International Pro Wrestling

02:34 IPW_Upper_Management: (Voice of IPW Announcer John McCall): LAAAADDIIIEEEEEEEEEESSS AND GENTLEMEN... ARE YOU READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMMMBLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
02:35 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Welcome to Intergarble Prawn Reality TV! I'm your host for tonight John McCall...
02:35 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): [oh shit sorry]
02:36 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): I mean Welcome to International Pro Wrestling! [Please don't ask about my side gigs...]
02:37 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Anyways, I'm your host for tonight John McCall joined here in Geneva, Switzerland with my co-hosts Corey Nakamura and Vanessa Leone!
02:37 IPW_Upper_Management: (Voice of IPW Announcer Corey Nakamura): ... sure whatever John, anyways we got a big match here tonight with a championship title on the line...
02:39 IPW_Upper_Management: (Voice of IPW Announcer Vanessa Leone): Yes we do Corey, tonight we have @Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator defending his IPW World Championship against the German Machine... VICTOR RUHL!
02:41 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Thaaaaaat's right folks! Anyways let's get this match STARTED! Introducing first... from Aswan, Egypt... standing at 6'1" and weighing 190 lbs... he is the International PRO Wrestling World Champion... AHMED... THE EGYPTIAN DOMINATOR!!!!!!!!!
02:42 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): take a seat in the second row
02:42 Terry_Jacobs (SPECTATOR): Takes a seat with popcorn bought from concession
02:43 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My first big title defense after taking down that Canadian jobber boy. This one's against one of the toughest Imperium wrestlers there is...Victor Ruhl. I've seen that big German stud make men beg for mercy without even breaking a sweat. He has this cocky smile as he watches them slap the mat for mercy. But what he doesn't have is this championship belt...and he's not gonna get it either! I am the Egyptian Dominator, and NO ONE'S gonna take my IPW World Championship belt away from me!!! I walk out into the arena to sound of cheering fans. Flexing my tanned muscles as I make my way into the ring, waiting for my opponent...
02:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and being from a town like Aswan you could say Ahmed doesn't give a DAM about his opponent...
02:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): JOHN! Get OUT of here with that joke
02:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Corey you just wish you had my sense of humor and dashing good looks
02:46 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and introducing his opponent... representing the Imperium... from Munich, Germany... standing at 6'2" and weighing 225 lbs.. he is the PINNACLE OF GERMAN ENGINEERING... VICTOR RUUUHHHLLL!!!!!
02:50 Victor_Ruhl: The lights go dark as "Fuhr Mich" by Rammstein starts blasting through the arena... lights switch back on as two spotlights cross on the stage where I'm standing... wearing black trunks with metallic stripes down the sides and a golden eagle on the back... black boots and kneepads with black gloves as I strut down the ramp, single-minded focus on my opponent standing in the ring... stepping through the ropes and pointing at you with one arm... "I'm going to make you BEG"...
02:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Victor totally RULES the ring with his dominant attitude!
02:51 Butch_McMann (SPECTATOR): Did I arrive just in time to see Victor kick Ahmed's ass?
02:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): John one more joke like that and we are BOTH going to file a complaint with human resources...
02:52 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): Victor making a statement with his entry to the ring
02:53 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I see my massive German opponent walking through the arena, he's even bigger than I remember him being! Seeing his cocky grin as he fills up those black trunks well. Damn, he's a whole 35 pounds on me. Grrrr...well the bigger they are, they harder they TAP. I see his cocky taunt and I reply "I'm gonna dominate you harder than the Russians did." I say smirking at my powerhouse of an opponent. Flexing my tanned muscles upward in a double bicep pose, trying to size myself up before the bell rings.
02:55 Victor_Ruhl: Rolling one shoulder as I watch you try to size up with me and making your stupid little joke... "I'm going to break you in HALF you scrawny little bitch" I growl before stepping into my corner... ref patting me down before the bell rings and I start to circle you...
02:56 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Suffice to say, the Champ's going to be fighting an uphill battle here!
02:56 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Uphill? Yes, but we've seen this man conquer MOUNTAINS before...
02:58 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The ref comes to my corner and pats me down too, takes the IPW World Champion belt, I make sure to give it a kiss before he takes it away. I see my big German opponent starting to circle me and I hop out of my corner and start to circle him too...locking eyes with the big pale tank of a man...DING DING DING...the bell rings and I rush in to lock up with you! Pressing against you with everything I've got!
02:58 Butch_McMann (SPECTATOR): Kiss that belt goodbye, Ahmed.
02:59 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): Come on CHAMP , show him what you are made of !!!!
03:00 The_Pain_Angel (SPECTATOR): Hell yea! What a match!!!
03:01 Victor_Ruhl: Grrrrrr I growl at you as you LUNGE at me, pressing your smaller, tanned body up against mine... hands locked on each other's shoulders as I PLANT my boots on the canvas to keep you from pushing me back... taking advantage of my larger size I suddenly WRAP both arms around your head and shove you down in a side headlock... your face pressed up against my pale pec...
