Female Boxing Federation

12:33 Patti: I’m standing in the red corner of the boxing ring for a private fight in a local boxing club, wearing light blue gym shorts, a light blue sports bra and white boxing loves. A white mouth guard is already inserted, and I’m wearing white boxing boots. Weighing in at 130 lbs and standing 5 ft 6 in tall, and 30 yo, I think I’m more than a match for my opponent today, who is lighter and a little shorter than me. yt
12:40 Lil_Lilla: I read on reddit the other day how there's this inherent belief that strength always gets an ego boost if the person is perceived as taller and heavier. And everytime I go out and prove that statistic wrong. Why? at 5'3" tall and 105 lbs, the preception is always that I am the underdog.... And most times, not all as truth be told, who ALWAYS wins. And today is no different. The buzz is that my opponent is the favorite. OK, so be it.... when she's out cold flat on your back, we'll see what the prognosticators think then. and again, truth be told, who cares about them. I get in the ring knowing not only am i capable enough and strong enough, when it's over, i'll simply 'smile' and leave my opponent to her slumber. When she wakes up, she'll know.
12:40 Lil_Lilla: (mtc)
12:44 Lil_Lilla: I walk from the locker room to the ring apron donning all black, boxing trunks, boots, sports bra, and 8 ounce boxing gloves. I am slowly walking the 'perp' walk and when I get there, I see you. I enter through the ropes and give you a look and then loosen my neck and walk to my blue corner. I smack my gloves together and kick out my feet and legs a bit, loosen my neck, rolling it to get that *crack crack* sound and do the same with my shoulders. I then walk up to center ring and stick out my gloves to tap... I look at my gloves... then you... and wait at center ring
12:44 Lil_Lilla: yt
12:46 Patti: I slap my 8 oz white gloves together as you enter the ring, and place one of my white boxing boots on the lower rope to give a relaxed look. I watch you closely, and see the arrogance on your face, and realise that this gal actually thinks she will win this fight. She is in for a rude awakening once the fight starts, as I will use my reach advantage to great impact……I chuckle to myself. Then you proceed to the centre of the ring, and I watch a few seconds, as if to say I’m in charge here girlie. mtc
12:49 Patti: Then suddenly I bring my right foot off the rope, and move to the centre of the ring, and give your black gloves a sharp pound with my white ones, basically wanting to watch your reaction to the level of force I apply to the tap……..I look you straight in the eye and say “I’m ready whenever you are” and give you a little smirk. yt
12:56 Lil_Lilla: As usual, the desire of my opponent is to try to intimidate. And today seems no different. A hard smack of the gloves during the offer to tap says all I need to know. Bravado aside, I'm no fool. My trainer tells me to 'put in the work' and the results will follow. So when you tap with force, my gloves barely move. I provide some 'bulge' from my biceps to stiffen the exchange, but only to let you know, this is no game, and I am right here. I look right at you and before I place my black mouthguard in.... "No.... you're not.... you are NOT ready for this." .... and I place my mouthguard in, bite down hard and wait for the one and only bell. There is already a tension in the ring, and I LOVE that. When it rings, it's on. And I .... AM... READY!
12:56 Lil_Lilla: yt
13:03 Patti: Again, I give a little smirk as you taunt me with your comment…..some psychological dribble….trying to unnerve me. “That psycho babble does not work on me honey”…..”so maybe save your energy, as you are really going to need it soon!” So the one and only bell chimes, and I form an orthodox stance, left glove leading, left foot leading, and elbows tucked in. Guard raised high and now rather than attempting to circle and try to fight conservatively, something I just can’t seem to ever do, I move at you quickly, aggressively bobbing and weaving, and sending two quick jabs at your nose, and then I try to curve a right hook around your guard, wanting to plant a white glove on your jaw. yt
13:13 Lil_Lilla: I smile as you HAVE to respond. The thing is.... if you have to respond, the 'psycho-babble' already has worked. And then that lovely bell sound echoes in the ring and it's on! I get in my standard orthodox stance but slightly adjusted as my right is slightly lower than ear level, my gloves moving and adjusting, my body bobbing, weaving, head and shoulders, side-to-side movement when you come right at me... and shock and awe.... the typical 'move fast and bring the jab and hook' first salvo that it seems EVERYONE of my opponents brings first. I am ready and was prepared for this as the moment you send the jabs, I stuff the first with my right then slip under and right for the second and you smack only the air. Your right comes quick and sweeps over my head as I shift under from my right to my left side-to-side under and counter by stepping AT you. I shift my body right and bring a big left hook looking to pound your body at your core, then immediately reload the left.....
