Bulls Vs Bitches

22:39 Dutch: I make my way into the basement of the horror house first, climbing the ringside steps and then moving into the ring through the top ropes wearing black sports shorts and no shirt. I start stretching and bending as warming up while I wait for my opponent, eager to get my hands on her and earn the key to escape the house. Then I finish up and stand up in my corner, raising my right arm and flexing my bicep while I smile and ask "are you ready for this?"

22:39 Dutch:

22:40 Kelly-Awesome: I follow you through this horror house, trying not to get scared.. as we make it to the dingy ring in the basement... I slide under the ropes and go to my corner... determined to get this win done quickly, so I can get outta here...

22:40 Kelly-Awesome:

22:42 Dutch: You look a little bit nervous and I try to make advantage of that by taunting "you'd better submit quickly, because if I have to knock you out you'll never know what will happen when I leave you here" and then I step out of my corner with my hands raised opened towards you, inviting you to lock up with me.

22:45 Kelly-Awesome: I see you moving into the ring... and I hesitate.. not sure I wanna match your strength.. I start circling around you... looking for another opening.. getting closer and closer.. "You're the one who's gonna get KO'ed" I yell

22:50 Dutch: I see you hesitate and close in on you, keeping my eyes on you at all times, smiling as you try to radiate confidence, but then I reply "If this house scares you, don't look behind you", expecting that you will while I lunge forward and try to grab your hands to pull you into a test of strength. And if I can I'll flex my upper body muscles and try to force you towards the ropes.

22:51 Kelly-Awesome: Huh ? ? I quickly turn, to see nothing.. but you grab my hands and yank them towards you... raising them up, as I have no choice but to push back... stretching, since you're much taller

22:54 Dutch: "Gotcha" I say and push you backwards, using my advantage to push you with your back into the ropes, pushing my chest forward and opening my hands, trying to use my bodyweight to keep you in the ropes while reaching my arms around your back, attempting to grab my hands behind your back and pull you into a bearhug.

22:56 Kelly-Awesome: Damn, I fell for you trick, and now I'm on the ropes... but as you push against me... I try to head butt you in your face, hoping it's enough to get me offa the ropes

22:57 Dutch: I slide my arms around your back, but before I can really pour on the pressure I feel your forehead smack into my face and exclaim in pain. Taken by surprise I let you go and step backwards, shaking my head to recover as I say "you'll pay for that"

22:58 Kelly-Awesome: As you stagger back, I push off the ropes.. and now come at you.. I see you still dazed, so I extend my arm and try for a clothes line to take you down

23:02 Dutch: "Oh sh.." I stammer out, too late to get out of the way as your arm smacks across my chest as you take me off balance. Landing on my back with a grunt I try to roll over and and get back up before you can take advantage.

23:03 Kelly-Awesome: My momentum sends me past you.. but I quickly turn and, seeing you starting to get up, I leap up.. now aiming for a drop kick towards your chest

23:05 Dutch: While I am climbing back to my feet you already rush in and jump at me and slamming your feet into my chest and taking me off my feet again. "unngggh!" I grunt out as I land on my back again, arching my back in pain.

23:09 Kelly-Awesome: I know i have to keep attacking... I come down on the mat, but quickly roll over... I see you down and hurting.. so now I lunge at you.. aiming my elbow at your chest.. hoping for an early win

23:12 Dutch: On my back with a painful look on my face I stay there recovering while I follow you getting up, breathing in as you jump at me again, but this time I stay on defense and pull up my shoulder, turning onto the other one and trying to roll away before you land.

23:13 Kelly-Awesome: Arrrrrrgh ! ! ! My shoulder crashed into the mat.. and pain runs up my arm.. I sit up... wincing, as I clutch my sore arm, hoping nothing is broken

23:15 Dutch: I hear you land while I get to my hands and knees, and I get up turning towards you looking for payback. I grab your right leg and try twisting it to force you onto your belly while I attempt to wrap my arm around your lower leg and twist your ankle with my other hand for an ankle lock.

23:20 Kelly-Awesome: Oh Crap ! ! I moan... still recovering, you get my leg, and begin twisting it... I pound the mat in pain.. and frustration... as fire shoots up my leg..

23:25 Dutch: I grin as I'm getting the upper hand and try to weaken you, but I don't want you to give up in this hold already so I give one more twist and then let your leg to and dive onto your back, trying to push my knees down next to your body as I grab your arms, bending forward while trying to pull your arms behind you "first I'll weaken you limb by limb, and maybe if you ask really nicely I won't knock you out" trying to intimidate and distract you.

23:27 Kelly-Awesome: Damn ! ! My leg is finally free.. but sore.. but now you have me in a modified surfboard hold... pulling me up, my boobs hanging down, hair covering my face.. as I shake my head... trying to deal with the pain

23:32 Dutch: Well aware your chest is on display as I lean backwards and pull your arm up further, pushing them together behind your back as I arch your back and keep trying to scare you "do you see them? looking at you from the shadows?"