03:03 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Pushing against the big German as hard as I can...gritting my teeth and trying to use my legs, but he just won't budge! I feel your arms suddenly WRAP around my head as you crush me in a side headlock...my face getting pressed against your meaty pecs...I raise my arm up and ELBOW you hard in the gut a few times...BAM BAM BAM..
03:04 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): CHAMP fighting his way out of the side headlock
03:09 Victor_Ruhl: "Grrrr" I grunt a few times as you SLAM your fists into my gut... keeping my arms locked tight around your head as you struggle and thrash trying to escape... "just... stop struggling" I growl as I let go of the hold... grabbing you by the ears and then DROPPING you down with a sit-out facebuster, SLAMMING your face into the canvas...
03:09 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): DAMN
03:10 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): OUCH! and Ahmed's going to need to book an appointment with his plastic surgeon after THAT move...
03:11 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: It almost feels like I'm making some headway...taking the big German down a peg...all I need to do is weaken him a bit...but then you grab my ears and I feel you jump up! Your legs coming wide apart as my face HURDLES towards the mat!! It bounces off and I'm left on my back, clutching my face in pain...looking up at the lights...I try to roll away from the big German machine...
03:11 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP
03:13 Victor_Ruhl: Getting back to my feet as you try to roll away from me... chasing after you as I reach out and grab you by the back of your trunks... pulling you back towards me as I grab a fistful of your long, black hair with my other hand... then YANKING back with both arms and SLAMMING you down, chest and face-first into the canvas...
03:14 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and the machine is just warming up that engine of his!
03:14 Fabrice26 (SPECTATOR): Champ in serious trouble
03:14 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Ahmed needs to find a way to shift himself back into gear or he's going to find himself FLATTENED
03:15 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: As I try to get away to the ropes and recuperate a bit...I feel the back of my trunks getting tugged on...you GRAB my long hair and my neck SNAPS back...as you yank me up, I get suspended in the air for just a second before getting SLAMMED down...more damage to my gorgeous face! Rubbing it for just a second before I twist onto my back and start KICKING up into your German washboard abs...BAM BAM BAM...
03:17 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): Think the champ may have shifted into first gear
03:17 Victor_Ruhl: I grin to myself as I watch your face bounce against the canvas like a ball... slowly approaching you as you roll around on the canvas... your boot SHOOTS out faster than I can react and SLAMS into my gut... "OOF!" I grunt, staggering back a step as my bigger body folds over, clutching my gut...
03:17 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and a shot RIGHT to his opponent's stomach giving Ahmed some much needed breathing room...
03:18 DaFoxyOne (SPECTATOR): *munches popcorn watching...occassionally throwing a popped kernal at John or Corey*
03:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Ow! What the hell?
03:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Corey I think that means she likes you!
03:19 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I finally make the big man back off for a bit, no time to waste now as I hop up onto my feet and run towards you...I hop up onto your big frame and wrap my arm around the back of your neck! In one swift motion I take the big German stud down with a FLYING DDT!!! Smiling as I watch his gorgeous German face bounce off of the mat..
03:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Ahmed trying to get back in this match... but will he be successful?
03:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): we'll find out RIGHT after this commercial break!
03:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (Commercial): This programming brought to you by... Cyberdyne Corporation... Cyberdyne: Oh god its alive please stop it!
03:21 The_Pain_Angel (SPECTATOR): Damn hot action tonight!
03:22 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer (SPECTATOR): IPW always has hot action ;)
03:22 fury2014 (SPECTATOR): I see
03:34 Damian_Slater (SPECTATOR): that sucks
04:15 IPW_Upper_Management: This programming brought to you by: BNW!... BNW: Our cars have no built-in signals
04:15 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): aaaand we're back from our commercial break folks!
04:18 Victor_Ruhl: Stand up straight and looking back up just in time to see you FLYING at me... you come at me with the SPEED of a bullet train, wrapping your muscular tanned arms around my head then DROPPING me face first-against the canvas with a BRUTAL flying DDT! "AAAAARRRGGHHHH" I grunt as my head BOUNCES off the canvas, dropping onto my back laid out...
04:19 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I hop back up and FLEX my mighty Egyptian muscles for the crowd! Fist pumping the air as I've finally managed to take the German stud down a peg. Now's the perfect time to tire you out some more. As I see you down on the mat, I wrap my thick, hairy Egyptian thighs around your neck and CLAMMPPP them down hard!! Squeezing the life out of you as my nuts rest on your chin!
04:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and now Victor finding himself the victim of a BRUTAL scissor...
04:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): The Germans have quite a lot of experience with THAT
04:22 Victor_Ruhl: "Hhhnnnrrrrgggg" I groan as your hairy legs suddenly wrap around my head... "Uuuughhhhh" squeezing my skull between them like you're trying to crush a grape... I SMASH my fist against your thigh to try and force you to break the hold... and AGAIN... and AGAIN... desperately throwing fist after fist against your leg...
