Lord ﹠ Lady Darcy's Fight Club

Tammy_Fay: I’ve come to break into the world of professional BARE KNUCKLE BOXING at Lady Darcy’s fight club. At least I will break into the world of unlicensed BKB, LOL. I’ve challenged Darcy and we are now going to BKB at her venue. I peek out at the ring, it’s ok, but clearly not the best of rings. And then I’m announced: “The challenger is now entering the ring, standing at 5 ft 3 in tall, weighing in at 170 lbs, 29 years old, and known at the Texas Brawling Cowgirl, is Tammy Fay!” And at that, I move down the aisle wearing some short black shorts, a black sports bra, covered over with a black tank top, a white mouth guard, and some short black boxing shoes. My hands wrapped with blue, white and red gauze. My brilliant light red hair, worn down for this event.

The_Mangler: Sits down front row... beer in hand... “COME ON DARCY, COME ON DARCY”

Lady_Darcy: I strut out into the warehouse... looking for some cheers from the crowd with my fist held high... 

 ... as I am announced... "And now please welcome... your hometown sweetheart... the BUSTY BRUISER... at 5'4", 170lbs.... here is LADY... NICOLA... DARCY!!!..." I swagger to the ring in my high waist blue bikini... posing for the crowd... 

 ... I climb the ring steps and step through between the middle and top ropes... I glare over at the Texas Cowgirl and smirk... "you've come a long way for this beating sweetie... don't worry... I'll make sure it is a good one!..."

Tammy_Fay: I smirk as I watch my older opponent enter the ring. We are nearly identical in size and shape, and clearly this won’t be a squash match on that account. She looks fit, but I’ve got the age advantage for stamina and speed, although this brawler has a lot more experience than I do. Then I hear her remark and give her a smirk back. “Hey Lady, mighty bold talk from someone old enough to be my momma! Are you sure you don’t want to just go have a nice cuppa tea like all you Brit ladies love so much? It might save ya a world of hurt! “

The_Mangler: “YOU GOT THIS DARCY, SHE’S NOTHING!”

Lady_Darcy: I snort derisively as you taunt my age... "someone old enough to be my momma! "... I wait until you are finished and then look at you condescendingly and reply with a faux American accent... "Look girlie... this momma is gonna take you out to the woodshed and... WHUP YOUR ASS!!..."

Tammy_Fay: "This momma is going to be too busy slumbering and snoring on the canvass to whup anyone's ass, let alone my ass! I'm gonna put my fist through that big smiling face of yours so hard that you won't be seeing anything but stars for a good while!"

Lady_Darcy: I laugh as you tell me that you're gonna put a fist through my face and then swagger to the middle of the ring, wiggling my curvy ass as I strut. When at the middle of the ring I point with my right foot and drag my thick, chubby, leg across the ring canvas to indicate a line... then take a step back and raise my fists, and position my legs, in a southpaw stance... "Come on sweetie... let's see you try!..." I snarl...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “TAMMY!!!, TAMMY!!!, TAMMY!!!”

Tammy_Fay: And now it’s on! I move out quickly towards the centre of the ring, stepping up to the scratch line, as the crowd watches intently as these two robust women prepare to Battle each other. I raise my fists forming an orthodox boxing stance, left fist leading, left foot leading, right fist tucked in near my chin. Then I wiggle my fingers at Darcy, and hiss “Bring it on babe!” “Show me what ya got!”

Lady_Darcy: I look around at Anastasia_the_brawler and sneer at her as I hear her chants then I look back at you and I snort as you tell me to “Bring it on babe!... Show me what ya got!”... the bell rings... DING!!... DING!!... DING!!... and I launch myself across the imaginary line in the middle of the ring... jabbing out twice with my right fist aiming at the middle of your face... my thick, curvy, body wobbling as I skip forward on my feet... then I pivot to throw a left hook, again aimed at the middle of your face...

