NEW - NOIR EXTREME WRESTLING

15:42 Reina_Kurogane: After changing into my gear in a changing room I step out of the house of where the venue is today and stand behind a curtain leading to the backyard of where the wrestling ring is set. Shortly after my theme starts playing and I walk on out, the audience cheering as I make my way to the ring while the announcer announces me. “FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.. REINAAA KUROOOGANEEEE!” The audience cheers become louder as I climb up the steps and enter the ring. I pose in the middle and yell out “COME ON!” To try and get the audience hyped and excited. Finally I go to my corner and wait for you to make your appearance.

15:42 Reina_Kurogane:

15:54 Miriam_Monroe: I’ve performed in front of much larger audiences before, in big arenas. And now here I am in this village, standing on a cow-trampled patch of grass. How on earth did this happen? What was my opponent’s name again? I’ve already forgotten her name. Just a laughable amateur who’ll never amount to anything. I just want to get this over with quickly. Get in the ring, defeat the rookie, and collect the prize money—that’s my plan. I’m snapped out of my thoughts just as I hear the end of my own introduction: “MIRIAM MONROEEEE!” To the sound of my music, I walk to the ring and try to ignore the sweaty, smelly spectators. I have to get out of here as fast as possible after the win—otherwise they’ll all want my autograph.

15:54 Miriam_Monroe:

16:00 Reina_Kurogane: I watch you make your entrance and I’m already annoyed. First you seem to not even want to be here, second you seem very cocky, and third you just seem the worst type of person to be around. I stare at you right in your face. “Let me guess, you think you’re a big hot shot and think I’m an easy opponent and that you’ll walk out of here with the prize money like nothing right? Emphasis on the big part of you.. well that’s not how it’s gonna go down, someone is finally gonna humble you and I’m that person..”

16:03 Miriam_Monroe: “Sorry... who are you, anyway? You should be happy to be competing against a star. You'll have a story to tell your kids someday.” I push you away and rub my hands together, as if I've already accomplished something great.

16:07 Reina_Kurogane: “Who am I? Well I’m the girl that’s gonna give you an ass beating you’ll never forget. If it’s one thing thet everyone knows about you it’s how big you are.. and not in the famous or popular way.. the story I’ll have is the time I beat the hell of a fat pig in a wrestling match..” I then get into my stance, ready to wrestle.

16:14 Miriam_Monroe: I make a pretend yawn with my hand and act bored. “That’s how they all talk before the fight—these village female wrestlers.” I also assume a fighting stance and wait for the referee’s signal. He gives his usual speech… fair fight… blah blah blah… we’ve all heard it before. But I seize the moment for a preemptive strike. My boot lunges forward, aiming straight for your toned abs. She certainly didn’t see that coming. Ding ding ding… The referee has no choice; he calls the match, even though he would have liked to continue his monologue.

16:16 Reina_Kurogane: I listen as the ref gives his speech, while you seem bored and not interested in what he has to say I’m listening and nodding my head along to let him know I’m all ears. Suddenly you throw a kick aimed right for my abs! Yet I catch your foot with my hands and sigh. “Really Miriam? Did you think I wouldn’t expect a cheap shot from you?..” I say disappointed before yanking the foot I’m holding upwards and violently hoping to make you fall right onto your back!

16:24 Miriam_Monroe: No....no....I'm hopping on one leg so I don't crash onto the mat. I wave my hands in front of me in a soothing gesture. But you show no mercy and yank my leg up. I lose my balance and crash backward like a board. The ring shakes as I hit the mat, while the fans cheer you on. Ugh... I quickly try to get back up.

16:24 Miriam_Monroe:

16:27 Reina_Kurogane: I smile and look at the audience around as their cheer. I immediately run to the ropes behind us and turn my back to them, I bounce off of them and come running back towards you trying to smash your face with a brutal running knee strike!

16:30 Miriam_Monroe: I’m still slowly getting back to my feet when I see you rushing toward me again. A split second later, you ram your knee into my face. I lose my balance and land on my butt in the corner of the ring. I glare at you angrily before trying to pull myself back up using the ropes.

16:37 Reina_Kurogane: With you still trying to get up I’d have no choice but to hit you harder. I run quickly to the corner behind me, grab the top rope and stomp on the ground multiple times as the audience chants “GO! GO! GO! GO!” And I take off running to you trying to hit you with a big boot, delivery right to your face as you’re in the corner trying to get up!

