Female Boxing Federation

09:39 patricia: A small white car winds its way through the roads of Italy, visible from afar because of the thick black smoke coming out of the exhaust pipe. At the wheel, my sister Sylvie squints her eyes; she forgot her glasses and took mine to drive. The other road users don’t seem to appreciate Sylvie’s driving style. I’m on my phone looking for specialties to bring back to our old aunt Lucienne who is hosting us, doing some research on this Carla Python, apparently a big client. Finally, we arrive, Sylvie parks the car on the sidewalk, digs through our multilingual boxes, and grabs the green, red, white where it says:infermiera in intervento, per favore non verbalizzare.

09:39 patricia:

09:39 patricia: A few hours later I'm in the cage, wearing black MMA gloves, topless with a yellow bikini bottom, Sylvie is outside. The speaker crackles and then announces: ladies and gentlemen, please give a big round of applause for the first contestant. Patricia is 59 years old, 1.62 m (5 foot 4 inch) tall, weighs 54 kg (119 pounds), her bust measures 90 D (34 D), a beautiful woman with blue eyes, her black hair tied in a ponytail.

09:40 patricia:

10:49 pythonessCarla: I’m a little nervous, but also very confident in myself. I’ve received the call-up for the elimination round of my first tournament. I’ve dreamed of this moment so often, and now I’m ready. I check my bag to make sure I have everything I need, then slip into a pair of tight jeans and a white blouse. I head out, ready to make my way to the arena where the public MMA fight will take place.

10:49 pythonessCarla:

10:50 pythonessCarla: About an hour later, I arrive at the arena. I head inside—there are still 45 minutes left before the match—and greet the staff, introducing myself. They point me toward the locker room; I walk in with a steady step and begin to change. I’ve decided to wear my skin-colored bikini—it’s my favorite, and it has always brought me luck. I know my opponent is a French woman, nearly 60 years old, so she shouldn’t pose much of a challenge. Looking at her stats, I can see she’s shorter and lighter than I am; I’ll have the advantage of a longer reach with both my arms and legs—not to mention the age factor, which is definitely in my favor.

10:50 pythonessCarla: I tie back my dark-blonde hair, put on my bikini, and slip on my black MMA gloves. Then, I step into the arena, where a cage awaits. To my surprise, I see my opponent for the first time, leaning against the metal wall, ready. I smile as the announcer calls out: "Carla, the Italian Pythoness... 174 cm, 64 kg... 88C." I offer a smile, give a bow, and take my place on the side opposite my opponent.

10:50 pythonessCarla:

11:24 patricia: Carla made her entrance; she looks impressive in her flesh-colored bikini. She has a toned body, taller and heavier than me—good for her! I'm sure she thinks the fight is already won. I give her a smile, trying to be friendly, but my closed lips probably betray the spite I feel toward all my opponents. I'm ready to do anything to win: cheating, lying, acting, nothing will be spared for this Italian bimbo. I bounce on the spot to warm up, throw punches in shadow boxing, ready for the fight.

14:46 pythonessCarla: I smile to my adversary and a second later me too start my short warm up...flexing my legs and arms and sending some punches to the air...me too i'm ready now...when the bell ring I start to step in the middle of the cage...dancing on my feet and with my gloves in the correct position....to protect my face and ready to start....

16:25 pythonessCarla: lol no one here

16:35 patricia: I’m hopping around, circling Carla, my fists in front of my face, checking my punching distance, I try a right hook, the hook is too short, barely brushing your chest…

16:38 pythonessCarla: I'm jumping on my feet and fast I step half step back to avoid your right hook and immediately after try to surprise you with a right large kick ...looking for your left head side...trying to surprise you...in the start...

16:42 patricia: Your right foot shoots like lightning toward my head, I bend my knees, your foot grazes the top of my skull, my two arms wrap around your left thigh, trying to throw you to the ground before you put your right foot back on the floor

16:45 pythonessCarla: I'm toatI’m completely taken by surprise... my right kick flies through the air, barely grazing your head... you duck quickly to avoid it, then grab my left leg with your hands, making me lose my balance... I land on the mat on my backside... caught off guard by this uphill start.

16:48 patricia: During a ground fight your size advantage disappears, I try to sit on your chest………

16:50 pythonessCarla: you immediately slide over me and sitting on my chst with your ass...immediately i rise my legs and try to wrap your head between my legs...with the intention to drag your upper body back...in same time i rise my fists and try to defend my face....

16:53 Samsoni: KIss her ass Patricia

16:55 patricia: I hit your face with a flurry of punches: left, right, left, luckily for you, you manage to block my strikes with your forearms. Your long legs wrap around my neck, I fall backward, I try to loosen your thighs to avoid being immobilized in a headlock

16:59 pythonessCarla: before i can wrap your head and drag you back....you can send a couple of punches into my face...partially blocked by my arms...but when I wrap your head...you are obliged to stop your work over my face and with your hands you try to grab my thighs ...trying to open a space ...in same time I can rise a little bit my torso and with my fists i can start tos end my punches into your face...lookin g for your eyes....

