Erotic Professional Intergender Club

16:30 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I’m at my hotel getting ready for my match tonight. I’m dressed in my warm-up clothes consisting of white workout pants and a light blue long-sleeved shirt. My buddy, Mike, tells me that there’s a note outside for me. It specifically says that it’s for my eyes only. Intrigued, I head outside and sure enough, there is a note on the ground for me. I pick it up and all it says is, “Follow the Black Bunny down the hole!” Okay, I’m not sure what the hell is going on here but there is a hole right in front of me that’s large enough to fit through. So, I enter the whole and walk for what feels like hours until I finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. I emerge from the hole and I’m in… wait, is this EPIC Arena? Why is there a tunnel from the hotel to the EPIC Arena?
11:34 Kiara_Wrestler: It's the match day, I watch outside the window, a sunny amazing day, it's January but it looks like if it was spring. I am completing my make up, my outfit is ready on hotel'd bed. A fishnet body, a long pair of leather glove s, thighs length boots and a bunny mask, all is black coloured.The EPIC manager offered the room but he didn't say to me the Arena address, he just told me blow on the window as you are ready. I look outside, I see a nice green grass full of flowers, they are moving like they were dancing, I feel a song come from outside like if the flowers were singing. I shake my head, I shouldn't drink too much like I did yesterday. I watch my clock "shit it's late!" I wear quickly my outfit then I move again to the window, I blow on the glass, it foggys up and suddenly a write appear "Enter in the black bunny hole" I nod and move out to reach the elevator...mtc
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11:35 Kiara_Wrestler: As I enter I see one button only "Bunny Hole" I push it, the elevator move down with incredible speed, I have to crouch to keep my balance. As it stops a nice grass full of flowers appear to mi view, I hear through the air "Ava Adore" by smashing pumpkins, it looks the flowers are singing my entry song, I look further and I see a black hole, I move there hopping like a bunny, hands on ground to advance, as I reach the hole I am aspired inside I let go a scream..mtc
11:36 Kiara_Wrestler:
11:37 Kiara_Wrestler: After few seconds I come into the EPIC Arena, I look around confused, a lot of people around watching to me, I look the clock again "it's late" my opponent is just here, I move forward but I stumble on something, I hear a meow, I look down a big cat pink and grey striped is looking to me, it smiles to me "Hello Kiara, I am The Cheshire Cat, your assistant" it bows then moves toward the ring, I rub its head smiling for its purring then I follow its to reach the ring
11:38 Kiara_Wrestler:
11:38 Kiara_Wrestler: Yt
13:04 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I am in the ring and strip off my workout clothes waiting for my opponent. I'm wearing my USA trunks today with black pads and boots. I'm stretching and warming up until I see the most bizarre sight! I thought the tunnel from the hotel to the arena was strange and now, I see you walking to the ring with... is that a cat? That is the strangest looking cat I've ever seen. But then I see my opponent and holy shit! I'll really have to focus or I just might go full Zack and that would be terrible! I can't afford to get distracted because it's very obvious you're in-shape and strong. But this is a wrestling match, so technique is going to be an important factor. As I'm watching your entrance, I look around and notice the corners of the ring and they look... odd.
13:04 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Wait, are those hydraulic cylinders and pistons? Why are they attached to the ring? What the hell is going on here? And why does that feel like "what the hell?" will by my mantra, tonight? You are not logged in. yt
22:46 Kiara_Wrestler: I feel confused as well as I see a pistons and some hydraulic stuff attached to the ring edge, but the cat wink at me, moving its paw on mouth like to say me to shut up,I nod walking toward the ring, the ref is inside, a bizarre man with a funny hat on his head...I wonder if it's a joke or if it's real but before I could do or say something the The Cheshire Cat jumps over his head, pushing down his hat to bind his view, as it happens some colored butterflies and bugs enter, the butterflies move over the ropes, flapping swings fast, ring is lifted, bugs push the piston over a track to move it under the ring. The funny ref is confused saying "who turns off the light?" Struggling to remove the hat off from your eyes, suddenly ring drops on ground causing a shake...I can enter, I climb on corner, crouched on thurnbukle as announcer introduce me "ladies and gentlemen, 5'9 175 lbs Kiaraaaaa"I extend my legs and jump inside yt
01:51 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “What… the… hell… am I seeing?!” I think to myself. Did you really just communicate with a cat who… I think he told you to be quiet. He jumps onto the… is that the ref? Why does he have a hat? Where did the butterflies come from?! I don’t know what to focus on until the butterflies seem to move faster and BOOM! I feel the ring lift and I whip my head to the hydraulic pistons that are now moving underneath the ring. What the---? Then, I feel the ring sink back down and the ground shake. All of this happened while the cat leapt and landed on the ref’s hat, pushing it down, and he’s having trouble getting it off. I walk over to him and help him put his hat back on properly.
01:51 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “Please, tell me I’m on drugs and don’t know it. Something, anything logical! What am I in for with this match?” I wonder aloud as I walk back to my corner. I see you do your Beth Phoenix-like entrance and hear your announcement. I then hear mine, “Ladies and gentlemen! In the blue corner, standing at 5’ 9.5” and 175 lbs… Roland…. Sutherlaaaannd!!!” I raise my arms to salute the fans and quiet my own misgivings about what’s transpired so far. Bizarre is an understatement. I do a few last minute stretches and jumps and take a grappler’s stance awaiting the bell. yt
02:12 Kiara_Wrestler: Finally the ref regains his pride, the hat is off from his eyes, he doesn't realize a tilting mechanism is under the ring, I giggle as the cat let me know I could use it to take advantage but it let me know also my opponent can do even though he doesn't know the way yet.The Ref with the Hat invite us to the ring's center to remember us the rules.."WWWWElll guys...be fair, or not be fair, respect the rules if needed but first of all don't ask the crowd to help you with absurde things like rains frogs or a tsunami or doing the ring flys...it will happens, so don't do!" I am confused but I nod..as he finishes I move toward the corner, the Chesire Cat is over the turnbukle whispering "attack him flying Kiara and he won't expect" I reply yes even though I can't fly DINGG DINGG bell rings I step in starting to circle you, looking for an opening, we are almost close in size yt
02:34 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I went to the center to listen to the referee’s instructions and… oh… wow! I think the ref is high. Please, tell me he’s high! These are the most absurd instructions I’ve ever heard. “Don’t ask the crowd to help you with absurd things?” Rains frogs? A tsunami? Like an actual tidal wave?! Ring flys? What the heck are ring flys? Are those bugs? I nod to the referee because at this point, why not? It’s pretty obvious this is going to be a bizarre match. As I return to my corner trying to figure out what is going on, I look over to you and… is that cat talking to you? I can’t hear what it’s saying. The bell finally rings and we’re off!
