Lord ﹠ Lady Darcy's Fight Club

Lady_Darcy: "Welcome to tonight's MAIN EVENT... for the MEN'S NO HOLDS BARRED TITLE... Please welcome first to the ring... THE CHALLENGER... standing 5'7" talll and weighing in at 240lbs... he is... THE BRITISH BRUISER... LORD DARCY!!!...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “BOOOOOOOOOO”

Lord_Darcy: I have been waiting backstage,

... eager for my re-match with The Mangler... I swagger out into the warehouse and towards the ring... hearing the boos of Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung... I give her the middle finger as I pass her...

Destiny_Desire: Shuffles into the audience, taking a seat close to the front row!

Lord_Darcy: I climb the ring steps and duck into the ring between the middle and top ropes... I look around the crowd and then lean back in my corner to await the... so called... champion...

Destiny_Desire: “Let’s gooooo!! Get the Champ out here!”

Lady_Darcy: "And now please welcome... THE CHAMPION... standing 5'9" tall and weighing in at 271lbs, he is the self-proclaimed... CANADIAN CRIPPLER... here is... THE MANGLER!!!!..."

Nathan_gingerbread: “Let’s go Mangler ...”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Yea, you got this Mangler!” Sings Oh Canada.

The_Mangler: I stride out the belt around my waist as I walk the aisle to the Ring. I stare at the throng gathered and I as I see and hear Suki singing the national anthem I stand and salute her. I climb up the steps and as I do the big screen has an image of me…

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “He’s easy prey for you Champ!”

Lord_Darcy: Shakes my head in disbelief at the reception for The Mangler... points  at Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung... "You'll be singing that at his funeral after I am done with him!"

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Throws peanuts at Lord Darcy.

The_Mangler: In my blue mask and red tights and black boots I step through the ropes and take my corner.... hearing the chirping going on I smirk and take off my belt hand it to the ref… I stand ready to go as I stretch.....

Lady_Darcy: I take the belt from the Mangler and first show it to Lord Darcy and then to the crowd, then hand it to the timekeeper... I look at Mangler and then Lord Darcy... "Okay you both know the rules... they're easy... there aren't any... it's NO HOLDS BARRED... FIGHT TO A FINISH... WINNER BY KNOCKOUT... Get ready both of you..." I walk over to the ropes ready to step out of the ring, no need for a ref in NHB until there is a KO... once out of the ring I signal to the timekeeper to ring the bell... DING!!... DING!!... DING!!...

Bri_deznuts: As I walk into the arena. I noticed this match that already started as I am late, but I go to try to find the seat next to the ring looking on

Destiny_Desire: “Over here Bri!”

Bri_deznuts: I see Destiny over in the corner as I walk over to you as you. Wait until you want me to sit by her.

The_Mangler: I start to slowly circle to the left as I snarl at my opponent, this will be a war of attrition so no early wasting energy as I want conserve as much as I can.... I raise my hands fingers wiggle and go for the traditional lock up....

Kim_Jung: Sits next to my partner Suki to watch this little match. Waves to Destiny.

Destiny_Desire: Waves to Kim and Suki, “LET’S GO MANGLERRRRRR”.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Offers some peanuts to my partner, waves to Destiny.

Bri_deznuts: I wave everyone I know. I'm hoping that to get the next title shot for the women’s title.

Lord_Darcy: I see you come out of your corner slowly, raising your hands and arms for a traditional collar and elbow... I come out of my corner more quickly, bouncing on my feet, my big belly wobbling... I quickly dance towards you with my hands up and start throwing left and rights at you... then aiming a kick at your thigh...

The_Mangler: With a flurry of attacks, I try to defend the hits but the kick to the thigh drops me to the mat on one knee...my eyes wince, teeth grit....as I look up at my opponent, still fresh I push up, ball my fist and attempt a lunging shot aimed at your big belly....

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Yea, drill him where it hurts Champ!”

Bri_deznuts: Looks over at Lady Darcy wonders if she is refereeing this match or not.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Psssst Bri its NHB, the ref just counts out the loser.”