17:04 Samsoni: Stay away from those legs Patricia

17:04 patricia: My blue eyes flash with rage, I swing my head from side to side to avoid your punches, I can't get your thighs apart, I get up with a heavy thigh collar weighing 64 kg, I hit your stomach with my fists: bitch! whore! let go of me!

17:08 pythonessCarla: the bitch tries a new move... since she can't free herself from my thighs... with an incredible effort she manages to get up... even taking a couple of punches in the face... but she manages to get up and now I'm in difficulty... my head down... you stand up and start hammering my stomach with your fists... my hands try to grab your arms but you're a fury...

17:13 Samsoni: Go Patricia

17:14 patricia: Panting, I move towards the cage's fence: ha! ha! ha! you're clinging to me with your thighs around my neck, Sylvie encourages me, I freeze, take a deep breath, my skin breaks out in sweat, I hit your stomach with two punches, then I continue my way to the fence and try to pin you against it………

17:19 pythonessCarla: I start to lean with my full weight against the cage mesh... my head begins to feel heavy... I try to lift my torso using my abdominal muscles... but you stop me and land a couple of punches to my stomach... blood rushes to my head as it hangs downward... then you continue, pinning me against the cage mesh... I’m dazed...

17:25 patricia: My face is purple, your powerful thighs are preventing me from breathing properly, my hands are trying to grab the fence, so I try a desperate maneuver, I let myself fall on my back, hoping to free my trapped neck as we fall to the ground……..

17:28 pythonessCarla: We fall to the ground... and in the impact, I lose my grip on your head... but I also manage to free myself from a position that was truly difficult... I roll quickly to my right and try to get back up as fast as I can...

17:29 Samsoni: Thats it Patricia

17:32 patricia: Finally free……. I roll on the ground, get up as quickly as possible, readjusting my slipping panties and cursing Sylvie who forgot my one-piece swimsuit, I breathe hard, catching my breath, my fists in front of my face

17:36 pythonessCarla: standing again....in front of you....gasping fast....my face is red for the effort of this first part of the match....try to dance again on my feet but i feel my legs stressed and a little bit aching...try to step close to you...looking for a a good targhet...and send my left hook looking for your nose this time....and with my right try to double looking for your lower belly....

17:40 Chao_Fah_Ooy: I hate to do this but admire the body work of Carla so go Carla.

17:41 patricia: I block your hook to the face, but my guard is too high, your right hand hits my lower stomach: Aaaaaaar! A violent pain radiates throughout my stomach, I step back, moaning, my grimacing face distorted by the pain, I lift my left foot and try to retaliate with a kick to the ribs……..

17:42 patricia: Chao Fah Ooy, you're just a big slut

17:44 pythonessCarla: After suffering the first part of the match, I now feel like I can get my revenge... you retreat and I immediately follow you to finish the job with a one-two to the face... but your kick hits the ribs... it's not strong but it's enough to make me suspend the action... and my punches hit the air and go to waste... I still try to close the distance...

17:46 Samsoni: Yeah Shutup Chao

17:50 Chao_Fah_Ooy: geez what is the problem dude

17:50 Samsoni: Dont diss my friend Patricia

17:50 patricia: after my kick I stepped back a little, avoiding your punches, your arms are longer than mine I keep backing up, favoring kicks, I now try a kick to the chest with my right foot, my big breasts swing in all directions, I let out a loud scream when I hit: aaaaa!

17:53 pythonessCarla: I'm sure now ....with my fists up ....i reduce the distance when....your right foot hit badly into my chest...I stop to breath for a moment...and stay standing putting my hands on my chest....and bending a little bit my head.....

17:53 Chao_Fah_Ooy: what diss to the frog, I was merely admiring Carla's body work

17:53 Samsoni: Hmm

17:58 patricia: You place your hands on your chest, I take advantage of this brief pause to try to get behind you, I try to wrap my arms around you from behind to throw you to the ground, the fight has been exhausting, I'm afraid I won't be fast enough to pull off my move

18:03 pythonessCarla: I bend my body and close my eyes for the pain...try to open my mouth to breathe... and I manage to, though with difficulty... then I sense that you are behind me, and with your arms you try to lock me in a tight grip..

18:09 patricia: My hands are wrapped around Carla's waist, I try to lift her: ugh! I can't lift her, my head is pressed against my opponent's back, I breathe heavily, catching my breath before trying to lift her again, the smell of her perfume fills my nostrils, I pause for a few more seconds to catch my breath……..

18:13 pythonessCarla: I feel arms tightening around my waist, and then you try to lift me... but I’m too heavy, and you can’t... so I reach for your wrists with my hands, trying to break free from your grip... your chin presses against my back... I try to kick at your leg with my right heel.......

18:13 Samsoni: Cmon Patricia Finish her off

18:17 patricia: Aaaa! Bitch! Little whore! Your heel is crushing my toes, I free your waist, I try to back away hopping on my only working leg: aaa! Cheater! I put my sore foot back on the ground, raising my fists in front of my face……

18:21 pythonessCarla: I turm immediately my body and now we are facing again...me too i rise my fists...and lookignat you in difficult with your leg in pain...I try to surprise you sending my right kick looking for your left knee this time...I want to cripple you completely before finishing you off...so i send my frontal kick looking for your left knee.....YESSSSSS....

