International Pro Wrestling

Jay_Jones: I have been asking my Federation promoter for a match against Aussie Champ Damian Slater for ages and at last he tells me that Damian is coming to London and will wrestle me in a non-title match. I do not like this guy at all. He comes across as rude and cocky whereas I am a polite well-spoken and educated English guy who is loved by my fans.

Jay_Jones: On the evening of the match I arrive at the Fairfield Hall in Croydon, South London a well-known wrestling venue. I change into my normal wrestling gear You are not logged in.

Jay_Jones: I hear the announcer say “Ladies and gentlemen our next match is an England vs Australia international match and will be won by one pinfall, one submission or a knockout. I head out to the ring. Walking through a sold out crowd I jump into the ring and shake hands with the referee.

Jay_Jones: The announcer says first in the ring at 6'0" and 200 lbs please welcome our young local lad Jay Jones. I step out to the centre of the ring and raise my right arm in the air and make a fist. I receive a huge cheer from the 90% Brit crowd and a few boos from the Aussies who are scattered around the Hall. The music changes the lights dim again and I know my opponent is about to make his way to the ring I turn to the entrance feeling slightly nervous as I wait to see the Aussie Champ enter the Hall. yt

Damian_Slater: I’ve been told by my promoter that I must go to London to face Jay Jones, I’m very excited to teach the Brit a lesson, I enter the ring wearing my normal gear You are not logged in.

Damian_Slater: all I hear as I enter are boos from the British crowd, I smirk as I see you and I begin to flex "ready to lose chump?" yt

Jay_Jones: See you flexing and hear your smart comment "ready to lose chump?" Think to myself ‘you cocky Aussie fucker’. Get in your face eyeball to eyeball foreheads touching “Nice body shame you don’t know how to use it”. Referee pulls us apart and pushes us back to our corners. The crowd is wound up and loud.

DING DING. I rush across the ring lift off the canvas point both white boots at your chest and BANG knock you back hard against your turnbuckle with a perfect dropkick. I land hard on my back feel a worrying sharp jolt of pain in my spine that causes me to wince, I then smile hoping you didn’t notice my reaction. I roll up to my feet seeing you looking stunned in your corner I approach you “Enjoying you visit so far slater?” yt

Damian_Slater: I groan as I hit the turnbuckle, I glare angrily as you approach "shitty weather, shitty food and even shittier people so no" I get out of the turnbuckle then I roundhouse kick you in the head not once not twice but 3 times "how’s that feel Queen worshiping bastard" I smirk taunting yt

Jay_Jones: You distract me by slagging of my Country and I do not see your first roundhouse kick coming until it hits my right temple I see a bright light flash in front of my eyes before I receive two more pitch perfect kicks one to the right side of my temple and the last dead centre. I fall back to the canvas with the back of my hitting the ring floor with a loud THUD. The Fairfield Hall is plunged into silence as the local lad goes down so hard it looks like he will never beat the count.

Jay_Jones: The referee pushes you away looking concerned and immediately begins his court ONE TWO THREE I rub my eyes trying to clear my head FOUR FIVE I try to lift my head but it falls back the crowd are on their feet willing me to get up SIX I roll over SEVEN get to my knees EIGHT on one knee Nine I just get to my feet not really aware of my surroundings but the referee shouts wrestle on yt

Damian_Slater: I glare angrily seeing you on your knees, I go over to you and put you in a tight headlock "you will give up right now got that punk?"yt

Jay_Jones: You quickly grab me in a side tight headlock I can feel the pressure around my neck and my already spinning head starts to get very light and very fast I must do something or you are going to put me out with a simple hold like a bloody side headlock. ‘This is getting embarrassing. I grab you around your waist lift and drop back with a side suplex making bloody sure your head hits the canvas first.

Damian_Slater: my head hits the canvas hard, I’ve now let go of the headlock and lay dazed, i moan for a moment then I slowly crawl away towards the corner yt

Jay_Jones: I try to grab you but the referee stops me and starts his count ONE TWO THREE come on ref get him up yt

Damian_Slater: I slowly get to my feet then I climb the top turnbuckle then leap off towards you going for a body splash yt

Jay_Jones: Up before SIX I am getting the crowd going and do not see you climb the ropes I turn as you are jump off. I so easily step to the side and lift my knee up into your midsection as you come down. See you land on your stomach and I pounce on your back pulling your arm up over my knees. The crowd cheer as I have turned the match back around with a nice easy camel clutch. yt

Damian_Slater: I groan loudly in the camel clutch, I see the ropes nearby and attempt to reach them yt

Jay_Jones: I try to keep you away from the ropes but I can feel you are still to strong and know I have not done enough damage yet I release the camel but pull you up slap your face pass my right hand under your crotch and get a good feel of that Aussie meat my left arm over your shoulder, lift turn and slam you down hard with a crotch hold and slam then drop down in a reverse double knee hold pin You are not logged in. the referee drops to court the pin ONE yt

Damian_Slater: I blush as your bulge is in my face, I then reach my legs up over and around your head then flip you off me yt

Jay_Jones: Before the referee even counts two. I feel your legs grip my neck and you flip me over and off, I roll on the floor and up to my feet at the same time as you. “You got lucky Aussie” as I approach you ready to lock up. yt

Damian_Slater: as we are about to lock up I ram my knee hard into your abs "whoops “I laugh "what was that about being lucky? doesn’t take luck to beat a Brit" taunts yt

Jay_Jones: Your knee hits my abs I am instantly winded and drop to my knees clutching my stomach. “You fucker Slater” the crowd boo yt

