Lord ﹠ Lady Darcy's Fight Club

The_Referee: I’m standing in one corner, in my striped referee blouse and black slacks, foot on the lower rope, in flavour city, enjoying the last drags of my cigarette, thinking how awful it was when I refereed rugby matches, all that running up and down the field left me so winded I could not get a decent drag on my smoke. Boxing is so much better, no running around. I glance at my watch, hoping to get this fight started on time, so I flick my cigarette butt towards the centre of the ring and as I pick up the microphone, I stop and mash the butt into the canvass with my shoe.

The_Referee: Aaaa.....hmmmmm....Hey y’all, I’m Wanda Fay from Texas, and I’ll be your announcer and the referee for this bareknuckle boxing event at Lord and Lady Darcy’s Fight Club. This is going be one spectacular show tonight, and I expect blood, sweat, tears and spit are gonna fly in every direction. So take hold of them reins and get ready, cause the first fighter is gonna enter the ring soon. And you know who I’m talking about, it’s the very own Lady Nicola Darcy! She’s got a record of 4 wins and 3 losses in bareknuckle boxing. Weighing in at a powerful 170 lbs, and 5 ft 4 in tall of pure boxin dynamite, let’s give a big hand to her Ladyship!

Lady_Darcy: I hear the announcement being made... I roll my eyes and think to myself, "Sheesh, where did we get this referee from... I was told they'd done Twickenham... sounds more like Clapham Common after the pubs have thrown out!"... Still, time to show the crowd what they came to see... I burst through the curtain...

Lady_Darcy: There's some polite applause... not the rapturous reception I was expecting... still I parade down the aisle towards the ring, showing off my voluptuous physique to the crowd...

Lady_Darcy: Again, I had expected more appreciation... but still, maybe they just think this is gonna be a walkover for me... I climb the ring steps and duck into the ring between the middle and top rope... I make my way to the far corner and then look at the referee with a sneer on my face...

Lady_Darcy: "Okay, let's get this Japanese bitch out here... see what she's got... before I beat her stupid!..." I snarl at the referee...

The_Referee: I stare back at Lady Darcy, then give her a little *wink.* Most people don't know that she's paying me to referee this fight.

The_Referee: “OK folks. We need to get this fight movin! The next gal is Suki Yamamoto, the Destroyer. I don’t think someone like me that speaks English real good can pronounce that name, so sorry Sucky Yamahama. She’s a Japanese woman from California, that’s that weird place over by the Pacific Ocean. She’s had a lot of fights, I don’t know how many were rugged, bareknuckle, boxing matches, but she wins a lot. So, weighing in at 125 lbs, and standing a mere 5 ft 2 in tall, is Suki! Let’s hear it folks!

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Hearing the introduction I come out from behind the curtain and walk down the aisle wearing white boots and a white Gee string instead of my usual trunks, mainly to show off my ass as my bare chocolate tipped 34 B breasts bounce and sway. I am used to fighting as the smaller fighter so 50 pounds of lard and two inches are nothing. Climbing through the ropes and throwing punches my golden skin shines with a light coat of sweat. The trick with bare knuckles is stay away from the head as you break your hands that way. Smirking at the big crowd then bowing to the referee and finally to Lady Darcy.

Lady_Darcy: The crowd’s enthusiastic response to my opponent really annoys me, I stand in my corner watching her making her way to the ring with a sour, sneering, look on my face. She climbs through the ropes, showing off her ass to the crowd, making sure they get a good look at her bare tits. I snort derisively, thinking how I am gonna enjoy pounding on this little show off of a bitch. I heard she’s been making a lot of comments backstage about my physique, fatty, tubby, porker, extra 50lbs of lard, well she’s gonna discover that a big woman can hit hard. What’s she up to now? She’s bowing to the crowd, to the referee, and… now bowing to me... who does she think she is? As I lean back on the ropes in my corner, I shake my head derisively and lift up my right hand and give the bowing bitch the middle finger!

The_Referee: There is an eruption of cat calls as Suki wiggles her bottom and slides into the ropes. A fine looking woman, I think. After a few moments, when things settle down, I motion both fighters to the ring centre with a hand wave. “Ok gals, I got just two commands. If I say box, ya start punching each other. Comprene? The second rule is if I say break, ya stop punching. Comprene? I know both of ya got limited battery power upstairs, so do I need to repeat those instructions? Just nod up and down for yes, and back and forth for no!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Nods yes to the hairy barbarian.