16:40 Miriam_Monroe: I’m already panting heavily. This isn’t how I pictured it. Right now, I feel like I’ve been run over by a train. Ugh.... I grab hold of the ropes and pull myself up.... uffffffffff....... I’m still halfway up when this train named Reina comes barreling right back at me and runs me over—but this time with its rear end. I immediately let go of the rope and land back on my big butt in the corner of the ring.

16:40 Miriam_Monroe:

16:48 Reina_Kurogane: “What’s that Miriam? Can’t speak up? What’s wrong huh?” I then grab you by your waist, wrapping my arms around you and lift you up onto your feet. I keep you in the corner and push your chin back, exposing your chest slightly for me. I turn to the audience and tell them to shhh with my finger before lifting my other arm up high and trying to deliver a brutal chop right to your chest!

16:53 Miriam_Monroe: I blush as you slightly expose my breast. How embarrassing! All those village idiots are watching. I try to cover my chest again, which I manage to do. But I pay the price by being pushed into the corner. You push my chin back and leave me defenseless in the corner. The fans are silent when you tell them to be; they obey your every word. Fuck... what’s she up to now?

17:00 Reina_Kurogane: With the audience now quiet anything can be heard, the bird chirping, the wind blowing, even a pin dropping can be heard before SMACK! My hand smashes right into your chest! The smack is so loud! The audience cheers as I back away letting you take in the pain of the chop!

17:04 Miriam_Monroe: Uhhhh!!!! The fans are thrilled! I, on the other hand, am less so. Ugh.....that hurts! Dazed, I hold my hand to my chest, which has already turned red. Luckily, you backed off a little, so I stagger uncontrollably around the ring. In the middle, I turn around and look completely startled. Where is she? Damn it! I have to fight back! After all, I’m Miriam Monroe—and a superstar!

17:04 Miriam_Monroe:

17:12 Reina_Kurogane: I watch you stagger around the ring pathetically after that chop to your chest and I laugh. I immediately grab you again and wrap my arms around your waist before lifting you up off of your feet. “You know, when you aren’t acting like a bitch Miriam you can look quite beautiful…” I then sneak a kiss on your lips, our lips touching for a couple of seconds before I slam you down onto your back with a Spinebuster!

09:15 Miriam_Monroe: Your lips touch mine, and I’m not quite sure what’s even happening here. Is all this just meant to confuse me? But I don’t have time to think about it too much anyway. Before I know it, you’re grabbing me hard again and landing your next move: a spinebuster that really packs a punch. I crash onto the mat at full speed and lie there, dazed, for a moment. Ugh....what’s going on here?

09:28 Reina_Kurogane: The crowd cheers as I slam you down with a Spinebuster using my strength. I get up on my knees and flip you over onto your stomach before straddling your back! I place your arms over my legs and grab your chin with my hands raising you up slightly before wrenching and pulling you back brutally in a Camel Clutch!

10:19 Miriam_Monroe:

10:19 Miriam_Monroe: Just as I’m trying to get back up, you strike again. I’m being flipped around like a sausage on the grill. Fuck… what’s this beast up to now? I get a quick answer to that question when you climb onto my back, grab my chin, and push it backward. I immediately scream in pain. AAAAAH!!!! I flail my arms around helplessly.

10:24 Reina_Kurogane: I keep bending and wrenching you back as much as I can! I even release one hand and flex my bicep while still bending back with my other hand as the audience cheers, enjoying the display that’s going on!

10:27 Miriam_Monroe: Damn it, I guess I totally fell into your trap. Desperately, I look into the eyes of the enthusiastic spectators cheering for you. Damn... what am I supposed to do now? The rope! It’s my last hope. With my last ounce of strength, I reach out my hand... and grab the bottom rope. I did it! The referee tells you to let go of the hold—that’s what the rules say. Completely exhausted, I lie on the mat and can only wait until you let me go. Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

10:52 Reina_Kurogane: The ref starts telling me to let go but I still keep the hold applied, even as he starts to count. But I let go at four before he could get to five! I then let go and grab you by your leg, yanking and dragging you away from the ropes and back to the middle. “It’s so hard to drag someone as big as you! What good is all that fat on you when you’re this week huh Miriam!?!”

11:01 Miriam_Monroe: Completely exhausted, I lie there on my stomach. Fuck....she’s running me over like a steamroller. Where did they find her? Desperately, I grab the rope and try to pull myself up. “Ugh...wait...please!” I stammer a few words to myself, hoping you’ll give me a few seconds to catch my breath.

