Classic Pro Wrestling

20:33 Maverick: Saturday Night Dead or Alive! Round One of the epic CPW Championship Tourney!

20:36 Maverick: Courtesy of our sponsors - Eli Lily Corporation, makers of Cialis for Men, and by Ben Gay, for all your aching muscle needs!
20:36 Maverick: And color commentary by the legendary team of Rex & Reed!

20:39 Maverick: (insert 45 minutes of gab, lesser matches and commercials for Cialis and Ben Gay!)

20:42 Maverick: "And now fans, the moment you've all been waiting for. Round One of our Championship Tournament to decide which man will wear the CPW gold!"
20:43 Maverick: "These men need no introduction ..."
20:43 Maverick: Rex pipes in " ... but you know that showboat Maverick will give you one, anyway!"
20:43 Maverick: And as if on cue

20:43 Maverick: The lights dim
20:43 Maverick: All dark and quiet for several moments
20:43 Maverick: Then POW!!!
20:44 Maverick: Red white and blue fireworks reveal on the runway ... MAVERICK!
20:45 Maverick: "From the heart of Dixie, weighing in at 225 lbs ... MAVVVVVVVVVVVV-uhhhhhhhhh...RICKKKKKKKKKK!"
20:46 Maverick: Standing with arms and legs wide, soaking in the fan love, looking up to the sky, then ... striding forward like he owns the auditorium, slapping hands with his beloved fans, kissing babies, hugging the girls, taking his sweet time
20:47 Maverick: But for once, wearing an entrance robe, silk boxers entrance rode, shining white, only his head, boots and hands visible

20:48 Maverick: Reed: "Well the southern boy has broken with tradition, I wonder if that robe is some kind of message"
20:48 Maverick: Rex: "Come on, you know what the message is! I can't wait for the big reveal, he's embarrassed, courtesy of TMack!"
20:49 Maverick: And again as if on cue, as the camera pans away from Maverick stepping into the ring ...

20:51 tmack: Fireworks goes off. One the tron is part of a video from our last match showing Maverick getting pin bu a reverse face sit
20:52 tmack: Then it shows Mavrick being strip of his white trunks. On cue I walk out with Maverick white trunks on. The fans booing me loud.

20:54 tmack: Rex: I love it! Tmack usually in red or blue trunks. Today he has on the loser trunks. He also wearing black boots
20:54 tmack: Reed: How could he? That surely is not right
20:55 tmack: Rex: MAN! He fills those trunks out better then Maverick did
20:57 tmack: I start walking towards the ring. Standing 6'1" and weighing in at 181. Fans has there hand outstretched and I ignore them. I get to the ring and slide in
20:58 tmack: I look at you with the robe on. "Take it of. Show your fans what nice gesture I did" as I smile at you. Yt

20:59 Maverick: Hands on hips, shaking my head. Face red, maybe rage, but most definitely embarrassemnt.
20:59 Maverick: I take the mic and everyone hears a low growl from my chest and then I speak
21:00 Maverick: "I made you a promise, son, and I aim to keep it. Go ahead and enjoy your fun but ... I hope you're hungry, cause you are gonna eat these damn shorts before we leave this ring!" Fans cheering loudly as I toss the mic down and ...
21:00 Maverick: Pause
21:01 Maverick: Shaking my head, can't do it ... but then the crowd starts shouting for me to DO IT DO IT!
21:01 Maverick: And ... I whip the robe off and throw it outside the ring, gritting my teeth
21:02 Maverick: BRIGHT, no NEON PINK TRUNKS! Perfect replica of my white ones, same high cut, same MM logo on my butt, but neon pink!
21:02 Maverick: Screw up my face in visible pain, clenching and unclenching my fists!
21:02 Maverick: yt

21:03 tmack: Some of the men in the crowd begins laughing at you . See some flashes from camera taking pictures of your neon pink trunks. I lean over and pick up the mic that you toss down
21:05 tmack: Trying to stop laughing so that I can speak. " You know Maverick....You look so....ummm what's the word that I am thinking of. "MANLY" and well those Neon pink trunks has improve your looks. " I toss the mic out of the ring. Waiting for this tournament match to start. Yt

