International Pro Wrestling

Meanwhile, in the IPW arena's backstage...
Ilyana_Romanov: Hello there American boy...
Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey... whoa what do we have here?
Ilyana_Romanov: I do love handsome American man, *stepping close to you, feeling your muscular shoulders with my hands*
Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah we're all about raw BEEF here in the good ole US-of-A!
Ilyana_Romanov: I smile before I suddenly knee you hard in the balls, "stupid capitalist pig" I taunt...
Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I grin stupidly at you, letting you feel out the outline of my shoulders, suddenly your knee SLAMS into my balls, "AARGGH!" I groan as I drop to the ground, both hands clutching my balls...
Marcus_Steele: I appear behind Ilyana... "good job Romanov" I say, now we have you right where we want you... those tag belts will belong to IMPERIUM tonight!
Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "No... wait noooooooo!!!!"
Time has passed...
Carter_Powers: "Brett?" I shout, searching through the halls backstage, "has anyone seen Brett?" A few guys loitering around the halls, some of them shrug at me... until I come across a large group of guys as I approach...
Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You find me lying face up on the floor, I'm conscious but surrounded by paramedics...
Carter_Powers: "BRETT!" I shout before running over and dropping down beside you... "Brett what the hell happened?"
Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I groan, the paramedics telling me not to move, "Marcus... Marcus happened and IMPERIUM... I don't think I can fight tonight..."
Carter_Powers: "But Brett, we're supposed to defend our IPW Tag belts! What am I supposed to do???
Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I grab you by your collar, pulling you close to me, "win" I grunt before the paramedics lift me onto a gurney and wheel me away, "you have to WIN, Carter!"
Carter_Powers: "Shit..." I moan to myself before searching for the GM, I find him sitting in his office as I explain the situation to him...
IPW_Upper_Management: You see the IPW General Manager sitting in his office, his hair is a mess and clothes are worn backwards. A line of coke spread out across his desk, but the moment you walk in you see him panic and suddenly toss a stack of files on top of the coke, which only makes the powder get thrown everywhere... "Uh, Carter... what's up?" I ask as you sit down and tell me what happened... I lean back and think for a moment, "Well... unfortunately we do have a tag title defence scheduled for tonight"
Carter_Powers: "Yeah but... can't you like... reschedule it or something? I don't have a partner!"
IPW_Upper_Management: "I'd love to, but i don't make the rules Carter... you'll have to find someone to fill in for Brett... or fight this yourself"
Carter_Powers: "Dammit!" I moan to myself getting up and leave, searching backstage for a partner as I go into the locker room to see who's around... where I find both members of Muscle Mountain...
Josh_Summers: "Oh yeah bro, feel these arms..."
Vittorio_Rossi: "Bro..." I say, feeling the outline of your biceps, "your arms are jacked as FUCK! Feel my pecs!"
Josh_Summers: I trace the outline of your meaty, muscular pecs with my hands, "your pecs are BUILT bro!... feel my thighs!"
Vittorio_Rossi: My hands running over your veiny, powerful thighs, "your thighs are fucking HUGE bro... this isn't gay is it?"
Josh_Summers: "What's straighter than feeling your bro's POWERFUL muscles?" I ask as I start to feel your shoulders...
Carter_Powers: Walking into the locker room, "Hey sorry to interrupt your little homoerotic sauna party but are either of you up for a match tonight?"
Josh_Summers: I shrug, "we already have a match against VALOR in the card tonight..."
Vittorio_Rossi: "Yeah bro, sorry" I say as I feel my partner's bubble butt ass
Carter_Powers: "Dammit" I moan to myself, before walking down the hall as I keep looking. Oh well, not like Muscle Mountain's ever going to be of much help... I keep walking until I find the gym, poking around until I see someone in the workout studio... it's the Striking Dragon, Lance Lin!
Lance_Lin: I'm sitting in the studio, the lights are off, completely silence... in my lotus pose, meditating when I hear foot steps approach... "whoever you are, you should know I can knock you out in one move... oh, and I have no money for you to take"
Carter_Powers: "I don't need your money Lance, I need your help! I'm supposed to defend the tag titles tonight but... my partner's out for the count"
Lance_Lin: Still sitting in the lotus pose, eyes closed, inhaling, exhaling, inhaling, "can't you see I'm busy?"
Carter_Powers: "Yeah... sorry to disturb you..."
Lance_Lin: "you know what? no! Just cause you disturbed me without even FUCKING knocking. Is that not something they do where you're from? Oh, and also because you're a dick!"
Carter_Powers: "Fine, be that way!" I growl "not like you're the champion or anything. I need a partner who knows what they're doing." I keep looking, walking over to the bar where I see... well who else can it be but the Irish inferno... Darren Kearney!
Darren_Kearney: I'm sitting to the bar, on my third glass of whiskey. I'm not even close to drunk enough for my match tonight, once I'm done the rest of the bottle, I'll be somewhat close to ready...
Carter_Powers: "Hey Darren..." I say sitting down beside you
Darren_Kearney: "What do you want, arsehole?" I growl, taking another swig from my drink
Carter_Powers: "Look... I know we haven't got along in the past but I need your help tonight..."
Darren_Kearney: "Oh yeah? What makes you think I'll help you?"