Tammy_Fay: I feel good and confident as someone in the crowd chants out my name, but then the bell sounds, a sound that sends a shiver up my spine. And you don't wait for any kind of nice slow circle to form, you come straight at me. 170 lbs of pure boxing might. I decide to step back a couple of steps, as you charge in at me, letting your jabs hit the empty air space in front of my face. But you don't stop and suddenly a left hook also swings out, and this time I dip at my knees, letting that mean hook slice the air over my head, and then as I come back up, my red hair bouncing, I try to send a right uppercut towards your floating ribs, hopping to get in in under your left, and then a left hook towards the side of your face, hoping to go over your shoulder....spitting out breath as I make my punches....pst pst....

Anastasia_the_brawler: “I bet on Tammy!!!! Yeahhhh!!”

Lady_Darcy: I wasted no time after the bell going straight for you, but you are no fool and quickly backed away, my jabs punching the air in front of your retreating face... I let out a small grunt of annoyance... then whip my left hook around... you quickly bend down and duck under the hook... the momentum of throwing the punch sends my thick body off to my right, leaving my left side exposed... Uff... I grunt as you smack a right uppercut into my left ribs, the impact making my fleshy belly wobble, and as I straighten up, pulling my fists up tight into a guard around my head you flash out your left in a hook at the right side of my head... Oof... the blow hits my right forearm, rattling it into my head... I stumble a step my left... then come back at you, stepping forward and sending my own left cross at the right side of your head... leaning my 170lbs into the punch...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Come on Tammy break her!!!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Come on Lady Darcy!”

Tammy_Fay: My uppercut smacks hard into your rib cage, and then my left hook lands on your temple, but you are really solidly built, and can take a punch, so it looks like many more punches are going to be needed to put you down on that lovely canvass. You stumble off to your left and come back with a quick left cross at the side of my head, that smacks into my cheek. My head snaps back, and I use my thick neck muscles to keep my head from bouncing around too much. I blink my eyes, and then counter punch fast, trying to drive a right straight under your left towards your solar plexus, and then a left hook at your jaw, really wanting to take your head off!

Tammy_Fay: I take a quick glance at the crowd.... see some Japanese woman rooting for Darcy....I ignore her....for the moment...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “In the belly work the fire bush's body!”

Anastasia_the_brawler: “I bet on Tammy!!!! Come on blow this fat cow!!!!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Gives Anastasia a dirty look.

Tom_the_Fighter: “Tammy, go for it!!!”

Lady_Darcy: It's toe to toe, none of this dancing around the ring... my left cross smacks into the side of your face, your head snaps back and your eyes blink... I smirk a grin... but you didn't get signed for this fight because one punch would put you down... you immediately fire back... a right into my belly... Ufff... it digs deep into the thick flesh which ripples... my head drops, and you swing a left hook at my jaw in response... I twist my body to my left to evade the uppercut, then twist back to my right looping an overarm left hook at your jaw, again leaning my 170lbs of thick body behind the blow... looking to put you down on your fat ass if it connects...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Sucks on a beer.

Tammy_Fay: My right digs into your belly, but you twist your body to avoid my hook connecting. And as you twist back to your right, a nasty looping overarm hook swings out, the kind of punch that leaves people on the canvass when they connect. I'm quick to dive under the hook, and then drive my body forward, trying to drive my shoulder under that left arm, hoping to drive you back into the ropes. My thick feet pressing hard into the canvass as I lead forward, pushing and heaving as I breath hard!

Lady_Darcy: As I swing my overarm left you drop low and again the momentum of my thick, curvy, body carries me onwards, straight into your you on-driving shoulder that rams into my belly... UFFF... I grunt as you slam your shoulder into me and I start to back pedal, unable to brace my legs against your charge until my back hits the ropes... I immediately drop my upper body and head down over your back, wrapping my arms around your upper body, looking to lock my hands together under your breasts and hold you...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Good move, tie her up!”