02:34 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I approach the center of the ring in a grappler’s stance and start to circle you as well. We’re about the same size but good grief! Your quads are huge! I don’t think going for a show of power would be a wise course of action for me. So, I signal a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but I intend for it to be a feint. Just as we touch and before the tie-up is locked in, I intend to go for a simple Drop Toe Hold on to your left leg and knee! Let’s see how you like some old-fashioned Lou Thesz wrestling!
02:34 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
02:34 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
03:26 Michelle_Pantero: I'm walking around the cultivated garden, sniffing the roses and enjoying a beautiful day outside. I knew there was a match set for the day, but I couldn't find my watch. Oh well... I'd get there when I get there. I walk deeper inside the trimmed hedges, finally noticing a hole with a table beside it. I'm ever so curious, I have to find out. I spot a bottle of wine with *drink me* wrote on it. Don't have to ask me twice. I take a sip and it hits me immediately.. uumm.. good stuff. I wander inside the hole and start to float down to a front row ringside seat. Just in time. YT
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03:42 Zack_Davis: I'm getting dressed in my hotel room, excited to have been able to score a ticket to the big EPIC January Thaw event! The featured match promises to be an instant classic. Kiara vs Roland, what!!! I'm looking into the mirror adjusting my tie when I hear a knock on the door. Who could that be, geez, what time is it anyways? I gotta get going soon. Slightly annoyed, I open my hotel room door only to come face to face with... A giant bunny ??? I rub my eyes, as the bunny hands me a drink, singing a little rhyme "drink the wine, drink the wine, drink the wine it's almost time!". How can one NOT follow the advice of a giant talking bunny. I think I need a drink about now!
03:52 Zack_Davis: I chug the glass of wine, an instant warmth settles through my body as a portal in the floor presents itself. The bunny floats down into the rabbit hole, motioning for me to follow. I look at my hands, and realize I can now hear colors!You are not logged in. I float into the rabbit hole with my new best friend, floating, floating, the bunny continuing it's silly rhyme, when the tunnel we were floating through dissolves into a mist and I'm suddenly ringside at the EPIC Arena! I look around, vivid colors audibly present themselves to me as I find a seat next to the stunning Michelle Pantero. Is that a damn cat in the ring?!?
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03:55 Zack_Davis: Yt
14:45 Kiara_Wrestler: I feel some new presences on the crowd, like someone familiar just came in the Arena, the Cat feels it so it screams to me "Kiara don't be distracted* I know what I have to do, everything looks absurd either the rabbit sitting on commentary table, he is drinking a cup of tea...as you approach me I raise my arms to accept the lock but you suddenly grab one of my legs, I try to move my hands on your shoulders to hold me up and using the support of your body I bring up my free leg to deliver a jumping knee strike on your good, as I am performing my move the rabbit push a button... suddenly the ring tilt up almost 5 degrees, the high part is behind me..."what the hell?" I ask confused yt
02:49 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Holy crap! Your legs are a lot stronger than I thought as my Drop Toe Hold fails to drop you to your stomach. You’re about to stomp on my knee when the ring tilts! “WHOA!!!!” I yelp as I was totally unprepared for a tilting ring! And at that angle with us in the center of a 20-foot ring, my body just went up by about a foot and gravity has forced me to roll over a couple times before I can catch myself. I try to control the roll as best I can and roll to my feet but it’s not easy on a tilted surface! I also have no idea what caused the movement since all of my attention was on you.
02:50 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Luckily, I did not feel your foot hit my knee or any part of my body, so I’m assuming you went off-balance as well. I try to steady myself on the ring while trying to find your location. I lost track of you during the tilting! And that’s dangerous! Now, where are you? yt
14:49 Kiara_Wrestler: I am surprised as well as the ring tilts, I guess that bizzarre bunny sitting on commentary table is the one who activates the device, as I am jumping up to smash my knee on your gut the gravity make your roll back, I have to let go your shoulders trying to get a kind of balance but the high angle of the ring don't let me get a good one so I drop on my knees, I put my hands on ground to have a kind of support but I slide forward, I reach the ropes, placing my hands on middle one to pull me up on my feet..you are next to me, I look at you with anger "what kind of trickies are you using?" I ask with anger yt
01:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I’m holding onto the middle rope as well, right next to you as we face each other. We’re both trying to recover from… A tilting ring, this is nucking futs! How do you wrestle in something like this? I’ll have to get impromptu and creative if I can. I hear your accusation and look at you incredulously. “Me?! You’re the one talking to a cat! How do I know you’re not doing this madness?” I say as I straighten up and grab the top rope with my left hand. What the hell is she talking about? I try to swing my right arm from my chest to my lateral right outwards pointing at the top of the tilt in order to emphasize my point. That part is not a strike. It’s a feint to attempt distracting you. And while doing the feint, I also attempt to use my right knee to do a swift knee strike to your belly. yt
01:25 Kiara_Wrestler: I pull up on my feet, ring is still tilted so I move my hands from middle rope to the top one to have a good balance, maybe moving outside the ring could be a wise move but not now, match is just started and I don't want look one who get an easy solution..."ohh well I talk with a cat but you ordered ring tilting to a bunny so..." I turn toward you, I like to watch people into eyes as I talk but as I dou OUCHHH your knee meets my belly..my abs is flexed but the strike make me bend over a little...I cough..I can't finish my sentence...I hold my belly with one hand but I swing my other arm up trying to deliver an uppercut under your chin...suddenly the ring tilts to the opposite direction but I hope my punch got you yt
01:52 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My knee connects and… holy crap… you barely bent over. You have powerful abs! Wait, I told a bunny what--?!?! The thought is so bizarre that it distracts me almost too much. What happens next almost defies description! Simultaneously, I notice you swinging an uppercut at me, and the ring tilted in the opposite direction a whole 5°. With a 20-foot ring, our elevation just rapidly increased by almost 1.75 feet! I feel your punch glance off the left side of my chest. “Gah!!!” I let out. Holy shit! If it wasn’t for the ring, that could have been my chin! Direct assaults will have to be situational. Toe-to-toe is not a wise option, currently. And I do mean “currently”!