Carter_Powers: "I'm desperate bro, I'm supposed to defend the tag titles but my partner's been hospitalized by Marcus"
Darren_Kearney: "I don't know which of you feckers I hate more" I growl as I take a long, deep drink straight from my whiskey bottle. "feck off" I grunt and walk off...
Carter_Powers: I sigh as I lean back in my chair, maybe I will have to do this match alone...
Kid_Canada: I have been following this drama being unfold at the IPW, what's happening with that Canadian douche. I am at the bar after my workout, still in my gym clothes, when I hear your conversations. I walk towards Carter, "hey man, you looking for a partner? how about you and me? Team Canada?" I say, doing a single bi in front of you, showing off my pumped up muscles and how good I am looking, knowing that we will get some fans...
Carter_Powers: I look you over, a bewildered look on my face, "you?" I ask, I can barely hold the laughter in from the ridiculousness of the situation I find myself in "YOU??? You're fucking KIDDING" I throw my hands up in the air, "I'm looking for someone who can actually HELP... not drag me down!"
Kid_Canada: I was in the Commonwealth Connection before we broke up, and I am dead serious about this offer, looking to help this fellow Canadian out even though he's a fucking douchbag. My face turns red when he started laughing, calling attention from the others as well, I shove him on his chest, "fuck, who do you think you are? Don't have to be this fuckin rude!" I say.
Carter_Powers: You shove me back, my laughter immediately disappears as I give you a look of dead seriousness... "don't you ever touch me again you fucking jobber! You make me wonder if I'm secretly born in a Russian lab or something this whole time... I mean, "Kid Canada?" What is that? The 80's called... they want their crap gimmicks back..." I growl...
Kid_Canada: Finally getting you to be somewhat serious. As you warn me from touching you again, making fun of my ring name. I am pissed, have had enough of you over the past few months. As soon as you insult me, I have decided to act. I grab your shoulder, pulling my fist back and aim right at your pretty boys face!
Carter_Powers: Your sucker punch SLAMS against my cheek, jerking my head to the side as the bar goes quiet... "you. done. fucked. up." I growl as a MASSIVE right hook SLAMS into your temple, knocking you to the floor with one blow. "get FUCKED" I growl before I spit on you and leave...
Kid_Canada: My fist whipping through the air, but you jerk your head to the side, telling me how I am done before you smash your fist fight in my temple. Didn't even see it coming, and my body drops like a sack. Twitching. Out cold, laying on my face at your feet before you spit on me.
IPW_Upper_Management: Walk in, woozy, "FUCK yeah... I just done so much coke.. it was worth more than all your FUCKING BONUSES COMBINED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES" seeing Kid Canada knocked out on the floor again... "Aww fuck... at this rate I'm going to give the clean-up crew a bonus... I swear if this cuts into the coke budget..." I growl before whipping out my phone... "clean-up we have a minor "accident" in the bar area"
Two maintenance workers walk in, grumbling about their shit pay and the unique ability for Kid Canada to constantly find himself knocked out somewhere inconvenient... before they take you out back and throw you in the dumpster...
Kid_Canada: Someone was gonna help me up, but all of a sudden the big shot manager guy comes in, with me still laying on the floor in my sweaty gym clothes, drooling onto the bar floor. Guys have been taking videos and photos of all this. And a few moments later, I was hauled up to the back alley, and dumped into the dirty dumpsters. Because that's the way IPW treats their employee.
Meanwhile, backstage of the IPW arena...
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I'm around backstage... before seeing that Canadian douchebag leaning back in his chair, looking both sullen and terrified at the same time...
Carter_Powers: I hear footsteps behind me, turn around to see the Egyptian asswipe walking in with a stupid smirk on his face, "you here to make fun of me or something" I growl
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hehe...just wondering what's going on...I just saw the paramedics wheeling out your American douchebag in crime...he was clutching his nuts on the stretcher haha...
Carter_Powers: "Oh that? Marcus Steele's dirty work... it looks like I'm up against Imperium alone tonight..."
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Awww how sad...you're all alone...who are you gonna be getting dominated by?" I say, still smirking...
Carter_Powers: My face starts flushing red, "Vic and Genji... I can beat them any day of the week. Taking them both on at the same time just means It'll take longer than usual" I growl...
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Well you know...Alexi and I took those two jobbers down last time we faced off with them...just like how Alexi and I took you and you Brett down...hehe...remember that spladle? I do."
Carter_Powers: "Well fuck you too... you're never getting your dirty little hands on those tag belts... now if you're not here to help in any way you can fuck right off to whatever pyramid you crawled out from under"
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Hehe well...as much as I hate you, like...hate you with every fibre of my being...I hate to see those Imperium bastards win even more. If you need a real wrestler to carry you to victory...I am available tonight." I say shrugging my shoulders.
Carter_Powers: "You?" i say with a smirk as I turn to face you, first Kid Canada then the Egyptian cunt... Then suddenly the look on my face changes to one of surprise, "wait you can't be serious?" I say, my eyes interrogating you, I can't tell if you're planning to humiliate me or sabotage me or both...
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "I'm serious if you're serious, douchebag." I say smirking right back at you..."But if you'd rather not, go ahead, get your ass whooped by em. I hear Genji has a new nut crusher move..."