The_Referee: Great. Now let me check that gauze on those fists and make sure there ain’t nothing hidden....Yeah Darcy, you’re ok, and yeh Yamaha, you’re ok too..... "So, both you gals just step to either side of the scratch line and say some prayers before I signal for the bell. Go ahead and get your fists up if ya wanna!"

Lady_Darcy: The referee calls us to the middle and starts whining on about breaking when they say break, I smile at her and nod “Yes, of course”, like hell I will, if I get this little Jap Girl cornered, I’m gonna beat the crap out of her whatever. And what is with all this “Comprene” the referee keeps saying? I thought she was from ‘Sarf London’ not South America! Finally, she’s finished and telling us to take up our stance. I take a moment and look over this Suki Yamamoto,… the Destroyer?... yeah, right, lots of people have been telling me that she’s really good, I gotta be careful,… well… she don’t look like much to me! I give her a smirking grin and then cross my arms and reach down with my hands to grasp the opposite bottom edges of my bikini top and pull it up and off to reveal my, impressive, 38DD tits, which bounce and wobble as I take off the top. I toss the top to the referee and then adjust the top of my high waist bikini bottom, making sure it is pulled up over my fleshy, rounded, belly. The crowd lets out a big whoop as I take off the top, which pleases me, I want this Suki… the Destroyer… to realise that… I… am the Alpha-Woman in this fight. I take up my southpaw stance, my thick, sturdy, legs planted with my right leg forward, my right fist up and leading, my left fist back, guarding my jaw and tits, my biceps in my arms now bulging, my head slightly ducked down, my eyes looking over my fists. I sneer at you and snarl, “I don’t want you to take this beating personally… (I pause for a moment and think)… what the hell… of course it’s personal… I’m gonna beat the crap out of ya” Then I give the referee a glance… “Ready!” I quickly blurt out.

The_Referee: I roll my eyes and think, ok, the big bouncing boob is ready. "How about you Yamahama? Are ya ready too? or ya need some extra time to put on more eye shadow?"

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: I watch as the big-bodied bimbo makes a show out of revealing her big targets. Smirking until she slips into a south paw stance. Drat now my big advantage is gone. At only two inches of height difference there is not much reach advantage which is a plus. I shift into my own southpaw stance looking for her reaction. Chin tucked behind my right shoulder, left glove up to protect the left side of the chin, elbow down to be able to protect the ribs. Begins to move my upper body like my hips were a ball joint in an irregular herky jerky circle to make my head a harder target. Moves the head forward and back in an irregular manner to help make it a hard target to hit. This has carried me close to 30 years of fighting and if it isn't broke don't fix it. "Lets do this Referee!"

The_Referee: "OK...." I pump my arm as a signal for the bell.....nothing happens.....I pump it again......nothin! "Ring the fuckin bell" I shout. DING! DING! DING!....hard to soar with eagles when ya work with turkeys. "BOX!" And with that, I step off towards the ropes to keep a safe distance from those flying fists.

Lady_Darcy: I sniff derisively as you come up to the scratch line, but then my eyes widen in surprise as you take up a southpaw stance... "Another leftie?" I think to myself, but then... "Careful Nicola, these Asian gals are... tricky... maybe she's a switch, suckers me in as a leftie and then switches to orthodox to catch me out..." Suddenly... the bell rings... DING! DING! DING!.... and my train of thought is broken... I immediately take a step backwards and then start to circle to my right, rolling my shoulders and fists as little as I watch my opponent...

Anastasia_the_brawler: SUKI !!! SUKI !!! SUKI !!!! I cheer for the jap girl as I take a seat... and hope she will give my opponent a monster beat down !!

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: The bell finally sounds and the look on Darcy's face is priceless. She comes out circling to my left her right as I shift into gear. Bends forward a little and drops my shoulder like I am going to shoot a left hook downstairs hoping you go for it and drop the elbow. Instead whips an overhand right hook trying to slip it behind the guard and smack the face. Pulls the right back as I shoot the left hook upstairs hoping the face is open. Doubles up on the right trying to thump the tub before stepping in close hoping to get close inside.

Kim_Jung: “COME ON SUKI”

Lady_Darcy: I had a pre-planned opening, stepping back, anticipating that you'd be all action at the bell... and I was right... you come at me quickly with a flurry of punches... you go for a left hook to the body... I drop my guard and change direction moving to my left, only to see your right swinging at my pretty face... I quickly bring my left up and... uff... your right smacks my left against the side of my head, it recoils and makes me stumble slightly.... now a left hook at my face... you're all action... I drop my head down and raise my forearms to protect my face... uff... again your blow makes me recoil slightly... as I lower my guard and raise my head, you go low... ugg... thumping a blow into my thick gut... I bend forward slightly, but now you're low and up close to me it's my turn... dropping my guard and hooking a short, clubbing left hook at the side of your head, then pivoting back and throwing a right uppercut at your chin... my big body, my 38DD tits, swaying, as I lean into the big haymakers...