Lord_Darcy: My fists slap at your arms as you defend your head, but my thigh kick drops you down onto one knee... I grin gloatingly... but you are up quickly and lunge forward with a fist lunged right into my big belly... URRGH... I grunt as the fist digs in and my flesh ripples... I gasp for a moment and then retaliate with a headbutt, hoping that you won't get your guard back in place in time... 

The_Mangler: UUUUGHHHHHHH my head snaps back as a blinding flash of pain radiates from my forehead, and i take a couple of steps back bending down a bit and hand on my masked head. Hurt and in pain...rage fills my heart as I want to take this big bastard down and leave him a pile if quivering flesh...so already bent , I charge him attempting to spear him and bowl this Brit over....

Lord_Darcy: There is a loud CRACK as our heads collide and you stumble backwards, dropping your head down and holding it in your hands, then you look up and charge forward in a spear, aiming for my big gut... but I have a moments warning and dodge to the side... letting you run on towards the corner...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Fight fair Darcy, stop cheating!”

The_Mangler: Guhhhhhhh I slam into the corner going between the ropes and landing on the cable holding the ropes ....I groan and rub my shoulder falling to my knees as I lean on the middle buckle, rubbing my shoulder....

Destiny_Desire: Wonders just how extreme this match will become…

Bri_deznuts: “I think it is gonna become very extreme.”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Yes, soon we get to see some flesh>”

Lord_Darcy: I dodge to the side and let you run into the corner, you go between the turnbuckles, your shoulder slamming into the post and then you drop onto your knees, your head resting on the middle turnbuckle... I charge in at you, jumping into the air, aiming to slam my knees down into your back, landing my 240lbs on your back...

Lady_Darcy: I look at Suki, Destiny and Bri and smile... "No Holds Barred" I say.

The_Mangler: Ughhhhhhhhhh I get crushed into the corner as my opponent takes the opportunity and smashes me. I lean on the ropes and slowly droop to the mat on my big belly as I breathe heavily, a light layer of perspiration forms, and my body heaves on the mat as I try to get up ....

Bri_deznuts: I nod my head and give Lady Darcy a big thumbs up.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Gives Lady Darcy the one finger salute.

Lord_Darcy: I jump onto your back, crushing you into the corner against the turnbuckles, you grunt loudly in pain as you exhale. Then I climb off your back and start to walk back across the ring... as I do I give the middle finger to @Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung... then I turn and seeing you trying to get up I charge at you in the corner looking to splash into you with my big belly... 

The_Mangler: On my gut on the mat and trying to get up, I hear your bootsteps rumble and approach, instead of getting up I drop back down attempting to roll out of the way and get on the floor to rest and recoup from your attack....

Lord_Darcy: As I charge into the corner you drop down out of the way, and then roll out under the bottom rope down to the floor... unable to stop my momentum I run belly first into the corner turnbuckles... URFFFF!... I exhale loudly as I knock the wind out of myself... for a moment I hang then, then stumble backwards out of the corner, my arms wrapped around my belly...

The_Mangler: I walk around the outside of the ring rubbing my back and flexing it back.... with NHB there no count out so I take my time and climb up the steps ...on the apron I look at my opponent " LET'S GO DARCY COME HERE AND HELP ME IN THE RING"...I taunt

Lord_Darcy: I stumble around in the ring for a few moments clutching my belly, then I look over and see you climbing up the ring steps... then you call out... "LET'S GO DARCY COME HERE AND HELP ME IN THE RING"... "PAH!!..." I snort, shaking my head... then I point down at an imaginary line in the middle of the ring... "YOU COME OVER MANGLER!..." I shout... then I watch you carefully, waiting for the moment you duck down to come through the ropes so that I can charge and attack you...

The_Mangler: We both know what's happening and I watch him as he stands there. Slowly I bend low and keep my eyes on you and as I bend and start to climb in, I ready my arm and cock it ....

