International Pro Wrestling

06:59 IPW_Upper_Management: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to RUUMMMBBLLEEEEE!!!!! I'm your host John McCall, and I'm here with my co-host Mauro Ruiz. And welcome to the St. Petersburg RED SQUARE ARENA!!!! and we have a BIG match-up tonight with another newbie taking on THE IMPERIUM!!!!
07:02 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) That's right John we're here enjoying the Russian spring (aka a good ole fashioned winter for EVERYONE else)... and having back-to-back rookies taking on the Imperium? Seems like management is NOT in a good mood!
07:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and if our audience is not aware, Mauro is a ring veteran of All Americas Lucha Pro AND also one of the most esteemed commentators in the industry!...
07:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro)... and it looks like we already have our first contestant of the night... this guy calls himself "Kid Canada"... yt KC
07:05 Kid_Canada: New to this fed. This is the big time and I am fucking pumped for this. The roster is composed of the who is who of underground and indie wrestling, and I am psyched that they got back to me right after I applied. They don't even need a tryout or anything. The next thing I know, they have me on a flight to St. Petersburg and I am in the locker room. This place looking pro. The noises of the crowd can be heard loud and clear inside this locker room. I head to my designated locker, open it and see a maple leaf themed, red and white trunks. There's also that white wristbands and ankle bands. They must have watched my previous matches. I smile, and put them on, before I head out to the arena. Checking out the crowd, high five some, before I rush and slide into the ring. Take a look around, all sides, before I find a corner and start to stretch and warm up. Spotlight casting on my body, I can't emphasis how pumped I am for this. My first real shot at pro wrestling glory. yt
07:06 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Now this Kid certainly looks every inch like a classic Canadian adonis but he hasn't had the best in-ring record has he, Mauro?
07:07 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Definitely not John, if I have to say I'm a little worried for him in the ring right now... but I guess we'll just have to see how this match goes!
07:11 Siberian_War_Machine: The lights shut off and the screaming Russian crowd goes quiet... before a pair of spotlights SHINE on the entrance ramp where I'm standing, wearing black combat boots, black hand wraps and a pair of combat shorts in the colors of the Russian flag, with the Russian Imperial Eagle imprinted on the right sleeve... a couple of goons dressed in mock military outfits surround me... "and... representing the Imperium... standing at a WHOPPING 7" tall, and weighing a MASSIVE 400 lbs... he is the Russian Giant... the Soviet Destroyer... THE SIBERIAN WAR MACHIIIIINEEEE" I ROAR and flex my MASSIVE guns at the crowd as I walk down the ramp and my goons follow me into the ring. I step on the apron with ONE leg and step OVER the top rope, glaring at my TINY opponent... yt
07:11 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and we all know just how BRUTAL the Siberian is in the ring don't we Mauro!
07:15 Kid_Canada: I am a big guy myself, but I was not prepared to see just how big my opponent is. Even at a distance, when the lights switch on again, his frame dwarfs almost everyone around him. There are a couple of goons surrounding and they are no small man as well. Then all of a sudden, his roar startled me, as I take a step back as he commandingly walks down the ram. Fuck, what the hell is this? I look over to the management to the side, the announcers, seeing if they know if this is some kind of mistake. Then I feel the ring shaking a bit as you step over the top rope. But I refocus, getting into a classic stance. Looking up into your eyes, trying not to show any signs of being intimidated despite your size. Cold sweat beading down the side of my bearded face. yt
07:16 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) you know Siberian's so big, that he can literally see Alaska from his house in Moscow!
07:17 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Just Alaska? He can see the mainland United STATES from his house in Moscow! and it's a bungalow!
07:21 Siberian_War_Machine: I advance towards you, looking down at you, an entire HEAD taller then you. Your eyes are only level to my pecs as the tiny ref tries to separate us before the match starts... I back up and lean into my corner almost pushing the turnbuckles all the way back to the ringpost with my weight... the moment the bell rings I ROAR and CHARGE at you full force aiming a FULL BODY SPLASH at you while you're still in your corner!... yt
07:21 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and just a reminder, as per all IPW regulations this match is NO rules and NO holds barred... which means weapons, low blows, and ANYTHING is allowed
07:22 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) at this point management having a ref here is just a waste of money! Especially since I feel like this match isn't just going to end with something as simple as a pin or a submission!
