Female Boxing Federation

17:56 Patti: I met this British woman named Emily Stanly who thinks she is pretty hot stuff in women’s boxing. OK, maybe she is for the over 40’s bunch, but I told her to her face, that boxers over the age of 40 are past their sell by date, and should have retired a long time ago. I’m Patti Reyes, and at 130 lbs and 5 ft 6 in tall, I am pure Latina dynamite in the boxing ring. So I told this Brit “boxeodora” that if she wasn’t too scarred, to meet me in the boxing ring at the gym, and we would see if she could last even a single round with this hot tempered Mexicana pugilist. On the day of the match, I change into a black sports bra and black shorts, and enter the ring wearing some red Reyes 8 oz gloves, black boxing boots, and a black mouth guard. I slip through the middle and top ropes to wait for the blonde Brit to come out and face, if she dares. yt
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17:57 Patti: I have invited @Emily_Stanly to join #Emily_vs_Patti.
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17:58 Emily_Stanly: Patti, a Latina boxer, is possibly the rudest woman I’ve ever met, and after the encounter, I could not wait to get into the ring with her to show her what a 45 year old woman, in great shape, with gads of boxing experience, can do, or more specifically do to her and her fowl mouth. I might add that I have 10 lbs more weight and 2 inches of height on this Latina diabla and plan to use this size advantage to great effect. I enter the ring wearing a grey sports bra, short black boxing trunks, white boots and a clear gum shield. I slap my blue 8 oz gloves together as I enter the ring for a private fight with is Latina.
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17:59 Patti: Now that Emily finally enters the ring, I move to the center of the ring and I tell her “It’s just me and you Emily, so we can commence whenever you think you are ready, perhaps you need a cup of tea before starting?” yt
18:00 Emily_Stanly: That’s it, I think, time to teach this Patti cake a thing or two about boxing! I move towards the centre of the ring, and put my gloves up in orthodox stance, meaning my left glove is leading. I give Patti a little wave with my right glove, as if to say come at me, and we just continue to stare each other down. I’m now bouncing on my toes and bobbing and weaving, darting forward then back, and then on the next dart forward, I try to slip a double jab between her two gloves, wanting to tag to her nose hard and maybe bloody it. Yt
18:00 Patti: I also form an orthodox stance, and keep my elbows tucked in tight. The blonde bimbo is motioning for me to hit her or something, but I wait, and begin to circle. I figure she will try to use her reach advantage with a straight punch. And she does, she comes in at me, her left flies out, a real bland opening move such a hot shot boxer, and I snuff the jab on my right glove. A second jab comes out, a bad mistake, as I stick out my right forearm and parry her left arm out to the side, and oh, chica, I am now inside your left guard! I send a right straight towards your wide open nose, then I step into you, ramming your body with my right shoulder, to disorient, as I lower my left and try to send a left hook towards your lower floating ribs. yt
18:01 Emily_Stanly: The fight opens in a wild and fast moving way, that I do not anticipate. The Latina parries my left arm out to the side, and stepping inside, she pounds my nose with a power right straight, nearly flattens it, and as my head snaps back, she rams her shoulder into my midsection! What a total bitch, but she then comes in with a left hook into my lower rib cage, forcing me to gasp and I almost start hyperventilating. I’m not going to let this attack pass, so I come back in at her with a right straight towards her nose, and then a quick left hook at her jaw line. Yt
18:01 Patti: I can see in this British woman’s blue eyes that she is surprised that the fight is taking a nasty turn for her in the opening seconds, and then she tries to fight back. The right straight is predicatable, so I weave under it, and step left, and that movement also causes the left hook to fall short of my jaw. Boxing is not just about punching, but footwork as well, and motion, constant motion to keep your opponent in a state of confusion. I’m now outside of your right guard, so I try to bang a right uppercut into your liver region, possible, because I’m standing to your right, and then a quick jab at your right eye, as I keep circling you to the left.
18:01 Emily_Stanly: The Latina seems to be moving faster than I can keep up with, avoiding my punches with her movement, and then digging an uppercut near my liver, the searing pain begins to double me over some, and as I’m coming back up, suddenly I take a jab to my right eye, that knocks my head back, and it stings, I know I’m going to have discoloration around that eye. I step back now, breathing hard because of the pain in my side. yt
18:02 Patti: You step back after my punches, but I’m not going to have any retreat. I’ve got you in trouble, and you know this is the truth. After landing the jab to your eye, again I move to my left, and then step closer to you, I send a left hook towards the side of your head, hoping I can force you to draw your guard further away from the center of your face and then if this works, I will try to power a right uppercut, twisting my hips to increase the power, through the centre of your guard to just under your chin. Yt
18:02 Emily_Stanly: I move my right guard a little back to the side of my head to protect from your left hook, but you almost simultaneously launch a ripping uppercut that pushes my gloves further out to the side, and lands on my chin, my head snapping back, spit flying out of my mouth. I begin to stumble back, and suddenly find my back pressing deeply into the ropes, nearly in gaga land. Yt
18:09 Patti: She is on the ropes, and I am in hot pursuit! No escape from these bitchy Latina gloves! As the ropes bend outward and then begin to propel you back towards me, I’m ready for anything, I’m on fire. A quick jab to your nose to send you back towards the ropes, and then a fast moving crisscrossed left/right hook combo towards your jaw line, and then changing levels, I try to hammer a left/right shovel hook combo towards your liver and abs, each punch delivered to propel you back into the ropes, and keep you standing. I place my right glove on your chest to push you back into the ropes, and then wind up my left for a wicked uppercut to your jaw. Nothing personal, I just don’t like you Emily! yt
18:14 Emily_Stanly: Suddenly all hell breaks loose, and Patti’s gloves are all over me. Blood spurts out of my nose as I take a jab, and then my face twists right and left from a deadly set of hooks to jaws, my knees begin to buckle as you pound brutal hooks into my live and abs, breaking down my abdominal wall of muscle, sending intense pain pulsating through my core, and my mouth opens in a big O shape as I gasp for air, unable to get enough breathe. I get pushed again into the ropes, and suddenly an uppercut pounds into my jaw, snapping my head back, and my knees buckle, as I drop to the canvass, not moving, knocked out. Yt
18:17 Patti: AND THAT’S HOW ITS DONE! The winner by KO is PATTI REYES! Only one and a half minutes into the fight, the older British woman, aka the blondie bimbo, is shown the canvass. In a not so gracious air of sportsmanship, I place my right foot on her chest, raise my gloves to the ceiling, and shout “The winner is Patti! Winning the fight unscathed and untouched in less than two minutes!” Yt

Published: 2023-06-13, viewed 82 times.