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Carter_Powers: Just so everyone knows @Darren_Kearney is a little boy whore
Darren_Kearney: OI! You cocky Canadian fecker
Carter_Powers: What are you gonna do about it? Tickle me with your pussy?
Darren_Kearney: Ah feck off u damn bastard
Darren_Kearney: Don't you have a Tim Hortons washroom to shoot up on heroin in
Carter_Powers: Did that this morning... wrestled a polar bear and ate a whole live seal while I was at it
Carter_Powers: Do you have anything actually clever to say in that whiskey-and-guinness shriveled walnut you call a brain?
Darren_Kearney: Why do I have to keep saying this, my brain is fine!
Darren_Kearney: You're the dumbass
Darren_Kearney: Dumb Canadian cunt
Carter_Powers: Also as a PSA: @Darren_Kearney likes it when you talk to him like he's a baby
Darren_Kearney: Shut up ya dosser
Carter_Powers: Make me
Darren_Kearney: I'll shut u up right good
Carter_Powers: do it
Darren_Kearney: feckin cunt
Carter_Powers: I know you are but what am I
Carter_Powers: Just so everyone knows, @Darren_Kearney actually wears women's panties in the ring
Darren_Kearney: No I don't!
Carter_Powers: Oh and @Darren_Kearney isn't a celtic warrior, he's actually a celtic jobber
Darren_Kearney: Alrighty ya forced me to do this
Darren_Kearney: But @Carter_Powers has PINEAPPLE on his PIZZA
Carter_Powers: Back off buddy now that's getting personal
Darren_Kearney: Alright now ya dumb Canadian cunt... have at ya
Carter_Powers: Before this match begins I'd like everyone in the audience to know that Darren Kearney generously donated both of his balls to Queen Elizabeth's corgis
Darren_Kearney: *checks the insides of my trunks* nope they're still here
Carter_Powers: Well I'm about to donate them just need to complete the surgery
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Come on Darren! I know you can beat em!
Darren_Kearney: Can you believe this cocky cunt?
Carter_Powers: Oh and also Darren Kearney sniffed my gym bag in the locker room
Darren_Kearney: U be sniffin my ass by the time I'm done with u
Carter_Powers: Kay I'm not gonna do that cause I KNOW that's your kink
Carter_Powers: and I'm not gonna kinkshame but like... bruh
Darren_Kearney: LET'S DO THIS YA DOSSER
Carter_Powers: International arena in Ireland... ah the land of potato-heads and alcohol-driven depression... I walk out of my side of the ring... wearing my Canadian flag trunks and matching red-and-white boots and kneeguards... a pair of grey handwraps on my hands... over my head and shoulders a MASSIVE polar bear pelt with the face of a bear on my head... come out as the obviously intoxicated Irish crowd boos me... "IN THIS CORNER... STANDING AT 6'0"... AND WEIGHING 191 LBS... IT'S THE CANADIAN DESTROYER... CARTER POWEERRRRRSSSS!"... wielding a hockey stick in one hand I toss it aside as I roll in the ring and take off the pelt... standing on the cornerpost and throwing a two-handed middle finger at the crowd... yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: BOOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU, CARTER!!!!
Darren_Kearney: After all that trash talk from that Canadian cunt, I was surprised he even showed and wasn't stuck under 10 meters of snow, ah well guess I'll just fuck him up in the ring then. I walk out from my side and see him wielding his hockey stick, he's gonna be more than ONE hockey stick short by the time I'm done with him. I'm wearing my Irish flag trunks and deep green boots, I'm not so obnoxiously gaudy to wear the shit he does, "IN THIS CORNER, STANDING AT 6'0, AND WEIGHING A *WHOPPING* 200 LBS, IT'S YOUR HOMETOWN LEGEND, THE IRISH INFERNO, THE CELTIC WARRIOR, DARREN KEARNEEEEEYYYYY!" I charge down the entrance ramp, high-fiving some of my fans and roll into the ring yt
Carter_Powers: I lean in my corner... cracking my knuckles at you... "you ready to lose pale man?" I taunt... yt
Darren_Kearney: I step towards you... "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard they're gonna hear your screams down in Australia!" yt
Carter_Powers: I step towards you too... until we're face to face... "Only thing they'll be hearing there is you screaming your submission when I CLAW you 'down under'!"... yt
Darren_Kearney: "THAT'S IT YOU EEJIT" I roar, the bell hasn't even rung yet and the ref's trying to separate us as I SLAM my knee into your abs yt
Carter_Powers: "AWFFFF" you smash your knee into my abs... forcing me to double over... I stagger back one step and return with a MASSIVE uppercut to your jaw... yt
Darren_Kearney: "UGGHH" from your position under me your fist rockets up and connects with my chin, my head jerks back and I stagger a bit before the ref steps between us. I grab him and THROW him out of the way as I charge at you with a clothesline yt
Darren_Kearney: "and it's pure chaos in the ring as the ref has ALREADY lost control of the match!" the announcer shouts
Carter_Powers: I wasn't expecting you had the balls to lay your hands on the ref... poor guy lands at Ahmed's feet as you charge at you... your outstretched arm SLAMS into my chest... "GAAHHH" I grunt and fall on my back... yt
Darren_Kearney: While you're still on your back I DROP my elbow on your lower ribs with an elbow drop... "and the visiting Canadian is already taking a beating this early in the match!" says the announcer... "yeah but don't count him out just yet Sean... he may be down but he's one tough fella" yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Gettem Darren! Crush his ass, I know you can do it!