21:12 Maverick: Loud enough now I don't need the hand mic, everyone can hear from the ring mics "The whole world saw those brass knux, son! Ref! Check him good this time! And don't bother checking the trunks, it's obvious he ain't got nothin' there, but I bet those boots are loaded!"
21:12 Maverick: Ref cautions me, in my face, to watch the smart talk! But the audience is torn between laughing at my pink trunks and laughing at the jab to your manhood!
21:13 Maverick: Order temporarily restored
21:14 Maverick: Ref holding up the shining new CPW Championship belt, as he will for each match in this tournament ...
21:14 Maverick: "... ten minute time limit, pinfall or submission ..."
21:15 Maverick: Adjusting my ...grrr ... trunks, begin to circle, stretching on the ropes in the corner for a moment
21:15 tmack: I place my hand on my bulge cause it is outlining in these white trunks and then move my hand up to the waist as if I about to pull them down. "You want to see for your self Maverick"
21:17 tmack: Some of the fans start chanting. "Pull them down....pull them down" Others had a shock look on their faces. The ref holding up the belt shakes his head like in a noo motion.
21:17 Maverick: Referee cautioning you, too.

21:17 tmack: See you adjusting your Neon pink and see you stretching on the ropes
21:17 Maverick: I puff out my hairy pecs and lunge like I'm gonna jump you!
21:18 tmack: I see you puff out your hairy pecs and act like you are going to jump me and I just smile and double up my fist. "Use your face as a punching Bag" Yt

21:33 Maverick: Ref pushing back on my chest, me growling and losing it!
21:33 Maverick: Your smug face driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:34 Maverick: But he keeps at it till order is once again restored
21:34 Maverick: And finally
21:34 Maverick: He steps aside and calls for the bell! DING DING!!!
21:34 Maverick: I circle, shaking my hands, almost drooling visibly at the need to get my hands on you and wring your neck!
21:35 Maverick: Lunge in and lock up center ring!!!!!!!!!!
21:35 Maverick: yt

21:36 tmack: Meet you in the center of the ring for a lock up. Knowing that you have the weight advantage I grab and arm and toss you over my hips and I then back up some waiting on you to get back up. Yt

21:39 Maverick: I pound my fist and get up, but fast! Fury powering me! Fly into your gut with my shoulder!
21:39 Maverick: yt

21:40 tmack: Seen you getting up and you fly into my gut with your shoulder. OOOOOF I get knock down to the mat. On my back but I have my guard up ready anything you my throw at me. Yt

21:42 Maverick: Rise up over you ... reach down and grab you by your neck to heft you up to take your medicine!
21:42 Maverick: yt

21:44 tmack: You lean over and grab me by my neck and heft me up. I r each up and eyerake you as the ref was towards your back. Yt

21:45 Maverick: ARRHHHRRRHH!
21:45 Maverick: Face in my hands, spinning in slow circle, can't ... see!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:46 Maverick: Ref AS USUAL doesn't see, either!
21:46 Maverick: Reed: "Aw come on now, is it going to be that kind of match!"
21:46 Maverick: Rex: "What do you mean, Reed, an awesime TMACK match???? Well, yeahhh!!!"
21:46 Maverick: yt
21:48 tmack: You are spinning slowly in circle. You can not see. I came up to you and place your head into my armpits and run towards the center and hit a DDT on you. Yt

21:50 Maverick: WHAMMMM!!!! Don't know where I am till it's too late!
21:50 Maverick: Down to the mat and bounce back up, rolling!!!
21:50 Maverick: Head rolling on my shoulders, too, arms groping drunkenly
21:51 Maverick: Trying to shake the double TMack's I see into one!

22:04 tmack: You bounce backup and rolling. Your arms groping drunkenly
22:04 tmack: I roll you over on your back and lay my chest on your chest. Fans seeing the MM on the back of my white trunks
22:05 tmack: The ref drops down and going for the pin. I am not hooking the legs. Ref count is 1.....
22:06 tmack: Rex: Tmack is trying to end this match early. He will be moving on to the next round. Did you see that wonderful DDT
22:07 tmack: Reed: Come on Maverick. Tmack going for a pin to early.
22:07 tmack: yt

22:41 Maverick: 1!!!
22:41 Maverick: 2!!
22:41 Maverick: Fans holding their breath, shouting MAV-RICK!
22:41 Maverick: And ... huge kick out!!! throw you up and over me, surprising you!!
22:42 Maverick: Rolling up to my knees and glaring at those white trunks ... up to my feet and circling!
22:42 Maverick: yt