Kim_Jung: “Come on Suki..she’s a big target”

Nathan_gingerbread: Slips in next to Kim sipping my drink

Kim_Jung: *takes a sip of Nathan’s drink too*

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Well, I got off to a good start managing to knock the confidence out of her although bare knuckle I don't like to throw head shots as your hands hurt. She takes the shots well and returns fire although my head movement allows me to slip the uppercut after her shot to the side of my head knocks me a step sideways. A flurry of hair and sweat fly. The old instinct kicks in take one, give two. The wide thick body is right there as I swing an overhand right up at her face. I just want her focused on the incoming scarred fist. So, I can attempt a straight left aiming just below her navel. Double up on the left and throw a hook at her liver. I need to take some of her power away as I didn't like that head shot.

Kim_Jung: *whispers in Nathan’s ear*….”I bet Darcy runs of gas soon….she’s so fat”

Nathan_gingerbread: Whispers back .. "Darcy has lots of stamina " and winks.

Lady_Darcy: Yeah!!... I think to myself as my left hook smacks in the side of your head and knocks you sideways, your hair flailing and some sweat flying off... now the uppercut to put you away and this'll be over quick... but the right swishes through the air as you dodge your head out of the way... I let out a short quiet... grrr... but before I can get my guard and stance back you are on me... UFF... your overhand right smacks into my undefended face and twists my head to my right, my hair flails out and my big body wobbles a little from the impact... and then as I turn my head back... Ooof... you slam your left into my body and I exhale loudly... I take a step backwards and reform my guard... a little shaken... the little bitch has a punch on her as well as speed... with my southpaw guard in place I come forward, stepping slowly, but carefully... jabbing out with my right fist, my left in its guard position.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Damn that felt so good my fist sinking into that soft yielding thick body. Almost as good as the first tongue swipe between the lips. She recovers nicely but is now wary. Slipping the jab and stepping in to fire the overhand right up and over as so far, it’s working. Then shoot the straight left at the baby maker again seeing if I can't scramble some eggs. Taking a half step to my left her right away from her power hand so I can double up with the right and thump the tub. Breathing good, sweating nicely getting into a groove and starting to enjoy the fight.

Miss_Kat: *Goooo Suki!!*

Lady_Darcy: I come forward, jabbing out with my right fist... you react by slipping the jab and firing back with an overhand right up at my face... Whoa... not this time sweetie, I lean my head back... my pretty face has seen enough of your right fist today... but as I sway back you are on me again, you're so fast at the moment, a left into my gut again... Urrgh... I grunt and bend forward slightly, ducking my head down behind my forearms, expecting you to go for my head with the follow up punch... instead your right slams into my belly... Arrgh... my belly is big and thick, but you've caught me 4 times and this last one hurts... I stumble backwards, keeping my guard up around my head...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Damn my bare fist sinking into that yielding tummy felt so sweet. She managed to slip the overhand right which I expected her to do. The head moves but the body not so much. My hands are in good shape mainly from sinking them into the soft parts. Plus, she retreats which tells me the body attack is working. Her hands up as she retreats, I move forward maintaining the head movement. Winging a right uppercut at that huge double D left breast seeing if I can't get her focused there. The old straight left aiming for her baby maker. The abs are weakest down there and it does take a lot out of you getting nailed there repeatedly. Breathing good, no major damage yet so far so good.

Lady_Darcy: I back away, keeping crouched over, my head and 38DD's hidden behind my fists and forearms, and unsurprisingly you come after me, bobbing and swaying, you're dancing all over the place... how long can you keep up this pace I wonder... Uff... you swing a right uppercut at my left tit,... the little women always go for the tits... it clatters into my right arm... I step back again, you left comes straight at my belly again... urrr... I let out a moan, but as I am going backwards it is not so effective... my back hits the ropes, and I lean back into them, my fat ass on the middle rope... I hunker down behind my guard, tucking my head and tits behind my arms, crouching to get my elbows protecting my belly... getting set for the onslaught... wondering how long before you punch yourself out...