13:13 Lil_Lilla: and bring a left hook over that extended right wanting to pound that right jawline and take the fight right to you
13:13 Lil_Lilla: yt
13:25 Patti: And now the fight is on…..you snuff my first jab, slip under the second, leaving my followup big right hook to sweep through the empty air space between us. Making me look like I’m shadow boxing…..then you step in closer, pounding a big left hook into my core, causing me to grunt out in pain…..your left is quickly reloaded, to come over my right at my jaw line, I roll my head to the left to roll with the punch as it slaps my jaw, but some of its power being mitigated by the roll……I drop my right glove and counterpunch with a quick uppercut aimed at your lower ribs where it might hurt the most, hoping to get it under your left……and then send a fast moving left overhand punch towards your temple, hoping to go over your right glove. Yeah baby….let’s rock! yt
13:51 Lil_Lilla: "That's it.... YES" is what I say in my head when that left pounds your body. But I get surprised at the speed in which my left comes at your head and you roll with it. I feel the contact to your jaw but the roll to my right certainly doesn't give the result I wanted. Your counter right is expected as I have a clear vision of where we are, in close and already looking like we're going toe-to-toe. Your counter is coming as you were being led left from my left hook. When you drop your right, my left recoils. Your left looking for my ribs gets elbow and nothing else. And sure enough you show the right - left pattern and go head hunting looking to go big again early... I sweep under the left and this time as your left flies over, I dip my right shoulder and bring a big right uppercut looking to pound that core of yours at your trunkline, and then reload it quickly bringing the right up and shovel hook at your left jawline and punish you from the inside.
13:51 Lil_Lilla: yt
14:52 Patti: My right comes up fast, but it connects only with your elbow, and I know immediately it had no impact on you. Immediately, I feel my big left over hand bomb at your temple fly over your head as you dip under it, and the moment this happens, I know my core is exposed to your right, and a big uppercut comes in fast at my trunk line……but knowing this is coming gives me a split second to tighten my abs to absorb the power of this nasty blow, biting down on my mouth guard and letting out a grunt……you reload the right, and now send it up at my jawline, you are boxing unconventionally, staying away from a left/right/left pattern…….and as your right swings up in that shovel hook, this time I dip at my knees and weave under, moving to my left under your right hook, and I counter punch by dropping my right and wanting to send a fast moving shovel hook to your trunkline in retaliation, mtc
14:52 Patti: and then, being conventional, as I come back up, a quick left hook at your jaw line, hoping to come over your right. Realising you are a little shorter, I take a quick step back, wanting a little more distance between us…yt
16:33 Lil_Lilla: Again my right connects hard to your core... you grunt and I feel the strength of your abs' core. But this time when I reload the right and send it quickly, you're not there. DAMN! next thing I feel is a big right burying itself in my unflexed abs... oooollfff... my body shudders as the hook buries itself into my beltline and as I fold, nnnggghhhh.... your left hook rattles my brain as your crash it into my jaw.... I see a flash and stagger slightly already as your punch was pinpoint accurate... I look to get my footing and get my distance too as you step back
16:33 Lil_Lilla: yt