Lord_Darcy: As you bend down I charge forward... YARRRRGGH!!... screaming as I charge, my big belly bouncing as my feet pound on the canvas... I clutch my hands together and raise my arms up in the air above my head as I get close to you... aiming to smash a double axe handle down on you as you climb through the ropes...

The_Mangler: I have one shot he's opened himself up and raising his arm as he gets close, I reach out and swing my arm up at his package hoping to drop the big man down hard ...

Bri_deznuts: I get up out of my chair and walk over to Lady Darcy and just standing by her as I look over her and smile.

Lady_Darcy: "Glad you appreciate it sweetie..."

Bri_deznuts: Amazed at your looks, I sit there and wonder if she is still a champion or not.

Lord_Darcy: As I get to the ropes, my hands, and arms up in the air to crash down on you while you are bent over... you swing a wild uppercut into my nuts... ARRRRRGHH!... I squeal before I can deliver the double axe handle, my hands releasing from the double axe handle position and my arms coming down for my hands to clutch my nuts, my head dropping down as I double over...

The_Mangler: I move into the ring through the ropes to my injured opponent... I love seeing my opponent in pain...I stand before him and place his arm over my shoulder and reach my hand between his thick thighs...hand running over his package to his ass as I bend my legs and scoop him up as I flip him up and over, our bulbous sweaty chests ride over each other as I am setting him up for a body slam in the center of the ring.

Destiny_Desire: “WOOOOOO!!!”

Lord_Darcy: Uggg... Uggg... I moan as I clutch my nuts in pain and stumble around... giving you time to get in the ring... you grab me, sending one of my arms over your shoulder... the other arm between my thick thighs and cupping my ass.. picking me up... "Nooo... Nooo..." I gasp as you scoop my big body up into the air... "NOOOOO...." as you slam me down hard onto my back on the canvas...

... THUD!!... I hit the canvas hard on my back, my big gut wobbling and shaking from the aftershock of the impact... Urrr... Urrr... I moan and roll onto my side, planting my hands on the canvas in an effort to get up...

The_Mangler: As I look on in delight I know that as much as I want to show boat I can't give him any time to recover so I come from behind and raise my boot for a barrage of stomps to his back if I can get him in time..

Lord_Darcy: As I try to get up you start to stomp me in the back... ARGGH... I shake and wobble as you kick me, but I keep getting up... ARRRGH... you stomp me again as I am half up, sending me stumbling headfirst towards the ropes...

The_Mangler: I walk over to my man, fire in my eyes as I look down on my wounded prey, I bend low and try to wrap my hands around his big neck, choke him slowly out in front of his wife ..and all the fans .....GRREAHHHHHHHH!!!

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Yeah Mangler!!”

Lord_Darcy: As I stumble towards the ropes, in a bent over half up position, you follow me... grabbing me around the neck with those big hands of yours... squeezing, squeezing hard... UFFFF... UFFF... I gasp and puff for air as you choke me... I grab your wrists to try and break the grip... but no doing... I can feel myself drifting out as you strangle me... plan B... I ram my left leg up aiming my left knee between your legs for your nuts... and if you don't break the choke immediately my plan is to repeat it until you do...

The_Mangler: My body jerks with electric shock of pain through my body releasing my old I slowly fall backwards and land on my ass, I lean back on one elbow, the other hand massaging my nuts, dealing with the pain, and the fire of anger burning deeper now. Knowing I'm in trouble....

Lord_Darcy: My shots between your legs works, you jolt as if electrocuted and release the choke, falling back down onto the canvas on your ass, massaging your nuts... gasping for some air after being choked I stumble forward at you and swing a huge chop at your chest... then another... looking to knock you down onto your back on the canvas...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Wake up Mangler!!!”

The_Mangler: The echo of the chop echoes around the arena and I recoil in pain and pull back a bit as the second one hits, I recoil in pain, my head bows...my chest is bright red. I fall back my body ripples as I hit. I look around and see Lad Darcy and the crowd ...sore and hurting I lay there but he's close so I attempt to almost scissor kick from the mat aiming at his knee if I can....