01:52 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: That sudden change in elevation launched me a bit airborne and I try to tuck and roll so the fall doesn’t hurt me more. I’m not quite successful. I manage to land on my right and roll but unfortunately, I rolled completely out of the ring and onto the arena’s floor where the mats are thin. I try to control the fall, but my back ends up crashing into the barricade that separate the ring from the crowd. “GAHF!!” I let out. Luckily, I didn’t mash my head but I’m slightly dizzy from all the rolling and falling. Ironically, outside the ring might be the best place to be. And to make matters worse, I’ve lost track of you again. Shit! Left side of chest has been glanced, I’m feeling my back now from the collision with the barricade, and the arena is slightly spinning. I try to stagger to my feet so I can get into some kind of defensive position while scanning the area for your presence. yt
02:15 Kiara_Wrestler: "HOly shittt" I hiss as I feel my punch just grazes your chest instead smash like a reverse hammer under your chin, it barely looks a caress, maybe you are gonna think I am a warm-hearted girl, maybe I am but NOT when I am wrestling..ring lift a lot for tilting, it's even hard standing, my legs move sideway with no control and I am walking toward the opposite ring's edge, I am unable to control my movement, my arm is still up , my fist pointing the ceiling like a rebel gal protesting for wrong government laws... the inclination increases and I have to shake my arms to avoid me to fall..but I can't...I drop on my shoulder as I reach the ring's center, rolling like a ball across the ring..the cat realizes what is happening so it jumps outside to sit over your head...its long tail wrap your throath...my rolling continues and I pass under the lower rope till I fall outside the ring...not a bad fall so I can stand up easily..
02:18 Kiara_Wrestler: I see you are close to barricades, no needs to think what I have to do,....I rush toward you charging and bending a little to prepare a spear but suddenly the arena spin so as I diving yo hit your body I can't see your body anymore and my shoulders ram the rabbit sitting on commentary table...he crashes on ground and I land over him..the ref seeing him pinned start to count "1..." yt
04:02 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My world is slightly spinning when all of a sudden, it goes dark, and I can’t see! I’m trying not to panic because of the sudden blindness when I notice there’s something fuzzy or furry on top of my head. And there’s a smell… like… like a cat? Wait, is this that cat you were talking to earlier? Why don’t I feel its bones? What kind of cat is this? Suddenly, I feel a furry rope drape across my throat. Its tail? It must be… but that thought is cut off as it begins to tighten! Shit! The damn cat is choking me! Unable to see what’s around me, I try not to stagger or move for fear of hitting something and hurting myself further! I try to grip the cat’s tail with my right hand and I’m trying to pull the damn critter off with my left hand. I think it knows what I’m trying to do and then… “ARGH!!!! REF!!!!” I yell as the cat’s claws grip my scalp! How is this nonsense even legal? yt
22:54 Kiara_Wrestler: You are struggling with cat, hisses and meows echoe into the arena as the tail is choking you, the crowd laugh as they see you with that kind of furry hat over your head, I trying to keep my pinning, using the strength of my muscles, I can't realize the""s one laying under me is a rabbit, my tits are burying its face, "2"....I grind my teeth one count left only as you call the ref, he turns! head to look toward you, then his face turns again toward me, again and again like a crazy pendulum, his face is confused, he removes his hat, rubbing his head asking to himself "if Roland is here, who is pinning Kiara?" His eyes starts to swing "who is there?" He asks pointing the body under me "Roland is not there, so where Roland? " crowd suggest the reply "under the cat! under the cat!"
22:55 Kiara_Wrestler: Ref's face get red for rage "a cat???" He blows into a whistle extracting a yellow card "no cats allowed here" as he says this under the floor where I am laying a spring pop up yaaaaaa I am launched back, flying over your head then I land into the ring with a big thud as you and ref manage to remove the cat from your head...it runs under ring to hide...yt
23:16 Michelle_Pantero: Claps hands in glee, "oh my, oh me... They found my kitty."
23:18 Zack_Davis: I brace myself as the ring tilts, giving the illusion of the arena tilting. I lean to adjust for the perceived tilt, "whoaaa ... Look at the time, I need more wine" ... I look at Michelle's face to my left, and my new best friend the talking bunny to my right... Okay, maybe too much wine! You are not logged in. ... A waitstaff strolls by as a ... CAT? ... runs under the ring??? I snag a brownie off of the staffs tray, offering Michelle a piece. "Your kitty is loose?" I ask Michelle, with a completely straight face ... Yt
00:37 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: While I’m under this damn cat, I’m not even vaguely aware of what’s going on around me. I hear a lot of noise but can’t distinguish anything. All of my focus is on trying not to get strangled by whatever the hell this cat is!! Breath is hard to draw and for whatever reason, I’m having a ridiculous time getting a hold of this thing’s tail! It’s like trying to grab semi-solid smoke! Every time I grab the tail and get a bit of air, it somehow slips from my grasp! I’m almost thinking this has to be magical for this to happen.
00:37 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Suddenly, the first clear noise pierces my concern of being strangled to death—a whistle? Please tell me that’s the ref! It feels like an eternity before he makes his way over to me. But just before he does, I hear a massive “SPROING” and then, a cry of fright. Your cry of fight and I hear loud thud in the ring. Like if someone missed a flying bodysplash from the top rope! The ring’s boards sound like thunder, vibrating from the impact! Just then, I hear the ref’s voice nearby, “no, no cats as hats. No cats as flats! No cats casting around the mats! No cats on your ears just as cats are not allowed in here’s!!!” And with just the sound of his voice, the cat is off my head. And a good thing too! I feel my face turning red from the blood rushing back to my head. I put my left hand on the ring’s apron for support as my right massages my throat. I concentrate on breathing and survey what the scene. I lost track of the cat and I have no idea where it’s gone.
00:37 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: But I notice something strange. Even while being strangled, I don’t recall taking a single step. Yet somehow, I went from the barricades to the edge of the ring! How? How is that possible? I should have some memory of moving, but I don’t. I was blind and didn’t dare move at all and yet, here I am. That thud I heard and your body lying in the ring that’s still tilted tells me something happened. I look to my right, and I see… a rabbit by the announcer’s table completely laid out. Sure, why not? Crazy shit is happening in a crazy match. By comparison, the rabbit is almost normal! I then see a big red button on the announcer’s table. My wrestler’s instinct is telling me to get in the ring and go for a pin attempt; however, a tilting ring is no joke! Better to try and make sense of this. Looking at the ref, the tilted ring, and the button, I ask him, “does that button have anything to do with ring flys?” yt
15:24 Kiara_Wrestler: I am laying down shocked for the hard impact of my back with the mat, I am close to the ropes on opposite side where you are, it's even the high edge of the ring due the tilting. My body is sliding towards the lower edge, I could fall again outside, a little voice into my head is saying it would be more wise keep my body inside the ring, something strange happened outside, a spring came out from under the floor, you moved from barricades to the apron without walking, I was pinning an anthropomorphic bunny thinking that was you. So as my fit ass is gonna slide on canvas I extend my arms backwards to grab the ropes, I slowly stand on my feet, one hand on middle rope the other one holding my aching back, such hard slam I got but I am strong and trained, I will recover fast.