22:43 tmack: You kick out and send me up and over you. I look very surprise. I hold up 3 fingers and the ref only holds 2.
22:43 tmack: I stand up to my feet. You are on your feet
22:44 tmack: I see you circling and this time I came to you. "You are going down" Hard slap to your face. Yt
22:45 Maverick: Blue eyes blazing at you when I turn my head back and lock onto you
22:45 Maverick: Slap was loud, but the look in my eyes ... louder!
22:45 Maverick: Stomp forward and pec chop with all 225 lbs thrown into it!!!
22:45 Maverick: THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:46 Maverick: And follow in grabbing you around the waist in a bearhug and lift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEZEEE CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:47 Maverick: Reed: "Uh oh, Maverick is already busting out his power moves. I think TMack has his full attention!!"
22:47 Maverick: CRUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Showing off your muscled back and butt to the crowd as I yank like a dog with prey in his mouth!
22:47 Maverick: yt

22:48 tmack: Felt that pec chop and I bend over and rubbing my chest.
22:48 tmack: Then you came in and grabbing me around the waist in a bearhug
22:48 tmack: Squeezing hard. My chest is against your chest
22:48 tmack: Your fans are cheering you on
22:49 tmack: Showing off my muscled back and butt to the crowd. I am squirming
22:49 tmack: Trying to break this hold before any damage
22:49 tmack: Raise my hands up and go for a bell clap on your ears. Yt

22:52 Maverick: Shaking you, squeezing and shaking, letting all my anger go! My arms and back flexing tight! Fans cheering and stomping!!
22:53 Maverick: But then ... THONK! Making my head roll and ears ring ... my boots planted but I stagger ... Maverick is gonna drop the hold ... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
22:53 Maverick: I plant hard and CRANK that bear hug!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forcing the air out of you!
22:53 Maverick: Reed: "Good Lord, he is not gonna drop it!!!"
22:54 Maverick: Rex: "Count Maverick out, ref! He's ... he's .. cheating!"
22:54 Maverick: Reed: "Cheating, how!??? It's a legal move!"
22:54 Maverick: Rex: "Shut up! I know I saw something!"
22:54 Maverick: Fans louder, louder!!!
22:54 Maverick: yt

22:57 tmack: You stagger but you crank that bear hug on tighter. Forcing the air out of me. My hands falls down to my side. Shaking my head. I raise up my right hand and double my fist up. Breathing hard. I send a HARD punch to your forehead and then another. Yt

22:57 Maverick: Knocking the lights out of me, almost! But you have to keep at it, cause Maverick is determined to crush this prey!!!!
22:58 Maverick: Finally, you manage to rock me enough that my back touches the ropes, and the ref yells for the break!!!!!
22:58 Maverick: By that time though, your ribcage has taken an awful beating ....
22:58 Maverick: I drop you
22:58 Maverick: Leaning into the ropes, clearing my aching head.
22:59 Maverick: Covered in a sheen of sweat now, glimmering in the harsh ring lights
22:59 Maverick: yt

23:01 tmack: You drop me as my rib cage is hurting from the bear hug. You are leaning on the ropes as I slide out of the ring. I am sweating and as I stand and turn I reaching in the ring and grabbing your legs and pulling them backwards. My ribcage is hurting but I have to work through it. Yt

23:02 Maverick: Eyes pop wide in surprise, mouth open in a big O ... yanked out of the ring and didn't see it coming!
23:03 Maverick: WHAM! Hit the mat, and by reflex kicking for a face to connect with!!!
23:03 Maverick: yt

23:04 tmack: You hit the mat. I was still outside of the ring
23:04 tmack: So I just barely missed that kick.
23:05 tmack: I grab your legs and pull you back
23:05 tmack: Your legs are over the edge of the apron
23:05 tmack: The ref is yelling at me to get back in the ring
23:07 Maverick: Grab the bottom rope to keep from being pulled out to land on my back and try to whip my legs around your neck!!!!!
23:07 Maverick: yt

23:10 tmack: You grab the bottom ropes to keep me from pulling you out. You on your back and try to whip your legs around my neck. You do not lock them in fast enough. Lucky for me. I grab your legs and lift them up and slam them down on the edge of the apron. Yt

23:10 Maverick: Arrghhh!
23:11 Maverick: Face twists up, groaning, twist my body to bring my legs back in the ring, holding my knee!
23:11 Maverick: Fans booing you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:11 Maverick: yt