07:25 Kid_Canada: We stood toe to toe for a brief moment. Fuck, you are massive, and I have to look up to see your eyes. I don't back down though, as I would suspect what most people would do. Standing my ground, until the ref calls for us to get back to our corner. I do, just mentally getting myself ready knowing that I need to focused.... suddenly, just as the bell rings, my thoughts are cut short when you come charging across the ring. With speed of a man half your size, your entire weight crushing into my chest. ARGHHHHHHHHHH I scream, muscles crushed as my back hits the corner post. My body goes limp, eyes rolling back as I start to fall forward into you. Like being crushed by a freight train. yt
07:26 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) OH and Siberian hits the Kid like a Russian T-4 TANK!
07:29 Siberian_War_Machine: Your much smaller but well defined body SQUASHED by my MASSIVE torso, the turnbuckles digging into your back as my first move DRIVES all the air out of your lungs and your body IMMEDIATELY goes limp... "I like the sounds of your screams, tiny man!" I shout and the crowd laughs... I wrap my arms around your waist and EASILY pull you out of the corner, lifting you up and FLIPPING you over me and tossing you behind me... yt
07:30 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) And now treating the Kid like a rag doll... to be honest I think we all saw this coming
07:33 Kid_Canada: I am so out of it, can hardly tell which way is up. Seeing stars, when I feel you grabbing my waist and lifting me off my feet. My legs swing in the air, before my entire body comes crashing down. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I scream in pain, and arch back. Somehow, the pain jolted me awake, and my entire body feels crushed, still reeling from that collision. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH... I roll from side to side, hand on my back, I'm beginning to sweat now. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH still seeing double but vision starts to clear. yt
07:36 Siberian_War_Machine: I smirk as I see your whole body flop around uselessly on the mat, the shock of slamming into the canvas travels through every bone and muscle of your body... I STOMP down hard on your side as roll over, seeing you roll onto your back I grab a fistful of your hair... and LIFT you to your feet... "IS THIS ALL IPW CAN SEND ME?" I roar... "THIS PATHETIC CANADIAN JOBBER???"... with my hand in your hair I pull my arm back and WHIP you into the corner... yt
07:38 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) I would NOT want to be in Kid Canada's position right now, Mauro
07:38 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) I don't think I would want to be in the Kid's position at ANY point in his career
07:40 Kid_Canada: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH I howl from the pain as your boot crushes down into my ribs. I swear you may have broken something, UGHHHHHHHHHH... clutching my side as I get rolled onto my back, before you grab my hair and lift me up to my wobbly feet. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH I try to find my balance still when you scream to the crowd, startling me, and before I can even catch my breath, you whip me into the corner, with so much force that I basically fly off your grip, and off my feet before my side hits the post hard, and I collapse in a heap in the corner. The whole ring shakes. I am stunned, Eyes blinking, mouth gasping for air. Fuck, legs sliding on the canvas in protest. yt
07:43 Siberian_War_Machine: Your whole body SLAMMED into the corner... "WEAK. PATHETIC. WESTERN. BOY!" I taunt before SLAMMING a brutal right hook across your cheek. I LIFT my MASSIVE knee up SLAMMING it into your upper gut, right under your lower ribs forcing you to double over on my leg... I SHOVE you back against the corner and wrap my arms around your thighs, lifting you so you're sitting on the top turnbuckle... yt
07:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Oh no we've seen this one before, Kid Canada's in a DANGEROUS position here
07:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) I agree with you John, but maybe he shouldn't have made the mistake of stepping into the ring... with the WAR MACHINE no less... the pretty boy should've just stuck with modelling!
07:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) the question now is whether or not he'd HAVE a modelling career after this match!