Carter_Powers: I stand up, getting in your face, "shake on it, asshole" I growl, "but if I see even the slightest hint of you getting ready to turn on me... you can kiss that tiny Egyptian falafel goodbye..."
Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I raise my eyebrows in surprise...I didn't think the Canadian punk would trust me after all we've been through...I look you in the eyes and shake your hand..."Let's go, partner" I say in a smarmy voice...
Carter_Powers: I let you leave ahead of me, I'm going to have to watch my back extra carefully tonight, just in case the cocky Egyptian fucker tries anything... I look to the side and see someone else coming in...

A few hours later...

06:11 IPW_Upper_Management: (Voice of IPW announcer John McCall - GM is now passed out in the women's washroom): LAAAADDIIIIIEEEEEES AND GENTLEMEN... WELCOME TO INTERNATIONAL PROOOO WRESTLING... I'm your host for tonight John McCall broadcasting LIVE from CALGARYYYY!!!!
06:12 IPW_Upper_Management: (Voice of IPW announcer Corey Nakamura): [how do you mess up an order like this? I asked for decaf you fuck-wad!!!... oh we're live?] Yeah John and tonight we have a HUGE championship defence, with First Class taking on the IMPERIUM!!!
06:13 IPW_Upper_Management: (Voice of IPW announcer Vanessa Leone): That's right Corey! and despite being freshly crowned the tag champs no more than a week ago, First Class is already in a defensive position since Imperium's is totally gunning for their belts!
06:14 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Well folks, let's not keep the IPW universe waiting then!
06:15 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Introducing first, at a combined weight of 421 lbs... the team of Genji Takeda and Victor Ruhl... the Machine and the Samurai... IMPERIUM!!!!
06:16 Victor_Ruhl: The lights of the arena turn off as our entrance music starts to play, a metal version of the Ride of the Valkyries, Marcus' music. The lights turn on as me and my partner appear on the stage, I'm wearing black speedos and boots with a German flag on my speedos...
06:17 Genji_Takeda: I'm standing beside my partner, matching black speedos and boots but with a Japanese flag on mine, looking into the crowd as they boo us...
06:17 Victor_Ruhl: Walking down the ramp and ignoring the loud boos of the crowd as I step up on the apron and step through the ropes...
06:18 Genji_Takeda: I climb the steel steps of the ring, stepping through the ropes and standing at the centre to face my partner before holding my hand out...
06:18 Victor_Ruhl: A firm handshake seals our pact... one of steel, blood, and fire... stepping in our corner as we weight for our opponents...
06:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): And I have to say guys, I'm actually kind of worried for First Class... Imperium's a set of rough, dangerous, and highly aggressive fighters
06:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Yeah and you can bet they'll do whatever it takes to get those tag belts tonight!
06:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Well either way, I really think Carter and Brett will pull through, they've managed to fight back against a lot worse!
06:21 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and... introducing next... at a combined weight of 396 lbs... they are your IPW Tag Team Champions... Carter Powers and Brett Matthew Langdon... FIRST CLASS!!!
06:21 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Your math is off John, its 386 lbs...
06:21 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): 386 lbs*
06:22 Carter_Powers: Two spotlights shining on stage as "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue starts blasting through the arena, I emerge from the entrance wearing dark red trunks with a silver maple leaf, matching coloured boots and knee-pads and a black trucker hat with my partner...
06:23 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I walk out hearing Carter's weird redneck noise blaring on the speakers, still can't believe I'm doing this, I walk out beside him with Egyptian flag speedos, wearing black boots and knee pads as I flex my tanned muscles at the crowd who are all in shock to see me...
06:23 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Wait... what's going on...
06:24 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Where the hell is Brett???
06:24 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Hold on I'm just getting this from management... "brkafe... waoej...kasl..." oh he must be getting high again...
06:24 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Alright I'm getting this from backstage... it appears there's been a last minute change... Brett is unable to perform tonight and Ahmed will be taking his place!
06:25 Carter_Powers: I turn around and come close to you, "you better not screw this up for me" I say as I hold my tag belt up high, taking the other belt... Brett's belt and shoving it at your chest... my jobber belt still hanging over my shoulder...
06:27 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You hand me the tag team belt...damn I miss this thing..."Don't worry, I hate those fuckers in the ring a LOT more than I hate you." I say as I take the belt and hoist it up proudly as we approach the ring...shaking it around in the air to make sure Victor and Genji can see it...
06:27 Carter_Powers: I slip under the bottom rope, holding both belts up... one more proudly than the other of course before getting in our corner, handing the ref both belts...
06:32 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I get into the ring and start making direct eye contact with Victor and Genji...smirking at them as I flex my big muscles...knowing that I may have defeated Victor when we wrestled...but I needed Alexi's help to do so...whatever...a win is a win!
06:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): ok... now with that out of the way... as with usual IPW rules there ARE. NO. RULES!!! That means that the first team to submit, pin, or KO the legal man wins... and will be crowned the IPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
06:33 Genji_Takeda: I step out on the apron, smirking as I look at my opponents... there's no way these two egocentric assholes will ever be able to work together... "you got this Vic" I say to my partner...
