Authentic Grappling

I bought a house with a nice private back yard and pool to create myself the ultimate grappler bro hangout. The basement is wall to wall mats with padding on the walls for rougher fights. At one end of the long basement is a weight bench and a big rack of dumbbells and a pull up bar; at the other is a big sectional couch set up to view a big wall mounted flat screen for football, UFC, olympic wrestling and jiu jitsu matches. I love to have my wrestling and jiu jitsu bros come over, strip down to our underwear, drink a few bears, bone up and do whatever dudes wanna do, grapple, fight, fuck. It's all good. Come ever anytime. Hate it when bros knock. Just come the fuck in, grab a beer, strip down and let's hang and see what come sup! And if we get to hot we can hit the pool and wrestle in the private back yard. What the fuck are you waiting for?