Erotic Professional Intergender Club

23:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Welcome to the EPIC Arena for Holiday Havoc!!! On the card, we have Kallet vs. Roland “The Dissector” Sutherland. And Roland has his work cut out for him in this match. Kallet stands at 5’ 10”, 163 lbs, and a master martial artist with black belts in Taekwondo and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. She recently had a tag match against JackHammer and Zack Davis while teaming with Isla Rose and she more than held her own in that match against those two. Especially, the monster JackHammer who’s 6’ 0” and 225 lbs. She even managed to break Zack’s jaw even though he was the only one to walk away from that contest. Just about anyone who stands in her way in a 1-on-1 fight has come up short, vastly.
23:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Roland on the other hand is smaller than either Jack or Zack. Standing at 5’ 9.5” and 175 lbs, he’s actually a half-inch shorter than Kallet and only weighs 12 lbs more. He’s only trained in pro wrestling but has a reputation of studying his opponents. Once he saw Zack’s jaw, he went to overtime studying everything he can about Kallet. But will it be enough? We’ll find out tonight! He’s already in the ring looking quite nervous and trying to calm himself as much as possible while awaiting Kallet to make her entrance! Let’s go to the ring!
13:47 Kallet: sighs..."I need to get back to them somehow..." Thinks to myself of the earlier fight i had against 2 guys bigger than me, thinking of ways in my mind of what i could've done differently to prevent a loss, making my way up to the ring. Welcome to the Epic Arena for Holday Havoc....KALLET
13:54 Kallet: Making my way up the ring as an announcer yells out my name, still cross armed thinking of the previous match as i step up the rings ropes. You are not logged in. Removing my white jacket revealing a white sports top and white shorts as I glance towards my opponent for the evening. With a quick glance he looks like an Extra playing a buffoon character from any sitcom you could've imagined. similar in height and build as me. "Hmmm...I need to use this guy to regain my confidence..." looking at his direction with a serious looking look, in contrast on how i typically go about matches with a relaxed mindset at the start, now i have a goal in mind. To verify of my own prowess as a proper fighter, gonna give it my all. Regardless if he is the strongest fighter in the world or the worlds weakest wimp, having no information on him to go out of. "Hey you. Ready?"
02:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I watch you come to the ring and… oh fantastic! You’re pissed. Yes, I’m being sarcastic. Is it because you’re facing me in this random match put together by Zack, your previous tag match result, or something else? I see you step through the ropes and into the ring. Once you take off your jacket, I notice you’re only wearing a white sports top and matching shorts. You’re ripped as hell with highly visible abs but no pads, no gloves, and… no boots. Hmmm… Meanwhile I’m in full, all-black wrestler’s gear: trunks, elbow pads, knee pads, kickpads, and boots. Why do I feel like I’m all set to be a living practice dummy? Ok Roland, positive thoughts and keep calm.
02:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I really have two main goals in my debut match for EPIC. 1) try to make it out of this in one piece with nothing broken. Yeah, Zack’s jaw is the inspiration for that. 2) Try to not look pathetic. If you’re going to win, I’ll at least try to make you work for it. Of course, I’ll try to win too, but I know the difference in skill sets between us. If I play your game too much, it’s really likely it won’t end well for me. It took two guys, bigger than me, to take you down last time, and I have to try this alone. Well, I can’t do anything else but try. Time to put 3 weeks’ notice of intense preparation into adapting my style to best take you on to the test. I hear your question, take a deep breath, and respond, “as I’ll ever be.”
02:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
15:39 Kallet: *stares to him and all the extra gear he has on him and i am instantly turning from angry to a sigh of disappointment. "This is lame..." Say in a mumble as i see him looking too scared in just his eyes, to even the extra equipment he took care to wear makes me think even more he is afraid of this matchup for him to get hurt when that is essentially what we are trying to do. Feeling already winning the mental game, i am now calmer and more myself. You are not logged in. "Then lets begin. " bell ringing start of the match
15:45 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I approach the center of the ring and start to slowly circle to my left. I’m keeping light on my feet with my arms raised and concentrating on looking at your shoulders and hips. An attempt to read your body language since you like striking. Calm down, Roland. Breathe. Stay light and adapt as the match goes on.
15:48 Kallet: "You know..." **approaches the center if the ring in a dash hands up to my face as i extend my right towards his face, being faint however as i plan to dodge his face and aim to take my hand behind his head as i step in closer towards him my leg forward passing him ,attempting to judo throw him uchimata-style. "I'm good at grappling too."
16:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: A rush! I back away at an angle away from your hand. It looks like a strike. Unfortunately, that hand was too fast for me to try slapping out of the way, but I see you continue forward and realize this is a set-up for something. I attempt to continue backing up at an angle to keep some distance between us and give me room to move. I hear your comment and say, “yeah, I know that too.” Damn, not sure what she was going for but I bet I would have been in serious trouble if she got it.
15:00 Kallet: "Oh!" **seemingly he has done his research pumping me up a bit after he dodged successfully, as he moves back in an angle, attempting to move in closer once more, throwing an axe kick towards his abdomen, if he moves or dodges it, the kick will turn to a strong forward stomp to cover distance and grab on his shoulder to reattempt the earlier judo move.
15:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: A kick coming at me! I have a chance even though this is really going to suck! I attempt to catch your kicking foot even if that means taking a shot to my gut. If I can manage that, I’ll aim to go immediately into a Dragonscrew Legwhip in the hopes of avoiding an enziguri or something worse from your arsenal. Normally, there’s a pause before the Dragonscrew but given your prowess, I can’t afford that. If I’m lucky, I’m hoping this could result in your kicking knee getting torqued/twisted but can’t worry about that now! Here we go!
15:16 Kallet: 'Oh?" **kick seemingly landing toward his gut hard, but seeing like he is planning something by grabbing tightly on my leg as i am balancing on one leg, seeming in big trouble if I don't go all in or nothing, feeling danger coming close if I don't double up in the attack bending my knee to jump up to the air to do a roundhouse kick towards his jaw right after I feel a hand around my ankle, as I use his grip on my leg as the balance I need to land the set kick. If set kick lands I fall down due to no leg to stand on.
15:35 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “GAH!!!” I let out as I was correct, taking that kick to the gut sucked! But I figured this was one of my best shots to do some kind of damage with my style. As planned, I go for the Dragonscrew Legwhip, twisting to my left (your right). However, due to your quickness, your roundhouse kick hits the back of my right shoulder. “ARGH!!!” I let out and try to hold on. If I had been any slower, that could have been my head! I attempt to continue following through with the leg whip’s twisting motion, despite the pain, due to the momentum. Since I still have my left arm wrapped around your left ankle and will try to hold on as best I can. My right arm is weakened from the blow, so I’m hoping my left is enough to finish this. Not sure how effective this will be but doing some damage is better than none!
15:45 Kallet: "kagh!" **both kicks landing but forgetting this is a bigger guy objectively, can still stand even with 2 kicks one hitting hard on his gut and one in his shoulder. "His head should've been...Ka!" as my attempt to make him stumble back and dazed from a knocking around of his brain failing, I fall down to my ass after not having a leg to stand on twisting on the air after a loud thud can be hard "Kh..", him still holding and twisting on my leg, as I feel the drop back from his dragonscrew legwhip as he is still standing. "Fuck..." Feeling him twisting on my leg some more, trying to act quickly to put weight down to it to break the grip he has on it, using my other free right leg to push up to his face if he is still not letting up, doing anything possible to release my left leg while I'm on my back, feeling a constant twisting pain in the meanwhile.
15:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “GAH!!” I let out again as I land on the ring’s floor on my left side. I try to continue the twisting motion, kind of like a crocodile underwater when it latches onto prey; however, due to the 2 prior blows I took, it doesn’t take a lot for me to let go with your right foot pushing on my head. I have to let go and attempt rolling away to cope with the pain in my gut (which was planned) and my right shoulder (which was not planned) while trying to get back on my feet. I have no idea how much time you need to recover from a move like that nor how it could hamper you. I imagine with a hurt left leg; it’ll have an effect on your kicks and possibly your other martial abilities since so much power is usually derived from the legs. Power usually comes from the core too, but I haven’t been able to do anything to yours, yet. Regardless, I have to try and get up to stand a chance of capitalizing on this situation but FUCK those kicks hurt!
16:09 Kallet: **takes a deep breath swallowing up the pain, not really thinking or dwelling on it, back hurting from the fall , ankle stings but nothing too serious. In an overall looking in a better condition than my opponent which I now decided to start taking seriously. "Not bad for such a wimpy looking person..." standing up as fast I can after he rolled away, attempting to run towards him as he is still getting up to once again aim for a swift right kick against his jaw. hopefully it connects this time him trying to get up being less mobile than earlier.
16:14 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “The hell!?! She can still run?!” I think to myself as I see you launch your right leg towards my head. I crouch my head and raise my left arm to absorb the blow. “GAH!!!!” I yell as I attempt to use the kick’s momentum to roll out of the ring and get to the outside. Need time to recover and I can’t keep taking those blows forever.
16:20 Kallet: "Where the hell are you going?" ** after the kick connects, confused as he just ran away right after, chasing after him as he went out of the ring, trying to recover, as he is outside the ring, I am assuming no one will be of witness to breaking fair play and go for another kick, this time between his legs.
16:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I manage to get outside the ring and thankfully, I manage to be on my feet. But I failed to hear you roll out after me. My back is to you as I was about to start trying to recover from those kicks, until a feel a blow to my bulge that simply stuns me and takes my breath away. I immediately collapse to the floor, belly down with my hands covering my package. I’m doing my level best not to throw up.
16:33 Kallet: "oh no! He seemed to have tripped and fell down, how unfortunate!" Doing my best acting to disguise the reason of the fall of my opponent. I do a jump and with elbow first i jump towards his back as he is on the floor.
16:36 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “Aaaaaggh!” I barely squeak out from my boys being in severe pain as your elbow connects with my back. New pain shoots through my spine and all I can do is yell. I can’t even defend myself. yt
16:41 Kallet: after set elbow, I go ahead and attempt to mount him outside the ring. going for a standard headscissor , landing next to him after the elbow , trying to trap his defenseless head around my thighs so i can proceed to squeeze hard. "Your biggest mistake was leave the ring."
16:44 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “Somehow, I doubt that,” I think to myself. My head feels like it’s being squeezed in a vise. I try to turn my head and bite your inner thigh. I’m not sure which leg it is but either thigh will do. If she can get away with a kick to the balls, surely this should work since my mouth is concealed.
16:47 Kallet: "Aaa! Fuck!" **right away after he bite down hard on my left thigh. Breaking the headscissor from shock he'd bite someone in a wrestling match hard enough to leave a mark, and in fact i could 've just shown the referee this. A bite mark is easier to show proof of than a kick to the balls as one leaves pretty obvious marks. But don't wanna end it like that so I just proceed to get up, mad, doing a quick kick once more towards his belly and proceed to get to move to the ring if he doesn't stop me, being pissed off the whole way.
16:50 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “HULF!!!” I let out as your kick connects with my gut. I’m still lying on the floor and roll to my back while holding my belly. I force myself to keep my eyes open as I see you move to get to the ring. “What’s she doing, now?” I wonder.
16:52 Kallet: "Better get your ass up here in the next 3 seconds or I'll disqualify you." **whispering towards his direction so no one hears as the bite mark he left became more red and visible than earlier, if I put emphasis on it, the match can end right here and I think he knows that. "Either come up to fight or stay there and lose another way. 3...."
16:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I attempt trying to move but a kick to the balls is seriously debilitating. I attempt rolling to my knees but in the effort, I just lose all control and vomit outside the ring. Still, I try to climb up to the apron, one hand at a time, but it’s slow going at best. My knees give out and I’m just trying to stand at this point.
17:00 Kallet: "Disgusting Dumbass." **disgusted by him vomiting, but smiles as I had never an intention to attempt to make this a match win out of a disqualification, as he is trying to get up to the apron , seeing his head protruding at the edge of it as I grab the top rope and jump with all my weight to surprise double stomp kick him to that head of his as he trying to just stand up properly just next to the rings apron.
17:07 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I barely get my head above the ring when it’s greeted, violently, by your feet! “GULMPFF!” I let out as I’m backwards, crashing into the barricade the fans stand behind. My head is woozy from that kick, and I just slump to the floor. Luckily, at least I missed my own puddle of sick.
17:12 Kallet: referee seeing what is going on , an unconscious contestant , next to a puddle of vomit, he assuming happening from the earlier kicks he witness on the contestants belly, starts counting down from 10.. Kallet standing and looking down at him from the ring crossed armed supported by the top rope of the ring... "10...9...8!" The referee yells out
17:15 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “Uuuunngh…”is all I can muster as I’m barely cognizant of what’s going on. I hear an “8” and figure it’s a countdown for a count out. I attempt trying to move and manage to get to all fours. Head hurts, balls hurt, gut hurts, and my right shoulder hurts. Even if I make it to the ring, what the hell am I going to do? Still, I continue to crawl forward trying to recollect my bearings as I’ve looked utterly pathetic so far. yt
17:16 Kallet: "6...5....4!" referee keeps on saying as Roland managed to get on all fours, still outside the ring.
23:23 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: As the ref gets to “4”, I manage to get to the ring and begin hauling myself up onto the apron. By the time he gets to “1”, I simply collapse due to lack of energy and my head swimming from the earlier blow. "Oh... shit..." I think as I fall to the floor outside the ring.
14:11 Kallet: "Well that's that" I stretch a bit tension leaving me as he fell down once more conserving the strength I had prepared, heading out as a much needed win was rewarded towards me.
14:11 Kallet: -the end

Published: 2022-12-24, viewed 104 times.