18:26 patricia: Aaa! My left knee is hit, I fall to the ground, I roll quickly onto my stomach and get on all fours. The ground fight is my only way to win this fight. Still on all fours, I try to grab your thighs to take you to the ground…

18:27 pythonessCarla: you gran my legs...but before you can drag me down...I decide to drop on my knees and bending my upper body over your back try to wrap your middle section with my arms...

18:29 Chao_Fah_Ooy: nice counter

18:35 patricia: Bitch! Your arms imprison my waist, I'm stuck on the ground, I try to get up, tense powerful thighs, my big buttocks point to the ceiling, my face is against the cage mat, my big breasts are crushed, the fight drags on, my old body is dripping with sweat: little bitch! You're going to pay for it. My legs contract, I twist my pelvis to the right, to the left, I breathe, grimace, scream, my upper body still glued to the floor

18:41 pythonessCarla: I'm slowly taking control of the fight now... you're in a difficult position... plus you're smaller than me... so it's difficult for you to slip away from me... my hands interlock their fingers to get a better grip... then I tighten the grip of my arms pumping my muscles... I'm sweating so much and also tired... but I feel you're about to give in... your face is pressed against the carpet... and my chin is now pressing against the lower part of your spine... we're both panting from the effort... you try to free yourself and I squeeze harder and harder... my legs are free and I try to put my knees on your shoulders to close you in better...

18:44 Chao_Fah_Ooy: the end is near give up Samsoni

18:44 Samsoni: Glares at Chao

18:52 patricia: bitch! Your knees are now on each side of my head, you press all your weight on my back, my useless arms hit the mat with furious punches, I hear my sister's screams telling me not to lose this fight, only my legs can try something, I also try to get on my knees, my legs are spread, I try to lift my big butt that sways like in an African dance, your weight crushes my chest, preventing me from breathing properly, I keep moaning, looking for a way out of this trap……

18:54 Samsoni: Looks bad for Patricia now

18:55 patricia: Hey! I haven't lost yet!

18:56 pythonessCarla: You try to bend your legs to lift your backside, but my chin digs into your back, and I work to counter your attempt—all while pressing your face into the mat and tightening my grip around your body, trying to cut off your breath.... with my voice I ask...."it's enought? Or do you like that i smother you?"...

18:57 Chao_Fah_Ooy: she likes it

18:57 Samsoni: No way

19:03 patricia: You’re asking me to give up, aaaa! oooo! little bitch! Patricia the magnificent never gives up! aaa! oooo! my big boobs hurt, I twisted them every which way trying to break free. I put my hands on the mat of the ring, let out a long scream, trying to stretch my arms to lift you, I try once, twice, three times, my arms hurt: fat cow! bitch! aaaa! aaaa!

19:04 patricia: Hey Chao, I forbid you to say that I like losing, I am a very, very big champion

19:06 pythonessCarla: There’s nothing you can do now... I’m too strong in this position... you try, but it’s quite impossible to escape... my arms are gripping your midsection very tightly...

19:12 Samsoni: Id be happy to take care of Chao

19:14 patricia: My arms can no longer try to lift you, I kick my legs, my big muscular thighs have impressive bulging muscles, but they prove powerless to save me. Aaaaa! Ooooo! I'm having more and more trouble breathing, my legs are straightening, my butt is lifting less and less high………

19:18 pythonessCarla: Finally, I can feel you’re about to give in... your attempts to break free are growing weaker and weaker. I gather my remaining strength, then use my knees to press down hard on your shoulders, forcing your face into the carpet. Next, I use my arms to lift your backside slightly, leaning my own body backward to create a gentle arch in your spine. It’s an incredibly strenuous effort, but for you, this hold will be excruciating... YES!

19:25 patricia: Aaaaaaa!aaaaaa!you bend my body, my breasts are even more crushed, I can't breathe, my legs move in all directions rises:aaa!aaa!aaa!I hear my sister screaming no! no! pity! no! stop! aaa! aaa! aaa! aaa! slut! whore! my legs continue to move, then they fall back on the carpet, my body more and more arched in the opposite of normal. My face is purple, I can only moan and scream, my head buzzes, then I slowly lose consciousness, then my arms and legs become all limp..........

19:26 Samsoni: Say it aint so Patricia

19:39 Chao_Fah_Ooy: ahhh poor Paricia fell asleep

19:39 Samsoni: It happens

20:29 pythonessCarla: I feel your body go soft... then, after a few seconds, I sense your muscles relaxing and your legs giving way... you’re mine now... I’ve won, after a long and exhausting struggle... I thought it would be easier... I let you go and, unsteady on my own legs, I stand up... and look at you... lying on the mat, almost motionless... I feel a pang of pity... I kneel down and turn you over onto your back... you’re struggling to breathe, your face is flushed... and you’re drenched in sweat... I, too, am shattered from the exertion... I place my right foot on your chest and raise my arms in victory... I’ve made it to the next round, though it was a grueling effort... but I’m happy.