Authentic Grappling
Established: 2021-01-19
- UFC/MMA
- Grappling
- Freestyle wrestling
- Judo
- Brazilian jiu-jitsu
Group for guys with authentic grappling & fight skills. Send training experience with application.
11:41 Liam_Jock:
11:42 Liam_Jock: The Factory Presents: Liam and Jay meet The Twins
11:42 Liam_Jock: Jay and I are driving up the Hudson valley to see Noah and Jordan as ambassadors from the Factory. For reasons passing understanding Jay had never met the Twins [ https://venus.chatfighters.com/story/50589 ], but having watched their live sex fights, he was excited to meet them. And he heard plenty about them from me. Noah and Jordan were both two time all American championship wrestlers and excellent jiu jitsu talent in their way up. 1 We sat beside each other in our rented Jeep enjoying our chubs. They love their private training facility they built and that had worked so well for them, and their house is beautiful up here nestled in the trees next to a river. The worry is they won’t want to be in the city as much as necessary to train with a team.
11:43 Jay_Ellis: I am listening to Liam but in my mind I am replaying video of Noah and Jordan’s live sex fights and how hot they are as fighters and as boyfriends. Liam is reminding me again that we have to take all our clothes off at the door. Apparently, they are always naked and prefer their guests to be as well. They are both in our weight class and jacked as shit. I am having trouble thinking about how to get them to come to the Factory because I can’t decide which one of them I want to grapple and fuck with first!
11:43 Jordan_Carter: Noah and I got up early as we always do, ate and showered together, taking our time because we have guests coming later. We just do a short calisthenic workout to break a sweat and to start the day with a good muscle pump, then just hang out on our enormous day bed we have built for our slate patio under the high tree top shading of our backyard. It has a flat surface for your legs and feet and then angles up gently for your back to recline. We lay there naked like we always do, some part of our bodies connecting at all times, talking about how great it will be to see Liam more often and train with him. We have also done our videography homework and have seen Jay Ellis in live action and are excited to meet him. Noah even more than I because he really likes the back guys, obviously.
11:43 Liam_Jock: Jay and I park the Jeep in their drive, then let ourselves in the front door. Not hearing them about, we take off our clothes and hang them on the hooks and shelves they have by the door. I smirk at Jay already being pretty damn hard and nuzzle him like we’re two animals so I can take a moment to grind myself hard with him as I look into his eyes. This always gets us so fucking hard. We get this villain look in our eyes when we are rock solid. We wind our way back through the house and out the back door and find them out on their old slate patio laying around naked on this huge day bed. “Hey, my brothers,” I say and jump and crawl in between them, making a big deal of wedging myself between their sexy bodies. “Why are you not jumping at the chance to train with me daily? Are you trying to hurt my feelings?” I look at my Twins naked and ripped, looking in fine athletic form. “You know if you come train with us you might be able to learn how to beat me in jiu jitsu [1],” I smirk.
11:44 Jordan_Carter: Noah and I look at each other and laugh. “Yeah, so we only told Dre we needed to talk with you first so we could get a final visit from our brother Liam. We are all in for joining the Factory. We think we have taken each other as far as we can go just training with each other. A team will help us sharpen our skills better and faster than to wait for you to get his ass up here to train with us.”
11:45 Noah_Oliver: “Plus, we wanted to meet Jay Ellis on our own turf, more informally. Come on in, make yourself at home. Damn, Jordan, our new teammate is jacked!” I look straight at Jay, “You and I had a great fight on the circuit years ago. I jerked off to that fight for weeks.” I love the confused look that covers your face.
11:45 Jay_Ellis: I come over and sit my big naked ass down on the day bed next to Noah who then sits up beside me. We automatically size each other up and compare height and weight. “That’s right, damn. Didn’t we just end up grinding in each other’s half-guards and one of us came just before the other? Wow, we were so young.”
11:45 Liam_Jock: I nudge Jordan, but speak towards Noah and Jay. “Yeah, but still, one of you needs revenge, ain’t that right Jordan?”
11:45 Jordan_Carter: “Yeah, definitely have to get to the bottom of that.” We watch first Jay then Noah stand up and wander around each other on the small slate patio like they are hunting prey.