Nathan_gingerbread: Eyes narrow ... As I watch but guarding my tongue.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: She is wiley and does know how to cover up but retreat and covering up means no punches returning. She hits the ropes and turtles up like that will save her. Stepping to my right to uncover my left I can't really get at her body. However, bending forward begs for the left uppercut aimed at the nose which is softer than face bones. Stationary also means a sitting duck. I fire the left then right behind it a right hook trying to get behind the guard. With any luck I will get an eye and a bit later a vision problem. Taking deep breaths to keep my oxygen up and setting down looking for an opening. As a lighter weight I don't punch myself out as the big girls do.

Lady_Darcy: You follow me as I back into the ropes, but don't launch the anticipated wild onslaught, but instead move around in front of me, looking for an opening, you get close enough to launch a left uppercut at my guard as I am bent over, I twist to my left to make sure your left uppercut hits my right arm. Then as I straighten, you swing out a right hook at the side of my head... Offf... I hold firm and it hits my left fist... that hurt, and it drove my own fist into my left eye... but still... you're up in front of me, let's see if I can provoke you... I break my guard and whip out a fast right hook at your head, before rapidly pulling my right back into my guard...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Mmmmmm she is going to play rope a dope on me eh. Blocking my shots with her hands but still getting a bit rattled. Then she fires a right hook at my head. Finally, an opening as I slip the hook and try to fire a left hook into that exposed armpit and the nerve center. Not exactly kosher but sap her strength is the game. The right side is also briefly exposed as she throws that hook so attempt to double up on the left and drop a second hook below the ribs. I don't like the cat and mouse game, but you got to eat what is on the plate or go hungry.

Canakyo: Get her Suki!!! Suki is a badass.

Nathan_gingerbread: Scribbles a few notes.

Lady_Darcy: As I swipe at you with my right hook you slip to the side to dodge the blow and send back a left hook into my armpit as I am recovering from the right hook... Arrgh... I squeal as I continue to get my guard back in place... another left hook,... Uff... smacking into my ribs with a painful cracking sound... I gasp for air from the pain and then... as you are recovering from throwing the hook decide to launch myself off the ropes, breaking my guard, throwing my arms out wide aiming to clench around your upper arms and upper body in what might be a bearhug in wrestling, smacking my big chest into your chest and gripping hold of you...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Sweet mother of God the last salvo stung her, and she explodes off the ropes. I barely have time to react ducking my head and tilting my face forward as I hope to catch her chin with the top of my head. Yeah, I know a double edged sword as it is going to hurt just as a head butt hurts. The arms wrap around my shoulders and those huge mellons crush my own modest boobs. Two options here, struggle and waste energy or wait for the referee to wake up and break us. Plus after breaking I can take a half step back and leaning forward I can swing my left up for a lower belly tap. This could be worse, but it is what it is.

The_Referee: "Oy oy oy!!!!! Stop....move apart you two......this is boxin!... Seperate!!!!"

Lady_Darcy: I fly at you, my arms spread, you duck your head down as I come in and our heads collide, hurting us both, but I get my arms wrapped around you, a good tight grip squeezing us together... "Seperate!!!!" I can hear the ref yelling... I gasp a breath of air... not quite yet sweetie I think to myself... I am the bigger woman and it's time to take advantage... with you in my grip I twist and roll around, looking to throw you back first into the ropes... then I'll let you go and "separate"... far enough for me to give you a little working over on the ropes...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Finally, the referee comes out of her stupor looking over the huge mellons on the cow no doubt. My head hurts from the collision but I hope hers hurts more. She is ring wise and instead of doing an immediate break she chooses to go with tossing me around. I go limp and let her wrestle my dead weight about. I am only 125 but that is heavier than a sack of cement. She finally let’s go and tosses me into the ropes no doubt looking to work me over. Bending my knees to duck down and fire a straight left right at her baby maker so upset her plans possibly.

Lady_Darcy: It is a little bit of a struggle, but I wrestle you around and send you stumbling backwards onto the ropes... immediately you back hits the ropes you fire back at me, a straight left into my lower belly... Urrrrgh... I grunt, the belly again, and I double forward... but now I am determined to fire back myself, as you lean forward into the left and I double over I come back with a left uppercut aimed for your undefended chin as I straighten up...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: She is determined and sucks up the belly punch like she is getting to like them. She bends and bless her heart goes for an uppercut aimed at my chin. I manage to move just enough so it scrapes the side of my face. Probably would have taken my head off. Reflexively my right hand comes out trying for that exposed left breast. In close I am not about to retreat. I can let my hands go as I try again for that tummy.