23:33 Kelly-Awesome: "What the... Noooooo... " I don't know what's going on... and if you have reinforcements... I shake and jerk my body, trying to free at least one arm, before I have to surrender

23:38 Dutch: You resist fiercely and manage to get one of your arms free, but I still smile as I seem to get into your head with my taunts. I let your other arm go as well and stand up, and the reach down to pull you back to your feet with your back to my chest, trying a reverse bearhug this time.

23:40 Kelly-Awesome: I flop forward.. my chest slamming into the mat.. I wince from the pain, but I have no time to recover.. as you start to pull me up... again, I jerk and wiggle, and now try to send back a mule kick into your body.. hoping to finally get frree

23:42 Dutch: I try to grab my own wrists and pull you into my body, but before I can I feel your foot smack into my abs by surprise. "ooofff" I grunt out and try to shove my hands against your back to push you away while I breathe in.

23:43 Kelly-Awesome: I connect, and I'm finally free.. I push back my hair, and adjust my suit.. my arms and back still hurting, but i turn to face you... hoping to buy a few minutes to catch my breath...

23:45 Dutch: I breathe in, standing bent over while circling away from you but you need to recover as well and I stand back up, moving towards you again "in trouble?" I say and reach for your head, trying to grab both hands behind it and pull you towards me while trying to raise my right knee towards your abs.

23:45 Kelly-Awesome: I look up, and as you reach for my head, I grab your arm, and try to twist it behind your back.. in a hammerlock

23:48 Dutch: "Wh..at?" I stammer out as you grab my arm and slip behind me. Gritting my teeth I try to resist with my arm as I lean backwards, trying to drive you towards the ropes or the corner.

23:49 Kelly-Awesome: I hold on tightly, shoving up your elbow up your back.. but slowly, very slowly.. I'm being forced backwards... towards the corner

23:51 Dutch: "aaaaghh!" I exclaim as you overpower my arm with both of yours, and unable to push you off balance I try to stand on my toes to relieve the pressure, hoping enough so I can turn around and untwist my arm to face you again "let... go!"

23:52 Kelly-Awesome: "Never ! ! " I hiss.. now grabbing your hair, to hold you in place... I try digging my shoulder into your back, too, to keep us from the corner or the ropes

23:54 Dutch: Unable to twist free I grunt out in pain and arch my back while you push your elbow into it, but I refuse to give in and push my right leg backwards, hooking my foot behind yours and trying to pull forward, hoping I can pull your foot off the floor and take you off balance.

21:42 Kelly-Awesome: Whooaaa ! ! ! You foot knocks me off balance, and I go flying backwards... letting go of your arm, and bouncing on my butt on the dirty floor

21:44 Dutch: I sweep your leg from under you and break free, turning around with a smug smile as I find you on your butt. Reaching down I grab your right leg and try to pull you onto your back before twisting your leg to turn you over onto your belly. "ready for some stretching?"

21:46 Kelly-Awesome: "Noooooo ! ! ! " I scream, as you grab my leg, and begin to twist it... but I quickly pull back my free leg and try to Slam it into your front...

21:47 Dutch: With both hands on your leg I can't defend against your other leg, letting out a grunt as your kick lands and losing hold of your leg as I step back to keep my balance.

21:48 Kelly-Awesome: I connect, and again I'm free... but no time to lose, as I kneel up.. and push backwards.. aiming to hit you with my butt into your body....

21:51 Dutch: I regain my balance and try to come after you with you still facing away from me, but you surprise me by slamming your butt in my abs. "oofff" I grunt out and bend over forward as I gasp for air.

21:53 Kelly-Awesome: I smile, feeling I'm again getting the advantage... after hitting you, I drop down on my knees... and as you bend over, I send a mule kick backwards.. aiming for your face

21:56 Dutch: I see your kick coming and my eyes widen, but while gasping for air I'm too slow to defend as it lands in my face hard, kicking me off balance and landing on my back with on the canvas with a loud grunt.

21:59 Kelly-Awesome: Again I connect... I roll over and get up.. pushing back my hair and adjusting my flimsy suit... I see you down on your back.. so I now lunge at you, aiming my elbow at your chest

22:01 Dutch: I shake my head to clear my sight as I see you appear above me in your flimsy suit, almost distracting me enough as you raise your elbow and drop down towards me. But my eyes widen and I pull my shoulder up, trying to roll out from under your elbow before you connect.

22:02 Kelly-Awesome: Damn ! ! My eyes open wide, as my elbow slams into the mat, and pain shoots up my arm.. I quickly roll over, clutching it.. wincing as I try to deal with the pain

22:05 Dutch: I hear you land behind me as you just miss me and I continue my roll to end up on all fours, taunting "did you miss me?" as I turn towards you and try to drag you up so I can lock my arm around the back of your neck for a front facelock attempt.