04:24 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hearing the big German gasp for air brings a smile to my face...if I can defeat this big Imperium stud...maybe I can take them ALL down! I feel you smashing my legs but I won't give it up just yet...I swallow the pain and WRENCHHH my legs tighter..."you like the feeling of my ALL-EGYPTIAN balls on your chin? You wanna taste of my wienerschnitzel don't you, jobber?" I say to you..
04:26 Victor_Ruhl: Grrrrrrr... face getting red from both pain and anger as you taunt me and call me a fucking jobber... I start shifting and managing to pull up to my knees... you're desperately trying to keep the scissor locked on as I PLANT one boot on the canvas... then another... managing to use my strength to FORCE myself onto my feet... hands grabbing you by your neck as I LIFT you up and SLAM you back down on the canvas...
04:28 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I see you starting to get red-faced after my insults...hopefully from lack of oxygen...but as you start to get up to your knees all I can do is SQUEEZE my legs tighter around your neck! This guy really IS a machine! You stand up and LIFT me...before SLAMMMINNGG my back down onto the canvas...my body spread-eagled down as I stare up at the lights..
04:28 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Victor's strength is coming into play here!
04:29 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): John, they don't call him the PINNACLE of German Engineering for nothing...
04:31 Victor_Ruhl: Grrr... hands on my knees to catch my breath as you lay on your back... dazed and groaning from the pain... "the only jobber I see here is YOU..." I growl as I grab BOTH your ankles and lift them up... planting them on my shoulders as I grab you by the back of your head and LIFT you up... your balls against my face as I walk around the ring with you before SLAMMING you into the canvas with a BRUTAL powerbomb... staying on top of you for a schoolboy pin as the ref starts his count...
04:31 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): OUCH... As if Humpty Dumpty sat on a Berlin Wall!
04:33 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The big German taunting me as he has me right where he wants me...damn...grabbing me up by my ankles and hoisting me up for the whole crowd to see. The look of shock and horror on my face as the massive 225-pounder has my hoisted up...my Egyptian flag ass about to strike the mat as you POWERBOMMMBBB me hard into it! Then you slide your mighty, packed black speedo onto my face and roll me up for the pin...the ref counts...ONE...T---but I kick out and throw you off of me!
04:34 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and the Champ showing some perseverance here tonight...
04:35 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): sure he is John but we'll have to see if he can outlast the challenger
04:36 Victor_Ruhl: You manage to KICK out of the hold with my bulge still against your face... in perfect position for me to lock YOU in a headscissor with my MASSIVE, pale thighs... positioning my body so my thighs are against your head... your face near the edge of my ass as I plant both hands on the canvas and SQuEEZE your skull...
04:37 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Now Victor returning the favor with a scissor of his OWN!
04:38 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I kick out but I can't send the big German far...as I try to break free, I get myself just in the right position for YOU to lock your massive white thighs against my head...getting my humiliating just desserts as you SQUEEZE the shit out of my head...feeling your ass and balls crushing the life out of me...kicking my legs helplessly...trying to break free from the mighty German's clutch!
04:40 Victor_Ruhl: Grrrrr grunting as I SQUEEZE your head with all the power in my thighs... veins bulging from the hold as you feel like your skull is about to be CRUSHED in my brutal scissor... "if you tap I won't CRACK you open like an egg..." I growl...
04:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and if Ahmed can't get out of this one I'm afraid we're going to be looking at a brain omelette!
04:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): fortunately for Ahmed, Ancient Egyptians didn't believe you NEEDED a brain for burial!
04:45 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The massive German crushing my head...feels like it's gonna BURST open...fuck I can't take this for much longer! I peer up with my eyes and see the jumbotron screen...my face completely smothered in his ass and flag...the crowd laughing at my humiliation...well, I've got nothing to lose! I raise up my arms and stick up my big thumb...before I JAMMMM it hard into the German's ass!!! "I call this one...the OIL CHECK!"
04:46 Fabrice26 (SPECTATOR): wonder if the hood will pop
04:47 Victor_Ruhl: I grin to myself hearing the sounds of you screaming as your head is almost CRUSHED by my powerful thighs... FLEXING my legs giving it a good squeeze as you struggle for a breath... suddenly I feel your fingers reaching into my ass and one HUGE thumb SHOVING itself into my behind... "AAAHH!" I shout, more in shock than pain getting up off you, both hands clutching my ass... as my face gets even redder... "YOU... YOU... WILL PAY FOR THAT!"...
04:47 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and an unconventional escape for Ahmed from that scissor...
04:48 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): John that's just what a little bit of CREATIVITY looks like!
04:49 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The crowd looking in shock and disbelief...some of them still laughing though..."HEY...whatever works works, am I right?" I say as I see the German's face in total shock, I flash a wink at him knowing he's never been dominated like THAT in the ring before. Then seeing your hands still covering your ass like a frat boy at a gay bar I RUSH in going for a HUGE CLOTHESLINE to your face!!