23:11 tmack: Fans are booing me. I smile at them
23:11 tmack: I slide into the ring. I grab that right leg and lift it up.
23:11 Maverick: Dudes in the front row chanting at you YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!"
23:12 tmack: I place my elbow on that knee and drop your leg hard to the mat
23:12 tmack: I flip off the dudes in the front row. Yt

23:12 Maverick: GAAHHH!
23:12 Maverick: Humping the air and grab my leg!
23:12 Maverick: Rolling in pain
23:13 Maverick: Showing off those pink trunks now wedgied into my ass.
23:13 Maverick: yt

23:15 tmack: Your Neon pink trunks now wedgied into your ass.
23:15 tmack: I stand up I grab your legs and lift and spread them apart as far as I can
23:15 tmack: I point to those fans that I flip off " Hey ref they trying to get over the barricades"
23:16 tmack: The ref looks. I lift my right black boot over your bulge
23:16 tmack: and stomp down. Fans are yelling at the ref. Calling him a moron. Yt

23:17 Maverick: Ref of course looks full where you point, runs to that side to check out the problem!
23:17 Maverick: Completely missing your move!
23:18 Maverick: My legs spread like a wishbone! Proud pink bulge like a bullseye for a missile!
23:19 Maverick: And as I fight to get leverage ... BOOMMM!
23:19 Maverick: Boot comes down and smashes that neon Mount Rushmore!
23:19 Maverick: I grab my head and jerk in pure agony!!
23:19 Maverick: Body writhing on the mat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:19 Maverick: And ref finally turns around, but too late!
23:19 Maverick: Doesn't see a thing!
23:19 Maverick: yt

23:20 tmack: Your body writhing on the mat. I smile as the ref turns around
23:20 tmack: The fans are trying to tell him what happened
23:21 tmack: I shook my head in a no motion
23:21 tmack: I roll you over on your back as I straddle you
23:21 tmack: I grab your legs again and going for a Boston Crab.
23:21 tmack: Pulling your legs as far back as possible
23:22 tmack: Showing off your pink trunks and the bulge that is not hard to see now. yt

23:24 Maverick: I fight it!!! Thick, powerful core, abs flexing, moving in the light as I struggle for air, arms grabbing at the canvas! It's a real fight! I ALMOST manage to break it and power out, but you dig in and flex yourself, and finally ... get me locked in the crab
23:24 Maverick: Fans yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
23:25 Maverick: I struggle now in a different way, clawing at the mat, grabbing my head, yelling NO at the ref as he asks me over and over if I give!!!!!!!!!!!
23:25 Maverick: But clearly my body jerking in torture!
23:25 Maverick: Getting worn dowwwnnn
23:25 Maverick: yt

23:26 tmack: My rib cage is hurting as you fight to get turn over.
23:26 tmack: Now you are in the Boston Crab. I have a smile on my face
23:26 tmack: Ref is asking you and you yelling NO
23:26 tmack: I keep on bending your legs back.
23:27 tmack: Your body is jerking. You clawing at the mat and grabbing your head
23:27 tmack: "Ref he is tapping on the mat. "
23:27 tmack: Yt

23:27 Maverick: He asks me "DO YOU GIVE???" again!
23:27 Maverick: I can't get the NOOO out but I shake my head NOOOOO!
23:28 Maverick: Cameraman getting a good loonnnng shot of your face and my crotch under you!
23:29 Maverick: Looking hopeless, Maverick now seems to be slapping and clawing in desperation, little trickle of drool from his mouth!
23:29 Maverick: But
23:29 Maverick: The chants outside get ... louder
23:29 Maverick: Loud -- errrrr
23:29 Maverick: LOUD-ERRRRRR
23:29 Maverick: "MAV-RICK! MAV-RICK!" Stomping in rhythm now!
23:30 Maverick: And you realize ... I'm dragging us inch by inch to the ropes!!! Hand reaching out now to grab the bottom rope, shaking but aimed right for it!
23:30 Maverick: yt

23:31 tmack: The fans get louder and louder.
23:31 tmack: I shaking my head nooooo
23:31 tmack: I feeling you dragging us inch by inch towards the ropes
23:31 tmack: I shaking my head noooo. Trying to bring back your legs further to stop the momentum
23:32 tmack: Fans cheering you on even more.
23:32 tmack: Yt

23:32 Maverick: It reaches a thunderous crescendo!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:32 Maverick: And I give it one final PUSH
23:32 Maverick: And ... grab it!
23:32 Maverick: Ref yells in your face "BREAK"
23:33 Maverick: yt

23:40 tmack: I hold the hold for a little longer. The ref gets to 4
23:40 tmack: I finally release the hold
23:43 Maverick: Camera from outside the ring pans in on my face and a look of agony. Hold the bottom rope and start pulling myself up but wincing in pain with every motion! Still, gritted white teeth! Not going to say "I quit!"