15:24 Kiara_Wrestler: I see you are talking with the ref with funny hat, I don't know what you are saying but what is matter is that you are wasting you time, the crowd is disappointed, they want see some actions "NO TILT NO TILT an horizontal ring we want to see" it's amazing, the piston under the ring is lowering, it's easy stand up right now, I don't know if you are realizing this as the ref replies you "ohh I don't know how The March Hare's buttons work...I guess it neither knows so it wrote the button's function under" suddenly a fast wind blows, my hair are messed up it even cause the towel covering the announcer's table flies away, revealing a fulfilled buttons console, hundreds of colored button over the table, a lot of writes under them "wind, sea wave, missile, rain frogs.." I can't read them but I realize all that buttons could be problems.
15:25 Kiara_Wrestler: It happens all people into the arena watch up, I do as well, it's just a white ticket moving down, wafting through the air, movement is slow, everyone is looking there willing to see what is written over the ticket...after some time it lands just under the Red Button, only two words over it "PUSH ME!", ring is horizontal now I see you are still outside the ring..I don't waste time, I run fast toward you, as I am close to the ropes I fall on my back, sliding across the mat and under the lower rope for a slide kick attempt, I don't see a frog coming into the arena, hopping and saying "CRAAA CRAAA CRAAA" the frog jumps over the commentary table, landing over the red button...half of my body is still inside the ring, the other half is outside, I just hear a loudly sound, some smoke come up from the 4 ring's corners...
15:25 Kiara_Wrestler: "WHAT THE HELL???" I yell as the ring take off moving up toward the ceiling..the frog pushed ring fly button..I just hope my body is outside..I know it's not good being outside but it's better than slam on the arena ceiling yt
15:47 Zack_Davis: I'm chanting "NO TILT!, NO TILT! FLAT MAT! FLAT MAT!" and the ring gently settles
16:00 Zack_Davis: An odd slip of paper drifts slowly down from the rafters as we all watch, it lands on a control panel. I gaze on in horror as now a FROG hops onto the panel and launches the ring skyward, "OH MY! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!". I look around looking for someone to help, but I'm drawn to the cat that was hiding under the ring ... Smiling as I admire Michelle's kitty 😺.
16:34 Michelle_Pantero: As the ring flys upward, I charge forward out of my seat, leaping on the back of my kitty. She yelps, I howl, she snarls, I growl. The ring slowly settles as well roll out the other side of the apron. "BAD KITTY." I scold, putting her collar back on. She looks so trite, try as I might, the anger fades. I stroke her fur, she starts to purr, claws tapping like little blades. I lead her back, to sit by Zack, to share a snack. "What's with the 🐸?" I take another drink and start to shrink... "What the fuck?" I think. You are not logged in.
16:35 Michelle_Pantero: YT
02:42 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I’m talking to the ref when I hear, “NO TILT! NO TILT! A horizontal ring we want to see!” from the audience and I wonder what they mean. I then hear the hiss of the hydraulics on the opposite side of the ring and see that they’re moving! The ring is flattening! So, the hydraulics also respond to voice commands from the audience? What kind of volume is needed? I hear the ref say, “oh, I don’t know how The March Hare’s buttons work. I guess it doesn’t know either since it wrote the buttons’ functions under!” The March Hare? Wait, I’ve heard that name before but as I ponder, I fail to notice that you’re stirring. There’s just too much craziness going on. Trying to make sense of this is near impossible. But then, I feel a massive gust of wind and I hear a flapping sound beside me. The covering for the announcer’s table is blown away and holy shit! Look at all those buttons!! That’s what the ref meant!
02:43 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Just then, a flittering white piece of paper is floating down. A ticket? It seems like it takes an eternity for it to float down onto one of the control panel’s buttons. What is this? I’m completely distracted by the ticket and totally forget about you. Your baseball slide connects with my upper back my upper back, “GAH!!!” and I’m propelled into the announcer’s table! Then, the next two things nearly defy description! First, a frog from I have no idea where, jumps on top of the ticket and button. Next, the ring flies into the air like a rocket! “Ring flys,” so that’s what was meant. I then see that goddamn cat again and Michelle is rushing to get it. She seems to communicate via growling and roaring, but somehow gains control of it and takes it with her! Oh hell, that’s downright normal so far.
02:43 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I see your body flop onto the ground from the ring’s take off and realize that I’m in trouble with my back hurting. As I try to get back to a defensive position, I feel my hand press one of the buttons on announcer’s table accidentally! I look to see which one and it’s labelled, “Sea Wave”. UH OH! Suddenly, I’m in an enormous, glass bottle. The opening of which is large enough for me to fit through but it’s well above my head! I then see water! A lot of water! A sea’s worth of water filling the arena!! The audience members somehow are in rowboats! I see Michelle with the cat looking completely unconcerned for what’s going on. And I see… wait, is that Zack with a giant bunny? Do I want to know what he’s doing with that bunny? NO! No, I don’t! I don’t have time to look around to see what happened to you as the water rises quickly and I’m afloat! Almost adrift at sea! Water is spilling into my giant bottle and right now, I’m really hoping I don’t drown! yt
15:02 Kiara_Wrestler: SBAMMMMM my feet connect with your back just a moment before ring takes off, flying to the ceiling, spinning as it reaches almost 10 meters up from the ground. I land on my ass after the impact, out the ring again, my face turns pale as well as Roland's face. I fear to be outside, I remember what happened early, I stand up slowly and turn my head, not caring at you for now, but as I look behind me I don't see the ring where I expected it should be. I despite see my cat tamed by Michelle, my eyes wide open as it is as big as a tiger, "Kitty Kitty what ever are you doing there? Why don't you tell me where the ring is gone?" the cat just raises the head, pointing up, I look up "Ohh Jesus, the ring is flying...how is it possible?"
15:02 Kiara_Wrestler: I turn to face you again, notice the commentary table for the first time we should destroy that table or we won't have a normal match, I am going to tell you my plan but your hand is just over a button "DON'T PUSHHHHHHHHHHH" I scream but it's too late, I just hear a big SPLASHHHHHH sound coming behind me, I instinctively get a deep breath then I close my eyes, I feel my body spinned, waving up and down, I extend my arms but my hands meet a glass surface only...as I open my eyes I realize I am boating into a big glass bottle, around water only, crowd are sailing on wood ships. I deliver some punches on glass, it useless, I push the wall but it useless too I only get the bottle turn upside down..."NOOOOOOOOOO!" I am sinking into the water, I move my arms and legs to swim...but where??? I'll drown!!