11:45 Liam_Jock:
11:46 Noah_Oliver: I grin and stand up with my hardening cock and circle you (Jay) on our tight patio, then square off with you. I push my pecs gently into yours and we let our cock heads lean across and rest on each other's abs. “We’re gonna be teammates. We should settle any old scores right now,” I say playfully, but then more seriously. “Plus I wanna know what you got, Jay Ellis. Think my jiu jitsu can take yours down.”
11:46 Jay_Ellis: I just spark with Noah. With the slightest provocation our alpha natures are barking at one another and our dicks get fully rock hard. “I struggle with Liam's jiu jitsu game too, maybe that means we are well matched. Though I am also an All American freestyler and you would be damn hot to pin, “ I say with my hot breath in your face looking into your blue eyes so you can see the aggression and lust in mine.
11:47 Noah_Oliver: I push into you a little harder so our hips touch and square off, shoving our hard cocks together knotted base, root and horn and look into your eyes with the same lust and aggression. “Fuck yeah, I would love to pin you down. I am a two time All American freestyler myself. I could challenge you to a calisthenics battle. Do more push ups than you, then fuck you harder. How would that be with you?”
11:47 Jay_Ellis: I grin, pushing my forehead into yours so we go eyeball to eyeball. Feeling the heat of each other’s bodies as we man each other up. “Yeah, we can say it now that we’re teammates. We want to win and we want to fuck each other. I will take you on in push ups, wrestling or jiu jitsu, as long as we are naked and working to fuck the other.”
11:47 Liam_Jock:
11:47 Liam_Jock: “Just a little push. It’s all it took,” I say to Jordan as we lay back side by side on the day bed, stroking our dicks.
11:48 Jordan_Carter: “Not even a push, really, just a whisper of a mention,” I say as we both stroke our dicks and watch Noah and Jay do this Alpha dance. I can’t tell if they look like two dogs smelling each other’s asses or if it is actually sexy as fuck? “Why did you bring that boy over here?”
11:48 Liam_Jock: “Well primarily because we have been hanging on and off for years and he's a really good sex fighter. You're gonna love training with him, solid work ethic, great grappler. But also because I wanted to put him in front of Noah just to see what would happen.” We laugh seeing the horny agreement in each other’s eyes, then reach over and grab each other's dicks and start stroking them as we watch the boys man each other up.”I think it’s sexy watching them sniff each other’s asses.”
11:48 Jordan_Carter: “You know Noah has the best taste in black men.” I smile. This Jay, he has a thing for hot whites boys too, doesn't he,” I laugh as you nod. “I have a thing for hot white boys. One’s named Liam and he taps me out in jiu jitsu.
11:48 Liam_Jock: “And I have a thing for hot black guys who are getting better all the time at jiu jitsu,” I say right back at you. “I think we can leave the agro with them for a minute and just make out for a while. Besides my dick has really missed you and making out with you gets my dick really hard.”
11:48 Jordan_Carter: We let go of each other’s cocks so that we may fully embrace each other in our well muscled arms and legs. We push our hips together so our rock hard dicks can slowly grind while our mouths go in wide and deep, our tongues fluttering and rolling with each other. Liam and I play this game of who can kiss better and make the other’s dick harder. We both end up winners. “Fuck training today,” I say as I pull back to see the same desire in your eyes.
11:49 Liam_Jock: “Fuck training today, “ I reply as we squeeze tightly around one another, allowing our bodies to fully meld into each others with perfect structural chemistry. Our hips gyrate, our asses flex, our cocks grind raw and delicious between us. We can feel the making out is slowly raising our aggression and lust inside and between us. We both know where this is going. “The slow grind?” I growl moan in my brother’s ear.
11:49 Jordan_Carter: “Fuuuck Yeeeaaah,” I growl horny and passionate back in your ear. Noah and I came up with this when we were growing up together. Liam and I start to kiss and grind to incrementally create the muscle grinding friction that will tease out our arousal slowly, letting it build with the heat and sweat of our animal sexual desire until we are lost in pleasure and an eventual explosion of cum between us that feels like it never ends.