01:55 tmack: The camera pans in on your face and I stomp on that right leg
01:56 tmack: As I walk away. The ref yells at me
01:56 tmack: I have until 5 I argue with the ref
01:56 tmack: Yt

01:56 Maverick: I pull up on the second rope, then the top ... heaving my rubbery muscles up!
01:57 Maverick: Getting my wind while you are argue .. still draped on the ropes, but starting to look focused again.
01:57 Maverick: Fist begins balling up ...
01:57 Maverick: yt

01:57 tmack: Look over at you as you pull yourself up
01:57 tmack: Seeing your fist balling up
01:58 tmack: "Ref he is double his fist and that's illegal"
01:58 tmack: Ref looks at me like....why are you telling me how to do my job
01:58 tmack: Then he looks at you and motion about your fist.
01:59 tmack: The ref walks towards you as I follow. Gets close and I use the ref to send a double up fist myself to your face. Yt

02:00 Maverick: I was looking at the ref as he motioned to my hand. Didn't even notice, was struggling to power up to get back in the fight. I say "huh????" And just then ... POWWw!
02:00 Maverick: Knock my chin up into my skull!
02:00 Maverick: I stagger with stars floating in my vision, doing a rubbery walk away from the ropes!
02:01 Maverick: yt

02:01 tmack: You stagger and rubbery walk away from the ropes. I turn you around
02:01 tmack: Grab your head and place it down between my legs.
02:02 tmack: I grab a handful of your Neon pink trunks.
02:02 tmack: Going to try and pick you up for a piledriver. Yt

02:03 Maverick: Just coming to my wits when I realize ... my head is crammed between your legs!!!!
02:03 Maverick: And I'm going up .. up
02:03 Maverick: You get me up with a loud grunt of effort and my pink trunks and black boots are pointed up to the ceiling of the auditorium!
02:03 Maverick: Fans gasping!!!
02:04 Maverick: Reed: "Oh, son, this is it! TMack is gonna finish Maverick now!"
02:04 Maverick: Rex: "Oh, you mean "take out the trash?"
02:05 Maverick: I hang there and my fate is certain!!!!!!!
02:05 Maverick: ....
02:05 Maverick: Suddenly, I kick and thrust powerfully!
02:05 Maverick: And you ... lose your balance!!!
02:06 Maverick: Sending my weight over you and forcing us both down but with YOU underneath!!
02:06 Maverick: yt

02:06 tmack: You start kicking as I have you up in the air
02:06 tmack: I lose my balance
02:06 tmack: and fall to the mat on my back
02:07 tmack: You are on top of me
02:07 tmack: My back is hurting as it hits the mat
02:07 tmack: I try pushing you off of me.
02:07 tmack: Yt

02:08 Maverick: Whole body aching, I try to make this a "shock" opportunity, hooking your legs, both of them, showing off those white trunks you stole from me!
02:08 Maverick: Pinning your shoulders with leverage!
02:08 Maverick: Ref leaps down and yells 1
02:08 Maverick: yt

02:09 tmack: You hooking both of my legs to show off those white trunks. I am squirming trying to kick my legs free. The ref drops down and yells 1.
02:10 tmack: You have my legs hooked good. Continue to kick and the ref count 2.....and I finally get about to do a kick out. Yt

02:15 Maverick: I roll off you when you kick out ... rise painfully to my feet, staring at you like something good to eat (or kill!)
02:16 Maverick: Motion to the crowd with a cut throat gesture, point at you, dripping sweat now and nearing exhaustion
02:16 Maverick: But hungry for the kill!
02:16 Maverick: Crowd goes nuts cause they know what that gesture means!
02:17 Maverick: Reed: "He's back in the fight! Maverick is signaling the Country Mile! He wants to choke TMack out with his legs!"
02:17 tmack: Hearing the crowd going nuts
02:18 Maverick: Rex: "That move should be illegal! He just wants to injure TMack with those pink trunks!"
02:18 tmack: I reach up in desperation and send my right fist as hard as I can into your bulge.
02:19 Maverick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
02:19 Maverick: My eyes cross
02:19 Maverick: Mouth open wide
02:19 Maverick: Knees bend in
02:19 Maverick: And I fall like a slow timmmberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
02:19 tmack: Rex: YESSSSS
02:19 Maverick: yt