06:34 Victor_Ruhl: I step towards the centre of the ring, glaring at my opponents, Ahmed may have beaten me once but his win was a total fluke... and he needed his cheating Russian partner to help him too! With these two morons in the ring and my partner at my back... I'll snap this Canadian twink in half...
06:35 Carter_Powers: I slap my partner's back, "you stay back... these two assholes belong to me... you're just here to make me long good!" I taunt as I step towards the big German...
06:36 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My partner slaps my back and spouts out another one of his douchebag one-liners...no surprise there...it might be fun watching Victor beat the crap out of him...
06:36 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and we have Carter and Victor squaring off to start off this match...
06:38 Carter_Powers: I smirk at my big German opponent, "the bigger they are the harder they fall..." I taunt, "at least, that's what happened when Ahmed kicked your Kraut ass back to bratwurst-land huh?" as I LUNGE at you getting into a lock-up...
06:40 Victor_Ruhl: "that was a FLUKE" I growl back at you as you LUNGE at me, locking your arms to my shoulders as I plant my hands on your shoulders back, our pale bodies pressed together in the lock-up... "this time... I'm going to be hanging you up in a butcher shop!"
06:40 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Both sides locking up... Carter surprisingly holding his own against Big Vic!
06:41 Carter_Powers: I smirk as you press yourself into me, before I suddenly bring a leg up and SLAM it into your lower gut, feeling your body shake from the blow, "like I said" I taunt before pulling an arm off your shoulder and SLAMMING into your face with an elbow... "the bigger they are... the harder they fall!"
06:42 Victor_Ruhl: Our bodies pressed together, straining, surprisingly you're pushing back despite my size advantage, suddenly you take me by surprise and SLAM a knee into my gut, "OOF!" I grunt before an elbow SMASHES against my face, "GAAH! Cheating asshole" I growl before I LUNGE at you trying to wrap my arms around you...
06:44 Carter_Powers: As soon as you lunge at me, I leap up, wrapping my arm around your neck before TWISTING back and SLAMMING your face down into the canvas with a DDT...
06:44 Victor_Ruhl: I lunge at you but you're too fast, trying to grab a hold of you... as you leap up and wrap an arm around my neck, "oh shit-" I grunt before you SLAM my head into the canvas with a DDT...
06:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): OH! and a BRUTAL DDT from Carter sends Vic CRASHING into the canvas!
06:45 Carter_Powers: I smirk and turn to my partner, "that's how we do it in the true north strong and free!" I shout at you...
06:47 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Less talking and more WRESTLING...I don't want to have to save your ass!" I scream back at my new partner...rolling my eyes at his cocky display of dominance, watching his tanned pale body glisten in the ring lights...
06:47 Carter_Powers: "Oh? Wrestling? That's what you want?" I growl as I step towards you, lightly slapping you in the cheek, "tag, you're it!" I laugh as I grab the ropes and leap over the top rope...
06:48 Victor_Ruhl: I'm getting back to my feet and looking at my opponents, my face is burning red from anger as Carter tags his Egyptian partner... I've been waiting waaay too long to get my hands on that big brown fucker...
06:48 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Carter tagging in his partner...
06:48 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Yeah but that didn't look like a very friendly tag...
06:49 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My partner SLAPS me across the face to tag me in as you playfully hop over the ropes..."Grrrrr...if I weren't on your team, you'd be on the ground bleeding right now!" I say to my partner as I step through the ropes and RUN at the big German fucker going for a huge clothesline!
06:50 Victor_Ruhl: I see you charging at me, predictable. Waiting until you get close before I use my superior size to lift a leg up and SLAM into your face with a brutal big boot, using your own momentum against you.
06:52 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Just as I'm about to smash the big German stud with my clothesline...he lifts up that massive boot and plants it right in my face...sending my hurled back to the mat...staring up at the lights with my hands covering the back of my head...
06:52 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and guys THAT was not just a big boot..
06:52 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): What do you reckon Victor is? A size 47-EU? Size 48?
06:53 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): I think it's size KICK-ASS!
06:55 Victor_Ruhl: I smirk, seeing my Egyptian opponent practically laid out with one move. "You should have stayed out of the ring LITTLE boy" I taunt as I grab a fistful of your hair and DRAG you back to your feet... "now you're playing a MAN'S game..." before I wrap my arms around your waist, hooking under your armpits and THROWING you into the corner before CHARGING at you with a spear aimed at your gut...
06:56 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I still remember the brutal beating I took the last time I stepped into the ring with Victor Ruhl...he's strong but he's also hot-headed. You DRAG me up to my feet by my long hair and launch me into the corner by my armpits...I see the hot-headed German running at me with a spear, but I still have plenty of energy left, so I DIVE out of the way!
06:58 Victor_Ruhl: Charging like a bull with all the power but a similar level of intelligence, you DIVE out of the way sending me SLAMMING into the ringpost with my shoulder, "AARGH!" I grunt as my shoulder connects, dropping onto the canvas and rolling over...
06:58 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): a poorly aimed spear backfires BAD on Victor!
06:59 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing the big man down on the canvas, rolling around like a tiny German jobber...I quickly get to my feet and catch my breath...I walk over to you to start DOMINATING that chiseled body of yours...SMASHING your chest and pecs down with boot stomps...BAM BAM BAM BAM...then dropping a hard knee on your neck!