Supergirl_Elle: “Seems I’ve come just in time to see Mangler in his new regular role of losing.”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Fight back Mangler!”

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Come on Mangler!!! Fight back!!!!!”

Supergirl_Elle: “Either way he will win a title. A belt or a new title of…The Mangled!”

Lord_Darcy: As I chop you the flesh on your chest ripples... I hit you again... you go down on your side... I lunge forward looking to grab your ankles and you flash out with a kick that hits me in the knee... ARGH... I squeal and drop down onto one knee, then I try to push up and again make a grab for your ankles, aiming to twist you onto your back...

The_Mangler: The boot does its job of knocking him down works but, relentlessly he keeps coming at me. Hearing the chatter in the crowd drives me on and as he goes to grabbing my ankles, I draw one boot back and try to smash whatever I can his chest or head in this struggle...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Yea, kick his empty head off!”

Lord_Darcy: As I go to grab for your ankles you draw back your right leg and lash out a kick with your right boot hitting me hard in the chest... UGH!... I grunt as the impact knocks me reeling backwards on my heels, my arms windmilling at my side... after a couple of steps I get my balance back and then lunge back towards as you lay on the canvas, aiming a soccer kick at your head...

Sinful_Senorita_Carmen: “Come on Duke of Donuts!!!”

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Be careful Mangler!!!!!”

Lady_Darcy: I look around when I hear the Carmen the Latina Slut's voice somewhere in the room.

Supergirl_Elle: “It seems Lord Darcy has little support here?”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Well he doesn't give out donuts and cakes, plus he has deep pockets and short arms.”

Sinful_Senorita_Carmen: “Everyone loves Staypuft too!”

Lady_Darcy: “The crowd does seem to have a favorite!”

The_Mangler: My head snaps back and a spray of saliva sprays out and I fall to the mat...my body warbles as I hit the ringboards on my back...splayed out my gut heaving... I hear a ringing in my head but I still know where I am.... splayed out I move slowly

Lord_Darcy: Your head snaps back from the impact of my soccer kick, spit and sweat flying, as you go down onto the canvas on your back... you start moving slowly as though trying to get up... but I don't intend to give you a chance, moving quickly and at last grabbing your ankles to pull your legs up into the classic... V-position... I raise my right boot up in the air and then look around for Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung and gloat... "Time for the... nutcracker stomp!..." I tauntingly gasp at her...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “FUCK!!! WAKE UP MANGLER!!!!!”

Supergirl_Elle: “That’s one way to make him… The Mangled”

The_Mangler: My mouth goes into a huge O as I am crushed, and my guts turn circles inside me. He has me in a V and I look around the ring surrounded by people but I'm all alone as the British baboon has his moment in the sun... the pain is draining and I can't do anything now, I need to bide my time

Sinful_Senorita_Carmen: “Get up Biscuit Boy!!!!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Mangler, your victory blowjob is going out the window!”

Supergirl_Elle: “Much like a bad batch of bread, this dough is not rising!”

Lord_Darcy: I slam my boot down between your legs and you squeal in pain, your mouth forming a large O.... having delivered my stomp I drop your legs down to the canvas... I can hear your fans calling for you to "Get up!!"... I laugh and wag my finger at them... "He ain't getting up anytime soon!..." I sneer at them... I make the belt symbol around my large waist... then I turn back to you and beckon at you with both hands... "Come on Mangler... let's see if you can get up!!..."

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Get up Mangler!!! Take your revenge!!!”

The_Mangler: Slowly, slowly, I roll and get to my side and then to my knees as I do I adjust my waist band and push myself up to my feet, I hold out one had to you making a stop sign, “WHOA, WHOA, WHOA" I say holding out one hand but keeping one hand behind me. I then slowly approach you and aside I do I keep that first hand in front of me and I slowly come at you slowly.....then......I dig deep and lunge at you and try to drive a 5cm long plastic foreign object in your throat .... HEEEEEYEAHHH

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Whoa posing and taking pictures in the ring will cost you every time!!”

Nathan_gingerbread: “Get him Mangler!!”