17:40 Patti: I can feel my right sink in deep, I can tell you did not expect this and did not tense your abs, by the expression on your face, and then my left finds your jaw, which must have rattled you. I make a strategic mistake of taking a step back, not wanting to get too close to you, and in the back of my mind, all I can do is think this may come back to haunt me. I already see you regaining your footing, and I taunt you with “Maybe spend more time doing situps and less time trash talking?”….and then I begin to circle right a couple of steps, but then take a long shuffle towards you, bouncing on my toes, deciding after my seconds of hesitation, that I want more, more and more……so I send a double jab at the centre of your guard, hoping I might get through, and if not it will keep you occupied as I lower my right and try for an uppercut right at your trunk line, hoping to continue to work over an area that must be pretty sore. yt
17:59 Lil_Lilla: I shake my head and you again use the time to 'taunt me?' Words have little use in the ring at this point, but actions DO have use. I shake my head and clear the slight dizziness now aware of your skill and hand speed. I reset and get on my toes, and then again you come right at me. You immediately close the distance as you did at the beginning. But you show your hand when you talk about my core. You clearly think one caught off guard body shot makes me soft. When you send the jabs, my guard is in place and stuffs them both. and AGAIN you come with the right after the left.... and of course.... trying for my body. I bring my left down and your uppercut meets my left gloved hand and arm simply stopping it in its tracks. I step at you and plant, sending an immediate counter straight right coming center mass toward your chin then follow with a straight left pivoting and shifting my body right for extra power looking to do the same to your face..
17:59 Lil_Lilla: yt
18:13 Patti: My jabs get stopped on your gloves, which is pretty much what I expect, but my big uppercut gets swiped away as your left is lowered and deflects it. Then you close the distance between us, planting your foot and in the split second that this happens, I plant my foot as well, bracing myself for what you might be going to throw at me……which is a straight right coming at my chin. My left is back in play and up, and I punch out with it, stuffing your right from before it came any where near my chin, really boxing 101 stuff, but then your left powers straight across, going over my right before I can get it raised, and then suddenly it lands on my chin……mtc
18:16 Patti: I bite down hard on my mouth guard to keep it inside my mouth as my head snaps back, and my entire body moves backwards as I stumble one step, then two then three and by the fourth large step, I begin to secure my footing, but a counter punch is out of the question, given the distance….. Some spittle drools out of mouth and down my chin as I I blink my eyes a few times to clear my vision from this hard knock…..SHIT….it feels like you are wearing brass knuckles under those gloves… and from pure muscle memory, I raise my gloves to a high guard position, knowing from bitter experience you might be on the way towards me…yt
21:14 Lil_Lilla: Wow, you're fast.... your left blocks my straight right clean as I feel your left glove, strong and solid allow for a large leather SMACK! making it sound much worse than the actual result, but the left..... taken flush to your chin and your whole body retreats as I see your face go sour as if sucking a fresh lemon picked off the citrus tree. and back..... and back.....I see you blink... I caught you good. And I immediately come at you... I snap two left jabs to keep those raised gloves up and then dip my right shoulder and step at you and send a big right toward your left side ribs......
21:15 Lil_Lilla: or do I? I redirect it mid sweep and turn it into a big shovel right hook uppercut looking to crash it into your left jawline try to get to you to those ropes you almost walked into a moment ago.
