Lord ﹠ Lady Darcy's Fight Club

Valenzuela: I’ve made it into the semi-final rounds of the NHB Tournament at the Darcy Fight Club, and I know this fight will be tougher than the first elimination bout. This time, I’m facing Dei Squid, a fighter I’ve gone toe-to-toe with before in bareknuckle. We’ve got history, and she’s no pushover. The crowd will get their show, but I’ve trained hard, and I’m mentally locked in. Whatever she brings; I’m ready. Now it’s fight night. The energy in the hall is thick, pulsing with tension and beer-soaked anticipation. I stand just behind the curtained entrance, peeking out at the crowd. A slight chill ripples across my skin. I'm wearing nothing but my red thong bikini bottoms, and the cool air hits harder than expected against my bare torso. The muffled thud of the announcer’s mic crackles to life. Then, like nails on glass, Lady Darcy’s voice cuts through the noise.

Lady_Darcy: Standing in the ring I raise the microphone to my mouth. “Hello, my lovelies and welcome to Lord and Lady Darcy’s Fight Club! We are thrilled to bring you the first semi-final in our Women’s No Holds Barred Title Tournament! Tonight’s bout features the ever-feisty Mexican brawler Carlotta Valenzuela versus the dynamic and dangerous Mrs. Dei Squid!” The crowd responds with a mix of cheers, whistles, and jeers. Darcy isn’t done. “So, now please welcome to the ring... standing 5 foot 3, weighing in at 125 pounds, and still fighting strong at 32 years young—VALENZUELAAAA!”

Valenzuela: I take a deep breath. The adrenaline is already rising. Then I push through the curtain and head toward the ring, my fists slicing the air in short, sharp shadow-boxing bursts as I stride forward, my perky tits bouncing with each strut. Dark Latina hair bound up in a ponytail.

Valenzuela: I climb the steps and duck between the ropes. The ring is hot under the lights, the smell of sweat and spilled beer hanging like fog. I take a long glance around at the usual pack of drunken degenerates in the front row, eyes glazed, mouths open, hoping for blood. I give them nothing. I roll my shoulders, settle into my corner, and lower into a crouch.

Lady_Darcy: “And now, please welcome her opponent to the ring, standing 5’6” tall and weighing in at 120lbs, at 40 years young she is the… ever dangerous… MRS. DEI SQUIDDDDD!!!...”

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I wait in the back as I hear Darcy announcing you and I watch you walk slowly out to the ring. I think back on our other fights and get a tingle between my legs as I know this is going to be a hard and tough fight as neither one of us have any give in our spirits. As you walk down, I strip down to just my blue thong I hear Darcy saying and her opponent the dangerous Mrs Dei Squid standing at 5’6” 120lbs and 40 years young. I walk slowly out and down to the ring my eyes never leaving you as I ignore the crowd and focus on you, I roll into the ring and move to my corner ready for the fight.

Valenzuela: She does not take her eyes off me, so I give her a smirk in return. We are nearly the same size, only 3 inches differences in height and I am 5 lbs heavier. A big age difference which I think will work to my advantage. The ref is not gonna call us out to instruct us on the rules, since this is NHB. I begin to bounce on my feet, as I wait for the bell, smirking over at Dei. DING! The bell rings, and I bounce out of my corner, stopping at the ring centre, and wiggling my fingers of both hands at you, the universal sign to BRING IT, if you can. I move a little to my right to start a circle going.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I smile as you rush out to the middle of the ring, and I slowly make my way out watching your breast bouncing around as you are moving making it look like I’m distracted to let you think you have the advantage as I move closer to you still taking my time

Valenzuela: I smirk some more “Too slow chica! You gotta move faster in the ring!” I keep circling but I am aware that you are slowly moving closer to me, so I decide to take some action, and suddenly pivot to my left, trying to distract you with a stomp of my right foot at your left toes, to distract, and then attempt to shoot my right arm over your left shoulder, trying to pull my arm around our neck to pull you into me for a hip toss.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I watch you close and as you stomp down, and your arm shoots out, I dip down and lunge trying to shoulder tackle you to the mat and get the top position.

Valenzuela: You move down low and avoid my attempt to hook my arm over your neck for the toss and then come at me to try to tackle me to the mat, but I take a little step back. And since you are lower than me, I drop my right arm down to try to wrap it around your neck, trying to get you into a standing guillotine choke or frontal face lock as I spread my legs out to gain stability.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: As you step back, and I feel your arm go around my neck I push forward as you spread your legs I slide my arm between your legs and put my other around your hip hooking my hand so I can try to lift you in the air to negate some of your power in the neck hold.