Carter_Powers: "AAWWWFFFF!" my whole body jackknifes from the elbow drop... I lie on the canvas trying to catch my breath... my chest rises and falls with each breath as I roll to my side... trying to make some space... yt
Darren_Kearney: I grab you by the wrist... pull you back to your feet... then push you back with my other hand still grabbing your wrist... pull you into me and SLAM into you with a body check!
Darren_Kearney: "OW... AND DARREN STEALS CARTER'S OWN MOVE AND USES IT AGAINST HIM!" shouts the announcer... "yeah and just like it hockey it's just as dangerous in the ring!" yt
Carter_Powers: You pull me back to my feet... still breathing hard from the elbow drop... BAM you slam your shoulder into my chest with a body check... pissing me off as you steal my move... I drop down on the canvas and try to roll over... yt
Darren_Kearney: "Where are you going huh you great northern bitch!" I roar and stomp down on your side and back as you try to roll away yt
Carter_Powers: Desperately getting my arms up to protect myself as you stomp down on me "I thought rugs were a Persian specialty... but apparently Canadians make great doormats too!" the announcer shouts... yt
Darren_Kearney: I stop stomping on you after a while... "that's it huh? Not so much the cocky Canuck are you now?" I taunt yt
Carter_Powers: I roll onto all fours... whimpering and looking weak while you stand above me... one hand behind your knees... then the other... you keep taunting... BAM suddenly I hop up and HEADBUTT you HARD in the balls... "In Canada, they call THAT 'giving head'" the announcer shouts... yt
Darren_Kearney: I'm standing above you... getting cocky while you whimper and moan at my feet... then BAM... eyes widen and I almost scream but I'm so shocked nothing comes out of mouth... I double over clutching my balls with both hands yt
Carter_Powers: You stagger back... clutching your balls with both hands... I grin at you... "gonna take those tater-tots and sell 'em to the British!... Queen E would THANK me for that!" I taunt... then BAM my knee rises up and SLAMS HARD into your jaw... yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: OOOOOH fuck...that's gotta hurt!
Darren_Kearney: "UUUUUGGGHHHH" your knee SLAMS into my jaw making my head snap back, I drop to the canvas on my back, dazed and still clutching my balls yt
06:26 <Carter_Powers> "NOW LET'S SEE WHAT IRISH FLOOR RUGS ARE MADE OF!" I roar before literally WALKING on your torso... stepping on your abs and chest and neck before GRINDING my boot in your face... "well Carter can navigate through 20 meters of snowdrift... walking over ONE irishman has GOT to be pretty easy for him!" the announcer taunts... yt
Darren_Kearney: "OOOOOWWWFFFFF" you trample me into the canvas, showing off your cockiness while I'm stuck under you. When you get off me I roll to my side clutching my face yt
Carter_Powers: While you're on your side... grab one of your wrists... then both your feet... drop to my butt and plant my boots on your back... then YANK your whole body hard... "AND CARTER'S GOT THE BOW AND ARROW LOCKED IN!" the announcer shouts... "didn't know the Hockey Hunk was ALSO an accomplished archer!"... yt
Darren_Kearney: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH" I scream and slam my fist on the canvas as you YANK my arm and legs, I keep trying to twist away from the stretch yt
Carter_Powers: Have you locked tight in the hold... "COME ON SURRENDER YOU IRISH BITCH... YOU PEOPLE ARE GREAT AT THAT" I roar as I keep yanking... yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: OOOOH...that's gotta hurt...a BRUTAL bow and arrow...