Tammy_Fay: My forward momentum gets you to the ropes, but you come down on top of me, wrapping your arms under my tits, locking me in place. In a licenced BKB match the ref would be breaking this up but here this is unlicensed fighting where things are looser. I realise that this could become a bad position to be in, really fast, so to try to get out of this, I bring my left thick leg around the back of your right leg, and then pull hard, and at the same time push forward with my right shoulder into your belly, hoping I can trip you down onto your butt!

Anastasia_the_brawler: “YEAAAAAH TAMMY !!!”

Lady_Darcy: You tried to get me pinned against the ropes with a belly spear, then you would have laid into me while I was trapped on the ropes, but I am experienced and countered with my own piece of grappling, now your are trying to get out of my grip... your left leg behind my right to try and trip me up, pushing hard with your shoulder... but I am against the ropes and as we struggle I am pushed further into the ropes... now I try to gain my own advantage, trying to twist your body to my left and roll my back around on the ropes, twisting you into the ropes so that I would have you trapped against the ropes...

Amber_Devine: “Show her who's boss Darcy!”

Tammy_Fay: Wrasslin never was my strong suit, and suddenly this big gal as twisted me around into the ropes, my butt pressing into the middle rope as you continue to dominate me from above. I imagine the crowd are enjoying the view of my ass and are probably backing away from the ring apron in case I go through the fuckin ropes! I unwrap my arms now from around your mid-section, and pull my big fists out and then try to hammer your sides with each fist, wanting to get turned loose from your hold.

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Come on Tammy that is right !!!” Shows middle finger to Amber.

Lady_Darcy: Got ya!!... I twist you around and now have you pushed against the ropes... you realise the danger and start to try and break free, letting go of my thick waist you start to slap those big fists of yours into my thick, fleshy, sides... uff... uff... I let out little grunts as you slap, you can't get much of a swing and your blows are more an annoyance... but I know I can't deliver much of an attack from this position myself... I take a deep breath and then... make my move... rapidly releasing my arms from around your waist and taking a half step backwards I fling my right knee up at where your head would be when you were bent over... this is unlicensed bareknuckle boxing, no one is going to dq me for a little knee shot are they?...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Alright! You rock Lady Darcy!”

The_Mangler: “C’mon Darcy”

Tammy_Fay: My fists are just not getting much power in this position, it’s just too fuckin awkward! Then suddenly you release me and take a little step back. My first thoughts are that I’m going to lose my balance and fall forward, so my first reaction is to start to come erect. But a big knee swings up and catches me in the forehead, popping my head back.... it’s like getting hit by a sledge hammer! The blow flips me over so that I land on my right side, the entire ring shakes as I land. I roll onto my back, staring up at the bright lights overhead, wondering what the fuck...

Lady_Darcy: I release you and take half a step backwards, as I do you start to straighten up... but not quickly enough... my left knee fly's upwards and cracks into your forehead... CRACK.. sending your head popping upwards, your body following for a moment, before gravity comes into play and... down you fall... thumping into the canvas with a loud splat, rolling onto your back and staring up into the air... I snort with laughter as you lay there on your back... I strut around you with a gloating grin on my face, wiggling my fat ass as I swagger around you... I beckon towards you and hiss... "Come on Cowgirl... I thought you were supposed to be... tough..." I sneer... "You gonna get up... or have you had enough?" I taunt...

The_Mangler: Applauds loudly.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “YESSS!!!...”

Tammy_Fay: That blow to my head was fuckin hard, and it probably would have KO’s me if I had not been moving to stand erect. I’m fighting one mean old bitch, that’s for sure. I’m feeling stunned, but I’m still conscious and I can hear Darcy taunting. I look over at Darcy and see her smug look on her face and well, shit, that’s enough to make me want to get up off this fuckin canvass and fight on. At the count of 7, I begin to rise, and push myself off the canvass by the count of 9. I stagger a little, like a drunk, and then steady myself. My face is wet with sweat and I touch my forehead with my fingers to try to see if there is a bruise. Then I sneer at Darcy and raise my fists to shoulder height, determined to make you pay. "I ain't whuped yet!"