Lord_Darcy: I watch you as you struggle to your feet, begging me to stay back... I snort and laugh at you... then suddenly you dart forward, your arm coming around from behind your back and flashing out towards my throat... ARRRRRRGGGHH!!!... I scream as something hard is rammed into my throat... I recoil backwards, my hands and arms coming up to clutch my throat as I fall down onto the canvas on my side... coughing, choking and spluttering...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Mangler!!! Mangler!!!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “How sweet it is!”

Supergirl_Elle: “Wow, taking cheating to a new level."

The_Mangler: I watch with satisfaction as my big opponent writhes on the mat .... now that he's hurt, I put my foreign object away and reach down and grab him and pull him up by his mask. As he gets up, I wrap my arm around his head in a headlock facing away from him attempt to drop us both for a DDT.

Lord_Darcy: Cough... cough... I am choking after you rammed something into my throat, down on the canvas, writhing around, my hands clutching at my windpipe... you reach down and grab my mask pulling me up... Urrrr... Urrr... I whine.... you wrap your arm around my head and fall backwards for a DDT... 

... ARRRGHHH!!... my head is brutally rammed into the canvas... Urrr... urr... I moan as I roll onto my back, my legs spreadeagled, my big belly up... one hand clutching at my throat, the other clutching at the top of my head...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Finish him!!!!! Yeaaaah!!!”

Kim_Jung: “Damn it… The Mangler means business today!”

The_Mangler: I come behind my opponent and pull him up by his mask, wrenching his neck, up to his feet. He coughs, gags, and sputters .... but I take his head and drive it between my meaty thighs, wrap my hands around his big belly and hoist him upside down...ready to try and drive him into the mat ....for a pile driver......

Anastasia_the_brawler: “It seems someone will have a big headache!”

Kim_Jung: “Oh my Lord… Richter scale warning!!!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Fastens my seat belt. “Enjoy the flight Lord Darcy, spread your wings”.

Lord_Darcy: Urrggg... I groan as I writhe on the canvas, unable to really focus... you grab my mask and start to pull me up... "No... No..." I gasp, you get me up onto my wobbly, thick, legs forcing my head down... Urrr... Urrr... I slap a left hook at your belly... I slap a right hook at your belly... but you force my head down between your thick thighs... "No... No..." I gasp again as you wrap your arms around my big waist... I slap desperately at your thighs with my hands...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Soooo good to see a Darcy eating the mat!!!!!! Go Mangler!!!!”

The_Mangler: Boom the ring rumbles as we hit and your head is driven into the mat. We bounce a bit as the ring boards flex, and I push you off if me and let you flop to the canvass....

Anastasia_the_brawler: See the ropes of the ring shaking... smile!!!!

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Almost bounces out of my seat.

Lord_Darcy: Unable to stop you I am flipped up into the air, my legs pointing up and you drop down... ramming my head into the canvas.... the lights go out... my body goes limp and collapses down onto the canvas on my back... arms and legs spreadeagled, big belly up, my head flops limply to the side... out cold...

The_Mangler: “Check him Lady Darcy!...”

Lady_Darcy: I slide into the ring, my role as referee to check if Lord Darcy is out... 

... I kneel beside him take hold of his mask with my hand and check his eyes... "HE'S OUT!!..." I yell and then look around and call out... "THE WINNER... AND STILL MEN'S NHB CHAMPION.... THE MANGLER!!!..."...

Anastasia_the_brawler: “Yeeeeeeahhhhh!!!!!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “YES!!! WAY TO GO MANGLER!!!”

The_Mangler: Whoops with my arm's raised. I stand to the accolades of the fans.... I take my belt back....and raise an arm ... then climb through the rope and off the ring to the dressing room ....

Supergirl_Elle: I can’t believe my tag partner is such a cheater. Weapons even. Ignores his celebration and leaves.

Lord_Darcy: Rolls out of the ring... and staggers away...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: “Seems there is no joy in Muddville as the mighty Lord Darcy has struck out”.

Published: 2023-12-18, viewed 57 times.