11:49 Liam_Jock:
11:49 Noah_Oliver: I look over at my boys and see they are jerking each other off and making out like crazy, then look back at you. “Fuck yeah, so we can go anywhere we want; we got a big ass mat in the training facility, but I like going at it buck naked in the back yard, so this piece of grass over here works just as good for me.” I say and then lick your cheek, tasting your salt. I nuzzle with you until we kiss, gentle at first then it heats up fast. “Mmm yeah, that needed to happen,” I say. Let’s roll jiu jitsu and you can just suck my big dick every time I tap you out.”
11:49 Jay_Ellis: I flex my cock and tap it on your abs. “I saw you checking it out. It’s okay if you just want to tap out to me and suck it. It’s a beautiful cock.”
11:50 Noah_Oliver: “It is a beautiful cock, and trust me, sometime in the near future I will make you my bitch with my highly trained cock sucking skills, but it’s just a habit of mine to get my dick sucked after a submission,” I say and quickly stab a foot behind your ankle to trip you down into the grass, but feel you holding onto my arms, and as you fall back your legs fly up around my waist in a tight leg guard. I grin at your tough guard as I reach down, capture your left arm at the elbow and encircle your head with my right arm, pushing my chest straight down on yours and shoving my knees straight under your lower back/backside. My thick cock laying right along your ass crack.” But I might also just want to fuck you, teammate.”
11:50 Jay_Ellis: Jiu Jitsu Heavy is when you take up all your opponent’s space so you have more control and he can maneuver less. I feel Noah’s sexy muscle spread over me and his arms looking for a head and shoulder choke. “Yeah, you didn't think I saw that coming?” I crack wise but I feel the muscle friction as you grind down against me, my cock getting a brick massage from your abdominals. I quickly counter, using my right elbow to shove your head into my right armpit, wrapping your neck in a guillotine choke, I squeeze my quads around you and yank your torso back as your neck chokes on my guilly. I hump my hard bone up like a bat against your brick wall. “Fuck Yeah, Noah, let’s fight bro.”
11:50 Noah_Oliver: I post up immediately with both hands at your side, yank my head out of your guillotine attempt, and pike up in your leg guard through muscle memory alone. I look down at your aggressive ass and grin. “Fuck yeah, let’s fight Jay!” I pull my upper body back off your chest, flex my muscled back against your leg tie. I can see myself letting a fist fly cracking him across his chin, but don’t execute cuz we are doing pure jitsu, but I feel like Jay is the kind of guy who would love to take it there with me and my cock throbs. I scoot my ass backwards under your locked legs, my face in your lower belly, my left hand grabbing your right leg just above the crotch, my right scooping your ass, then I lift and double under pass your guard, rolling your ass up and leaning against the back of your legs until they sweep to the side and I end up with a side mount. My chest slides across yours for that far arm, locking a fig-4 hand to wrist grip behind your elbow and start to crank an arm bar.
11:50 Jay_Ellis: Fuck, I love this guy. He really pushes it. I swear to God he wants to throw down and add striking, but we stay just this side of fighting and it makes my dick hard knowing he wants to fight me. He passes my guard, into a side mount, then reaches for a far arm bar, his cock grinding on my body. Damn he is quick. I reach with my free arm to clasp hands with my barred arm and with their combined strength defend against your fig-4 bar. As I get my hands free I snag your near leg with mine and use it to yank your whole body sideways on top of me, our cocks grind for the split second it takes me to throw up a tight leg guard around your waist. I yank you forwards with my strong legs and our arms start fighting. As I drag you farther down towards me my legs are creeping up your back, bent at the knee. I can feel your cock on my ass as sweet flies off us. Finally snatch your wrist and drag that arm across your body, push your head up into my legs as they wrap on a fig-4 head and arm triangle attempt. Your head is hanging just above my cock. My brown eyes look up into your blue ones and we both see the same lust and aggression.
11:51 Noah_Oliver: We are sparring wildly from one attack to the next, testing our breath endurance as we fight. I am already cupping my hands under your sweet ass as you attempt the triangle choke. Your cock looked so hot in my face it made mine throb. But I get my knees under me, roll your ass up to lengthen your legs and loosen the choke, then pop to my feet and stand up out of your legs. Then I slide right back down your sweaty body and regain a side mount, my chest grinding down on yours, taking up your space. You have your knee angled to stop me from crossing your belly to full mount and as I try to go North/South on you, you scramble like a crab under me, holding position. “Fucker,” I whisper.
