Introduction

Nancy was the American Athlete, but in the current political climate, she felt the need to leave the United States, since it had turned heel in early 2017, and sided with Russia - just like Cursher Kruschev did. Nancy wandered all around Europe and Africa and Asia, trying to find herself. It was in an old castle in Lilliput where Nancy traced her lineage - all the way back to the Kings and Queens of Candyland.

Over the years, and a long battle with Hasbro, The last King of Candyland settled a trademark dispute and agreed to change the name of his lands from Candyland to the Lands of Pastel.

Years and years of prosperity resulted in an unfortunate breakout of type 2 diabetes and obesity, and the line had all but died out - all but one. Mary Magdalene Pastel escaped the scourges, and the invading Sweet Tooth Marauders, to the Middle East, and had met a pretty cool guy named JC. JC was more into keto, and lived off fish and red wine (much lower glycemic index than white wine or beer). Mary Magdalene Pastel married JC, and they lived a happy life for about 3 years, till JC died of mercury poisoning from too much fish. Mary Pastel disappeared with her daughter, and there were only sketchy accounts of where she had gone, and where her line had ended up.

Nancy found the line! They had emigrated to Lilliput, because her child would not end up in a cage like the did in other lands, like Texas and Georgia. Mary's daughter, Danielle Brown Pastel, grew up, married and had children, and those children had children and one of those distant progeny married into...the clan of Weyr Gothly! That was IT! Nancy was a descendant of royalty!

Nancy had found herself! No longer content to support her country and it's Cantaloupe Commandant, she had a new purpose - to restore the lands of Pastel to their former greatness. She even researched the eating habits of the former Candylandians, now Pastel Peoples, and had adopted their nutrition standards, gaining 15 lbs in the process.

Don't stand in her way or you'll fall victim to the PINK DREAM (TM), the Crippling, Crushing, Crackling Cute Crossface of Christendom (TM, Patent Pending), the Lavender Lock (IBID) or the Fuchsia-wara armbar (ETC)

Last login: 2020-10-25
Start of membership: 2020-10-25