Lady_Darcy: The pain in my belly is nothing compared to the frustration I feel when my uppercut swishes up past the side of your head... just one good punch and I could put this bitch down on her ass... but you're not gonna lay back on the ropes as I did... Arrrgh... I squeal as your right fist smacks into my left tit, squashing it against my chest... Urrgh... another shot into my belly... I may have to diet for a month after this, my gut will be so sore and bruised... but if she is going to stand and fight, it's my best chance to slug it out... one punch, just one punch... my face is grimaced in pain but I let out a loud GRUNT as I swing a big left hook at the right side of your head, then pivot to a right uppercut at your chin, my bruised and battered body, my 38DD tits, swinging and swaying as I hurl my one punch haymakers...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Well, I sure got her attention, and she looks desperate now swinging huge shots anyone one of which could put my lights out. I have not practised head movement for 35 years for nothing, it is part of my skill set and couple with a relentless body attack have won me more than a few fights. That belly is an angry red now and she is puffing like a steam engine. Like a lot of fighters, she head hunts which is good. The head can move but the body not so much. Bending my knees and getting low to slip those huge shots. That puts me on a level to wing a straight left followed by a straight right aiming at that red mark. Win, lose, or draw she will know she was in a fight.

Lady_Darcy: ARRRR... I squeal in frustration as you dodge my left hook and then.... GRRRR.... another growl of frustration as you weave out of the way of my uppercut... puffing and gasping for air, my big chest heaving up and down, my big body glistening with the sweat pouring out of it... my belly is covered in welts, my left tit is bruised and my left eye swelling... but my thick, heavy, legs are remaining strong and holding me up... but then... UFFFFF!!... another belly shot,... then... UFFF!!!... a second, my legs shake and wobble, my face grimaces, tears of pain coming from my eyes... I snort, I'm in big trouble, and desperately throw another wild left hook at the right side of your head... the momentum of throwing the punch causing me to stumble forward...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: I am doing really good, but nothing is ever certain in a fight except uncertainty. Landing those hard shots to the belly and seeing her guff air I am too intent on doing more damage and a wild left hook nails the right side of my face. Real bad as not only do I go down dazed I feel the wet on that side and know I am cut. I manage to get my hands up as I fall on my face and lay there dazed. Mentally cursing.

Lady_Darcy: As I stumble and stagger forwards, I let out an elated.... YESSSSSS!!!... after my wild left hook connects, you never saw it coming... it cracked into the side of your head with a nasty... CRACKKK... and you fall like a sack of cement to the canvas... I continue stumbling, staggering, into the ropes, my left arm flopping over the top rope as I roll around and sit my fat ass on the middle rope, my right arm clutched around my incredibly painful belly... tears of agony running down my face, mixing with the sweat... I look around... OMG... you're trying to get up... but then you flop down again... I look around desperately... "Where's the Fucking Referee???..." I squeal and then I spot the ref in the far corner, talking to someone at ringside, exchanging money... "Get your arse over here and count!..." I squeal... "And make it a fucking fast count!!" I desperately squeal...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: The bozo Lady Darcy hired as a referee is off somewhere as I try to rise and fall back. Gathering myself I try again and get to all fours shaking my head trying to clear it. Wondering where the blood spatters are coming from. I hear one two and get to one foot. Pausing to suck air confident I can get up but needing every second I can get. Noticing the big girl on the ropes looking worse for wear. Her red tummy pumping in and out give me hope. three four five six seven eight and I am on my feet at nine. Rattled and pissed and knowing I need to be careful.

The_Referee: My peace was shattered by Darcy's high pitched scream, and slowly I turn and see the Jap fighter is down. I walk over and start a count, but she gets up at the count of 8. I look her over, hold up three fingers, ask her how many, she says 3, so I say fine. "Box!"

Nathan_gingerbread: Just time to grab another drink.

Lady_Darcy: I watch as the referee counts, urging them to count faster... but to no avail... you get to your feet at 8. I take a couple of deep breaths as the referee cursorily checks you over, then unwrap my right arm from around my belly and grab the top rope with my right hand as well as my left hand and pull myself up to my feet. I am a little wobbly on my legs, but I too am now standing. I rub over my face with the back of my left hand, trying to wipe away the tears and sweat, then run both hands through my long, brunette, hair to brush it back out of my bruised face. Then I clench my fists and again raise my arms in a southpaw stance and start to advance across the ring towards you, keeping my guard up and my head again, ducked down, behind my guard...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: I watch you carefully even backing away a few steps to gain as much recovery time as I can. Conscious of a drip on my right breast. Without looking I know it blood as I can feel it run down my cheek. No bell to save me or corner people to work on the cut. I slip into the south paw stance and ready a game plan hoping I can ambush her before she gets lucky again. Moving my head to see how the blood flows, not in the eye yet but I best be careful.