11:51 Jay_Ellis: I feel Noah’s big sweaty body on top of mine from the side, taking up that space, damn he’s good. We are both winded so holding steady but advantage is clearly Noah’s. Taking deep breaths of each other’s scent, feeling our cocks throb for each other. Then I plant my feet and bridge up rapidly, bucking into you enough to snag your near leg with mine. Drag your ass all the way over, our legs go to scramble and mine go outside and in for the full leg guard. I rock right, left, right and go for the Big Man Sweep, angling my hips to leverage you sideways, rocking you to your back and landing on you in full guard. I reach up to snatch your right arm and stretch it above your head, applying a fig-04 arm bar to that elbow as my dick humps your abs.
11:51 Noah_Oliver: Damn, we are moving quickly on low gas cus I see the full mount coming and my spidey sense goes off. I flex my caught arm with a fist, then yank it back down before you can crank the arm bar, then yanking my whole body backwards while twisting at the hips to escape out the side of your legs. I jump on your back from behind you and wrap my arms around your head/neck looking for a rear naked choke and my legs scramble with yours. My cock rides your sweaty muscled ass crack. “Aww fuck yeah I want this,” I growl.
11:51 Jay_Ellis: Our bodies are slick with sweat and as you jump on my back I get on all fours immediately. As you wrap your arms around my head, I grab your right arm and yank it down so it cannot lock in an RNC, then capture that same arm’s elbow in the crux of my elbow and use it to roll you onto your back. I move to scramble up your body wanting a full mount, but get you throwing up your leg guardian on me again, both of us breathing hard. I dodge one leg and we end up in each other’s half guard, angled at each other side hips and smashing our hard dicks. As our arms wrap loosely around each other’s heads. We both know we are gassed out and so now lay locked up and sweating and taking in air.
11:51 Noah_Oliver: Our sweat soaked, lean, muscular bodies lay entwined at the hips from the mutual half guard, forcing our crotches together and our hard dicks just throb and rub as we lay in the grass, loosely holding each other and breathing. I hump my dick at you and whisper growl “I want to fight you even harder.”
11:52 Jay_Ellis: Our bodies are sweating more as we radiate heat onto each other as we enjoy the grappler’s relaxed position. I hump my dick back at yours, feeling the pleasure zip up my spine. “I want to fight you harder.” We knew this to be true about each other and it’s the first thing we clarify. When it’s verified it makes us so horny for each other suddenly we are swallowing each other’s mouths and grinding our wedged cocks.
11:52 Noah_Oliver: Our arms wrap around each other's rippling muscled bodies as we kiss and grind, stuck in the jiu jitu no man’s land of half guard. We taste each other’s mouths, let our tongues swirl and play like dolphins as our asses pick up speed flex thrusting our knotted cock bases, roots and horns together. “Fuck yeah Jay, love grinding dicks with you bro.”
11:52 Jay_Ellis: “Yeah, it’s my jam, grinding dicks. Liam and I discovered it as kids and never stopped. Your dick is so hard it makes mine harder, bro. You have a great cock, a great body and are a great fight, but you are also very beautiful to me. As soon as I saw you I had to be selfish and steal the first fight with you for me.” I nuzzle you and gyrate my dick into yours a little harder.
11:52 Noah_Oliver: “Yeah, I chose you too, bro.” I say, nuzzling you back. “Soon as I laid eyes on you. I find you very beautiful and sexy. After this fight I might be addicted to you for a while. We have to compete in every way.” I say, gyrating my hard cock with yours and looking into your eyes. “Push up war. I would love to pin you in freestyle wrestling. And we need a full on mma fight in the octagon at the Factory,” I say and kiss you some more, horny as fuck for you.
11:52 Jay_Ellis: We both just unhook our legs from the half guard and take turns pinning and grinding the other while we make out. Our arms again reach around each other’s wide V shape lats and thick backs, squeezing us together so we can kiss and grind. Our sweat pecs slide together. “Fuck Yeah Noah.”