02:20 tmack: You fall to the mat.
02:20 tmack: The ref once again did not see it
02:20 Maverick: Holding my balls tight
02:20 Maverick: Kicking my boots
02:20 tmack: You holding your balls
02:20 tmack: You boots kicking the mat.
02:20 tmack: I stand up and lean over and grab your hair
02:20 tmack: Pulling you to your feet
02:21 tmack: Whip you hard into the corner. Making you sit on your ass. Yt

02:22 Maverick: For a minute all the strength whacked out of me by smashing my balls!
02:22 Maverick: I hit the corner and plop into it, legs wide, arms on the ropes by my side
02:23 Maverick: Head hits my pecs and I have to shake it to get it back up!
02:23 Maverick: yt

02:23 tmack: I am smile
02:23 tmack: I might have something up my sleeves
02:23 tmack: well no shirt on
02:23 tmack: I come over to the corner
02:24 tmack: Your legs are wide and your arms on the ropes
02:24 tmack: Your head hits your pecs.
02:24 tmack: I am sweating. Getting tired.
02:24 tmack: I turn around and place my ass right in your face.
02:24 tmack: BUT what most people well only I know about
02:25 tmack: The MM on the ass part has Chloroform on them!
02:25 tmack: The chloro soaked into your MM on the back of the trunks are right in your face as I am rubbing my ass around. Yt

02:26 Maverick: Reed: "Oh no, he's going to humiliate Maverick!"
02:27 Maverick: Your ass and my own trunks smothering me!
02:27 Maverick: I begin lifting my arms from the ropes and begining to latch onto you
02:27 Maverick: BUT
02:27 Maverick: Suddenly, that fight seems to ... melt away
02:27 Maverick: My pecs and abs working furiously to suck in air
02:28 Maverick: But all that does right now is suck chloroform from my own trunks into my lungs!!!!
02:28 Maverick: I feel my own muscles getting heavy, weak
02:28 Maverick: And my arms paw and fall off of you!
02:29 Maverick: Legs fighting to kick out but
02:29 Maverick: Made of rubber as I breath in the chloro!
02:29 Maverick: Weaker ....
02:29 Maverick: Trapped between your ass and the turnbuckle!
02:29 Maverick: yt

02:30 tmack: I feel your arms paw and fall off from me.
02:30 tmack: I smile. Knowing each breathe you take
02:30 tmack: And what you are taking in
02:30 tmack: Sure not Oxygen
02:30 Maverick: uuunnghhhh ...
02:31 tmack: Your legs fighting to kick out
02:31 tmack: I also know the more you struggle
02:31 Maverick: Confused and head spinning, not even sure what is happening to me
02:31 tmack: The better it will be for me
02:31 Maverick: abs and pecs shining in sweat and sucking in more and more as I struggle
02:31 tmack: Keep my ass on your face as you are against the turnbuckle
02:32 tmack: Ref is telling me to get you out of the corner
02:32 Maverick: I'm in the ropes though, ref telling you to get off me!
02:32 Maverick: Going outttttttttttt
02:32 tmack: The ref begins to make his count
02:32 Maverick: But can you hold this long enough to KO me?
02:32 tmack: 1......
02:32 tmack: 2......
02:32 tmack: 3......
02:32 tmack: 4......
02:33 tmack: 4.5
02:33 tmack: I finally stand up.
02:33 tmack: I grab your legs and drag you to the center of the ring
02:33 tmack: The fans have no idea of what just happened
02:33 Maverick: My head on my chest, looking DONE
02:34 Maverick: Fans demoralized, what has happend to their always tough hero!!!!!!!!!!!
02:34 Maverick: Looking out cold as you drag me, arms going up over my head dragging on the mat, showing my deep pits

02:36 tmack: Rex: Looks like Maverick is not moving. TMACK has this in the bag. TMACK will be moving on and that LOSER Maverick will be out of the tournament.
02:36 tmack: REED: Maverick looks lifeless. What did Tmack do?
02:37 tmack: I drop down to go for a pin. Yt