Lady_Darcy: I can see the blood dribbling down the side of your head and I gain some encouragement from the sight... my belly has taken a pounding, but now I've finally got some blows on you and... you're hurt too... but I need to be careful, I have learned the hard way that you are more dangerous than I had given you credit for... as I get closer to you I start to circle to my right, rolling my fists... "Come on bitch... come to momma for another one!..." I taunt at you...

Country_Girl_Anna: Let's go Darcy! KO her!

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: She is reluctant to close in as she has tasted my power often enough. Her red belly blooming into purple is proof of that. She circles to my left into my power hand, and I smile. She taunts me which is usual trying to get into my head. No time to showboat just pull the trigger and spring the trap. Step forward and wing the overhand right up and over as I pick up speed on my head movement. I want to fill her vision with that scarred fist. As I bend forward and launch the long lance torpedo that is my left fist aiming for that red tummy. Using my peripheral vision to use an old veteran trick of stepping on the lead foot to try to pin her in place. BANZAI

Pauline: Tut, tut, Suki where did you learn such skullduggery!

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Um that would be from the Mistress of boxing one Pauline

Lady_Darcy: As I circle slowly to my right you come flying at me and once again, for the umpteenth time, go with the overhand right... I duck my head to my right and whip my left forearm up to block the right, and predictably you now go for your no. 1 target, my belly, with your left, just as you've done before... I whip my right arm down in a circle to parry your left to knock it away... I'm gasping for air and fighting defensively; you now try to trap me dropping your lead foot on my lead foot... I can't move away... both my arms are down... but so are yours... so I use my head... literally... lunging forward, throwing my forehead at the middle of your face, aiming for your nose...

Nathan_gingerbread: Claps thinking fight fire with fire.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: OH SWEET ... I am not sure what happened, but I missed both shots and out of position she comes in with a head butt. It is impossible to duck, and I attempt to pull my head back but KRACK a bright flash and I am on my back sliding. Tasting copper and spitting as I slide. 170 pounds of blubber behind a thick skull and I am down. Rolling over on all fours and spitting blood. I don't need the blurry vision to tell me my nose is broken, and I am bleeding like a stuck hog. Staying on hands and knees until my vision clears.

The_Referee: "Fighter down!!!!!! Back off Darcy!!!!... move to a neutral corner sugar!" I now stand over Yamamoto and start the count going ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!THREE!!!!"

Lady_Darcy: There is a loud CRACK as my forehead impacts your nose... I am guessing the blow must have hurt you too... because it sure as hell hurt me... I stumble for a moment, a little confused and dazed myself and then I realize that... you have gone down... I look at you and a BIG GRIN crosses my face... I'm not in great shape myself but you now look a lot worse... "Back off Darcy!!" the referee yells... like hell I will I say to myself, standing close, just behind the referee, waiting to see if you get up and then I can pounce on you...

The_Referee: I look behind me, does this woman not understand plan English? I stop my count and begin to place my hands on her boobs to start to move her back....."Back up babe, I ain't kidding. Comprendes senora?"

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: I can't believe it but after what would be a blatant foul in regular boxing I am being counted out. My vision clearing, I wait for eight before rising to my feet. My lower face and breasts crimson with blood. You are not where you should be but ready to pounce right behind the ref. Quickly grabbing the ref by the shoulders as a shield as I know now that jungle rules are in play here. Gathering blood and saliva in my mouth I try to send a spray of blood and saliva like I would Green Mist in a boxing match into her eyes.

Lady_Darcy: Instead of continuing the count this dumb ass referee turns and shoves me in the boobs, babbling... "Back up babe, I ain't kidding. Comprendes senora?"... I shove her to the side replying "Me no habla Espanol!" and move towards you just as you are getting up and puffing up your checks, I duck my head as the spray of saliva and blood flies out, letting it fly over me in the direction of the... Referee... As I start to rise up again after ducking the spray I fling out a left hook at the middle of your face... where the blood is flowing from your nose... in a desperate attempt to put you down again...

The_Referee: Suddenly I feel saliva spraying on the back of my neck or some kind of fluid, and now I'm stuck between two fighters.... Holy fuck, this thing is now like a street fight in some low life neighbourhood in south San Antonio! “Box on gals!” I head for the safety of the ropes.....Someone tries to show me a book about something called...”Marquis of Queensberry rules”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Somehow the big bitch is too quick and sends out a hook at my nose. Quickly dropping to my left knee after I take a step closer and then send a left uppercut up between those thick thighs. If its war she wants, war we shall have. Then see if I can't rise and grab her middle and run her into the ropes before she collapses assuming I am successful with the coochie crusher.