21:16 Lil_Lilla: yt
21:49 Patti: I peek just over the top of my gloves to get a view of you, thinking you hit a lot harder than what I thought you could, obviously it’s due to the way you are able to put your entire core behind a punch, twisting it as you let each punch rip. I’m not nervous, YET, cause I have more tricks that I can pull out of my little bag……and kick myself into boxing 401 mode. But you are coming at me fast, not going to give me much chance to bring my brain parts back together…….BAM! BAM!……two jabs on my gloves….and then a right coming in fast at my ribs, so I lower my left to sweep it away, but it suddenly sweeps up and goes over my lowered arm…..what the fuck…..and another blow crashes into my jaw…….twisting my head up and to the right from the impact……but this time, I counter punch just as it is coming in at me, sending a nasty left hook at your side ribs, trying to get it under your right……..mtc
21:49 Patti: but for the moment I can’t continue to go toe to toe with you, my head is now buzzing, so I take a couple of long step backs, realising the ropes are coming towards….fuck….how do ropes move? yt
22:27 Lil_Lilla: So much for your Boxing 401 course..... i guess.... as my right crashes into your jawline, your left is already coming.... damn this s gonna hurt.... uuuhhhnn.... my right ribs take a shot.... the smack sound undeniable... the only solace I have is that my right caught you first so your left didn't have the beef it would have had I missed. But my right side stings and there is a clear deep red tinge to my rib cage right now. Damn that hurt. But I see you again retreat. And I am not letting a chance with a hurt opponent disappear. I pursue you with my right side pulsing with the searing feeling after your leather clad visitor came....And i get ... conventional.... for a moment.... I don't give you that space.... matching your long steps but this time I come in sweeping my head and shoulders side-to-side as if I am looking for another opening. I tuck my gloves and as I step at you and dip my right shoulder.... surely she won't fall for this again.... So.... I don't change course
22:27 Lil_Lilla: (mtc)
22:29 Lil_Lilla: I bring the full force of my right hook looking to bury it into your obliques and then the 'conventional' part as I follow with a left uppercut looking to split your guard and come between those elbows and plow it into your chin and send you to those ropes
22:29 Lil_Lilla: yt
22:41 Patti: My hook nails your ribs, and it must have hurt judged by the expression on your face……but then a moment of panic sets in as I fully realise that my backward mobility is now cut off, with the ropes behind me, FOCUS Patti, you have boxed your way off the ropes before. I begin to feel like I’m being stalked by a 22 yo boxer as you quickly advance on me and my brain is saying this should not be happening, but my face getting mauled with your strikes saying, OH YEAH BABY, this is REAL, Little MISS BAD ASS has some major boxing talent and you better get your act together. FOCUS Patti…….get ready……she is here now sweeping her head and shoulders side-to-side like she is going to attack…..mtc
22:43 Patti: Your right hook comes in fast at my obliques…..and I draw my forearms tightly together and into my body and twist to my right, taking the shot on my left arm, and then your uppercut comes up so fast the glove is only a black blurr……it comes as I twist back to centre, which would be perfect except that as it powers through my forearms it looses power and only drives my own gloves up into my face…….smacking me good, but nowhere near the power that your uppercut would have had…….I’m forced to lean back deeply onto the top rope from your shot, and then I let my white gloves explode, sending out a couple of short right straights towards your nose, and a crisp left hook towards your jaw, desperate to box my way off the ropes as you stand in close to me…..yt
23:52 Lil_Lilla: I have you on the ropes and HOW IN THE WORLD..... Damn this girl's good.. I canNOT get to your body with the hook and when I bring the uppercut... what the..... your gloves hit yourself but the power is completely swallowed by your forearms. You use the 'elasticity' of the ropes and As I look to continue to swing away suddenly.... gggnnnh... gnnnhhh.... your rights smack my face not once... but twice.... and send my head back and recoiling into the second, which smacks me directly on my mouth and in the nose.... the second causing a tearing. I don't feel any crimson flowing but my face feels like a balloon from the force of the blow.... when it recoils again..... mmmfffhhh.... my right jawline is crashed into and I am sent sprawling the opposite way, my legs suddenly rubbery and my head not clear. That hook and those straight rights completely catch me off guard. I move to get away (somewhat not by choice) looking to get control of my feet that are going left over right
23:52 Lil_Lilla: yt