Lady_Darcy: I watch you as you struggle to your feet, a look of contempt on my face, as the count reaches 9 and you are on your feet, I raise my guard up and get ready to attack... you make a show of bravado... "I ain't whuped yet!"... I smile... "But you soon will be sweetie" I gloat and then, without waiting for the referee, I lunge forward... dropping down I swing a left hook aiming for your rounded belly, pivoting to a right uppercut aiming for where I think your head will drop...

The_Mangler: “DARCY (claps), DARCY (claps), DARCY (claps)”

Tammy_Fay: In boxing you do what ya gotta do, and you come at me so fast. I’m still feeling stunned from that knee to the forehead, and then I’m slow to react to a mean left hook that SMACKS into my navel, bending me forward, I gasp from the pain in my belly, but I absorb the blow. Luckily for me I bend forward and towards my right, so that mean right uppercut only glances off my left jaw and misses the chin. As I come back up, I swing my own right uppercut at your chin, trying to send it between your big fists, and hopping to get back in the fight.

Lady_Darcy: My belly shot doubles you over making you gasp in pain, but my uppercut doesn't land cleanly, just glancing your head and as I regain my stance from swinging the big haymaker you fire back with a right uppercut... strat through my guard and smacking into my chin... URRR... my head rocks violently backwards vigourously shaking my high ponytail and I stumble back a couple of steps... I shake my head a couple of times to clear it and then regain my stance, an angry, annoyed, glare on my face... I get my guard up and start to circle you, moving to my right...

Tammy_Fay: My uppercut lands hard on your chin, causing you to stagger back, and now I see crimson red in my eyes and brain. I know by pure animal instinct this is a big opportunity to put you down, and I lunge forward, fists ready to try to take advantage of the situation. You try to circle me by moving to your right, so I move left, to cut you off, swinging a big left hook towards your jaw and then a right cross towards your right eye socket, wanting to punish you for the humiliating knockdown you caused with your big knee.

Lady_Darcy: I am rattled by the uppercut, a little woozy, so I start to circle to buy a little time. The success of landing the uppercut seems to have energized you, here you come at me, lunging forward, trying to cut me off by moving to your left. A big left hook fly's out at me, I sway to my left, raising my forearms together in front of the right side of my head to block the blow. The force of the impact on my forearms sends me stumbling a little more to my left... you try to cut me off again, sending a right cross at my face... again I turtle up behind my forearms... and now starting to go backwards, skipping backwards to make a little distance between us, keeping my guard up high to protect my head...

Tammy_Fay: The sound of my fist pounding on your forearms was just not the sound I wanted to hear, not the sound of a fist pounding on a face! You’ve recovered quickly from my uppercut, and now are in retreat, back peddling away from me. The sight of a big woman like you retreating from me, though, is so psychologically rewarding, so I keep coming and coming, my bare feet pounding into the canvass as I move, the sounds reverberating around the small fight club hall. “Where you going?” As I come in closer, I drop my left and try for a shovel hook punch towards your liver, hoping I can send it under your right elbow, and then I try something unusual, rather then sending out my right fist, I try a left overhand punch towards the area between your eyes, hoping to go over your big fists. My heart is now racing fast with this action!

Lady_Darcy: I keep retreating as you come forward, my thick ass wobbling as I pick up speed, my 38DD breasts bouncing in my top as you chase me. Not wanting to get trapped with my back to the ropes I start to move sideways to my left, luckily just in time to avoid your shovelling left hook towards my body... I slow my retreat for a moment and your left flashes out high, trying to get over my high guard... "NO!..." I squeal and simultaneously raise my guard higher and duck my head tightly behind my fists to try block the blow... Ufff... I grunt as it thumps my fists into my forehead, and I again stumble backwards... after retreating a couple of steps I quickly glance left-right to work out where the ropes are and how much space there is... more space to my right... I skip sideways to my right on my thick legs, again keeping my guard up, my curvy body wobbling... I am now starting to puff and gasp noticeably, my thick body glistening with a cover of sweat...