07:47 Kid_Canada: I hear your taunt as you get closer. I try to slide away, but you come after me, pulling me up only to smash your right first across my cheek. My head snapping to the side. Then your knee slams into my gut, ARGHHHHHHHHH spits flying, I cough and gasp, then I feel you wrapping my thighs as I double up. I am just trying to catch my breath as I feel myself being lifted on the turnbuckle. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH moaning, seeing stars still, tipping over a bit. Fuck, hurting everywhere. yt
07:49 Siberian_War_Machine: I WRAP my MASSIVE hand around your tiny neck... your neck feels about the same size of that of a CHICKEN in my hand... LIFTING you off the top turnbuckle by your head and keeping you suspended in the air, your bare feet dangling above the canvas before I CHOKESLAM you onto the ground with such force that the corner posts visibly SHAKE... yt
07:50 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) MAURO DID YOU FEEL THAT????
07:50 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Certainly felt that John, folks worldwide are gonna be reporting earthquakes REAL soon
07:52 Kid_Canada: UGHHHHHHHH my face twisting from the pain when I feel your massive hand wrapping around my neck. Your fingers digging in, and my face turns red as I struggle to breath. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH my feet dangling, kicking a bit, with my hands prying at your arm. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't breath.... UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH then, all of a sudden, the back of my head smashes into the canvas. Knocking me out upon impact as my entire body goes limp. My limps bouncing on the canvas. Body glistening as it twitches. yt
07:55 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Is.. is he?
07:55 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Nope you can still see some twitching.. he isn't getting out of this THAT easy...
07:57 Siberian_War_Machine: I slap your face lightly a few times... "SERIOUSLY... HE'S DONE ALREADY? NO WAY!" I growl, picking your limp body up with my arms around your waist LIFTING you up into a BRUTAL bearhug, your smaller chest PRESSED against my MASSIVE pecs trying to use the immense PAIN of the hold to SHOCK you back to life... yt
08:02 Kid_Canada: I am on my back as the announcer can see my barefoot twitching. My toes. Knowing that I am still alive. The only indication it seems, before you slap my face a few times. But there's no response. But when you lift me up, and when I start to feel a crushing pain against my waist, my eyes start to flutter as I feel your arms caving in against my ribs and back. My feet start kicking, and I start to scream from the pain, screaming through my lungs. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yt
08:04 Siberian_War_Machine: I laugh as I hear you SCREAMING from the pain of my bearhug nearly crushing your well defined but weaker body... "YOU ARE NOT A WRESTLER PRETTY BOY!" I roar as I SHAKE you around the ring to increase the pain some more. I FLEXX my massive biceps, digging my arms against your sides before I JUMP, the ring SHAKING from my jumping as I BUCK and JOLT you around... yt
08:08 Kid_Canada: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH your arms crushing hard against my muscle torso, I try to flex but it's doing do good, as you shake me around the ring. Sweat and spits flying everywhere. I feel like you're about to snap my body in half. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck, FUCK... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH rarely have I been manhandled like this before. My big muscle frame getting limp the more you shake me around. My arms and legs just flopping, my screams turning into whimpers. "no, no more...UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yt
08:11 Siberian_War_Machine: "No more! Yes more!" I shout as I laugh, before dropping you down to your feet keeping you standing as I wrap my arms around your torso, then FLIP you over me getting you in position for a BRUTAL Canadian backbreaker, stretching out your arms with your pecs and abs exposed for the crowd to see!... yt
08:11 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) and nothing more poetic than a Canadian getting caught in a Canadian backbreaker! right John?
08:12 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) 100% right Mauro, the Kid's just being MANHANDLED at this point!
08:15 Kid_Canada: I am still trying to catch my breath when you drop my body, carefully placing me on my feet. I stagger a bit, but you quickly catch me with your massive arms, and the next thing I know, I am being lifted up and my back's on his shoulder. I may look small compared to you, but my hard muscles are unmistakable. Not only do you have me screaming in a Canadian backbeaker, but my big Maple Leaf bulge is facing the ceiling, as my entire body is being put on display, my limbs flailing as I scream. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yt
08:18 Siberian_War_Machine: I ROAR as I JUMP again with so much force the ring continues to shake, PULLING you back in the brutal backbreaker... I decide to continue the pain and take you off my shoulder, LIFTING you over my head before DROPPING to one knee with your back SLAMMED on my leg... I BEND your back WAY past what should be humanly possible... smirking as I see your bulge... "ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS JOBBERBOY" I roar, one hand pushes down on your chin as my other hand CLAWS your balls and pushes down to bend your back some more... yt
08:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Oh and from ONE backbreaker to another! And somehow the Kid's back is still not yet broken!
08:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) I think the Kid's gonna tap at any moment now, but I don't think Siberian's going to LET him tap and escape this match that easily...
08:21 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Speaking of... what do you reckon the Kid's REAL name is... maybe a Kyle or a Jake?
08:21 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Actually John I think his real name is just JOBBER
08:23 Kid_Canada: You keep pulling down on my torso, crushing my back against your spine. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I scream in pain, my screams echoing through the entire arena, eyes tearing, fuck, the pain is too much, but then all of a sudden, you lift me over your head, and smash my my back against your outstretched knee, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Nearly broken in half, my body starts to give in as I lay limp across your knee. Moaning, can hardly move. But then you start bending me back more, UGHHHHHHHHHHHH wrapping me around your knee, the back of my head pushing towards my feet, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, "no more, I give, I GIVE!" I start tapping on your leg, as you claw my balls, making me scream again, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yt
08:24 Siberian_War_Machine: I hear you trying to give with the ref not far away I wrap my MASSIVE palm around your mouth... "YOU WHAT WEAKLING, REF CAN'T HEAR YOU?" I taunt as I PUSH down hard... I pull my hand off your balls and SLAM a fist into your abs. My other hand pulls your head back and I continue to pummel your abs over and over again hearing your muffled grunts and screams... yt
08:26 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) What's Siberian doing with his hand over KC's mouth?
08:26 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Oh my god... haha I think the Kid's trying to submit! But the mighty Russian isn't letting him!
08:27 Kid_Canada: My body stretching back hard, I try to say my submission again, wanting to end this before something is damaged permanently, but then all of a sudden, you wrap your massive palm across my mouth. HMMMMMMMMMMMM my eyes bulging out, I keep tapping, trying to tap on something, but this' when you start pounding at my abs. Fist after fist, caving my abs muscles as my feet bounce. My back stretching beyond limits, HMMMMMMMMMMMMM the pain keeping me from passing out from the pain. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yt
08:31 Siberian_War_Machine: Satisfied with my work I roll you off my leg DUMPING you on the canvas... I let you lie down whimpering for a moment as I FLEXXX my MASSIVE pecs showing off to the crowd... I grab a fistful of your hair and DRAG you to your feet before landing a DOUBLE PEC CLAW on your pecs... PUSHING you around the ring and using your pecs to guide you like a shopping cart... Grin as I hear you SQUEAL from the pain... yt
08:33 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Kid Canada's getting controlled by his PECS! I can't believe what I'm seeing!
08:34 Kid_Canada: I gasp in pain as I land at your feet. My hand reaching for my back, the other on my abs. Reeling and moaning from the intense pain I am feeling right now. UGHHHHHHHHHHH I can hear the crowd cheering, as I look up a bit and see you flexing for them. You look even more massive than your 7' frame somehow. UGHHHHHHHHHH I try to roll away, but you grab my hair and drag me to my feet again. UGHHHHHHHHHHH my feet are wobbly, and your fingers thrust deep into my pecs. Your hands are so massive that they cover most of my pecs, and I can feel them digging painfully into my pec muscles, into the nerves, as I scream and scream, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH staggering as you push me all around the ring. Sweat bouncing off my body, nearly tripping a few times, as my barefeet step on puddles of sweat. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH feeling your fingers digging deeper and deeper, making me squeal even louder. yt
08:38 Siberian_War_Machine: I laugh as you scream from the pain... "YES SCREAM FOR ME WESTERN JOBBER SCREAM!" I taunt as my fingers dig DEEP into your sweaty pec muscles... I PUSH you into the corner pressing you against the turnbuckles, my fingers touching your rib bones as I keep the pressure on... the turnbuckles BEND from the assault and you feel like I'm about to TEAR your pecs off before I FINALLY let go and leave you in the corner for a moment to catch your breath...yt
08:42 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) The Siberian's just REALLY enjoying his domination of this Canadian isn't he! I don't think I've seen the man this happy in AGES!!!