07:01 Victor_Ruhl: You start getting aggressive, SLAMMING down on my torso with a brutal set of stomps, driving the air out of my body... "AARRGGH" I grunt from your knee SLAMMING into my neck, rolling over and trying to reach for my partner...
07:03 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Tired of stealing all the limelight...and working my ass off for a belt I don't even get to keep...I shrug as I watch the German machine pathetically reach for his partner..I walk back over to my side of the ring and lickkkkk my hand...before SLAPPING it against my partner's chest and climbing out of the ring..."your turn, douchebag." I say grinning.
07:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and another tag from Ahmed... equally as disrespectful...
07:04 Carter_Powers: Your hand slaps against my chest, covering it in your slimy Egyptian spit, "gross... you don't have any STD's do you?" I growl as I step into the ring to see Victor tag in his partner...
04:12 Genji_Takeda: My partner reaching for me and managing to tag me in... I leap over the top rope, seeing the opposing team also getting a tag in I CHARGE at the cocky Canadian, aiming a big boot right to your chest...
04:14 Carter_Powers: Too distracted by my asshole partner's equally asshole move, I turn around at the last moment to see that wannabe samurai CHARGING at me... before I'm able to react he PLANTS his boot into my chest, the kick having enough momentum to drive me into my own corner...
04:15 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): OOF! A mighty big boot PLANTS Carter into his corner!
04:15 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): I wonder if Genji is planning to make a BANZAI tree out of him!
04:16 Victor_Ruhl: Rolling under the bottom rope and pulling myself back to my feet out on the apron. I gather myself just in time to watch my partner SMASH his boot into Carter's pale chest. I start grinning before I flip the bird at Ahmed...
04:18 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I lift up both arms and give a double middle finger right back to Victor watching my partner get dominated by the big Japanese stud but knowing I'm in no condition to tag myself in..."Better you than me, hockey boy"
04:20 Genji_Takeda: While you're still winded, I reach between your legs with one arm, my other arm wrapping around your shoulder as I LIFT you up in front of me. Seeing the arrogant Egyptian stud flipping both fingers at my partner I CHARGE at him with Carter still in my arms, using Carter as a ram as I SLAM into you!
04:21 Carter_Powers: I grunt as I'm suddenly lifted off the canvas, "grrr... let me go you fucker" I growl, elbowing you in the side before I suddenly feel the wind against my back as you CHARGE... "AARGH!" I grunt as I feel my back being used as a weapon to knock into my partner!
04:22 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing Genji lift my partner up like he's a sack of potatoes...no sense of struggle whatsoever...wondering which way he's gonna slam the Canadian pretty boy. But then you start RUNNING towards me with my partner in your hands and you SLAMMM into me!!! I get sent off the turnbuckle onto the floor!
04:23 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Genji using the ancient samurai tactic of attacking one opponent with another opponent!
04:23 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): I don't think Carter's aerodynamic enough to be a proper substitute for an ACTUAL katana...
04:27 Genji_Takeda: I smirk as I watch Ahmed tumble to the floor in a heap. With the Canadian still in my arms I LIFT up up onto my shoulders before stepping out onto the apron and SLAMMING him on top of his partner from the ring apron!
04:28 Carter_Powers: I'm coughing and panting from the blow of my back slamming against Ahmed... "Ugh... you... fucking cunt" I groan as you hoist me up over your shoulders before I find myself FLYING through the air... "AAARGGHHH!" grunting from the pain as I'm SLAMMED on top of Ahmed!
04:30 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Staring up at the light after taking that brutal beating off the apron...I should have just let this cocky bastard get his ass kicked...I'm gonna be sore in morning. Just as I'm about to get up I hear my partner screaming and I see him get launched over the top rope! Can't roll away in time...you SLAMMM down on top of me in a 69 position!
04:31 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and all the prospective sushi chefs in the audience should be playing CLOSE attention right now!
04:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Genji's showing us how to roll up the competition in a neat little uh... roll
04:35 Genji_Takeda: I have these two idiots in a perfect position, but I can't legally pin them while ringside. I grab a fistful of Carter's auburn hair and drag him to his knees before using his head as a weapon, SLAMMING his forehead against Ahmed's chest, stomach, and then his nuts before dragging him to his feet and rolling him back into the ring...
04:37 Carter_Powers: "Aaarrggh" I grunt from the pain of being pulled up by my pretty hair... "fucking.., let go" I growl, struggling and twisting with both hands wrapped around your wrist... suddenly my face is SLAMMED into the Egyptian stud's big brown chest, "ARGH!" i grunt, "AARGH!" now being used as a weapon slamming into his gut... "AAARGH!" my forehead knocking into his balls before I'm picked up and rolled into the ring, dazed and blinking into the lights overhead...
04:40 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I see Genji slip out of the ring as he grabs my partner up by his hair...SLAMMING him down into my chest and knocking the wind out of me...I grab my chest before he SLAMS Carter's thick skull into my gut...my head tilting back from the pain...but then OHHHH FUCKKKKK....I scream as he slams Carter's head into my nuts. The audience bursts into laughter as I roll onto my side...pounding the mat in pain as I clutch my balls...
04:41 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): OUCH! hey Corey what are Japanese clubs called again?
04:41 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): oh the futa clubs?