15:02 Kiara_Wrestler: Suddenly the sea level lower, I am kneeling inot the ring, I don't know how it's possible but I am safe but wet, some water pool on surface, the ref in front of me, shaking his head with some disappointment.."No No No Kiara, no wet wrestlers into the ring, only dry wrestlers are allowed" as he is talking a Dodo flies over the ring, it lands over ref's hat starting to sing "Forward, backward, inward, outward / Come and join the chase! / Nothing could be drier / Than a jolly caucus-race!...." I can't control my legs and I start to run around the ref to dry my body...yt
15:03 Kiara_Wrestler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3YzD7pWUxs
21:25 Michelle_Pantero: I shriek in rage, what's with the stage, how can it be, I'm floating at sea. On a boat, I float, my kitty nearly gloats. I look around in dismay, as we sink back into the bay, kitty and I enter the fray. Around and round, up and down we race, a 'Meric flag in my face. I can't help but prance, in a circle we dance. We keep going around, until there's a whistling sound. I see a wave of steam, everything feels like a dream, I can't help but sing, "A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY..."
22:50 Zack_Davis:
23:17 Zack_Davis: I watch in confusion, this seems an illusion, Roland leans on the table, I run but aren't able. The sea is unleashed, a swell of a tide, I grab hold of my surfboard and go for a ride. A bottle it seems is the vessel of current, I surf its glass walls, my Gawd there's a turret! Michelle and that cat, her kitty's all wet, Kiara is too but she seems not to fret. The water subsides, the crowd is distressed, I gaze at a dodo, it's plumage a mess. I peer to my side at my buddy the bunny, a soaking wet bunny just looks kind of funny! You are not logged in.
03:44 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Holy shit, I’m gonna drown! I’m inside this gigantic bottle and water is spilling in! I’m getting tossed around in the arena’s sea current! But just as quickly as the sea came, the sea recedes! My bottle lands gently on its side, water comes pouring out, and I crawl out of it. I’m drenched from head to toe! This has got to be the craziest match I have EVER been in! How the hell did I just survive that? As I ponder this, I hear the decree, “no wet wrestlers in the ring! Only dry wrestlers are allowed!” And without meaning to, I start to dance! I can’t help it! I can’t stop even though I’m trying! What is this madness? I’m dancing around in a circle around a… a… is that a dodo? I thought they were extinct! As I dance, I see you are as well. It also looks like you’re not having much luck stopping either.
03:45 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: As I dance, I see Zack and his giant bunny buddy with a surfboard? Bunny buddy? Coin that! And where did he get a surfboard? Actually, I can square that away with where did the bottles and rowboats come from? And for once, I can honestly say it didn’t come from my ass! But what really catches my attention is Michelle! I hear a whistling sound and a wave of steam. Holy shit, it really does feel like a dream, and I hear her start to sing a song I had forgotten about. “A very, merry unbirthday…” Oh, my goodness, we have unbirthdays to celebrate! How did I not know this before? I look at the ref with his funny hat and I also break into song with him (I’m replacing the March Hare)! “A very merry Unbirthday to you, to you! To you, A very merry Unbirthday to you, To you. It’s great to drink to someone, and I guess that you will do! A very merry unbirthday to you!”
03:45 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: We sing! We dance! I dry off! We have tea! Where did the tea come from? Who knows?! Who cares? I blow out a candle on a cake and it flies into the air where it explodes like a firework! And a Dormouse drift down singing his little song. We even fix the White Rabbit’s pocket watch in the most peculiar way possible! With a couple knives, tea, sugar, butter, salt, jam, lemon, but never mustard! Let’s not be silly! But what we got was a MAD WATCH!! It launches itself at me, but I dodge and it’s coming towards you! LOOK OUT!! But if I time this right, and wait for the watch to distract you, I’ll attempt a running dropkick to your back! Perfect repayment for that earlier baseball slide kick, you evil, black bunny!
03:46 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
03:46 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkaYamHSyt4
03:47 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
22:23 Kiara_Wrestler: What are we doing here? Why a dodo is there? We are dancing around a referee, it's is not like a tree. But step after step we are drying, it's incredible the ring is not flying. But a whistle interrupts this dance, ohh to hit Roland I have a chance. But as Michelle says ""A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY..." I slap my forehead, how could I forget? It's my unbirthday today, I always forget all 364 unbirthdais, it's look bizarre, I always remember my birthday even though it's one day only each year, but damn can't remember all my unbirthdais. I start to sing too, taking arm in arm Michelle, Zack, the bunny, the ref with funny hat and even Roland, spinning and singing "A very merry Unbirthday to you, to me". Suddenly I see someone serving tea, I look the clock ohh 5 pm right time for tea. I use Zack's surftable to slide toward the table to be the first one taking a cup.
22:24 Kiara_Wrestler: As I am taking first sip I hear an explosion, I gasp, the cup of tea crushes on mat, ref is disappointed, I whistles and move away as you scream at me "Look out", I see the Mad Watch launched toward me, I duck but as I am bent your feet hit my fit ass.. Ouchhh my body flies toward the corner, my breast hit the ring post, I drop on my knees ached and surprised by this unexpected drop kick, a guttural voice says with anger tone "be careful", whoever talked? I raise my head...ohhh not I can't believe, a Caterpillar is sitting on the thurnbukle, smoking a hookah..my eyes blink "what ever are you?" I looks to me with nonchalant take a puff then replies with a question only "Who are you?" A smoking question mark comes out from his mouth. I put one hand on my chest "me? I am Kiara" I reply with pride..he raises eyebrows "K..I..A..R..A..?" Clouds of smoke in letter shapes come out from his mouth to my face...I cough... I am disappointed, smoking shouldn't be allowed here.
22:25 Kiara_Wrestler:
22:26 Kiara_Wrestler: I going to say something but he offers the hookah to me "take a puff." My face turns red for anger "What? I am an healthy girl, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't have any vices" crowd laugh, looks like they don't believend me , they say "smoke smoke smoke weed make you tell joke" I take the mouthpiece and take a deep blow. Ohh gods, as I breath the smoke, my head get dizzy, my eyes get little and red, a silly smiles curl on my face... not bad...I hear a raggae music play into my ears, or maybe is playing around as I hear the Caterpillar says me "be ware to pale man" he suggests but I send away his alert moving my hand and replying "why that? I feel so good, I am friend of everyone, love and peace ☮️" I open my index and middle finger to make peace's sign but the Caterpillar get mad "coz you are a wrestler and he is your opponent. Idiot!" A coloured explosion fills my view as it disappears.