11:01 Miriam_Monroe:

11:04 Reina_Kurogane: I immediately spread your legs apart and smash your crotch with a brutal knee drop! But I wasn’t done yet, I grab you by your head and lift you back up onto your feet. I then wrap my arms around your waist and squeeze your waist tightly, squeezing you in a tight bearhug! “You’re all bark and no bite Miriam! You’re a fat loser! All that weight and you can’t even use it to your advantage!”

11:12 Miriam_Monroe: I'm like pudding, wobbling helplessly in your firm embrace. I don't have much muscle tone to begin with, and you have to hold me up so I don't fall over. “Wait... moan... this can't be... true.” I can't believe what's happening here—that I'm getting slaughtered like this in some small-town league.

11:15 Reina_Kurogane: I squeeze you tightly in the bearhug, enjoying your moans of pain from being squeezed tightly. “What’s wrong? Can’t believe you’re losing to someone smaller than you. AWWW!” I then start bouncing you up and down!

11:17 Miriam_Monroe: My breasts and my butt jiggle with your every movement, and I can't stop it. Like a toy ball, I bounce along with every movement, and I'm already totally exhausted.

11:23 Reina_Kurogane: I bite my lips noticing your breasts bouncing. I hug you tightly and kiss you again, moaning into your mouth before breaking away. “Got anything to say for yourself Miriam?”

11:25 Miriam_Monroe: I just stand there in front of you, my eyes glazed over, not quite sure what you want from me. Helpless, I sink to my knees and raise my arms as if in prayer. “Please.... just a second... I.... can’t... take it anymore....”

11:38 Reina_Kurogane: I then slam you on the canvas violently, dropping you like a sack of potatoes before picking you up again. This time I send a knee strike right to your belly, hoping to bend you over!

11:43 Miriam_Monroe: I'm holding my back in pain after your slam, and then I get kicked in the stomach. I don't put up a fight. I have to bend over and hold my big belly because of the pain....uuuuhhhh....no......

11:43 Miriam_Monroe:

11:48 Reina_Kurogane: With you now doubled over in front of me I put your head between my thighs, squeezing your head tightly before wrapping my arms around your big belly! I lift you up high and hold you in the air in a Piledriver position as the audience cheers! “ADMIR IT MIRIAM! SAY MY NAME AND SAY I’M THE BETTER WRESTLER!”

11:51 Miriam_Monroe: It's a small miracle, but you seem to be lifting me up with ease, and I'm in the piledriver position. The blood is rushing to my head. Panic is welling up inside me! I can see the floor right below me. NOOOOO! PLEASEEEE! REINA...DON'T!!!!

11:59 Reina_Kurogane: I grit my teeth and still hold you, holding you the tightest I can! “I SAID SAY I’M THE BETTER WRESTLER THAN YOU! SAY IT YOU FATASS!” I yell as the audience watched in excitement for you to admit it.

12:00 Miriam_Monroe: “I'm still hanging upside down and I'm panicking.” “Yeah....Reina.....you won! You're the better wrestler! But please....let me down!”

12:14 Reina_Kurogane: “Put you down? It’d be my honor!” I then jump up and slam you down head first onto the canvas with a Piledriver, hitting you with my finisher as the audience cheers the loudest they possibly can watching the brutal move!

12:18 Miriam_Monroe: My eyes are wide open as I fall. I crash headfirst onto the mat, then everything goes black. I land on my back and stretch out on all fours. Ugh....my chest is rising and falling rapidly.

12:18 Miriam_Monroe:

12:20 Reina_Kurogane: After watching you lay limp and knocked out I lay directly on top of you, my stomach against yours as pin your arms down against the canvas! The ref begins to count as the audience chants along. “1! 2!..”

12:23 Miriam_Monroe: Uffffffffffff......I'm lying there exhausted on the mat and have no choice but to let you pin me by climbing on top of me and hooking your leg around mine. I can hear the referee counting.....1....2....3!!! Ding Ding Ding! Ugh.....what a humiliation!

12:23 Miriam_Monroe:

12:25 Reina_Kurogane: The bell rings and the announcer grabs the mic. “YOUR WINNER BY WAY OF PINFALL.. REINA KUROGANEEEEE!” The audience erupted with cheers, whistling, and applause as I get up off of you. I raise my arms up in victory as the ref raised one. I get up on the corner turnbuckles and pose smiling and laughing, enjoying my victory against you!