04:51 Victor_Ruhl: My face is still wide-eyed in shock as I back away from you... feeling the ropes against my back as I'm still rubbing and clenching my ass as you CHARGE at me SLAMMING your arm into my face with a BRUTAL clothesline that sends me CRASHING down ringside into the concrete floor...
04:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and a BRUTAL clothesline sends Victor FLYING like the Luftwaffe!
04:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): except his landing wasn't NEARLY as smooth...
04:54 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I step through the ropes, basking in my glory as I sprawl my arms out wide, then FLEXXX them up for my adoring IPW fans! Not wanting to take any chances against this big German machine, I step out of the ring rather than diving out onto him...I grab you up by your thick dirty blonde hair...then SLAMMM your face into the announcer's desk!!
04:55 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): and John this action's just getting a BIT too close for me!
04:55 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Say what you want Corey I LOVE being so close to the heat of battle!
04:55 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Vanessa you just like HOT things!
04:56 Victor_Ruhl: "Uuughhh" grunting as I try to get my bearings after the brutal clothesline sent me into the concrete... my back throbbing from the pain of a bad landing as I writhe on the ground... hoping you'd take the chance with a dive but NOPE, you gingerly hop off the ring like a child on his playground as you GRAB a fistful of my hair and DRAG me to my feet... still dazed as you SLAM my face RIGHT into the announcer's desk... "AAARGH!"
05:04 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: After I SLAM my big German adversary into the announcer table, and see that one commentator lady giving me some lovey-dovey eyes, I grab him up by the hair again and this time go for a FIERCE Irish whip! Sending him right towards the barricade!! After I send my German opponent off running and watch him slam his back into the barricade...I RUN towards him going for a HUGE SPEAR!!!
05:04 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and the situation is NOT looking good for Victor now! Looks like the Tank is having maintenance issues!
05:06 Victor_Ruhl: "Uunnnghhhh" groaning as you grab a fistful of my hair again and WHIP me against the barricade... "AAAARRGGGHHH" howling in pain as my back SLAMS into the metal bars... arms leaning against them for support as I watch you take a few steps back... and then CHARGING at me with your spear... waiting until the last moment before DODGING and watching you SLAM into the metal barricade as you both drop in a mangled mess of meat and metal...
05:07 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Just as I think I have the German stud RIGHT where I want him...I underestimate his speed and his skill! I had my eyes on him the WHOLE TIME...but he DIVES out of the way just as I'm about to crush him...my body colliding hard with the metal barricade and I take it down...almost crushing a fan too...staring down into the floor, my ass up in the air!
05:09 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): AND THE BARRICADES CRACK OPEN WITH THAT SPEAR!
05:09 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Yeah but Ahmed's target is nowhere within his SIGHTS!
05:09 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): He might need to get his eyes checked after this battle...
05:10 Victor_Ruhl: I give a wide grin as I see you drop down hard on the floor... fans literally leaping out of their seats to get out of the way... I grab a now-emptied chair and fold it before SPANKING you in the ass with the steel chair a few times before dropping it... grabbing hold of your waist before wrapping my arms around your torso and TOSSING you back in a BRUTAL German suplex...
05:12 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I feel you getting up close and personal behind me...not sure what you're doing until....OHHHHH...FUCKKKK....SMACKKKKK...your steel chair DOMINATES my ass as my mouth gapes wide open...hearing the crowd laughing...before I feel your arms wrapping around my waist! You LAUNCHHH me up in a brutal German suplex, my arms and legs flailing as I scream mid-air...my back and neck slamming against the concrete floor...
05:13 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Victor just spanking Ahmed like he's a little boy!
05:13 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): That's just the German schooling system for you...
05:17 Victor_Ruhl: MY arms still wrapped around your waist as I roll us both over and stand up straight... your back over my shoulder as I walk towards the ropes and roll you under the ropes as I follow you... grabbing your ankles again and planting them on my shoulders and LIFTING you for another powerbomb... walking towards the ropes and DROPPING you over the top rope... using the ropes to BOUNCE your body back and DROP you down in a BRUTAL facebreaker finisher...
05:17 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): AND VICTOR LANDS HIS FINISHER... THE MASS. DESTRUCTIONNN!!!!
05:21 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The mighty German rolls me back into the ring after that devastating German suplex...still dazed after that brutal display...this guy really IS a machine. Thinking I have some time to catch my breath, but I don't as you grab my ankles and LIFFTT me up in a powerbomb position...flailing my arms, trying to knock you off balance, but it's no use...you BOUNCE me off the ropes then SLAMMMM my face into the canvas...my body jerking up as I heave on the mat...staring up at the lights...
05:23 Victor_Ruhl: Smiling as I see you laid out on the canvas... your body heaving from the pain... I FLEXXX my arms and pecs ROARING at the crowd... grabbing you by one wrist as I roll you onto your stomach... pulling your arm around your neck in a choke as my other arm reaches between your legs and LIFTS you up and over me... DROPPING you on my back in a BRUTAL torture rack... one hand on your wrist CHOKING you with your own arm...