11:53 Noah_Oliver: Fuuuck Yeah Jay,” I growl with lust as I wrap up as tight as I can in you, feeling you doing the same and we just squeeze our big pecs, cores and hips together and our cocks rub raw veined shaft vs raw veined shaft, creating such friction we start kissing wildly. We just got done fighting where we had to hold our mud now we can’t explode soon enough.
11:53 Jay_Ellis: I roll you to your back and let my knees lay outside yours as I pin you into the grass, my sexy, sweaty chest grinding down on your sexy, sweaty chest. We kiss voraciously, wet, rough and aggressive as I start to really piston grind my dick against yours. I can feel you trying to bridge up, flexing your ass to fuel upwards hip and cock thrusts to meet mine in sync even as I pin you down with top leverage. “Harder Noah.”
11:53 Noah_Oliver: “Harder Jay.” I bridge up aggressively and roll you to your back, scoop your head with my arms and resume making out, taking my turn with top leverage to piston hump your cock with mine. Our kissing seems to get more aggressive the more our cocks start to throb wildly. Our asses and hips flex and shove our crotches together, our cock roots and horns taking the raw brunt, grinding together like swollen warriors. “Fuck bro,” I growl moan
11:53 Jay_Ellis: I roll us to our sides in the grass, slick with our battle sweat, as we wrap up chest to chest on our hips. “Fuck bro,” I echo you as we both reach down, grabbing each other’s muscled asses so we can put more power into the grind. We kiss like animals. We can feel the intense lust arise in us, that which was onced mixed 20/80 with aggression has now flipped course. We can feel both our balls starting to churn and it only makes us grind harder, chasing the explosion.
11:53 Noah_Oliver: As our balls are boiling our hands slide from our asses back around each other to squeeze muscle vs muscle, man vs man, dick vs dick. We both throw coordinated hip thrusts thundering into each other and we make out like bastards. We are humping fucking each other aggressively, chasing the cum submission to each other. “Fuuuck bro.”
11:53 Jay_Ellis: We both feel our legs and hips start to jerk spasmodically as our balls rumble with lava, and still we only grind our blood hard cocks even more intensely, but the explosions over power us and we can only hang on tight to each other, making out as our mud pulses out of our throbbing cocks. We moan and growl into each other's ears, drunk on each other's ecstasy and salty sweat, intoxicated by our mingled man stink. “I submit to you.”
11:54 Noah_Oliver: Our bodies undulate wildly, slick with sweat, grinding against each other. Our cocks spewing out our hot mud all over each other. It mixes with the oily sweat between us as we keep humping to milk each other fully. We let loose a stream of animalistic growls, grunts and moans into each other’s ears as we settle into a tight, constricting muscle hug. We hump out the last of the mud and just hold our knotted cock bases together in a non-stop smash. The pleasure zips around our bodies even as our energy levels drop and we slowly slip into unconsciousness locked up together in the grass.
11:54 Liam_Jock:
11:54 Liam_Jock: Jordan and I slowly awake wrapped up in each other after falling into a cum coma. We always take a post sex nap together. We awake with sweaty, cum sticky bodies and a funky mingled musk in our noses. We kiss and cuddle as we wake until we finally sit up. “I wonder what happened to our experiment.
11:55 Jordan_Carter: “Bro, we got sex all over us, we need a shower. We can check on “your '' experiment on the way. I imagine they are all covered in this post sex and nap oily sweat too.” I say, but then realize the way we're smelling is the reason I dive back in for seconds and laugh to myself. We scoot off the daybed and head out across the backyard to the nice patch of wrestling grass we cultivate.
11:55 Liam_Jock: We soon come upon Jay and Noah all wrapped up together, sleeping like babies in the soft grass where they grappled. Their muscles pumped from their match. They’re skin slick with post fight and sex sweat. “Look Jordan. They look like sweaty little angels,” I laugh as we walk just past them to the outdoor showers.
11:56 Jordan_Carter: “Horny little devils more like,” I smirk as I turn on the showers and step under one of the sprays. “Should we turn the hose on them?” I laugh some more as I start soaping up my body.