02:37 Maverick: Rex: "He beat the loser, that's what he did!!"
02:37 Maverick: You pin my shoulders, hook my leg, showing off those wedgied pink trunks and the thick bulge for the fans and cameras
02:37 Maverick: Ref counts
02:38 Maverick: 1!!!!!!
02:38 Maverick: Nothing. Not even a twitch.
02:38 Maverick: Fans all confused, yelling my name but not much oomph behind it
02:38 Maverick: 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:38 Maverick: Maverick's boots and hands jerking, but nothing else
02:38 Maverick: And the ref's arm comes dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww for 3
02:39 Maverick: And
02:39 Maverick: .....
02:39 Maverick: ....
02:39 Maverick: NO!
02:39 Maverick: My left shoulder gets up!
02:39 Maverick: My arm goes from limp to spaghetti and reaches weakly up, but enough of a jolt to break at 2 and 3/4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:39 Maverick: Ref signals no!
02:40 Maverick: Fans begin to shout, chant my name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:40 Maverick: yt

02:40 tmack: I look at the ref. "What" I scream
02:40 tmack: "That was three"
02:40 tmack: The fans begin shouting and chanting your name
02:40 tmack: I sit you up in a sitting position
02:40 Maverick: He argues back, angry
02:41 tmack: Wrap my massive arm around your head
02:41 Maverick: Fans stomping, chanting MAV-RICK!
02:41 tmack: in a sleeper hold
02:41 Maverick: Hands coming up to paw at your arms!
02:41 tmack: Tighten it down as the fans stomping and chanting
02:41 tmack: Feeling your hands pawing at my arms
02:41 Maverick: Struggling from my chloro sleep to come to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:41 tmack: Trying to make sure the sleeper hold is tight
02:41 Maverick: MAV-RICK!
02:41 Maverick: MAV-RICK!
02:42 Maverick: Sweat making it hard to lock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:42 Maverick: We're both dripping now
02:42 Maverick: But you finally do!
02:42 Maverick: Just as you do ...
02:42 tmack: "Shut up" I yell at the fans
02:42 Maverick: I manage with a reach down dep inside to everything I have, knowing it's now or never
02:43 Maverick: To push up with those powerful legs!
02:43 tmack: Feeling you pushing up
02:43 Maverick: Taking us both up while you hold tight
02:43 Maverick: Then ...
02:43 Maverick: in desperation
02:43 tmack: We are both up
02:43 Maverick: Throwing my boots out, pure fighting instinct, to make us drop by surprise and
02:43 Maverick: Sending my head up into your chin like a hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:43 Maverick: BAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:43 Maverick: yt

02:44 tmack: You throw your boots out and drop. My head nails your chin.
02:44 tmack: I grab for my chin
02:44 tmack: As I fall backwards onto the mat
02:44 tmack: Holding my chin
02:44 tmack: Screaming in pain
02:44 tmack: Rolling around.
02:45 tmack: Trying to shake it off
02:45 tmack: yt

02:45 Maverick: Reed: Oh dear Lord, I felt that, something broke!
02:45 Maverick: Rex: DQ Maverick, I saw him reach for a foreign object! He always has one ...

02:45 Maverick: Ref is shocked, but stands back
02:45 Maverick: And I ...
02:45 Maverick: Gasping for air again
02:46 Maverick: Move!
02:46 Maverick: Again, more fighting instinct than clear thought at this point
02:46 Maverick: And lunge from my knees to you
02:47 Maverick: Locking my legs around your neck, yanking your arm out taught, controlling it with both hands and pulling!
02:47 Maverick: Reed: "The Country Mile!"
02:47 Maverick: And bend up my torso and chest to lay on what power I have left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:47 Maverick: My bulge in your face, smothering you, now!
02:48 Maverick: And my thick quads squeezing the air out of you!
02:48 Maverick: Fans go
02:48 Maverick: WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
02:48 Maverick: yt

02:48 tmack: My bulge is tenting big time in my white trunks
02:48 tmack: Felt your legs lock around my neck
02:48 tmack: trying to struggle to keep you from locking them
02:49 tmack: My hands slapping at your legs
02:49 Maverick: Cameras loving going from my bulge in your face to your tenting white trunks!
02:49 Maverick: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:49 tmack: I feel you bending up
02:49 tmack: My face is turning red.
02:49 tmack: Your bulge is smothering me in my face
02:49 Maverick: Arching to keep you down! Weakened, but every ounce of power I have left in this last, desperate move!
02:50 Maverick: Ref yells "DO YOU GIVE!??????"
02:50 tmack: My boots are kicking trying to escape this
02:50 tmack: NOOOO
02:50 tmack: as the ref ask
02:50 tmack: Now I feel you arching to keep me down
02:50 Maverick: My hands grasping the mat, I crank it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:50 Maverick: Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:50 Maverick: Squeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02:50 tmack: I yell as you crank in the hold
02:50 tmack: Your thighs squeezing hard
02:51 tmack: My eyes starts to close
02:51 tmack: I am fading
02:51 tmack: Last chance I try grabbing at your bulge
02:51 tmack: My power is slipping away.
02:52 tmack: I finally tap on your legs
02:52 tmack: yt