05:24 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): AND A BRUTAL TORTURE RACK TO AHMED... WILL HE SUBMIT???
05:28 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing the big man flex as he roars at the crowd...how did I ever think I could take this massive beast alone? I feel you PULLING me up with my arm wrapped around my own neck as you HOIST me up in a brutal TORTURE rack...feeling your chiseled German clavicle bones digging into my back...fuckkkk....AHHHHHHHHHHH...screaming out in pain...
05:29 Victor_Ruhl: Grrrrrr spinning around the ring with your tanned muscles draped over my shoulders... "DO YOU SURRENDER PUNK?" I roar loud enough for half the arena to hear... YANKING on your wrist before JUMPING up and down to MAXIMIZE your pain...
05:31 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Watching backstage on the big screen...NO...Victor just locked Ahmed in his signature torture rack...there's no way my wimpy Egyptian partner can last long enough in that hold! And there's NO WAY we're losing that belt!! I jump out of my chair and I rush in towards the ring! Seeing my partner getting bounced up and down...but the ref warning me I can't interfere...I turn him away from the action, facing me!
05:31 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): WHAT'S THIS? IS ALEXI GETTING IN ON THE ACTION?
05:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): And we're going to see some MORE chaos tonight at IPW aren't we?
05:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Corey, chaos IS the IPW, all our superstars know that when they sign up!
05:33 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The MIGHTY German stud BENDING HARD...TWISTING my body in half...as he JUMPS up and down it rattles my brain...seeing the world shaking as I see stars...just as I see Alexi come into the ring!! Hoping I can fight it off...but the pain is so brutal...I weakly call my partner's name..."Alexi...ALEXI..." but as the German SQUEEZES my nuts...I scream out my submission..."I GIVE!!!! I GIVVEEE!!! I SURRENDER...GERMAN MASTER!!!" as I flail my free arm around!
05:35 Victor_Ruhl: I grin as I hear the puny brown stud scream his submission like a little bitch, turning around to see the ref getting distracted by the twinky Russian blondie... I STOMP my way towards the ref so he can hear you, each stomp sending another shock across your torso...
05:35 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): I think Ahmed' just submitted! But the ref is too distracted to hear it!
05:36 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Seeing my partner tapping out like a little bitch...his back getting completely crushed as the German twists Ahmed's back like a pretzel! Ouch! As he stomps over to me...the ref starts trying to turn away...I CAN'T let him see the submission...we NEED this belt...grrrr...Ahmed you owe me one after this!! I grab the back of the ref's head...and start KISSING him passionately!
05:39 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): *rubbing my eyes* John uh...
05:39 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Yes Corey we are all seeing this!
05:39 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): It seems in one last ditch attempt to keep the ref's attention on him, Alexi is just FRENCHING the Ref!
05:39 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Now that's what they call "From Russia WITH LOVE"
05:39 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: As the big German stud STOMPPSSS me down...with each step...a JOLT of pain going straight to my back...I SCREAMMM my submission out louder and louder..."I SURRENDER...I GIVE...I SUBMIT...THE BELT IS YOURS...PLEASE DON'T BREAK MY BACK...GERMAN MACHINE, SIR...OR MY BALLS!!!" I scream out as I notice the ref completely distracted by Alexi...
05:42 Victor_Ruhl: My face widens in shock as I watch the Russian blondie suddenly lock lips with the ref... my hold even loosening as I stop a foot away from where the two men are engaged in a lip-locking tongue-wrestling showdown, eyes glaring at each other with all the intensity of two lions caught in a staring contest...
05:44 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: As the big German appears behind me...I make sure the ref closes his eyes by giving him some tongue...and slipping my hand down near his groin...which I learned to do with WOMEN of course! Grrrrr....just as the big German gets behind me...I MULEKICK my leg back and SLAMMMM him right in his manhood! Waiting to hear two big THUDS behind me...
05:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): OUCH and a BRUTAL kick RIGHT to the weiner!
05:45 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I see Alexi MULEKICK the big German stud...I feel his grip wavering...as he starts to weaken...
05:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): John I'm fairly certain that's how the USSR won WWII!
05:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Now THAT's a Vistula-Oder offensive if I've ever seen one!
05:46 tmack: Come on Ref pay attention to the match....DAMN it!
05:48 Victor_Ruhl: My eyes widen and my jaw drops open... no sound coming out initially as I drop Ahmed like a piece of meat... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH" screaming from the pain as a BRUTAL mule kick takes me by surprise and SLAMS into my heavyweight balls... clutching my nads as I drop on my knees... eyes and mouth open from the shock...