Darren_Kearney: You yank some more making me suffer. Then with one great heave I twist and roll over forcing you to lose your grip on my legs, your feet slip under me as I roll on top of you BAM slam my forearm in your face! yt
Carter_Powers: Somehow you manage to escape... rolling on top of me and BAM a forearm slams HARD into my face... "GAWWFFF" I grunt and let go of your arm.. clutching my face as I shuffle back on my butt... "It looks like Darren's not just done yet? But how much has he got in that tank of his? the announcer shouts yt
Darren_Kearney: I stagger back and lean into my corner,clutching my side with one hand as you retreat into your corner and pull yourself back up to your feet. Then I charge at you full speed aiming a SPEAR at your gut yt
Carter_Powers: I see you coming at me... then at the last minute I rush out of the corner dodging your spear... wathcing as you SLAM hard into the ringpost... yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Cringing as I see Darren's head bounce off the solid ringpost!
Darren_Kearney: BAM my head slams into the metal post, dizzy and dazed I slump on the middle turnbuckle with my butt out, "and the spear misses WIDE!" shouts the announcer "one's gotta wonder if Darren's brain survived THAT" yt
Carter_Powers: With your butt sticking out at me... grab you by the waist then drag you out of the corner... toss you on the canvas and hook your leg for the pin... waiting for the ref to count... wait... where is the ref by the way? yt
Darren_Kearney: I kick out, both of us look over and see that the ref is actually UNCONSCIOUS by the ringside! "Well... legally speaking since the bell hasn't rung yet, this match hasn't even started!" says the announcer yt
Carter_Powers: DAMN! Even if I win this match it won't go down in my record! Unless... I roll over to ringside... grab the unconscious ref... DRAG him over to the bell and ring it for him... yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I reach under the ring and find a steel chair...I quickly toss it over to Darren!!! "You know what to do with this, potato boy!"
Darren_Kearney: I grab the chair, sneak over behind Carter while you're still distracted with the bell. Then BAM I SLAM the chair into your back with a sickening SLAP as the crowd goes wild. "AND DARREN GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE WORDS 'TAKE A SEAT'" shouts the announcer yt
Carter_Powers: "AAAAHHHHHHHHH" I scream when the chair slams HARD across my back... I drop the unconscious ref and stagger forward cluthcing my back... yt
Darren_Kearney: Not letting up I chase you, BAM BAM BAM slamming the chair into your back over and over again.. "This is brutal, and an unconscious ref means there are NO disqualifications!" the announcer shouts yt
Carter_Powers: My back starts to glow a fearsome bright red as you slam the chair against it over and over again... until I'm lying on my stomach on the ringside floor... yt
Darren_Kearney: I take the chair and set it up, before picking you up and dragging you so your torso is lying belly-up on the chair, your head is hanging out from the open spot on the chair back, the ears of the chair in your pits trapping you yt
Carter_Powers: I'm draped over the chair... groaning in pain as you position me... start coming to and feel panic rising in my throat as I struggle to escape... yt
Darren_Kearney: BAM I slam an elbow in your abs as you struggle BAM BAM BAM BAM start using your whole torso as a punching bag. "and now Darren's giving Carter the WHOLE Irish massage!" the announcer shouts yt
Carter_Powers: "AAAWWWGGG... OOOOFFFF... UUUUGHHH" my whole body jerks and thrashes on the chair as you keep slamming your fists into me... kick wildly with my leg trying to get you off me... yt
Darren_Kearney: Your kick misses me, I run back into the ring before climbing to the top rope, aiming at you. I hype up the crowd before leaping from the rope, sailing through the air and landing a BRUTAL double boot stomp on your gut yt
Carter_Powers: I open my eyes enough to see you sailing through the air... "GAAAAAAWWWWWWWFFFFFF" you slam down on my gut so hard that the chair breaks under me... the legs snapping out of positioning and flattening on the ground... yt
Darren_Kearney: I flatten you HARD on the floor before jumping off you, pull you out from the chair flattened chair and roll you in the ring, get on top of you for the pin, "damn is the ref still out?" yt
Carter_Powers: I try to kick out... but I'm feeling pretty beaten down... damn there's no way I can let this fucking Irish jobber beat me... I summon what strength I have left and manage to push you off me and roll to my side... yt