Valenzuela: Suddenly your arm goes between my legs, and you lift me off my feet. I feel helpless in this position, so I release the hold on your neck and attempt to slam my right elbow down into your upper back, as hard as I can to drive you downwards.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I get you in the air and feel you release the hold and as I start to slam you down to the mat I feel your elbow slam into my back driving me down with you, so I kick my feet out to make sure my full body weight crashes down on top of you as well

Valenzuela: Now we both go down...ugggg...my back hits hard and your body then gives me a slam from above. I quickly react and try to grab your ears and twist you to my right side, trying to reverse our positions and gain the upperhand. As I twist I also slam my feet into the mat to unseat you.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: As we crash down I feel you grab my ears and twist ouch you bitch I scream I feel you kicking up trying to reverse us so I kick my legs off to the side to stop the roll and keep my bare breast pressed tight against yours as I try throwing a left hand shot to your ribs.

Valenzuela: You throw your legs off to the right side of me, allowing you to cross body pin me and press your tits tightly into mine... uggggg...you smack a left hand into my ribs, but taking your legs off me lessens your control, so i begin to try to twist out from under you and bring my left leg over you, and continue to twist your head using your ears to try and roll you.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I keep trying to punch your body over and over hoping I can wear you down as my ears turn red from your twisting of them. I knew this was going to be a hard-fought fight, we are both going to be black and blue after it is over.

Valenzuela: You won't turn, and you keep punching at my body, so I release your ears and try to catch the thumb of your left hand that has been punching my ribs, hoping I can begin to twist it hard and force you off from me....

Mrs_Dei_Squid: You release my ears, and I feel you grab my thumb and start to twist it I roll away trying to ease the pressure on my thumb I try to punch you in the breast as I’m rolling away.

Valenzuela: My putting some twist on your thumb finally makes you roll off from me. Ugggg....but you send a parting gift my way, a fist into my right tit, using the nipple as a bullseye. I grit my teeth, and suck up the pain, and move to get up quickly, I want to be ready before you can come at me. As you roll off, I come at you hoping to catch you as you are standing up with a single leg drop kick with my right foot aimed at your navel!

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I roll to the side and start coming to my feet I see you scramble up fast and next thing I know I feel your drop kick hitting me in the navel knocking the air out of me as I stumble back into the corner as I suck for air trying to recover.

Valenzuela: My foot lands hard on your abs and you stumble into the corner, i hope you are stunned for a moment and come forward, trying to launch an open-handed chop across your tits with my right hand. I could do more but will play it fairly safe until I can wear you down more.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I scream out as your open-handed chop echoes on my breast turning them red I reach out trying to grab your hair with my left hand as my right elbow goes towards your face.

Valenzuela: Your hand reaches out for my hair, but I use my right forearm to parry your hand away before it reaches my dark Latina hair. As your right elbow swings out, weave under it, and as I come back up, I spring up using the bend in my knees to try to drive my right shoulder into your chin, kind of an uppercut with my collar bone.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: My hand gets knocked away and my elbow goes over you I feel your shoulder come up under my chin snapping my head back I sag back into the corner not knowing what else to do I reach out trying to grab your breast to twist them

Valenzuela: My shoulder slams into your chin, rocking your head back, and you look a little woozy as you reach out and start to pinch and twist my tits. I grimace from the pain, let out a shriek, but wrap my hands around the back of your neck to try to lock you in place and try to drive my right knee up between your legs as hard and as fast as i can see...

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I twist hard at your nipples and hear you scream as you grab my head your leg comes up glancing off of mine and hits me right above the clit. I slump to the floor dragging down on your nipples as I do still a bit stunned and my pussy hurting now

Valenzuela: So, my boobs are on fire, you twisted and mauled them, but mentally I’m on fire, and i was willing to trade my tits for twisting to pound some pussy, even though I missed the target somewhat. You hurt me more as slump down on the floor, your back supported by the turnbuckle. I drop down driving my knees hard into your quads, like a spear, then use my knees to keep your quads pinned to the mat, as i try to slam a left and right hook into your tits for payback.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: As you slide down trapping me, I keep working your tits as I try to head butt you since it is the only option I have left at this point as we both scream out in pain the sweat pours off of our bodies.