22:26 Kiara_Wrestler:
22:27 Kiara_Wrestler: Damn! He was right, I am into a ring and I have to wrestle, even though everything looks so absurd, Roland is my opponent but where ever is he? I turn to ring's center, feeling quite stoned but my legs are firms, my lungs are full with something I don't know what inside but I just feel the need to get a deep long breath, as I do my breasts swollen, I have sensations like my tits are doubling size, then I blow off...a colored fogs smoke out from my mouth, I see your shape so I rush toward you, moving out my arm to deliver a clothesline at your chest yt
03:57 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My dropkick hits and oh, your poor tits! This move I have made the most as you banged into the post! I think I finally catch a break and then, I wonder if I’m awake! For as I stand up to see, a strange caterpillar smoking before thee! Letters of smoke form in the air, spelling your name without a care! I’m amazed at the sight that’s taking place during this fight. I eventually see you take a drag and wonder if your mind has begun to lag! I see you take a deep breath, your chest gaining even more impressive breadth! But then you blow, and I go, “oh hell no!” Momma didn’t raise a fool and I know not to breathe in weird smoke whose source is a strange tool! I back up not wanting to breathe in this cloud I dodge to avoid inhaling it within!
03:57 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: As I back up, I spot where the Cheshire feline is at, and blurt out, “oh, please stay there, CAT!” And before I realize what’s going on, I hear an ear-splitting throng… from the Dormouse! “CAT!!!!!!!” Pandemonium ensues as the mouse goes nuts, sprinting around the ring, the Mad Hatter ref and the March Hare who just woke up give chase but don’t sing! They’re all over the ring trying to catch the Dormouse in post-haste! “Get the jam! Get the jam!” And bottles and bottles of jam from the audience everywhere start to rain down upon the ring!
03:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I avoid the cloud of smoke because I need my senses to avoid this attack and can’t afford to go Full-Zack! Distraction somehow works for him but not for me, I need to rely on my head, you see. At the last possible second of your charge, I try to drop to my belly because avoiding pain beckons to me quite large! I hope at your speed, you’ll try to hop over me. While running, if you don’t, you could trip! If you hop over me, then I can spring to my feet and see if I can come closer to your defeat!
03:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
03:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
11:33 Kiara_Wrestler: I am running through the smoke, I hope you can't see me clearly due the colored foggy, your body is only a dark shape, I hear a mouse scream "CAT" its voice look scared but I don't care for my only goal is hit you with a powerful clothesline and maybe give a logic to this crazy match. But as I am close to you my arm hit nothing "SHIIITTTT!!" I hiss where ever are you gone? I don't see you are laying down on your belly, but my foot connect with your arm and I stumble forward, I stomp my feet moving toward the ring's edge to keep my balance...
11:33 Kiara_Wrestler: I count steps as my speed increases..."1 2 3 .........20" wait! how could I've done 20 steps without reaching the ropes, foggy is still around me, I hear some thuds and splashes but I don't know what it's raining into the ring, I do another few steps then I see the ropes in front of me, the velocity I got is incredible, wind graze my cute face, I barely manage to turn, my back bounces on the ropes, I take some more momentum, I know you are laying down so I mean to rush and jump landing over your body with leg drop or body drop...I'll see when I'll be enough close to attempt something
11:33 Kiara_Wrestler: But as my body leaves the ropes like if I was an arrow launched by a bow I just do few meters then my foot meet something of sticky but due my fast speed it comes slippery, I can't see that's a puddle of jam, my foot slide forward, my ass backward, my leg goes up....SBAMMMMMMMMMM I land hard on mat on my butt, the ring shakes for the impact, as well as the arena walls shake like for an earthquake...what a hit! I massage my back with one hand as I put the other on mat, I touch something glass, it's a jar of jam...I growl "who ever has throws jam into the ring?" I see the Mad Hatter ref and the March Hare are trying to trap Dormhouse into a teapot.."ohh you both!!" I throw the jar to them but I miss the target, the jar flies over the ropes, outside the ring toward the commentary table...wondering what button it meets as it lands..yt
01:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: What an enormous BOOM! That shook the whole damn room! What did you eat to achieve this feat!? There’s a ton of jam that made you go WHAM! You slipped and fell and that’s just swell! I spring up with an explosive push-up! I’m on my feet trying to be fleet! You sit on your duff looking quite chuffed! I try to do a Shining Wizard to your head, but it’s not to be instead! The jar jam you through, your aim was true. For what button was jarred? Why the one labelled CARDS!
01:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Suddenly in the ring, a rose bush springs up before me and I run into a thorny tree! “OUCH!!! What the fuck?! How can I have this much bad luck?” I yell aghast as I pull briars from the cheeks of my ass! But lo and behold, what is this? I’m in some kind of courtyard with white roses and walking playing cards doing funny poses! But what is doing in my stead, why they’re painting the roses red!? Why is this? What is amiss? They’re in a panic and moving quite frantic.
01:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “Everything must be perfect for The Queen! For if we blunder, she will be quite mean! It’s off with our heads, when she’s not on her meds!!” I wonder what’s going on with this perfectly manicured lawn! More cards come out with living birds and groundhogs rather orderly. It turns out they’ll be the hoops, hammers, and balls, respectively! What is going on you ask? Why a game of croquet is the task! That’s right, what to do in a wrestling match other than deal with this latest crazy batch? But why is there enough for four? Kiara and me but the other tools are for… Why it’s Zack and… oh, my goodness! Can it be? I stand-up straight, take a deep bow, and proudly greet, “your Majesty!”
01:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
01:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Cyw-r7NKs
01:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqosat7Ztgo
01:57 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
04:33 Michelle_Pantero: I clap my hands as I hear a squeal, "The queen is here, all must kneel." I stroll with my mallet, observing the cards ballet. Card after card falls, my kitty caddies my balls. I line up my shot and give it all I've got. It rolls and rolls dead on point, and hits Zack with a hard boink. I glare his way, I can't allow this play. I point to his way, the cards won't allow him to stay.. the next call they dread. " Off with his head."
12:13 Kiara_Wrestler: I am focusing to jar flying toward the Bunny console as I suddenly see something shining through the colored smoke, foggy is dissipating, your paleness blind me, I have to move my arms to cover my eyes I know I am an easy target but I can't do otherwise. I hear a male voice screaming "AHH" I remove arm from my eyes "ohh gods.." I see all green, is still weeds effect? I shake my head but I still see all green, I focus better, I am surrounded by white rose blushes, I stand up confused, looking around I realize I am inside a labyrinth. I take a deep breath "oh Kiara calm down, this is absurd I know but I have to find the exit".
12:13 Kiara_Wrestler: I look it down, some red spots are on ground. Is it blood or something else? I don't know let me check, I dip a finger into, I sniff, ohh it's paint, I follow the red spots as I hear some voices singing, they doesn't sound human so I approach with caution, I can't believe what my eyes see, poker cards with legs, arms and head. I pinch my cheek, am I sleeping or am I awake? "Ok Kiara, go ahead" I move forward till I reach an open field, I see 2 of spades taking a bird to use like an hammer for crickets, ohh a game will start soon, let me play. I take a bird from bag too.