00:01 Patti: I think I’ve now turned the tide in this match……my straights hit home, but they were short straights due to the close distance that you insist upon maintaining with me, so while they might have hurt, they were not as strong as they would have been if I had the right range…..I mean did you never hear about the concept of personal space? May be not in boxing……and my hook seems to really stun you as you back off from me quickly………you move to get some distance from me…..my head from the earlier pounding you gave me clears a bit and I feel a rush of adrenaline take charge…..so I come off the ropes in pursuit, let’s do it this again, I think, the proper way…..and with a greater distance to do a straight punch, I try to repeat the pattern…..two right straights again at the centre of your face, and then left hook, but this time I lower it for your side rib cage…..wanting to use you as a side of beef….yt
12:59 Lil_Lilla: I stagger and i get my feet somewhat under me and start to get my gloves up when.....guuuhhh guuuuhh... my face gets hammered by two big straight rights... the first staggers me where I stand and i see stars... the second crashes right into my chin and my head goes back and my vision becomes extremely blurred and I am woozy.... I don't even see the left.....ooolllfff.... as your left caves in my right side and I lurch right. I hit the ropes and grab onto them with my left to stabilize myself. the ring is spinning and I am hurt
12:59 Lil_Lilla: yt
16:30 Patti: I feel the impact of my gloves on your face and side, and more importantly, I can see the impact that they are having on you. OK, so maybe a ref might stop the fight at this point, but their ain’t no ref, and this is box until KO, and clearly you ain’t KO’d (YET). You using the ropes to hold yourself up, so as far as I’m concerned hunting season is still on. I use my gloves to take hold of your shoulders to turn you back around to face towards me, so that your back is to the ropes, and say….”I’m over here sis, time for your boxing 401 class”…..and as I give you a thin smile, and lowering both my gloves, I try to launch a left/right combo of uppercuts towards your trunk line, just under your navel. yt
10:48 Lil_Lilla: How is it one can be in complete control and then... poof... bam.... it all changes.... for an instant that pops in my head. I find myself stuck on the ropes, ring spinning when moments before... I WAS in control... But it's clear I am not now.....taunted and now getting worked I try to get my head on straight. But you're having nothing with that....YOu now muscle me around.... I look to throw a wild overhand right as you do but before I can even do so..... ollllffff... uuuuhhhhh.... your left and right bury themselves deep into my belly... my tummy envelopes both blows and I lurch forward. I try to catch my breath and look to reach out and try to tie you up and stop this sudden beating I am taking.
10:48 Lil_Lilla: yt
12:01 Patti: I can't help but smile inwardly as I work you over, taking charge of the bout, and take a quick glance at the clock, that shows we have been boxing for 4 minutes straight, nonstop, and that there is no break until one of us is layed out horizonatal on the canvass. As I glance at the clock, you suddenly lurch forward, wrapping me tightly in a clinch. Damn! Always something to spoil my fun. I try to begin twisting my body, wanting to get you off me. I'm sweating heavily now, and I feel like I need to finish you while I have the energy to do so..........yt
21:30 Lil_Lilla: Holding on tight to regain something.... I have no answer for the onslaught and need to hold on as I look to reset. How i could be clearly in control only to be grasping at you now is not only frustrating but a bit troubling as I have to rethink strategy while tying you up. with no breaks in the action, that is a difficult thing to do... I swat a left a few times at your right obliques, just slapping at them to try to bruise you up a bit... I shake my head and try to breathe in deeper and still expel energy without tiring more than I am. "You're gonna have to do.... better ....than that. " and I take a deep breath and at least my breathing is better... I don't expel much more energy and plant and untie us looking to push you away from me... "Cmon' Bring it!" and I dare you to come in close. I'm goin for it... win or lose, there's gonna be action. Gloves up and ready, moving, circling.... and waiting.
21:33 Lil_Lilla: yt
21:41 Patti: You seem to be coming back to life as I twist my body, trying to drive you off me, and then you hammer me a few times in my obliques, but the range is too short to really damage me, you only annoy me with those short blows, and then I hear you taunting me, as you push me back, finally setting me free of your clinch. “Only cowards clinch!” I respond as I get my gloves up. You start to circle, and I move in the opposite direction that you do, attempting to cut you off……and then move directly into you, wanting some action. I come at you with a jab at your nose, hoping to make you keep your guard high, and then I launch a furious attack, dropping my left and trying a shovel hook punch at your liver, and then dropping my right, like I’m going to send a right uppercut towards your jaw, but then swing another shovel hook with my left at your liver…..yt
21:49 Lil_Lilla: You swat that jab and my gloves stuffs it and I put a smile on my face but before I can even counter.... <thwump>... auuuggh... your left hammers my right side and sending searing pain as my liver simply stuns me.... then your right comes.... but doesn't and you hammer my right side again..... aaaauuggg..... my body convulses in searing pain.... I lurch right and writhe in pain.. I attempt to move right and get away bringing my rigth arm and elbow down after the two liver shots make contact.