08:42 Kid_Canada: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH I am screaming through my lungs as you keep crushing my pecs. Digging deeper and deeper into my pecs, squeezing so hard I feel like they're gonna to pop. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't help it but to scream. Finally, you let up as we're near the buckle, I feel the tearing pain, ARGHHHHHHHHHHH and then my body slumps against the turnbuckle. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I land on my ass, legs splayed. Arms over the bottom ropes, my pecs deep red, raising up and down as sweat pours down those glistening muscles. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yt
08:45 Siberian_War_Machine: I look down on you while you're slumped against the bottom turnbuckles... your legs splayed wide open showing off your bulging maple leaf... my MASSIVE boot slams down on your crotch, the toes of my boot GRINDING into your lower abs as my heel SQUASHES your balls beneath them... hearing the sound of your screaming get higher and higher as I CRUSH your balls... yt
08:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) John is this part of the Russian sterilization programme?
08:46 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) I don't know if it is but I doubt Kid Canada's gonna be walking out of this one with the same testosterone level as he walked into it!
08:47 Kid_Canada: I am just trying to catch my breath, heaving heavily, unaware that you've already set your next target. The pain is shocking as your boot comes down hard into my crotch. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I scream out loud, my eyes bulging, spits flying. I feel the crushing pressure, not only on my balls and cock, but also on my abs. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I grab your boot and try pushing against it. My feet sliding, in a world of pain. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH sweating hard, screaming loud. yt
08:49 Siberian_War_Machine: I see your tiny hands trying to relieve some of the pressure... so I take my boot off and watch as you try to breath... then SLAM my boot down again hitting both your abs and your balls... OVER and OVER again trying to beat your balls... "LOOK AT YOU... YOU ARE CLEARLY ENJOYING PAIN... NO?" I shout as I continue the brutal pummelling in the corner... yt
08:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) At this point, it looks like Siberian's just trying to neuter the poor kid...
08:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Kinda thing you do to a newly acquired pet isn't it?
08:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Mauro, how terrible, that's animal abuse! This is just comeuppance!
08:52 Kid_Canada: Trying to catch my breath, sweat pouring down as I look up for a second as you take your boot off, but you slam that boot down against my balls and abs again. ARGHHHHHHHH and again, ARGHHHHHHHH, again, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH my screams filling the room, as I feel like you're crushing my balls in. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH tearing up as I am forced to take stomp after stomp. yt
08:56 Siberian_War_Machine: I grab your ankles and pull you out of the corner... dragging your limp body towards the center of the ring leaving a trail of sweat and tears behind... before I grab both your legs, and standing at your head pull them back, securing your arms too and getting you in a VICIOUS leg-spreading SPLADLE... your white-and-red ass EXPOSED to the crowd... yt
08:59 Kid_Canada: You pulling my barefeet, dragging me from the corner. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH I am completely soaked in sweat, and my body leaving a trail behind, along with the puddles left all over earlier. I look up as you tower over me, my arms behind your boot, when you start spreading my legs apart. My muscle hairy legs spreading wide, spreading painfully as I start screaming in pain again, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH my ass being stretched, my legs being stretched as I am once more put on display for the local crowd. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yt
09:00 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) ... I don't think that's what they USUALLY mean by showing off the flag!
09:02 Siberian_War_Machine: I laugh as I listen to your pained screams... SLAPPING your ass a few times just to really humiliate you some more... I grab a fistful of your ass cheeks, pinching them as I laugh... before planting my hand over your mouth again... "DO YOU SUBMIT SMALL WEAKLING?" I shout... "DO YOU SUBMIT???"... yt
09:04 Kid_Canada: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my voice getting coarse as I continue screaming, feeling like you're about to break my legs like a twig, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH my thick powerful legs being stretched beyond limits, and to make things worse, you start slapping my ass, turning those cheeks red, and pinching them, ARGHHHHHHHHHHH I scream but you shut me up, covering my mouth. I keep trying to say I give, I GIVE... but all being muffled by your massive hand, but I continue to try and submit anyway. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM yt
09:07 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) this is bad... when I saw this match on the card for tonight I already felt a chill going through my spine... but watching this match just brings a whole NEW meaning to domination!
