Introduction

INTRODUCTION

• Full Name / Alias: Von Kaiser ("The German Steel Machine")

• Origin: Berlin, Germany

• Age: 42 years old

• Physical Stats: 6'0" (183 cm) tall | 144 lbs (65 kg)

• Occupation: Military veteran and boxing instructor at a military academy

• Record: 23 Wins (10 by KO), 13 Losses

(also not exactly game accurate with some head cannoning)

BIO

Von Kaiser (from PunchOut 2009), a surviving military veteran and boxer in the WBVA. He tries to act like a harden fighter, but still prone to getting scared due to his war torn past, Because of this psychological trauma, whenever he feels overwhelmed or trapped in a corner during a bout, his tough-guy act crumbles. He will cower behind his gloves and cry out "Mami!" German for "Mommy!". (also an odd affiliation with cookoo clocks.)

After his defeat from Little Mac, his realized how much he cowered (and that he's a masochist as the fight replayed in his mind like sexy stag reel), but after sulking for a while he straightened up and went off to go teach and fight anyone he saw as an equal in his eyes.

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Start of membership: 2026-08-29