12:14 Kiara_Wrestler: What I see in front of me? he is showing me his back..ohh yess, Roland is her. I raise the hammer bird over my head, sneaking toward him, ready to hit his head but...a glorious presence appears, no doubts about her, the Queen is her. I hide the bird behind my back but as I doing a reverence the bird bite my cheek. I let go a scream, I slam it head on ground "stupid bird!!" but it doesn't like my smash and start to fly dragging me up around the field. Some guards are piled to make a card castle, as I am flying with bird I hit this fragile build, all cards fall on ground buring my body under them..."ohh gods, the Queen will cut off my head"...yt
12:30 Zack_Davis: But stay I just must, in the Queen I do trust, there's chaos amuck but your mallet has struck! I still see your kitty, my God is it pretty, but off with my head, this surely I dread! I beg of the bunny, this fate is not funny, he gives me more wine and it tastes just like honey. My head it goes boink but I'm comfortably numb, a fine show I've come to yet quite troublesome.
00:55 Michelle_Pantero: I hear a flutter, I start to shudder. My castle fails, I start to wail. My kitty smiles, looking at the card piles. My spades stare, I have a cold glare. "Who dares to play... They can't stay.." I match in a huff, and start to puff. "YOU.." I point "RABBIT, DO DISAPPOINT!" I continue to fuss, looking over this muss. I stand and think, it comes in a blink... "REFORM." I cry, and before me eye, cards form a ring "NOW DO THE DAMN THING!".
00:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: What is this? By the Queen’s decree, we must get in the ring! Just you and me! I didn’t get a chance to hit a ball. No, not at all! And it’s a thing too, because this hammer might as well be poo! Thankfully, the Queen didn’t say, “off with his head,” I’d surely be dead! I toss to the side my bird thing and make way towards the ring! I hop over the 3rd rope because I do not wish to look like a dope! But how to hurt you yet, I do not knows because you don’t seem hurt by my blows. I’ll have to get creative and possibly inventive! yt
15:13 Kiara_Wrestler: I struggle under cards piled over me, trying to throw them away. But fuck, they are too much, I have to find another way. Queen saves me to be buried, ordering to cards to form a ring. Not clear what happening around, but I am free right now, still laying on my back a I am surrounded by cards building a square shape. I slowly stand up as you come into jumping over top rope. I see behind you four Kings are laying horizontally, I look behind me four queens, ohh shit King poker win on Queen poker, I look the other ring's edges, cards are covered yet. I have to find a way to switch the cards or I'll be defeat. I rush toward you as fast as I can but at last second I step aside to reach the ropes. As I am enough close I turn to hit the King of spades with my ass, the card flies away and another one take its place, but I can't stop my bouncing on ropes as fast as wind I come back where you are but I can't control my movements so far...yt
22:43 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I brace to attempt a counter, but you take a different router! What is this? You changed direction and my body you missed? No, you hit a card with your ass quite hard! I see another takes it place and realize this must be some kind of race! To what end, I do not know, but I put myself into action, so I must go! I see you running non-stop without so much as a hop! I too begin to sprint towards the ropes in order to increase my hopes! It seems I must take out as many of these cards in line, so I run to ropes, grab them, and do a 6-1-9! With my sweeping legs hard, I mash into the cards! About four of them I knock down only to see them replaced with more of these clowns! I continue running, I cannot stop as it’s a race so it is you, I must outpace! yt
22:43 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
22:43 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
15:53 Kiara_Wrestler: As I bounce on your egde, you move toward mine, with a perfect esecution you perform a 6-1-9, your legs kick out all my four Queens, shit my poker is missed, I growl while I am running toward the ring's center, we are gonna meet there. 4 new cards replaces the early ones, two 8 and 10 Jacks, wow double pair, but not enough to beat 3 Kings...wait! it needs 5 cards to play poker but I see only 4 cards on my edge, how can I get the fith? I notice the cards forming the other ring's edge are covered...ohh yeah, I can get a card there, I guess. As we meet at ring's center I try to slam my body against yours, our weight almost match so I should be able to bear the impact, I try to wrap my arms around your sides, using the momentum to lift you up...if I manage to do I spin on my sides trying to slam you sideway with a belly to belly supplex, trying to send your body on one covered card yt
02:26 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I can’t afford to be lazy, because this match is crazy! It’s definitely highly amusing, but it’s also really confusing! What is the rule for this nutty duel? I just whacked the cards that were in a line with a thankfully effective 6-1-9! And now I run to meet you in the ring’s middle where there is a card on the mat that’s a riddle! What does it mean? Does it have something to do with The Queen? No time to think, for it looks like I’m about to be on the brink! Danger draws near as you come here! Trying to outmuscle isn’t the right antic, so I’ll try a different tactic! I attempt to leap and put my knees up to your face! For that’s where I try to put them in place? Why, may you ask? Why, to perform a task! Around we turn but I hope to leave my own kind of burn! I try to use my hand to grab the back of your head, so that you are not misled! Why is this so? So, I can attempt a move from Chris Jericho! I hope this move will be a matchmaker as I attempt to give you a CODEBREAKER!!