Tammy_Fay: My left shovel hook just swipes the empty air space as you move left, and then my left overhand just crashes into your knuckles as you maintain a high guard. You keep retreating and move right to avoid getting trapped on the ropes. I’m 20 years younger than this boxing MILF, and I can now see the strain on your face, I don’t want to slow down and pace myself though, because I figure my opponent will wear herself out first. BKB is faster and at a more aggressive pace than other martial arts, and even though we are just over 3 minutes in the fight, I’m also beginning to feel the strain of dodging and sending punches. I move left to try to block your escape to the ring centre, and then keep the pressure up, a snappy double jab towards your cheek and nose, trying to split your guard and then I try a fast-moving uppercut towards your solar plexus region, wanting to work your body too!

Lady_Darcy: I start skipping to my right but again you accelerate to cut me off by moving to your left, you're younger and faster than me and I know that, but if I keep forcing you to move twice the distance, I do then I'll start to wear you down instead of you wearing me down. Again, you attack quickly... fast jab towards my cheek and nose... block it by raising my forearms... another fast jab... another block... UGH!!... you slam a right uppercut into my belly, digging into my thick flesh, momentarily winding me, I bend forward, dropping my guard a little... I am too winded to run for the moment, time to fight... you dropped your right to deliver the uppercut, leaving the right side of your head unguarded... I loop a short-left hook at the right side of your head, turning my thick body behind the blow... then pivot and swing a right uppercut at where I expect your chin to be...

Tammy_Fay: I keep charging forward, covering more distance than you do and swing more punches, all of this activity consuming a lot of energy. And now your greater experience pays off, as you know when to retreat and when to go toe to toe. Both of my jabs at your face get blocked, then my right uppercut hits you in the belly, and I can feel the recoil in my right arm from the hard blow, but my right is down, and I'm about to send my left down at your face, but suddenly your left hook sweeps up, connecting with my right ear, my guard down leaving my head open. My head twists to my left, and then my chin meets your right uppercut square on, nearly taking my fuckin head off, my head snaps back and my knees wobble and my tits wobble in their halter top, and I stagger back several steps, glassy eyed, trying to get my dukes back up!

Lady_Darcy: My left hook clatters into the right side of your head, twisting your head and then as your head turns back my right uppercut connects with your chin... "YES!"... I squeal as your head snaps backwards, you stumble backwards, your knees wobbling and the rest of your body shaking from the aftershock... No hesitation on my part, as you struggle to get your fists up in a guard, I dart forward... throwing out my right in two quick jabs aimed at your forehead and then twisting my thick body, leaning it into a big left uppercut aimed at your chin.. my tits, belly and ass all swaying wildly as I swing the haymaker...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Pound her Darcy!”

Tom_the_Fighter: “Tammy… Tammy…”

Tammy_Fay: After taking the hook on the ear, and the uppercut to the chin, I begin to feel woozy and unbalanced, and I’m not given any chance to recover, as you come at me fast. But even so, I’m built like a fuckin tank, and I’ve got a stubborn nature about me, a strong desire to win, and need to never back down. I don’t retreat sensibly as you rush forward, but instead try to stand pat. BAM BAM....two big right jabs smack into my forehead, snapping my head back, and causing me to stumble back, until my back hits the ropes and bends the top rope until it looks like it will snap. This backward movement causes your left uppercut to fall short and just swipe the air in front of my face. My eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets, but then the bending rope gives me a bit of forward momentum, and I try to wrap my arms around your arms or body, needing to try to recover in a clinch.