Damian_Slater: I flip off the crowd "aww is the pommy gonna cry? Time to end you" crane kicks you hard in the head yt

Jay_Jones: You flip of the crowd and mock me I look up about to call you a “wanker and your crane kick hits my head so hard my head is whiplashed back and I fall back against the ropes my eyes rolling my head falls forwards onto my chest and dribble runs out of my mouth. My fans stunned at the third head kick I have taken. I look up can see you standing in front of me through blurred vision yt

Damian_Slater: I grab you and place you on your knees again then do another crane kick yt

Jay_Jones: Your second crane kick knocks me through the ropes and I land hard on the unprotected floor. I am fighting the urge to sleep my head is spinning and all I can think is I cannot let an Australian beat me in front of my own fans. yt

Damian_Slater: I roll out of the ring, grab your head and slam your head onto the ring apron in front of your fans yt

Jay_Jones: You grab me up and I am unable to stop you slamming my head into the apron my fans are going mad at you. I put my hand up to my forehead as I am sure you have fetched blood. Grab you and throw you into the guardrail. yt

Damian_Slater: "arrrrrrrrrrrrh!!! shit!!!!!!!" I scream loudly the fans cheer for you "get him good! show the Aussie bastard what a Brit can do!" they shout yt

Jay_Jones: I pull you up and give you another crotch hold this time more of a throw down onto the hard floor. The referee is shouting at me to bring it back into the ring. I grab you by your hair and the waistband of your trunks and throw you back between the bottom and middle rope. yt

Damian_Slater: I lay on the canvas in agony then I slowly crawl to the corner and rest the back of my head on the middle turnbuckle yt

Jay_Jones: My mates told me this Aussie was a total jobber but the pain in my head and the distorted vision in my eyes tell me a different story. I am fucking lucky to still be in this match but as I climb back through the ropes I see you laying in your own corner with your head nicely placed against the middle turnbuckle.

Jay_Jones: I need no time to think as I rush towards you jump, open my legs and smash my hard crotch into your face. I ram my crotch hard into your face several times while my fans cheer at the humiliation you are suffering. “How do you like the smell of an Englishman Aussie?” I stand back and admire the look of pure disgust and humiliation on your red face yt

Damian_Slater: I groan and moan loudly as you crotch hits my face, I start to blush "smells like shit English food" I taunt yt

Jay_Jones: I rub my crotch in your face a couple more time and laughter fills the Fairfield Hall. I step away from your face grab your hair and tuck your head under my arm and fall backwards, driving the top of your head into the ring floor with a perfect DDT. yt

Damian_Slater: I lay on the canvas groaning loudly and feeling dazed I slowly begin to crawl away then I roll out of the ring and flop to the floor yt

Jay_Jones: I follow you out grab you up by your hair again put your right arm over my shoulder grab the waistband of your trunks lift and suplex you so your back takes a huge smash onto the arena floor. yt

Damian_Slater: "arrrrrrrrrh!!!! Fuck you bloody British bastards!" lays on the floor holding my aching back, the crowd cheering for you yt

Jay_Jones: Have to smile to myself as I take total control over the Aussie upstart. I stomp your right arm and pull you back up before swinging you towards the ring steps. The referee is getting pissed off with me and shouting at me to bring it back into the ring yt

Damian_Slater: as soon as my back hits the ring steps I fall to the floor and lay there struggling to move yt

Jay_Jones: Referee has started counting so I need to get you back in the ring. I pick you up with one arm under your neck the other having a sneaky feel of your arse as I roll you under the bottom rope.yt

Damian_Slater: I groan "fuck you arsehole" I try to crawl away from you but my back is in so much agony that I can't move yt

Jay_Jones: I see you in big trouble and I plan to draw this match to an end but feel I need to make a statement. I pull you up grab you under your chin turn so the back of your neck is on my shoulder and drop you with a neck breaker. yt

Damian_Slater: "arrrrrrrrrrrh!!! Fuck!!!!" I hold onto the back of my neck, I roll around screaming loudly in absolute agony yt

Jay_Jones: Brit fans loving this now and as you get up I get you face down on my shoulders one hand on your neck the other on your crotch I lift you up in gorilla press position then step back letting you fall face first onto the canvas from height SPLAT yt

Damian_Slater: I slowly roll away towards the corner the ref comes towards me to check if I’m ok and then starts counting yt

Jay_Jones: 1…2…3…4… “get up Slater you Aussie chump” 5… yt

Damian_Slater: grabs the ropes and uses them to get up slowly but painfully yt

Jay_Jones: Crowd on their feet knowing the Aussie is going down.

Jay_Jones: Pull you out and lick you in the face and whisper “If you ever get to wrestle me again come with a better attitude and I lick the side of your face” then grab you around your waist turning you upside down and walk to the centre of the ring. I adjust our position make sure you head is tightly locked between my thighs.

Jay_Jones: I jump several centimetres in the air before driving the top of your head into the canvas with a perfect tombstone piledriver.

Jay_Jones: You look peaceful out cold between my thighs so I move forwards and place my knees on your shoulders and lower my arse onto your face. The referee is there and counts ONE. yt

Damian_Slater: I lay in the canvas out cold, the ref continues to count TWO.... yt

Jay_Jones: He slaps the canvas for Three and the bell rings. DING DING.

Jay_Jones: I immediately get off you. The referee quickly raises my hand and moves back to attend to you. yt

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Published: 2021-09-22, viewed 87 times.