Darren_Kearney: You kick out from the pin, I roll back by ringside and reach under the apron, then smile as I pull out a kendo stick. "Oh this isn't gonna end well for Carter" the announcer says yt
Carter_Powers: At the same time I roll over to ringside thinking you'll stay in the ring and hoping to get some space... I crawl to my feet and see you holding the kendo stick... I reach under the canvas too and pull out a baseball bat... "looks like these two are going Medieval!" the announcer shouts... yt
Darren_Kearney: I charge at you aiming my kendo stick at your head! yt
Carter_Powers: While you charge I swing my bat aiming it at your head! yt
Darren_Kearney: BAM BAM, our weapons collide at the same moment with both of our heads, we both drop down to our knees, still clutching our weapons but dazed and dizzied. I try to swing my stick at your torso yt
Carter_Powers: "AWWFF" your stick slams into my torso... still on my knees and trying to get my bearings I swing my bat and whack your torso... yt
Darren_Kearney: "OOOOOFFFFF" grunt from the bat, still on my knees I swing my kendo stick again aiming at your head yt
Carter_Powers: I manage to pull my bat up just in type and parry the stick with my bat! "You're kidding right? Our audience came for a wrestling match but now they're getting a full on gladiatorial battle!" the announcer shouts... yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: In awe at the brutal weapons match I'm watching right now..."COME ON DARREN, KNOCK HIS STUPID CANADIAN HEAD OFF!"
Darren_Kearney: I manage to get onto my feet, still pressing my stick against your bat trying to knock it out of your hands yt
Carter_Powers: I get to my feet too... holding my bat firmly and pushing it against your stick... yt
Darren_Kearney: I pull back my stick and then try to slam it into your neck yt
Carter_Powers: I parry your stick with my bat... twisting it up so our arms and weapons are crossed above our heads... I lunge at you so we're face to face... yt
Darren_Kearney: Both of us straining, pushing against each other. Then I smirk at you and BAM knee you RIGHT in the balls yt
Carter_Powers: I grit my teeth struggling with my strength against yours... at the last moment I see you smirk and BAM your knee SLAMS into my balls... I drop my bat and clutch my balls with both hands... yt
Darren_Kearney: I smile as I got you right where I want you, kick you down on your back then kick your legs apart. THWACK I slam the stick against your balls, THWACK THWACK THWACK yt
Carter_Powers: I SQUEAL from the pain as you slam my balls over and over again with your weapon... "it looks like Carter's going home with squashed Timbits!" the announcer shouts... yt
Darren_Kearney: THWACK I slam the stick against your thigh, THWACK the other thigh. THWACK THWACK THWACK I'm driven by pure adrenaline as I beat every part of your body with the kendo stick yt
Carter_Powers: "AAGH AACK OOOWWFF" I grunt and groan from the pain... desperately protecting my head with my arms as you keep beating me down... "Now Darren's whipping Carter like he's a petulant child!" shouts the announcer... "well at the very least he *is* a petulant Canadian" says the other... yt
Darren_Kearney: I toss the stick aside, exhausted and breathing hard but satisfied with my work. I grab you by the hair, and squeeze it between my knees before wrapping my arms around your waist and pulling you up. I walk around with you showing the bright red and blue spots on your body before BAM one final tombstone piledriver into the cold, hard ground yt
Carter_Powers: I moan as you lift me back up... then you lift me upside down... my eyes widen with fear for a moment... "fuck... no" I grunt then BAM... my head SMASHES into the floor... the shock of the impact jolts through my body before you drop me on the floor... my whole body goes limp... yt
Darren_Kearney: I slap your face a few times, then lift your arm and drop it to see if you're still conscious yt
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: YESSSS DARREN!!! YESSSS!!! PUT THAT PATHETIC CANADIAN FUCKER OUT OF COMMISSION
Carter_Powers: My arm falls back down limply... I'm completely passed out... yt
Darren_Kearney: "AND THE WINNER... BY K-O IS... THE IRISH CHAMPION... DARREN KEARNEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY" shouts the announcer as I raise my arms in victory yt
Darren_Kearney: Place my boots on your unconscious body as I high-five some of my fans before leaving the ring
Carter_Powers: END

Published: 2021-01-06, viewed 68 times.