09:07 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) It may be John, but remember this Kid thought he had the balls to go head first against the Imperium... which is fine if you're an innate talent like Darren Kearney but I assure you 90% of men would fail that task... Don't weep for the stupid
09:10 Siberian_War_Machine: I YANK your legs in the spladle one last time before letting go of you... I plant one foot on your chest, pressing your shoulders against the canvas... but just as the ref gets down to start the pin count I take my boot off and kick you HARD in the side... before jamming one hand on your butt... the other behind your shoulder and LIFTING you up... walking around before CHARGING and SLAMMING you outside of the ring onto the concrete floor... yt
09:14 Kid_Canada: FUCK! You keep yanking my legs, nearly breaking something, before you finally let go. My legs landing on the mat in a sweaty THUD. and your foot presses down against my heaving chest, UGHHHHHHHHHHHH nearly drilling a hole down into the canvas as I feel your weight bearing down. The ref comes in. Could this be it? Mercifully counting me out, but then I feel you kicking me hard on my ribs. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH I scream out, and feel you easily lifting me over your head. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my muscular frame on display, for all to see, limbs dangling, then I get tossed out, over the ropes, and I land hard just in front of the announcer's table, in a THUD. My eyes rolling back. My muscles twitching. Parts of my hard muscles look caved in a bit, and my legs landing awkwardly. The Russian knocking me out cold once more. yt.
09:15 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) OH MAURO DID YOU SEE THAT!
09:15 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) SHIT!... sure did John... that gave me quite a scare too!
09:22 Siberian_War_Machine: I step over the ropes and jump down ringside... the sounds of my boots slamming against the concrete echoing through the arena... the crowd goes silent as they watch me approach your limp, unconscious body... I beckon for my thugs who approach as I lift you up by your hair... I toss you at two of my thugs who hold you up by the arms... slapping your face a few times before SLAMMING a BRUTAL uppercut into your navel... yt
09:24 Kid_Canada: I get knocked out for a second time. Unaware of what's going on, before I feel someone holding me up by my arms. UGHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes fluttering, I try to remember what the hell just happened, before I feel your fist landing hard into my gut. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I scream in pain, doubling up, coughing and gasping but those two men are holding me up. yt
09:25 Diego_S (SPECTATOR): Damn
09:26 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Oh man... this is just devolving into a brutal gang beatdown...
09:26 tmack (SPECTATOR): Poor Kid Canada
09:26 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) That's right John... and another reminder to the IPW roster why you *DONT* mess with the Imperium...
09:26 Diego_S (SPECTATOR): ^
09:27 Siberian_War_Machine: I push you back with my thugs pulling you by the arms until your back is against the metal ringpost, your chest outstretched by the two men as I SLAM another fist into your navel... and ANOTHER and another beating your already bruised 6-pack over and over again... yt
09:29 Kid_Canada: I get dragged back towards the ring. To one of the corners, as I am coughing and gasping for air still. UGHHHHHHHHH then, my arms get stretched to the side. These guys holding me tight. Damn, they're strong, I try breaking out, but can't get them to move their grip. Suddenly, your fist comes hard into my navel. ARGHHHHHHHHHH I Scream, spits landing on your chest, as you punch hard on my abs again, and again. My screams bouncing off the walls of this arena as I feel my abs are on fire, you're punching them in, one fist after another! yt
09:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) at this point, Siberian's just playing with Kid Canada...
09:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) John I think we passed that point a LONG time ago...