Lady_Darcy: My right jabs smack into your forehead making it rock backwards and you stumble backwards towards the ropes... just getting out of the way of my left uppercut that swishes in front of your chin... I let out a grunt of annoyance and start to try and straighten up in order to pound you on the ropes but as I do I see you stumbling off the ropes towards me your arms out to clinch onto me... there's nowhere I can escape to, you're going to grab me, but in a moment I lean forward with my head, aiming a headbutt at the middle of your face as you come in for the clinch...

Tammy_Fay: I've just about got you in the clinch, but damn, you're good, and suddenly your forehead smacks into my nose, driving me backwards into the ropes! A dribble of blood starts running out of my nose, and it fuckin hurts! And this is the second time you've caught me out with brutal blows. A couple of tears now run down my cheek from the headbutting of my nose, and now I get angry, and try to box my way off the ropes, swinging a left and right hook combination at your jaws, nearly a guttural growl as I come at you.

Lady_Darcy: My headbutt cracks into your nose and you stumble back into the ropes... there's blood oozing out of your nose... and now tears running from your eyes... no surprise, that must've hurt and frankly, I have been delivering some nasty, brutal, blows to you... but hey, this is a fight to the finish, and I don't want to be the one that's finished... and neither do you it seems... you come off the ropes again, swinging... a left hook, a right hook... well this time I am not backing away, I've got you on the ropes and I eat the left hook... Ufff... my head snaps to my left but my thick, chubby legs hold firm and I stand my ground... UFFF... the right hook lands and my head snaps to the right... but now I fire back with a left hook and then a right hook at your now unguarded chin, swinging my thick body behind the blows... you're trapped on the ropes and I am happy to slug it out blow for blow with you...

Tammy_Fay: My hook combo land hard on the sides of your face, but you just eat those punches, and don’t budge, leaving me trapped on the ropes and nowhere to retreat back to. Again, your experience is showing, and my eyes open wide as I realise my hooks don’t move you. My guard is not back in place when you return and left and right hook into my wide-open chin, making spit fly out of my mouth! My head twists in one direction then the other and I begin to feel my knees buckling, but rather than turtling up, I try to trade some punches, with you, dropping my right and trying to send a short-range uppercut the base of that big left boob!

Lady_Darcy: Got ya!... My left hook sends your head to your left, spit flying out of your mouth... my right hook sends your head snapping to the right, more spit flying... your knees start to buckle... you make a desperate attempt to fire back, a vicious right uppercut at my left tit... ARRGH!!... I squeal in pain and grab my left tit for a moment and then, furious at your attack on my boobs, I lean forward and drive a left hook aimed down at your forehead as your knees buckle... looking to put you down and out with the vicious blow...

Tammy_Fay: As my knees begin to buckle, and pound into the canvass, suddenly you send a vicious left hook down and into my temple, and suddenly things begin to get woozy, as my brain rattles around inside my skull. My body then falls forward, crashing face first onto the canvass. I can smell all the blood, sweat, tears and saliva from many BKB matches in this ring, as I moan, and groan spread eagle.

Lady_Darcy: "YESS!!!"... I squeal as your knees buckle and you go face, tits, and belly, down onto the canvas... I make a little tour around the ring showing off to the crowd... 

... before I turn and look at the ref, then at you down on the canvas... "Well??!!..." I squeal at the ref., "Are you gonna count her or call it or what?..." I petulantly demand...

Tammy_Fay: I hear Darcy taunting me to get up, the ref is counting, and I know I have to get up and whup her ass, so I press myself up off the canvass, and push up onto one knee, but then suddenly the ring begins to spin, and I just crash back down onto the canvass, enjoying all of the odours all over again of past fights. And I hear the word 10!

BoxerAce: Cheering as Lady Darcy shows off. “Thats a KNOCKOUT!”

Lady_Darcy: I look down at you with a sneer on my face as you make a brave attempt to get up, I shake my head contemptuously, it's clear you'll not make it... I gloat at you... "And here's me thinking that you Texas gals were supposed to be tough!... Well now ya know not to mess with me don't ya..."

Published: 2023-12-15, viewed 60 times.