05:51 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Knowing I'm about to go down too as I feel Victor's arms shaking, I make sure to land on my feet! Seeing the big German on his knees, I smile and give a wink to Alexi. I grab the big German with a Full Nelson and wrap my foot around one of your legs...before I JUMMPP up and trip you down...your chest and face SLAMMING down hard into the canvas...
05:53 Victor_Ruhl: Still clutching my balls after a brutal kick from the Russian I feel your arms catch me in a full nelson... then SLAMMING my face down hard in the canvas "AAARGH" I groan as my head bounces off the canvas... rolling onto my back with my chest heaving and still clutching my balls with one hand...
05:53 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Situation right here is NOT looking good for the Tank...
05:54 tmack (SPECTATOR): Ref going need a shot
05:54 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I see Ahmed now fully in control of the match again...I release the ref from my kiss and smile at him, he looks at me...all doe-eyed...until I scream at him..."GO, COME ON, YOU HAVE MATCH TO RUN! PAY ATTENTION!" as he rushes over to the men fighting...
05:56 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing the big German machine on his back clutching his nuts really does bring a smile to my face...but I know he won't be like that for long so I have to act quick...I grab you by your dirty blonde hair and your black golden eagle speedos and hoist you up to your feet...before I wrap around and grab you with a rear waistlock...then I HOISTTTT the "big German machine" up and SLAMMMM you down with a GERMAN SUPLEX of my own!
05:57 Taylor_Wolfs_Kai (SPECTATOR): Come on Ahmed cries of support from the back of the stands
05:57 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and a BRUTAL German suplex giving Victor a taste of his own medicine!
05:57 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): I think that would totally affect his performance...
05:58 tmack (SPECTATOR): DAMN IT!
05:58 Victor_Ruhl: "Hhhhrrrnnngggg" groaning from the pain with one hand rubbing my sore nuts... you manage to hoist my 225 lbs body back to my feet... dazed and staggering as your arms wrap around my torso and NAIL my head and back into the canvas with a BRUTAL German suplex... "AAAAARGGGHHH" I scream from the pain... arms flailing limply over my head...
05:58 tmack (SPECTATOR): Come on Victor
06:01 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing the once mighty German's arms flailing around helplessly...I look down at you and say "Long live Imperium, right Victor?" Smirking at you as I hoist you up again...this time putting your head between my legs...TIGHTLY locking it in as I bring you over to the corner and start CLIMBING up the ropes...I HOIST you upside down as we're at the top...then JUMMPPP OFF going for a HUGE flying tombstone piledriver!!!! As your head SMASHES into the ring...I stand up and start gyrating my hips..."OHHH YEAH...EGYPT JUST CONQUERED GERMAN FOR GOOD!" I scream...
06:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): PHAROAH'S TOMBSTONE! IT'S THE PHAROAH'S TOMBSTONE
06:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): and I think Victor can be BURIED after this match!
06:03 tmack (SPECTATOR): Those hips looks terrible.
06:04 Victor_Ruhl: "Uugghhhh" groaning as you hoist me back up... your legs CLAMPING around my head like a vice-grip... dragging me into the corner as you sit yourself up on the top rope... then your arms wrapping around my waist and LIFTING me up upside-down and NAILING my head into the canvas with your BRUTAL piledriver finisher... laying me out as my body twitches...
06:06 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I scream and run around the ring a bit...finally putting the German to rest...seeing his body twitching on the mat...I FLEXXX my massive tanned muscles as Alexi smiles at me from outside the ring...getting up on the ropes and screaming out to the crowd who are going wild...I walk over to Victor and STOMPPP a boot down on his chest...
06:06 tmack (SPECTATOR): Come on Victor get up
06:07 Victor_Ruhl: "uunnnngghhh..." laying on my back... head swimming in pain and stars in my eyes as I try to get my senses back... hearing the crowd cheer as you showboat around showing off your muscles before you plant one boot down on my chest... suddenly the lights go off...
06:08 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Oh what's this? Are we having technical difficulties?
06:08 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Aww no not again...
06:10 Genji_Takeda: I was watching my partner from the back when I see that cheating Russian twink show up and distract the ref at a pivotal moment in the match... no I could NOT just stand idly by and let the champ win this easily... leaving instructions to a tech guy I once caught smoking in the janitorial room to turn off the lights at the *right* moment... as soon as the lights turn on again I appear behind Ahmed... CHARGING at him and delivering a JUMPING RKO to him...
06:11 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: In total shock as the lights are off...what are these Imperium fuckers up to?
06:12 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The lights turn off as I have my foot on the German's chest...obviously for more than a three count, but the ref can't see anything!!! Just as the lights turn back on...I see the Japanese Samurai himself right behind me as he RKO's my face STRAIGHT into the mat!!! My body bouncing up as the crowd is in total shock!
06:13 Genji_Takeda: I grab my partner by his armpits... dragging him on top of you and dropping his chest against your chest... my hands planted on his shoulderblades...
06:14 Victor_Ruhl: "Uuughhh" groaning as I open my eyes to see a familiar face looking down on me... I smile to myself before my partner GRABS me under the pits and drags me, facing down planting me on top of the brown stud as the ref starts his count "1!"...