02:26 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
02:26 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
11:37 Kiara_Wrestler: I miss the cards logic, my only goal now is slam you down on ground or better slam you toward the edge where cards are covered, I know that's right thing to do to have a good hand in poker, but as I am rushing toward you for a belly to belly suplex you come toward me as well, your hands go behind my head as my arms are around your waist, I know what you are doing, I have finished a lot of people with a codebreaker, I know if you succeed with your move you can go with an easy pin, I try the only chance I have, I slide my arms down to put my hands on your ass, as you you fall on your back I push up my arms like if I would lift you, then I drop on my knees trying to launch you up to let your back slam on ground, hoping your knees will miss my face yt
04:12 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: You put your hands on my ass, which causes me to gasp! As you shove on my two of glute, I mutter, “oh, shoot!” My knees are displaced from your face, but I must not give up for I’m no helpless pup! I try to force my knees onto your shoulders for when I land, the impact should make them less bolder! I wish I could hit your face but hitting your shoulders is better than hitting nothing but empty space! My back is about to make contact and a rather loud noise on the mat! yt
09:17 Kiara_Wrestler: I manage to shift your body a little avoiding a bad impact with my face on your knees but you are still holding my head so as we fall on ground you drag me, my body is bent forward and my shoulders slam on your knees, that's not like have my head smashed on them but it's an hard strike...due the impact I bounce back, flying almost close to the ring edge, I land on my back with a big thud, holding my shoulders where your knees connected...I need a moment to recover even though I know I am an easy prey for you right now yt
02:07 Michelle_Pantero: The action goes in a rush, pumpkin head two away from a flush. Tension starts to mount, bunny makes it count. Will she e be a goat, and get a full boat? I hear a crash, the cards fly in a flash. To the man's side, a ace of hearts glides. I stand up to stare, shielding my eyes against the pale glare. Kitty starts to prowl, giving off a deafening growl. Two cards face, eight leaning on Ace. Two bodies roll, who will gain control? YT
02:50 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I crash onto my back with a BOOM, and it feels like I shook the whole damn room! “GAH! FUCK!” I cry aloud amidst the din of the crowd. My back was hurt from before when I took that huge tumble to the floor! That fucking tilting ring made my traps ding! That barricade didn’t help since I let out a yelp. And that baseball slide to the back was a particularly sneaky attack! I lay on my back and gasp, but I have to try and get off my ass! I roll to my right side, but it’s not a pleasant ride. My back is in protest from the damage suffered in this contest. This is rough but I gotta try to be tough. And my ass doesn’t feel great from prior when I landed in that tree full of rose and briar! I need to get to my feet to try and avoid defeat. Come on, Roland, get going! You can’t continue this slow going! yt
10:17 Kiara_Wrestler: I am laying on back, my shoulders hurt, but also my ass, I got there some strikes but they looked spanks. The pale man doesn't attack as I am in troubles, this is even better than get jewels. I move one arm to find some hopes, my cute hand get the ropes. I tighten my hold on there, I stand up wow I am still here. Time to be serious now maybe not fair, not tears and not fear! I bring up my arms, I take a good guard, my body shines for sweat, my muscles burn for strain, my head dizzy and confused for this crazy match, two cards facing up an Ace and a Eight, it's funny but if you look an horizontal 8 it's the infinite sign...but who is the eight? My head is not clear but my legs just go around, before I can realize what is going on, I rushing toward, I wasn't prepared to this the only thing I can is open my arm for a clothesline at your chest yt
02:03 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I feel like a joker because I just don’t get poker. I know I’m a Yank but at this card game, I stank! But never mind that now because if I don’t pay attention, I’m gonna get plowed! I managed to stand up straight, but you’re rushing at me right out the gate! You’re moving like a runaway truck! Oh, fuck! I better duck! With the right timing I drop, before your arm hits me in the chest like a chop! But I need to be productive because if I’m not, you’ll surely be more destructive! So, once again, I try to use a move of old, a modified Slingshot Toe Hold! Last time I tried this, you were ready because you were quite steady. But this time you’re in motion, so there shouldn’t be so much commotion! If I can trip and kick your right knee, I might let out a delightful squee! If I can make your front crash to the mat, it could make a mighty loud splat! No time to think to and fro, I better get ready so here I go! yt
02:03 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
02:03 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
10:33 Kiara_Wrestler: Runnig as fast as wind, I my thick arm ready to grind. But as I am enough close, it's too late I can't frooze. I hoped to hit a chest, by my attempt was not one the best. I catch air only OMG am I lonely? I can't see you, where ever are you gone, up or down? Move my eyes, I have to find this clown! But in a totally unexpected way, I feel my legs move away. your ankle hit my knee, my body fall down like a cut tree! SBAMMM my breast hit mat first, I feel like my tits burst. The ring shakes and ropes vibrates, but I can't hesitate! I move my hands on ground, to get a support and switch the round. I spin my body hoping you are behind, kicking out my legs to sweep your feet. Not a great stylish move but a desperate attempt, if it succeed you should fall here next..yt
04:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I lock in my move from old, a toe hold! I feel you trying to thrash around, and for this reason I must move fast and bound! I move to secure your right foot, but I also notice you moving your left boot! I feel you moving underneath, so it makes sense to try and secure both of your feet! With your right caught with my legs so deft, I’ll attempt to hook your swinging left! If I have both your feet, then I know a way to make them meet! Right over left ankles crossed and then you’re closer to be at a loss! The crossed I can push into your butt, and your legs would be in a rut! If I can achieve this feat, then on your right foot, I’ll have a seat! Yes, to sit on your foot over back, it’s a very versatile attack! From there, there would be so many options that would surely cause you problems! I could sit with my shins lying on the mat! It would be quite stable to keep them flat! I would then just keep my free arms at guard to make breaking out of this hold quite hard!
15:10 Kiara_Wrestler: I am trying to swing around, expecting to send you down. But my right leg can't move, oh damn! the hold on my foot I have to remove. I attempt to roll on my side but I fail even though I tried. Also my left left foot is trapped, by your strong hands kept. Though is not the worst thing, my both feet cling, my legs fold up on my fit butt, such real trouble says my gut. A solution have to get or I will switch into a quite pet. I move my elbows on ground, trying to crawl around, but you sit over my ass I'd preferred playing poker so I could pass. Unluckily this not a card game and a tigress your are going to tame. I can't move neither back nor forth, I look around to check the North, it's a great amazing surprise, I see the ropes with my eyes. I move my right arm out, but my face deforms to a pout, ropes are too far I can't reach them, into my head bad sounds drum. mtc
15:10 Kiara_Wrestler: Last standing card is looking me, before falling down like a tree, the Queen of Hearts was that one, but it drops like for a shooting gun. What happened is a bad omen, I feel a shame feeling into my abdomen, but as I see your fans stand up to clap, It's clear I have to TAP! yt
00:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: What--? A tap! I see a tap, so this match is a rap! I’m so relieved because I never thought in myself, I believed! I stand up to break the hold because I’m not evil but bold! I stretch my back, which is still sore from all the attacks. The ref raises my hand in victory to show my win is not contradictory! My fans cheer my name, and it sounds the opposite of lame! I bend down to offer a hand up to you, to be a gentleman and good sport that is due. yt
15:19 Kiara_Wrestler: What my hand has done? Something that's not fun. My palm moves on mat to tap, a music plays but it's not RAP. The verdict is clear right now, no more a tigress but a cow *blush* As your fans are calling your name, I lay on ground with shame, but like a real knight you behave, maybe because I was brave, or just because a sportsman you are and tonight even a Star. I grab your hand to stand up, you are not surely a pup, so you deserve my bow, from my mouth comes out a wow. Into the Rabbit hole I fell, next sound was a bell, a crazy match begun, but it was very fun. I've only heard laughs and claps no one boo so the last thing I say is THANK YOU! 😊 (YT/END)
16:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: As you stand, I hold your hand up high, to show you’re a worthy opponent and that’s no lie! The craziness of this match, as it went on, I thought I’d be dispatched! But I managed to keep my head while under attack and thank goodness I avoided going Full-Zack! But as we greet our fans’ cheer, what is this I hear? I entered without song, but through the air something has come along. Has Wonderland bestowed me gift, so my spirit I can uplift? I thought I would end up being the prey, and likely get flayed! But no, by avoiding being too much of a grunter, I wasn’t the pray but the hunter! To you, Kiara, I say thank you for this match, it surely was a fun batch!
16:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2sgOFOugiw
16:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: END

Published: 2023-01-22, viewed 116 times.