04:42 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): WAIT WAIT WAIT
04:42 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): YOU MEAN THE KANABO CLUBS RIGHT?
04:42 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): forget I said anything
04:43 Genji_Takeda: Rolling Carter back in the ring as I plant my chest against his, hooking his leg up for the three count, the ref rushing over and starting his count "ONE!"
04:44 Carter_Powers: Dazed and hurting from the blows to my head, as I feel the overgrown weeaboo's chest pressed against mine. The ref starting his count, "ONE!" ... grrrr... I am definitely not ready to surrender those tag belts THAT easily... "RRAAAAAGGGHHH!" I let out a loud roar as I kick out of the pin...
04:49 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Still in pain after that brutal beating...hearing the ref starting to count, I quickly perch up and sling my arms over the bottom rope to see...worried Carter's gonna get pinned here but he kicks out! Phew...I climb back up into my corner...
04:50 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): an early pin attempted from Genji fails!
04:50 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): I think its just too early in the match for Carter to go down this easily..
04:51 Genji_Takeda: Growling as Carter manages to kick out. I wrap my arms around his head and lift him off the canvas, dragging him into my corner for some double-team action...
04:52 Carter_Powers: I can feel my body being lifted and dragged into the enemy corner... "no way!" I growl as I pull an elbow back and SLAM it into your gut... again... and again... then a BRUTAL elbow into your balls!
04:53 Genji_Takeda: "OOF!" my grip slipping from the first elbow.. I keep trying to drag the cocky jock as he slams another elbow into my gut, "UGH!" I grunt... "UUUGH!" a third elbow... and "AAARRRGGHH!" finishing off by slamming into my balls with his elbow...
04:53 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Carter manages to escape from his opponent's offense!
04:53 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): narrowly avoiding being put into a bad situation in the opposing corner there...
04:55 Carter_Powers: I shove you over, dropping you to the canvas... as you lie on your back I drop to one knee and CLAW and TWIST your balls... "man what is even IN there" I taunt... "two nuclear bombs had a VERY bad effect on your endowment didn't it?" I taunt as I get back to my feet... grabbing you by your ankles and SLAMMING a boot into your balls...
04:56 Genji_Takeda: "AAARGGHH!" I squeal as you start clawing and twisting my balls... shaking my head... "nooo" I groan as you taunt me... "it's... SEVEN INCHES... you fucking... gaijin bitch" I groan before you get up and spread my legs apart... "no... wait!" I groan before you SLAM your boot into my balls, "AARRGHHH!"
04:58 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Carter's continuing to punish his opponent's no-go area!
04:58 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): this is the kind of action that makes me GLAD I'm a woman...
05:00 Carter_Powers: Dragging my opponent by the ankles back into my corner... "hey bro" I say, turning to that smelly Egyptian bastard... "I think it's YOU'RE turn!" I taunt before I suddenly LIFT you up in a double under hook and SLAM you down on top of Genji...
05:02 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Wincing in the corner as I see the Carter dealing out some classic Canadian CBT...ouch...watching Genji's face contort like that...glad that's not me in there! As my partner drags our opponent towards the corner...he gives me that cocky glare before...LIFTING ME UP...my arms and legs flailing as the crowd goes wild...and he SLAMMMSSS me right down on Genji!!!
05:02 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and now Carter's decided to use his own partner as a weapon!
05:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): yup nothing more Canadian than throwing one guy at another, I guess?
05:04 Genji_Takeda: "AAARRRGGGHHHH!" I groan as I suddenly feel the 191 lbs Egyptian being SLAMMED into my chest, panting breathing hard... blinking my eyes as I try to shake some of the pain out of my head...
05:06 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Opening my eyes as Genji opens his...our eyes meeting for just a second as my body rubs against his...then I push myself up off of him and kneel over his body...I start SLUGGING his face with punches..."That's for the low blow, Samurai fucker..." then I move my punches downwards to his abs and gut!!! BAM BAM BAM...
05:10 Genji_Takeda: "AAARRGGHHH!" grunting and bringing my forearms up to protect my face as you rush at it... slamming fist after fist as I try to twist out from under you... before you start slamming punches into my gut, making me grunt from each blow, "UGH! UUGH!" gritting my teeth in pain, I grab a fistful of your hair and PULL down hard... pulling your face down and SLAMMING your forehead into mine...
05:11 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Genji's proving to be a MASTER of using the head as a weapon... his... his opponent's...
05:11 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): I think he's a black belt in head-fu!
05:11 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): that... came out dirtier than I expected
05:12 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hearing the Japanese stud grunt with every punch...no way this guy has anything left in him after all of that...I'll go for the kill soon. But just as I'm starting to get cocky you grab me by my unnecessarily long hair and pull my forehead towards yours...BAMMM...seeing stars as I fall onto my back from the headbutt...
05:14 Genji_Takeda: Rolling you off from off me, "uuugh" groaning as I roll to my side, trying to get back up off the floor... Looking over to see my Egyptian opponent laid out like he's just been hit by a truck... I grab a fistful of your hair and DRAG you to your feet... dragging you over before WHIPPING you into my corner...
05:15 Victor_Ruhl: Seeing the puny Egyptian runt suddenly charging at the corner and then SLAMMING into the corner post... I pull his arms back over the top rope...
