ago
Time zone: [UTC-7]