22:07 Kelly-Awesome: "What the... Damn ! ! " I moan, as I'm dragged up.. one arm hanging loosely down... as I use my other hand to try to punch you in your side

22:09 Dutch: "nngggh!" I grunt out as I feel your fist land in my ribs, but my hold does not slip completely and I try to flex my bicep against your neck while I raise my left knee, trying to smack it into your abs hoping to avoid another punch and take control.

22:10 Kelly-Awesome: Uggggh ! ! My punch has little effect, as your knee slams into my abs.. They're rock hard, so little damage is done.. but the force of the blow lifts me up off the mat...

22:14 Dutch: Taking in a quick breath to regain my strength I keep my bicep flexed tightly around your neck while my other hand moves to your waistband. Then I bend my knees and try to lift your feet off the mat, flipping you upside down and turning my back towards the ring while holding you up to show off my strength before I try to lean backwards in an attempt to slam you down hard with a vertical suplex.

22:16 Kelly-Awesome: "What the.... Nooooooo ! ! ! " I yell.. as I'm lifted up... now upside down.. way above the mat... my hair and boobs hang down, as I try to shake my legs to get free.. but it's too late, and I'm then slammed down... onto my back.. as I bounce.. and the whole ring shakes.. as I lay spread eagle at your feet.. breathing hard, chest heaving.. staring blindly up into the lights

22:19 Dutch: The ring shakes as I slam you down and I let an "oooff" out myself as we land, but not stunned like you I roll over and turn towards you, dragging you back onto your knees and pulling your head between my thighs, clamping them together as I bend over and whisper "do you want to tap or nap?"

22:21 Kelly-Awesome: "NEVER ! ! " I yell.. but my face is already turning red, as I'm still too stunned from the slam to offer any resistance.. and you lock in leg scissors... I shake and squirm, but I'm still too trapped

22:23 Dutch: "Try to stop me then" I gloat and push my chest against your back, wrapping my arms around your body and then pulling you off the canvas again, flipping you into seated position on my shoulders as I turn towards the center of the ring...

22:30 Kelly-Awesome: "OH CRAP ! ! " My eyes open wide, as again I'm lifted up... on your shoulders.. higher than last time.. as I'm still stunned from the last slam

22:33 Dutch: Feeling little resistance I hold you for a few more moments, but then bend forward, pushing you off my shoulders and slamming you down as hard as I can with a huge power bomb, trying to knock you out with the impact.

22:34 Kelly-Awesome: This crash is even more violet that the last slam.. as I really hit the mat hard... coming up far, before settling down on my back.. barely moving... except for my chest heaving ... feeling pain and agony all over my body now... as I'm unable to move

22:37 Dutch: After you bounce I see your arms and legs dropping down as you lay on your back looking limp. Walking over I raise your arm and then let it drop to test if you're still awake.

22:37 Kelly-Awesome: You raise my arm, but it just flopps back down...

22:39 Dutch: I lift your arm again, and it drops as I pick it up for a third time and wait to see if it just flops down limp again so I can claim my victory by KO.

22:42 Kelly-Awesome: On the third try... I'm finally awake.. and I leave my hand up.. and make a fist...

22:45 Dutch: "What!?" I exclaim as I see your eyes open just before I declare myself as the winner. Surprised I try to stand up and get my head back in the match, raising my arms defensively.

22:46 Kelly-Awesome: My arm drops back down... Still sooooo sore... but my ego won't let me quit.. just yet.. I slowly roll over on my side, still breathing hard, as I try to massage my sore back

22:48 Dutch: As you roll over onto your side I grab your arm top arm and try to yank you back to your feet by it while I attempt to reach my other arm between your legs and pull you over my my shoulders in a fireman's carry.

22:50 Kelly-Awesome: Crap ! ! ! ... As I'm roughly dragged up... my legs barely able to support me... then I'm lifted.. and stretched out over your shoulder.. my arms and legs dangling.. and my sore back even more on fire now....

22:53 Dutch: Feeling in complete control now I push one hand on your chest and one on one of your thighs while I bend my knees and then thrust upwards, trying to lift your body overhead in a military press, hoping to hold you there for a few seconds and then step away backwards to let you crash down on the canvas.

22:54 Kelly-Awesome: ARRRRRRRRRGH ! ! ! I scream, as I'm stretched out even more... dangling off of you... "Ok... OK.... I...... I...... GIIIIIIVVEE ! ! " I bellow... "Let... Me... GOOOOOOO ! ! ! "

22:56 Dutch: I hear you scream out your submission before I let you crash down, and instead lower you to hold you in my arms, smiling and saying "that is all I wanted to hear" before I let you down on your feet gently.

22:57 Kelly-Awesome: I'm put down onto the mat.. and I curl up in a ball... shaking... trying to deal with the agony all over my body...

22:59 Dutch: As we are all alone in the horror house basement I ring the bell myself and then take my phone, holding it in one hand and flexing my other bicep while standing over you as proof of my victory.