Valenzuela: My knees are on your quads, so I’m too high for your headbutt to hit my head, it only lands between my tits, which would have the effect of momentarily loosening your grip on my tits. I stop trying to box the sides of your boobs with hooks and instead try to strike your ears with my palms really hard, hoping to disorient you and make you release my nipples as I dominate you from a top position, twisting my knees deeper into your quads.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: As you slap out at my ear they start ringing and I yank my hands back pulling your nipples out of them I keep my head buried in your chest to block your view as I try to do a straight finger punch in between your legs

Valenzuela: You bury your head in my chest, I interpret it as an act of submission, but suddenly pain shoots through my lower body, as you jab a finger into my clit, the thin fabric up my thong offering zero protection, i scream as tears come into my eyes and I immediately push off you, backing away holding my pussy as waves of pain radiate.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I try to scramble after you but my quad you had dropped your knee makes me stumble knowing I’m not going t be able to tackle you like I wanted to I punch out at your breast with my right hand.

Valenzuela: You try to follow me, but you stumble as you raise, but I can’t strike out, too much pain is pulsating through my pussy. I step back until my back presses into the rope, giving some time to let the pain subside as I watch you struggling to get to your feet, punching the air with your fist

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I stop swinging and rub my legs trying to get them to start working right as I keep my eyes on you I see your breast all marked up from where I was working them over I get my legs to loosen up some and start moving towards you still a bit wobbly on my feet as I’m sucking in air my breast heaving

Valenzuela: I watch as you approach me, my pussy is still throbbing, but the pain is subsiding. I pretend that it’s getting worse, groaning and whimpering trying to bring you closer to me.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I approach you slowly and reach my hands out towards you taking my time as I’m still in a lot of pain and don’t want to rush anything I try for a collar and elbow tie up with you.

Valenzuela: The damage I did to your quads saved me, giving me time to recover enough from your finger punch at my clit, at least to continue fighting. You reach out for the collar and elbow lock up, and I act for a moment like I’m gonna lock up with this bitch, how stupid would that be. At the last split second, I push up on your left elbow and try to duck under and step around behind you, and if I get that far, I’ll try to wrap my right arm around your throat from behind.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: You are faking and knock my arm up and circle behind me I feel your arm going around my neck and I reach to try and grab your hand as I kick back at you

Valenzuela: You try to kick back at my legs, but I’m already spreading them for stability and your kick hits only air between my legs as I press my battered tits into your back. You reach your hand up to grab my right wrist, which stops me from getting the choke locked in with my right arm, so I try to slide my left arm around your throat. As my back was to the ropes, and I slipped behind you, your front is now facing the ropes, so push into you, hoping to force you into the top rope, which would be just at the height to push in under your tits as I push you forward and down, trying to pin your boobs on the top rope. I'm trying to hook your tits over the top rope and then press you forward and down, hoping the rope will rub tightly into the underside of your breasts.

Nathan_gingerbread: Come on Dei, show her the bad bitch.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: My breasts are now dangling over the top rope as you push down it digs in to the underside of my breast as I keep fighting your hands to keep you from getting the choke locked in I search for your leg with mine so I can know where to kick at.

Valenzuela: I feel you struggling with your leg to try to find my leg, so I give you my right leg by wrapping it over your right thigh and locking my ankle around your calf. I'm hoping to make you bear my weight and I’ll do it with the left as soon as the right gets locked on.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: As I feel you lock your leg around mine, I wait for you to go for the other one then I just let my legs go limp and I fall backwards with you screaming out as my breast rip across the top rope feeling like it is ripping them off

Valenzuela: Suddenly you drop backwards, and I brace myself for the crash onto the canvass. I land and you come down on top of me and I gasp from the impact. Ripples up my back but ignore this as you gave me a big opportunity. As we fall, I unhook my right leg, and wrap it around your midsection, and do the same with my left leg, and try to lock my ankles together, with you on top of me. I also struggle to move my arm under your chin, hopping the fall will have dislodged your hands from my wrist....

Mrs_Dei_Squid: My hands pop loose from your arms and your arm sinks under my chin and your legs lock around me and I know I’m in deep trouble now ask gave you a opening

Valenzuela: I try to adjust my legs to cover your floating ribs where when I squeeze it will hurt the most, and finally I get my right arm around your neck, and bring my left arm under my right wrist and bring my hand behind your head so I can start to squeeze harder…..I don’t want you to tap, I want to knock you out and try to shut off the flow of blood to your carotid arteries….”Sleep bitch, sleep!” I hiss

Nathan_gingerbread: Ohhh dear

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I try to turn my head side to side to ease the choke as your start squeezing my ribs I reach for your thighs digging my nails into them to try and ease the pressure.