The_Referee: I'm busy looking at that book about them Queensberry rules.... Now who would have thought there was more to refereeing than just being able to count to 10......hmmmm....fascinating stuff here

Lady_Darcy: My looping left hook flies out over your head as you duck down onto your left knee, the momentum of my 170lbs of big body carrying me forward... straight into your left uppercut between my thick thighs... OOOOOF!!... I loudly exhale, and double forward, my checks bulging out, my eyes wide open... I am frozen for a moment until you come up off your knee and tackle me around my belly, carrying me back towards the ropes... Whoa... whoa... I stumble backwards, my arms windmilling, my legs backpedalling... until we get close to the ropes when I trip and fall between the middle and top rope, tumbling over the middle rope and out of the ring, down to the floor landing in a heap...

The_Referee: Looking up from my new book......"Hold on Yamaguchi.....stay put"....I look over the ropes at Darcy sprawled over the floor......shrug my shoulders....and start a count...ONE! TWO! THREE! "Gotta get back up here sugar, if ya can"

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: AW CRAP I sure misjudged that one I meant to hang her in the ropes so I could work her. Such is not to be as I look down at the crumpled heap that is Lady Darcy. I glance to the referee weighing my options of going out after her and pound her silly as she lays there. The referee puts that on hold as she butchers my name. At least she didn't think I was Chinese. She gives the great lump a count as I lean over the top rope and let the blood drip on the ring apron. Mouth open as it runs out.

The_Referee: "FOUR!!!!!!!!

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung:

The_Referee: FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lady_Darcy: Urrrr... I let out a loud moan as I lay on the floor outside the ring... What the hell happened I ask myself... I can hear the count... ONE!... I push up onto my hands, my head drooping down... TWO!!.... I start to crawl towards the ring... THREE!!... I hear something about "Gotta get back up here sugar, if ya can"... I reach up for the middle rope with my left hand... FOUR!!... I realize that blood seems to be dripping down on me from the ring... where's it coming from I wonder as I reach up for the top rope to pull myself up...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: I have an opening here but need to wait until she actually gets at least one foot inside the ring. Clenching my fists and getting ready to leap when the opportunity presents itself. Waiting patiently for our beloved referee to make up her mind as to what to do.

Lady_Darcy: As I pull myself up onto the ring apron... FIVE!!... I look up and see you there... waiting... I am puffing heavily, my big chest heaving up and down... I look to the referee and point at you with one hand... "Make... (puff)... her... (puff)... get back!!" I petulantly squeal...

The_Referee: I stop counting, and begin to push Suki back......"Back up a bit sugar, let her back in"

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: "Why certainly ref my bad I am a little shook up as you can understand."

The_Referee: "Sugar, it's bareknuckle boxing, what ya think it was gonna be?"

The_Referee: SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lady_Darcy: As the referee pushes you back, I drop my head and upper body down between the middle and top rope, keeping my eyes on you I start to step over the middle rope with my right leg...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: I see my opening and use the referee as a springboard grabbing her shoulder and pushing off as I leap into the air, attempting to land a vicious right hand from above aimed at you temple area. Since its a head shot, I can risk the right as I need my left if I expect to triumph. It’s not kosher, it’s not fair, but after the head butt all bets are off. Time to go for broke.

The_Referee: It all happens in a split second... I go stumbling backwards as Yammamma pushes off my shoulder......

Lady_Darcy: As I climb over the rope you come for me, rushing forward, and propelling yourself into the air off the referee to send a fist drop down towards my temple... in this position there's no where I can go... no way I can defend myself.... CRACKKK!!... your fist smacks into my temple, my head recoils violently and wobbles on my shoulders, and I now tumble over the middle rope into the ring, rolling into the ring and landing on my back... my 38DD tits and belly up, staring at the ceiling, glassy eyed... I groan loudly and then roll onto my side and plant my hands on the canvas to try and get up, pushing myself up onto my hands and knees, my head hanging down... I pull one leg up under me and push up onto my feet... swaying, wobbling on my legs, my head lolling from side to side, like a drunk...

The_Referee: I catch myself before I fall, and then stare at Suki gobsmacked....."Holy shit"

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: My hand hurts like hell but the point is I landed it. Plus, it dropped her into the ring. But to my shock and horror she rolls over and rises to her feet. Wobbly but she is up. The referee exclaims but she is not protesting, not pushing me away. Possibly shocked at my audacity. I don't hesitate as it looks like Darcy is a sitting duck here. Stepping in close and trying for a corkscrew left uppercut going for her chin. I intend to copper my bet and drop this big girl like a bag of trash.