11:56 Liam_Jock: “Looks like the shower woke up our teammates.” I say as I watch you guys slowly get up, a little stiff from your snooze, and join Jordan and I in the showers.
11:56 Noah_Oliver: I slap Jay’s ass then step under the shower with my Twin Jordan. We embrace and kiss for a few moments, then I say out loud “Yeah, and I totally kicked Jay’s ass!”
11:56 Jay_Ellis: I get in the shower with my boy Liam and we start soaping each other up, enjoying the feeling of each other’s pumped muscle and large cocks as they hang low together and rub. “Noah is a ball buster.”
11:56 Liam_Jock: “You have no idea dude,” I say and laugh, nudging Noah in the showers as all four of our big muscled asses huddle under two shower heads. We all soap up and rinse off, feeling refreshed and air dry on our walk back up to the slate patio.
11:57 Noah_Oliver: I hand out towels and we all dry off. Jay and Liam hang out on the daybed as the sun starts to go down and Jordan and I grill chicken and vegetables and watch it get dark. We sit around the table laughing and joking, already starting to feel like teammates as we eat, then relax all tangled up together on the day bed under the tree canopy and the stars.
11:57 Jordan_Carter: I make sure we make the white boys sit on the outside so Jay and I could sit hip to hip in the middle. I throw my inside leg over yours. “So tomorrow it’s our turn to wild out, brother, you with me?”
11:57 Jay_Ellis: Aww yeah. Sitting next to you I can see you’re fit as fuck and sexy as hell. We own it to the team to roll around and fuck each other!” I say and smile at Jordan, then squeeze his hard boner.
11:57 Jordan_Carter: “I like this one, brother Liam,” I say smiling back at Jay and squeezing his hard dick.
11:58 Liam_Jock: []
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11:58 Liam_Jock: ******************
11:58 Liam_Jock: The Factory Role Play is about a team of elite Sex Fighters who live and train together at a state-of-the-art facility in lower Manhattan. There are two weight classes: 1)190-240 lbs and 2) 175-185 lbs. Below is the roster of guys in the 175-185 lb weight class.
11:58 Liam_Jock: Come join us! Do not hesitate to contact Liam Jock or Jay Ellis with questions about the 175 - 185 lb weight class.
11:58 Liam_Jock: *** To enter the role play you need to have a background for your character and then have a scene with any of the members to sponsor you into the federation. After this first match then you will be admitted to the Factory Role Play Federation.
11:58 Liam_Jock: *** This is a descriptive, long form role play federation. Patience and good writing skills are required. Complete sentences. Appropriate punctuation, grammar and spelling.
11:59 Liam_Jock: 170 – 185 lbs Weight Class
11:59 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Liam_Jock
11:59 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Jay_Ellis
11:59 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Damani_Manyo_Jones
11:59 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Elian_Devon
12:00 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Luis_Fernando_Granados
12:00 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Luis_Fernando_Granados
12:00 Liam_Jock: ***
12:00 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/David_Novak
12:00 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Dan_Ryan
12:00 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Mike_Smith
12:00 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Danny_Miller
12:00 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Angel_Lopez
12:01 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Jordan_Carter
12:01 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Giovanni_Rocha
12:01 Liam_Jock: https://venus.chatfighters.com/characters/Noah_Oliver
Published: 2022-06-10, viewed 94 times.
Kanala (deleted member)
2022-06-12 05:18Great match and I ;love a good Tag Team pr 3 on 1 match. so well done all of ya and MORE MORE
Kanala aways lookin Kewl.
Andre Jordan
2022-06-10 21:35Very nicely done men! Thanks for setting up the new weight class in the Factory narrative, but thanks even more for writing in a way thank transported me into the match and made my dick hard as If I were in it! Excellent use of dialogue!
Preppy Porter
2022-06-10 20:13Must admit I have had a hard on for Liam for a long time. He must know it because he becomes a total tease when we both have time to chat. Couldn't help imagining myself in Jordan's place as he and Liam begin a slow melt with asses flexing, legs entwined, leading to a hard grind. Ahhhh maybe some day!!
Way to paint a luscious picture, gentlemen