09:33 Siberian_War_Machine: I ROAR as I continue slamming fists into your gut, spit flying out of your mouth pissing me off more... "You DISGUSTING little pig" I growl before I SLAM another hard fist into your gut, over and over again... Using you like a fleshy punching bag... yt
09:35 Kid_Canada: I try to flex at first, trying to protect my abs with those muscles, but they just keep coming, and coming. Spits and sweat continues to land on your chest and abs. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH... ARGHHHHHHHHH screams turning into whimpers as you turn my abs into jelly in real time. Your two henchmen holding me up, as my body starts to collapse. Head lolling. yt
09:38 Siberian_War_Machine: Extreme laser-like focus aiming directly at your proud 6-pack abs... fist after fist slamming into your gut as I feel those muscles turn into a warm mush from my assault... I barely stop for air as I continue pounding, hook after jab after uppercut beating your soft gut... yt
09:39 Kid_Canada: This may have been bad enough if these punches come from someone my size, but with this Russian giant, it feels like you're getting to my internal organs with each and every punch. UGHHHHHHHHHHH losing my voice fro all the screaming, and you feel, with every punch, my abs just gets mushier and mushier, my abs completely destroyed by the pounding... yt
09:41 Siberian_War_Machine: I land one final massive uppercut with enough force that my men let go and fall to the sides, the sound of the blow echoing through the entire arena and lifting you off your feet... the only thing keeping you from dropping is my fist sinking into your folded gut... yt
09:41 Diego_S (SPECTATOR): Oof
09:43 Kid_Canada: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH your final punching making me scream again. Hurting so much, that my body begins to collapse forward. those guys no longer holding me as my big muscle body drapes over your fist, looking ever so small compared to your massive frame. Hands dangling to the side, dripping sweat. Drooling from the corner of my lips. Looking seemingly out of it, kind of a miracle that I have not yet passed out from the intense ab punches. yt
09:44 Siberian_War_Machine: I LIFT you up with my fist in your gut until your chin is resting on my shoulder... before repositioning you for an elevated triangle choke and CRUSHING your back with my fists, squeezing the air out of your lungs and keeping you from getting any more oxygen in to replace the air you're losing... yt
09:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and I think we're reaching the end of the match here...
09:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Thank GOD that loud squealing from the Kid was starting to get on my nerves...
09:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) From the sounds of the crowd it seems like you're alone in that evaluation Mauro...
09:48 Kid_Canada: UGHHHHHHHHHHH I feel the intense pain on my gut. It's not letting up at all, as your fist goes deep trying to lift me off my feet until my bearded chin is resting on your shoulder UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH then, your arms wrap around my head, you putting me in an elevated triangle choke. UGHHHHHHHHHHH my legs flailing, my face turning red as I am struggling for air. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sweat bouncing off my body as I struggle weakly. Starting to fade. yt
09:49 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) all that squealing... sounds like a pig in a slaughterhouse
09:49 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) I think the Kid totally walked into a slaughter here...
09:49 Siberian_War_Machine: With the hold locked on I jerk you around... waiting and feeling until your body gets more and more limp from the lack of air going into your lungs... yt
09:50 Kid_Canada: I get jerked around. Sweat keeps splashing off my body. My muscles slowly go limp. And everything goes black as I have trouble getting any air into my lungs. Before I even know what happened, I am all but out cold. yt
09:50 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and that's the THIRD KO of the match here!
09:51 Siberian_War_Machine: Seeing you finally go limp I hoist you over my shoulders and carry you out of the ring...
09:51 Siberian_War_Machine: yt
09:52 Kid_Canada: You smoothly lift me up and over your shoulders. My arms and legs hanging, flopping. So is my head. Getting KOed again, losing tracking of how many times I have passed out. Now draping across your shoulder like some lightweaight. yt
09:53 Siberian_War_Machine: I walk past the ring ramp and carry your unconscious body into the back as my prize...
09:53 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Wait he can't do that can he?
09:54 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) No rules that say he can't John...
09:54 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Well that was QUITE the ending to what must've been the squash match of the CENTURY
09:54 IPW_Upper_Management: (Mauro) Definitely is John, hopefully Kid Canada will still be around... since he's got a handicap match scheduled against the Pact of Steel next!
09:56 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Well you've seen it here folks at IPW, thanks to all our fans at home for tuning in... I'm your host John McCall, with Mauro Ruiz at the St. Petersburg Red Square Arena... and to all a good night!
09:56 IPW_Upper_Management: End

Published: 2021-01-17, viewed 47 times.