The_Referee: My view of the fight is now obscured, as I stand behind the Jap boxer........so I try to move around towards the ropes to get a sideways view......

Lady_Darcy: OMG the inside of my head is spinning around, instinctively I got up but I am wobbling and swaying on my legs with my fists only forming a very loose guard as you come for me... URFFFF!!!!... I never saw the uppercut coming, but it crashes into my jaw and sends my head recoiling violently upwards and backwards... I stumble and stagger back, my arms flailing outwards, until I hit the ropes, my arms flopping over the top rope, my fat ass sitting down on the middle rope... my head wobbles and then droops forward down onto my sagging 38DD tits... I moan and groan as I hang there on the ropes, totally helpless...

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: Now my left-hand hurts some but its ok as it landed, and it landed hard. Lady Darcy reels back and flops over the ropes, helpless. Maybe even out on her feet. The humane thing to do would be step back and motion the ref in to stop it. My throbbing bleeding swelling nose say fuck that. It is a fish in the barrel shoot with a helpless target. Bare knuckled hands sore I close in casting caution aside. letting my hands go like I am working a speed bag. Left-right to the face, left-right to those huge breasts, left-right to that bruised belly. Throwing punches nonstop not caring if I punch myself out. The referee is going to have to pull me off. Blood and sweat spray with every punch as my arms start to tire.

The_Referee: I watch mesmerized as Suki throws punch after punch......I want to close my eyes, but it’s just too fascinating to watch, total brutality.....but I have to stop this slaughter........I begin .....

Lady_Darcy: I am hanging in the ropes, trapped, unable to fall to the canvas, my arms holding me up, my ass perched on the middle rope, my head hanging down... I don't see you coming... Urrrrr... your left snaps my head violently to my right, blood suddenly spurting out of my mouth... Arrrgh... your right snaps my head back the other way, blood now coming from my nose... Arrrgh!!... your left crashes into my right tit,... Arrgh... your right smacks into my left it... Ufff!!,,, a left into my badly bruised belly... but I now don't feel the pain anymore... my eyes roll up... my ass slips off the middle rope, my arms slip off the top rope and I slide down onto the canvas sitting on my fat ass, my voluptuous, thick, upper body crumbles over, my head flopping down, like a rag doll tossed aside by a petulant little girl...

The_Referee: As Lady Darcy drops to the canvass like a sack of spuds, I come around behind Suki and try to wrap my arms around her midsection, just under those magnificent tits, and try to pull her backwards. I hiss in her ear, “It’s over, calm down.....”......then move towards Darcy, hoping the boss lady is alive.....”ONE!!!... TWO!!!!... THREE!!!!... FOUR!!!!!....

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: I keep punching and punching with no one stopping me until she drops on her ass and the referee jumps in and starts counting. My arms fall to my sides aching and unable to even lift them at this point. I back away sucking air and blowing out a froth of blood and air bubbles. Probably one of the toughest fights I have even been in. Adrenaline fuelled by rage carried me.

The_Referee: FIVE!!!!!!!

Lady_Darcy: I lay there, crumpled, in a heap...

The_Referee: SIX!!!!!!!!!

Lady_Darcy: I lift my head a little, my eyelids fluttering...

The_Referee: SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lady_Darcy: I let out a pathetic moan...

The_Referee: EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Lady_Darcy: Urrr... urr... wha... I mumble as my head now lolls from side to side...

The_Referee: “Aw fuck this! Someone ring the bell and let the medic come in” I don’t bother finishing the count, and just wave my arms over Darcy.......”SHE’S OUT!!”

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: The referee calls you out as I stand there, battered and bloody, but victorious.

The_Referee: I look down at the boss, wondering if I’ll have a job tomorrow, but then I take the microphone, and announce the official result. “The winner by KO, is Sucki Yamamoteeeeeeee” And then I raise Suki’s hand above her head in victory.

Suki_the_Jap_Girl_owned_by_KimJung: My hand raised in victory by the referee as she announces my win. I didn't have the strength to do it on my own. I would do the sportswoman thing and go help Darcy to her feet but at the moment my arms are just too tired. It was a major expenditure of strength and energy at the finish. I beat one tough bitch and have major respect for her.

Lady_Darcy: I am in la-la land, I have no idea what is happening... noise, lights, shadows of you and the referee moving around... I lay there, waiting for help to come to me...

Nathan_gingerbread: Shaking my head I come to Darcy’s side, I kneel and try to raise her up but she needs a moment or two more to get her senses together, "There now, lets get you fixed up" I say to her.

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