06:14 tmack (SPECTATOR): Now I have to say....not a way to win a belt
06:14 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and the Samurai Kid isn't about to let his partner go down THAT easily...
06:14 tmack (SPECTATOR): BOOOOOO
06:15 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: No way am I letting my partner lose this match! Especially after what I had to do to that referee to keep him in it! If anyone's cheating around here...it is ALEXI!!! I say as I rush through the ropes as the ref smacks TWO...seeing Ahmed drooling and gazing at the lights...I KICK the German's limp body off of him!
06:16 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Feeling Victor getting planted on top of me...trying to kick out but still totally dazed from that brutal RKO...I---....the pinfall gets broken by my partner! I see him staring down at me as he gives me a hand...helping me up as we both stare at Genji...
06:17 Genji_Takeda: "WHOA!" taken by surprise as the Russian manages to kick both of us off Ahmed... "come on Vic get up" I say grabbing my partner's wrist and hoisting him to his feet...
06:18 Victor_Ruhl: "Uughhh..." feeling my body flop to the canvas after getting kicked off Ahmed... my partner grabbing my wrist and helping me get to my feet until I can stand... a bit uneasily... on my own... pulling on the fabric of my trunks to peel it off my balls...
06:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and just utter chaos in the ring right now... we didn't even have a tag match scheduled fro the night!
06:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Well Ahmed's learned one important thing that most of the IPW roster hasn't learned yet... when you're up against the Imperium you've GOT to have someone watching your back!
06:20 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Seeing my partner dazed...barely able to stand up, I decide to take on the ninja myself...I RUSH towards him going for a lockup!! While I have him there...I DRILL some knees up into his nicely sculpted abs..."Keep...your hands OFF my partner!!!" I say as I SLAM another knee into his gut...BAM...
06:21 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My partner starts taking care of Genji as I eye the big German stud who's had my number for this entire match...I know I can't outmuscle him at this point...but I do have one more trick up my sleeve...I FLEX my big brown muscles at him...patting my biceps as I bounce my pecs...trying to get the bull angry...as I RUSH towards him to lock up!
06:23 Genji_Takeda: Grrr.... the smaller Russian twink charging at me and laying into my chiselled body with his fists... my eyes seeing red as I start to target him as well... SLAMMING fist after fist into his back, kidneys and obliques... "AWF" grunting from knees drilling into my abs as I keep retaliating with my knuckles...
06:24 Victor_Ruhl: Looking at the tiny Egyptian stud flexing his puny muscles at me before he suddenly LUNGES at me for a lock up... veins popping in my forehead out of irritation as I plant both hands on his shoulders and use my superior strength to start PUSHING him back...
06:25 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Corey I know there are no rules at IPW but this is an UNPRECEDENTED level of insanity going on in the ring right now
06:25 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): That may be true John but I've got to say I am LOVING it
06:25 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): and judging by the noise so is the IPW Universe!
06:26 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: As my new opponent grunts at my attacks...he starts PUNCHING me hard with his knuckles as well...grrrr...making me stagger back a bit...before I SLAMMM a close-fisted punch into his face...smirking at him...no rules for me...
06:27 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The massive German beast starts PUSHING me back...as expected...but now I know his weak point...not sure why I didn't try this before as I kneel down and UPPERCUT the big man right in his nuts! "OUCH...right in the Netherlands" I say as I see him topple over onto his knees!
06:30 Genji_Takeda: "URGH!" grunting as a fist SLAMS into my nose... backing off a little clutching my face before retaliating with a BRUTAL throat chop my Russian opponent...
06:31 Victor_Ruhl: I smirk as I feel Ahmed getting pushed back by my power... my eyes suddenly bulge as a MASSIVE forearm SLAMS into my still-throbbing balls... "AAAARRRGGHHHH" I scream out as I drop to my knees a SECOND time...
06:31 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Ahmed is doing... real damage to Germany's attempts at increasing their native birth rate...
06:35 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I see my big German opponent falling down to his knees...I whisper into his ear..."I'm in charge now, Victor. And that nut-crushing submission you got out of me earlier...it was all for nothing. Get ready to bow down to your new master, newsflash...it's NOT Marcus Steele..." I say as I hook you under your armpit and LOCK you in a BRUTAL FULL NELSON!
06:35 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Genji SLAMMS my throat with a brutal chop...leaving me on my knees...gasping for air as I hold my busted neck...damn...he's good!
06:37 Genji_Takeda: Seeing my opponent drop down to his knees... I square him up and CHARGE at him aiming a HUGE big boot to your jaw...
06:39 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I quickly DODGE out of the way of your boot!!! Seeing your foot go flying forward beside my face...
06:44 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Leaning Victor forward as I watch my partner and his partner go at it...WRENCHING him in the full nelson...I position him RIGHT behind Alexi as I see him on his knees..."Say Gute Nacht, jobber"...