21:49 Lil_Lilla: yt
21:55 Patti: I know I have now hurt you bad, and you are one tough cookie to be still standing after taking a couple of liver shot…..tougher than me because from bitter experience where I lost a fight from a liver punch …..You try to move to your right, so I move to my left to cut you off….with your right arm down to cover your body, I see by just common sense that a left hook, going towards your jaw, is the obvious next move, followed by a right uppercut towards your chin, and then another left hook towards your temple. I’m breathing hard, but adrenalin is coursing through my veins and I want to destroy you. yt
22:00 Lil_Lilla: I try to get away but it's just not possible. I can't move fast enough and you are right on top of me .... gggnnnhh... my right jaw line gets rocked and I see stars while my left leg starts to buckle.....nnnngggffmm... my head goes straight up and I see the gym lights while my gloves just drop and I fumble back dazed, confused, hurt.... as I stumble back, I feel a left crash into my cheek bone....mmmmfffhh... sending sweat , a spittle trail, and my body slamming into the corner barely up.... my head bobbing up and back and my gloves lead weight.....
22:00 Lil_Lilla: yt
22:05 Patti: I'm getting tired, and I ache, this has not been an easy match, and I feel I need to end it.......I don't think you got much gas left in the tank, so I'm not going to bother to much about defence.....I try to snap off a double jab, hoping send them between your guard for your centre of face, and then a quick right hook at your lower ribs, and then a quick left uppercut that I hope will go up the middle of your guard, and connect with that gorgeous chin. My gloves are getting heavy, but having you backed into the corner gives me the confidence to keep at you.
22:12 Lil_Lilla: gguuhhh guuuhh... my face smacked back.... recoils into another left jab.... I shudder and start to sink in the corner when... oooollllhhh... your right just caves in my left side and i spew spittle from my jowls from the blow.... when..... gggggnnnhhh.... my head goes straight up and I stiffen like a board.... my mouthpiece flies from my lips... my eyes flutter and role back and I start to fall right at you ... already out
22:12 Lil_Lilla: yt
22:17 Patti: I pull back my right, going to send a right straight into your face, but that mouth piece comes out and I check my punch, as I don't want you to loose any teeth. Also, I want to fight you again.....you challenged me, and I'm not sure if I can beat you again, and want to take you on again....so as you fall forward, I catch you to break your fall and lower you onto the canvass, nice and horizontal. No reason to count, you have clearly had your lights punched out. So I just gently stroke your face, "Hey hon, wake up and smell the coffee babe!"......C'mon!" yt
22:31 Lil_Lilla: Suddenly I am on my back and hear what sounds like a sister's voice... I open one eye to a silhouette as the ring lights are right in my eyes, "OOHHH.... what the....coffee? where? " and I open the other eye and realize the one who put me on the canvas is now trying to get me off it. "What? you haven't..... had enough?" I quip and giggle ... "OW.... that hurts.. to laugh... Damn Patti.... *smiles*.. you aren't happy with one KO, now you try to revive me for another? Oy.... " *giggles again
22:31 Lil_Lilla: yt
22:32 Patti: "yeah.....and next time I won't be gentle little Lil........assuming you want a next time......."yt
22:34 Lil_Lilla: "I'll never .....*sits up*....say no.. but .... WHOA.... *ring spins*.... think I'm just gonna sit here for a bit.... *giggles*.... and that was gentle? " I giggle and lay back down on the cool canvas..... not my best day in the ring... but there will be another day... and a rematch....or sure.
22:34 Lil_Lilla: End

Published: 2022-06-27, viewed 87 times.