Valenzuela: I gasp as you dig your nails into my thighs....fucking catfighter! This makes me even more stubborn as lock my ankles tighter and dig my heels into your groin. You twist your head side to side, making it impossible for me to me to close off your carotid arteries, your neck is slick with sweat and slides in my arms, that are getting tired.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I groan out bitch I will never give up your going to have to knock me out I keep moving my head and rake my nails along your thighs now trying cause as much pain as I can.

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: Rip her to bits love

Valenzuela: My arms are burning, your sweat-slick neck keeps slipping, and those damn claws of yours are lighting fire up my thighs. I snarl in frustration, then suddenly release the choke and unlock my legs, shoving you off me with a grunt. “Fine,” I spit, rolling away and pushing to my feet, chest heaving. “Let’s finish this standing, bitch. Come on!” I raise my fists, daring you to meet me toe to toe, no tricks, no holds, just fists and some bareknuckle boxing.

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: You are going down now like a fat kid on a see saw Val.

Nathan_gingerbread: Come on Dei get your shit together... Don’t play her game play yours.

Valenzuela: I take a glance into the stands and see the usual scum have arrived to witness the destruction of their gal.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I move back to my feet glaring at you I thought you would never ask bitch as I crack my knuckles, I’m going to beat you black and blue again and leave you laying in the middle of the ring

Valenzuela: You get to your feet, breathing hard, chest heaving up and down. I form an orthodox boxing stance and step towards you, jabbing with my left at your right tit, then raise my right arm high up to distract, then swing it down and around in a circular motion and send it towards your jaw as an uppercut.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: Your jab shakes my breast making me grunt as I step to the side some just twisting out of the way of your right as I throw a right and left at your belly just at the top of your thong

Valenzuela: My jab connects, but my right misses, opening me up for a counter...."Unghh!" I grunt again, your jab stinging deep as it crashes into my lower belly, but I roll with it, sliding just enough to slip your left fist before it hits. I feel the air whip by. I twist my hips hard and throw a right, then a left hook towards your lower rib cage, then step forward tying to bury my right knee deep between your legs, aiming to suck the breath out of you and slow those pretty little flurries down. "Vamos, chica," I growl, staying in close.

Mrs_Dei_Squid: I feel my one punch land, but the second misses and you are moving and I feel your left smack into my ribs as I gasp for air your right knee catches me flush in the pussy my breath catches in my throat as both hands go to my aching pussy covering it.

Valenzuela: My low blow did the trick! You look totally stunned, gasping for breath, your hands dropped to cover your throbbing pussy, sweat dripping off your face, mouth open in a big O shape. I give you a smirk and then move to end this and hopefully put you down on the canvass for a nice nap. I pivot my body quickly on my right foot, to launch a side kick with my left leg, wanting to plant my foot into your solar plexus, and to drive your back into the corner turnbuckle. If I get you kicked into the corner, I'll advance fast, sending a power right cross at your chin, a left shovel hook into your liver, trying to bring my knuckles under your ribs to make this a semi finisher punch, as I step back and try to bang a massive right uppercut under your chin!

Mrs_Dei_Squid: Kicked in the side I stumble back into the corner and a right hand snaps my head back just before a left to the liver doubles me over in pain and right into a huge uppercut as everything goes black and I stand for a second and fall to the mat out cold.

Valenzuela: I raise my hands over my head, thinking you ain't gonna get up, but you never know. The ref pushes me away as I stand over you and Lady Darcy commences the count... I stare at the audience, stunned in disbelief...

Lady_Darcy: I slide into the ring and start to count over Mrs Dei Squid… ONE > TWO > THREE > FOUR > FIVE...

Mrs_Dei_Squid: Lady Darcy starts the count, but I lay there out cold not moving after the brutal shots.

Lady_Darcy: … SIX > SEVEN… I shake my head and stop counting, then wave my hands over Mrs. Dei Squid… “It’s OVER… SHE’S OUT COLD!!” ... I turn and point at Valenzuela… “The WINNER… by KNOCKOUT…. VALENZUELA!!!...”

Nathan_gingerbread: Puts an arm around Suki thinking she might feel the need to interfere. My face impassive. "So much for no tricks and just some bare-knuckle boxing."

Valenzuela: I punch the air in front of me and then raise my fists above my head as I strut around the ring before exiting and leaving Suki to pick up the pieces.

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: You Mexican whore, you are so dead!

Valenzuela: As I depart, I hiss “Bring it on bitch!” at Suki.

Published: 2025-05-14, viewed 83 times.