06:46 Genji_Takeda: Watching my boot SAIL past Alexi's face as the Russian twink easily sidesteps my attack... then my boot FLIES and NAILS my own partner in the face...
06:47 Victor_Ruhl: "Uuughhhh" leaning dazed in Ahmed's full nelson... struggling to find the strength to escape despite my throbbing balls... only opening my eyes just in time to see my partner's white boot heading STRAIGHT towards me and NAILING me in the face... "AAAARRRGHHHH!" I roar from the pain... almost going unconscious...
06:47 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Oh now THAT is some unfortunate friendly fire!
06:47 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): These two are going to need couple's therapy after that embarrassing spectacle!
06:49 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I smirk...just as planned. And down goes the big German. Seeing him on the mat, staring up at the lights, drool coming out of his mouth and seeing him twitch again. I look down and wink at Alexi who gets into position...before I SCHOOLBOY PIN the big German...my Egyptian flag bulge resting on his face as I roll his legs up and show the whole crowd his ass...
06:51 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I see Genji attack his own tag partner by accident...damn...my partner might be weak...but he sure is clever...as a champion must be. But he can't do it alone with this Samurai in the ring. I get behind Genji and GRAB the back of Japanese flag speedos...as he rushes forward to break the pin...the ref slaps ONEEEE...then I JERKKK up on his speedos and WEDGIEEEEE his flag up into his ass!!! Hearing him moan and squeal as I humiliate him...I whisper into his ear..."Imperium will FALL." as the ref slaps TWO...
06:54 Genji_Takeda: I'm taken by shock as I see my own partner drop like a sack of potatoes to the canvas after I accidentally nailed him with my big boot... "oh shit-" I think to myself before I feel a set of hands GRAB at my trunks and YANK back HARD... getting me in a brutal wedgie making me SCREAM "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"....
06:55 Danny (SPECTATOR): Get him Ahmed!
06:55 Taylor_Wolfs_Kai (SPECTATOR): come on Ahmed
06:55 Victor_Ruhl: Laid out on the canvas and barely conscious before a MASSIVE Egyptian eagle squashed against my face... getting a faceful of that sweaty bulge as the ref starts his count... "1!"... "uughhh..." trying to recover but I might be to fargone as the ref hits "2!"...
06:57 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "THREEEEEE!!!!" the ref slaps the mat as I drop the mat and start FLEXING my tanned muscles, my bulge still pressing against your face as the crowd roars up with joy! My face lighting up as I smile. I see him going to the ref to grab my belt before rushing towards me!
06:58 Danny: YEAH! *cheers*
06:58 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): And the winnerrrrr by pinfall... and STILL your IPW WORLD CHAMPION IS... AHMED... THE EGYPTIAN DOMINATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
06:59 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I see the ref finally count the mighty German machine out...I breath a sigh of relief as the announcer begin calling the win for Ahmed...that was a close one! I exchange a brief stare with the referee as he hands me Ahmed's belt, I raise an eyebrow at him then wink at him and see him go red-faced...before rushing to my partner and lifting him up as he holds the belt!!! Hoisting him up on my shoulders as we cheer together!
07:00 Victor_Ruhl: "uughhh..." barely conscious as I lie on my back... seeing double of everything as I blink sweat and tears out of my eyes... staring up at the bright lights ahead as the crowd cheers deafen my hearing...
07:01 Genji_Takeda: Rubbing my hurting balls and ass from the wedgie as the Russian finally lets go... I drop to my knees as I crawl towards my partner and see if he's still alive...
07:04 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Ahmed deserves a speech after this big win...I take the the microphone from the ref and hand it to him...
07:04 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Cheering with my partner as I wave the belt around to my cheering fans...Alexi hands me the microphone from the ref "MARCUS STEELE..I just took down one of your STRONGEST Imperium fighters, your big German Machine was PINNED...and I'll take you down too! Face me next...if you have the BOLLOCKS that is!" I scream as Alexi and I go back to the locker room together...
07:05 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Well folks that was QUITE a big Championship match here at IPW... and Ahmed manages to retain his title DESPITE the uphill battle!
07:05 Taylor_Wolfs_Kai (SPECTATOR): Well Done GUYS to all of YOU ... great entertainment and well executed
07:06 Taylor_Wolfs_Kai (SPECTATOR): GREAT SPORTS ... ALL WINNERS
07:06 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Sure was John, and I have to say... it seems like Ahmed's GUNNING for a match with Marcus Steele!
07:06 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Well Corey if that's his plan I won't stop him... but he probably ISN'T going to keep that belt for much longer with such a brazenly foolish challenge
07:07 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): We won't find out until that match happens Vanessa... either way that's all we have time for... to all the folks at home THANK YOU for tuning into International Pro Wrestling! I'm your host, John McCall and here in Geneva with my co-hosts, Corey and Vanessa... I bid you all good night!

Published: 2021-02-09, viewed 71 times.