02:52 Maverick: When your hand begins to grasp and squeeze my balls, I make a final SQUEEZE to stop you!!! Got to work!

02:54 Maverick: Ref sees you tap out and calls for the bell!
02:54 Maverick: DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02:54 Maverick: Yelling at me to release!
02:54 tmack: Having problem breathing
02:54 Maverick: And despite all my anger
02:54 Maverick: I do
02:54 Maverick: Like always, I follow the rules - grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

02:54 tmack: I can tell when you release
02:54 Maverick: Fall apart from you
02:54 Maverick: In almost as bad shape as you!
02:54 tmack: I lay on the mat gasping for air
02:54 Maverick: BUT
02:54 Maverick: Not quite
02:55 Maverick: The fans erupt in joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:55 tmack: Your fans cheering you on
02:55 Maverick: Shakes the roof
02:55 Maverick: And I
02:55 Maverick: Have to keep it together for one more thing
02:55 Maverick: Fulfilling my promise
02:55 tmack: Rex: DAMN IT!
02:55 Maverick: I stagger, groggy to my feet
02:55 Maverick: And reach down and
02:56 Maverick: Grab my own PINK trunks and
02:56 Maverick: Yank them down to my ankles!

02:56 tmack: REX: What the hell. This is a family show. DQ him ref
02:56 Maverick: The whole world expects to see bare Maverick ass cheeks!
02:57 Maverick: Reed: "Oh my God, you are right! Cut to commerical!"
02:57 Maverick: But they don't because
02:57 Maverick: Reed: "Oh, what! Look, Maverick has a black speedo under those new trunks! What is he doing!???"
02:57 Maverick: I grin to the fans and step out of the pink trunks
02:57 Maverick: Hold them up high
02:57 tmack: Reed: Security needs to go in and pull up Maverick trunks
02:58 Maverick: That speedo barely covering enough to allow television, here
02:58 Maverick: I hold them over you
02:58 tmack: I start to stir

02:58 Maverick: Then kneel down and .. .begin feeding them to you!
02:58 Maverick: One hand on your head to hold it still, the other shoving those pink trunks you used to humiliate me into your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:58 tmack: Reed: What the hell? Maverick should be fine. This is unnecessary
02:59 Maverick: Rex: "I told you he is a psycho!!!!"
02:59 tmack: I feel the pink trunks being fed to me
02:59 tmack: I struggle and trying to fight
02:59 Maverick: Fans in an uproar!!!!!!!!!!!!! Most roaring with laughter!
02:59 tmack: I grab at your hand that is holding my head
03:00 Maverick: I yell above you "Ah always keep mah promises, son!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat up!!!!!!!!!!!" (Southern accent getting thick in my exhaustion)
03:00 Maverick: Ref trying to pull me off, other wrestlers running in from the locker room to break this up!

03:00 tmack: I try sending a punch to your abs
03:00 Maverick: It hits! Enough to make me shudder, but I will not stop!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 Maverick: Gone fey
03:01 Maverick: But rest of the locker room yanks me off and your buddies grab you
03:01 Maverick: Breaking it up!
03:01 tmack: Spitting out the pink trunks
03:01 Maverick: You still have to spit those pink trunks out!!!
03:01 Maverick: HA!

03:01 Maverick: Me with both arms held behind me yelling "gimme mah trunks!!!!!!!!!"
03:01 Maverick: Bell ringing again, chaos
03:02 tmack: "These are mine"
03:02 Maverick: And ref signaling to cut this! Go to commercial!
03:02 Maverick: "You lost take em off!"
03:02 tmack: "No way"
03:03 Maverick: Reed: "Ok, wow, um, right, commercial break folks! Your winner and advancing a step to the coveted CPW Championship, MAV-RICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
03:03 Maverick: (cut to Ben Gay commercial)

Published: 2022-12-07, viewed 92 times.