05:15 Genji_Takeda: As my partner secures Ahmed I CHARGE before SLAMMING into his chest with a brutal double-leg dropkick... rolling back to my feet and tagging into my partner...
05:16 Victor_Ruhl: The world champ bucking from the blow of the double dropkick, as I'm tagged in I LIFT him up, seating him on the top rope... before spreading your legs out and LIFTING you up off the ropes, positioning you for an electric chair drop with your legs on my shoulders...
05:21 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The Japanese stud grabs me up by the hair again and WHIPS me into the corner...feeling the big mighty German stud behind me clasp my arms in place. Shaking my head no as my arms are tied behind me as Genji RUNS towards me with a DROP KICK to my mighty chest!!! Gasping for air as I can't even fall to the mat to recover...Victor gets in and seats me on the top rope...before I feel him get under me and hoist me up on his shoulders...
05:23 Genji_Takeda: Climbing up to the top rope before LEAPING from the rope and SLAMMING into your face with a clothesline...
05:23 Victor_Ruhl: And DROPPING you down on the canvas with the electric chair drop...
05:23 Genji_Takeda: WRECKING your whole body with a brutal doomsday device!
05:26 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hoisted up on Victor's shoulder...looking over to my partner helplessly, but all I see is him snickering! Getting a piggy back ride from the big German as he THROWWWSSS me forward for the Electric Chair drop as Genji FLIESSS forward and his me with a clothesline at the same time!!!! My body crashing into the mat...totally decimated...ass up in the air as the crowd pops loud...
05:27 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): IT'S THE END OF DAYS! That was an IMPRESSIVE Doomsday Device!
05:27 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): If they're not careful with that power, Imperium's going to be causing the APOCALYPSE!
05:28 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): I think at this point, Ahmed's suffered from his own personal CATASTROPHE!
05:28 Genji_Takeda: I leap up over the top rope, getting back on the apron...
05:29 Victor_Ruhl: As I pick Ahmed's pathetic little body up and LIFT him into an overhead press... before SLAMMING him down on the canvas...
05:30 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The mighty German machine easily picking me...and PRESSING me over him...6'2 feet off of the ground...my arms flailing yet again as I try to reach out for Carter, who isn't even trying to reach out to me...before I get SLAMMMEEDD down hard into the canvas...my back arching in pain...
05:31 Carter_Powers: I can't contain my laughter as I watch my dumb ass partner getting dominated like the little bitch he is... but deep down I start getting a little scared since I know he has all the endurance of a mayfly... I'll have to find some way to cover for his weaknesses as I begin to come up with a plan...
05:31 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): man it is not looking good for Ahmed here...
05:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Yeah but you have to remember, tonight it's only the TAG belts on the line, not the WORLD championship! Carter has a lot more riding on this match than Ahmed does.
05:32 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Well Ahmed still has his PRIDE of course! He won't want to take a loss here...
05:33 Victor_Ruhl: I smirk as Vanessa mentions my pathetic opponent's over-inflated sense of "pride" rolling him over onto his stomach... I PLANT one boot on his head and GRIND his face against the canvas... before I reach down and grab a fistful of that Egyptian flag and YANK back hard, LIFTING it off the canvas...
05:37 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Just starting to catch my breath after that brutal press slam...my chest still heaving. Right as I'm about to try to make a break for my corner...I feel a mighty German boot PRESS down on my head...grinding my face humiliatingly into the canvas...fuck how could this get more embarrassing? I feel your hand slip into the back of my speedos...then YANNNKKKK my Egyptian flag up my ass with a brutal WEDGIEEEE!!! Screaming and pounding the mat as I hear the crowd go wild with laughter...I can even see Carter laughing his ass off in the corner of the ring as my brown ass bounces up and down...
05:38 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): To think, millions of dollars of the German WMD program lead to this moment...
05:39 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa:): John, I don't have the same organs but even I am getting the sensation of how much PAIN Ahmed's in right now!
05:42 Victor_Ruhl: I let go of your speedos, seeing your body flop to the mat like a fish out of water... I do a double bicep pose, flexing both MASSIVE arms before finally taking my boot off your head... lifting you back to your feet, grabbing hold of your wrist before pushing you back and PULLING you towards me... wrapping an arm around your head in a DDT position before SWEEPING your legs out from under you and SLAMMING your back into the canvas with a front facelock STO!
05:42 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): GEEE-SUNDHEIT! there's a finisher from Victor!
05:45 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You finally let go of my humiliating wedgie and my body flops down to the mat...the cameraman getting plenty of photos of the big German double bicep flexing with his foot still planting the Egyptian's head into the mat. I get lifted up...still dazed but ready to fight...until you pull me towards you and get me in a DDT position. Ready for another brain-busting DDT until...you SWEEP me legs and send me backwards...SLAMMING my back and neck into the canvas as I writhe on the mat...
05:46 Victor_Ruhl: I turn around and tag my partner in... "give him a good finisher" I grunt...
05:50 Genji_Takeda: I nod, stepping into the ring and picking Ahmed up by his long, black locks... "hey did you steal your hair from Princess Jasmine?" I taunt as I position you close the corner... climbing up to the top rope before LAUNCHING my whole body off the ropes and SLAMMING into you with a brutal senton!
05:50 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): adding INSULT to INJURY!
05:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): Genji with an AMAZING Divine Wind!
05:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): Imperium's just stacking on the finishers now!
05:54 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Getting dragged towards the ropes by the agile Japanese stud as he taunts my hair...I really need to get a haircut...staring up at the lights, too dazed to move after that brutal STO...seeing Genji LEAPPP off and FLIP before he SLAMMSS his back down onto my body!!! The ring shaking and the crowd going wild!
05:55 Genji_Takeda: Getting up off my opponent, raising my arms in the air, bathing in the cheers of the crowd after a successful finisher move... doing some taunting before I pin him for the three count...
05:56 Carter_Powers: Reaching into my trunks for a little surprise that i packed before this match, pulling out a brass knuckle as I step through the ropes and slowly approach Genji... "Hey asshole!" I shout, the moment you turn around I DECK you in the face with a brass knuckled fist!
05:56 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): What sort of trouble is Carter getting up to here...
05:56 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): OH! and a set of brass knuckles to the jaw!
05:57 Genji_Takeda: I turn around just to see a shiny set of brass knuckles glinting in the lights before SLAMMING into my jaw, "AARRGGHH!" i grunt as I drop down on the canvas...
05:57 Victor_Ruhl: "Cheating bastard!" I shout seeing my partner get SLAMMED with the brass knuckles... I step through the ropes and CHARGE at you aiming a clothesline at your face!
05:58 Carter_Powers: I smirk as I see your clothesline coming from a mile away... I CHARGE back at you, before you're able to land the clothesline I SLAM the brass knuckles into your jaw as well!
05:58 Victor_Ruhl: "AARGGH!" i grunt, falling hard on my back clutching my jaw in pain...
05:59 Carter_Powers: I look down to see everyone in the ring but me laid out... I toss the knuckles aside as I pick up my weaker Egyptian partner and PLANT him down on top of Genji, getting him pinned down for the three count as the ref starts his count, "ONE!" "TWO!"
06:01 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Stunned after Genji's splash...laying on the mat ready to get pinned and just hoping he doesn't pin me tight enough to get the three count...but then...I hear Genji screaming on the mat! Looking up and seeing Carter with some brass knuckles as he dominates Victor's jaw as well! My eyes wide open as I see him looking down at me...picking me up and planting me onto Genji...too weak to firmly pin him but I stay on top...ONE...TWO...
06:02 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and Carter literally using his partner to pin his opponent!
06:02 Genji_Takeda: "Uuuughh" dazed as I try to collect myself... I try to kick out but having the weight of two opponents on top of me is too much... I can only groan in pain as the ref counts to "THREE!"
06:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): and the winner is... Carter Powers and Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator!... and First Class is STILL your IPW, Tag Team CHAMPIONS!
06:04 Carter_Powers: Leaping back to my feet, as the crowd CHEERS, "YEAH" I shout, "That's how it's DONE!" as the ref steps over and hands me my belt, I snatch BOTH tag team belts from him before Ahmed can get his grubby little hands on it...
06:06 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Smiling down at Genji as I managed to steal yet another win from him and his partner Victor..."Another loss for the Imperium scum, huh?" I say as I stand up...seeing Carter flexing with both belts...I sneak up behind him and snatch one of the belts...holding his arm up high as I flex and cheer with him...savouring this moment of feeling like a dual champ!
06:07 Genji_Takeda: Rubbing my jaw in pain, as I roll over, dropping out of the ring...
06:08 Victor_Ruhl: Crawling under the bottom ropes and sitting up on the apron, rubbing my jaw... "fucking Canadian bastard"... I growl under my breath...
06:09 Carter_Powers: Seeing the cocky Egyptian suddenly SNATCHING one of the belts... "that's Brett's you fucking cunt-hole" I growl as I SLAM the metal plate of my own belt into your forehead, snatching my belt back... "I'm the only champ in here... and soon enough that World championship's gonna be MINE too!" I taunt before I STOMP down on your throat, leaving the ring with three belts...
06:12 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing Carter getting mad again..."Hey--come on--I helped you win that---" I say before my ex-partner SLAMMMS my head with the tag team belt, the crowd in shock as I fall down to the mat...you STOMPPP down on my throat and I gasp for air...seeing you walk off with three belts! "Hey!!!" I choke out..."GIVE THAT BACK!" I scream as I scramble to my feet as I chase after Carter...
06:13 Genji_Takeda: I leave the ring with my partner... "We're going to get those belts... and don't you forget it!" I shout at that cheating bastard
06:14 Carter_Powers: I flip everyone in the ring off as I walk up the ramp and out of the ring area...
06:16 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Well folks that was a high intensity championship match! and even without his usual partner, Carter still manages to retain those tag team belts for First Class!
06:16 IPW_Upper_Management: (Corey): yes John, and I think we're going to see one of the most dominant title reigns ever here at IPW!
06:17 IPW_Upper_Management: (Vanessa): at the very least, we can count on the team of Powers and Langdon to give us ALL a first class experience!
06:17 IPW_Upper_Management: (John): Sure we will. Anyways folks, that's all for tonight. I'm John McCall and on behalf of the IPW team, I'd like to thank all the folks at home for tuning in... and have a good night!

Published: 2021-03-20, viewed 65 times.