Private Beach Fight Club

17:17 Zack_Davis: You are not logged in.
17:18 Zack_Davis: You are not logged in.
17:20 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Okay, take 2. I'm not posting my real head since this is my real body and I like to keep my identity private.
17:20 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
17:29 Michelle_Pantero: Very 90s David Hassolhoff Baywatch feel. From the attempted smoldering gaze into the distance, to the slight bowed shoulders. This pic screams I am here to be your savior. Sex appeal is a 8/10. Due to the thighs squashing the junk. Pose is 6/10. Motion pics always lose a little something. But I'll grant a 10/10 on being the first to post. Over all a 24/30.
17:36 Rylee_rocket: Interesting way of judging it like it but not my style
17:38 Michelle_Pantero: Now. This..this is so Zack it should be a crime. Classic surfer. The pose draws a very V outline I like. The smile lures you in to check out the biceps. Too bad we have to deduct points for elbow angle, if your going to flex, it's all or nothing. Sex appeal is still 8/10. Those shorts are definitely a fashion disaster. 3/10 for using white against your tan. 9/10 because I can. Overall 20/30.
17:39 Rylee_rocket: This thing tripping
17:40 Michelle_Pantero: Well feel free to post your own assistment
17:40 Rylee_rocket: No like I can swipe like 22 photos off that one it tripping
17:41 Michelle_Pantero: I'm actually curious as to how you would rate
17:44 Rylee_rocket: I can try I guess
17:48 Michelle_Pantero: Had to get my welder's helmet for this one. Bold and in your face like a super nova. Interview with a vampire fans rejoice at this paleness. Sex appeal 4/10. Let's face it the muscle is well hidden. 7/10 for using old glory. Can NEVER speak I'll of the flag. 13/10 for the sheer manliness it took to post a pic that colorless and say here I am judge me if you dare. Overall 24/30.
17:50 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Damn! That's a whole lot better than I expected. And yeah, I know I'm pale. Since it's my real body, it's a real life condition. Last year, I had a pre-cancer removed from my body caused by getting burned so much as a kid. An actinic keratosis, so I'm under dermatologist's orders to not tan at all. That means UPF 50+ clothing and sunscreen for the rest of my life.
17:52 Michelle_Pantero: Aaawwww... Plus 3 for inability to tan... 27/30
17:53 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Woohoo! Thanks!
18:12 Michelle_Pantero: Your leading the pack of 2
18:13 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: That is honestly shocking. I was totally expecting dead last.
18:14 Michelle_Pantero: Well let's see how many others join in... Points for guts fellas
18:15 Zack_Davis: Apparently not a lot of points 👅
18:16 Michelle_Pantero: Pffftttt.... You chose those shorts
18:18 Zack_Davis: It was laundry day! It's all I had
18:18 Michelle_Pantero: You should have cupped your junk then
18:18 Zack_Davis: Bonus points for junk?
18:19 Zack_Davis: I got junk but I'd lose points for not having shorts 😜
18:20 Michelle_Pantero: I'll split the difference crybaby.. +2 for arguing with the judge
18:20 Michelle_Pantero: 26/30
18:20 Zack_Davis: Fair
18:24 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
18:25 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: But I do have a head in real life. 🤪
19:21 Rylee_rocket: The headless Roland
19:22 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I can put a pumpkin on top of my neck if you want. 😛
19:23 Michelle_Pantero: Lol. I'd love that
19:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
19:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I have a head!
19:59 Rylee_rocket: 😂 perfect
21:05 Levii: You are not logged in. You are not logged in. You are not logged in. You are not logged in. Well here goes nothing..
01:28 Michelle_Pantero: Well now.. a new contender enters the ring... Prepare for judgement!!
01:48 Michelle_Pantero: So I'm going to judge these as a whole. Mostly because I'm lazy. Pics 1 and 3 while showing off great muscle definition, have that look of disinterested almost saying that yeah I'm sexy but your not worth a smile. Pic 2 the positioning is near perfect, but once again the face is covered so it lacks that inviting look I enjoy seeing in a photo. Now to pic 4. The muscle definition of great, the v shape taper is all I expect in a back shot of this caliber. But the urinals.. my God the urinals... The eyes can't help but go ewww. So muscles 9/10.. posing I'm giving you a gracious 6/10. Location definitely gets a 4/10. I will add 4 points for the tousled hair look. Not many can pull it off but you did. Overall 23/30
01:56 Andreww: You are not logged in. Someone rate this
14:36 Mareko: You are not logged in. You are not logged in. You are not logged in. You are not logged in. ....well let's see what happens
15:51 Michelle_Pantero: Okay. What say about this other than beefcake. The definition, the posing, all incite a reaction of hot damn. So sex appeal is definitely a 10/10. Pics 1 and 3 definitely unnecessary, never use a BW or a side by side in different outfits, it draws away from the overall presentation. So 6/10. And finally the best 2 pics 2 and 4, nearly perfect except for the glasses, I mean really, give me that come hither look. 7/10.... Now the random factor. You were Red better than Zack so plus 3. Overall 26/30
15:54 Mareko: Well next time i will try to meet your preference but i can be satified about the result ;)
15:56 Michelle_Pantero: Lol. Cat's are fickle
15:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Out of curiosity, does my new pumpkin head help at all? I'm asking due to pure humor of course.
16:01 Michelle_Pantero: Well liberty doesn't knock... It rings.... So a score raise must be adjusted for the entire freedom motif.. +4 raising you to 31/30
16:01 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Woohoo!! That's far more than I could have hoped for.
04:08 IslandPrincess: Your body is amazing! Just sayin
04:08 JakeThe3rd: Here goes nothing. lol
04:09 JakeThe3rd:
04:09 Michelle_Pantero: A new contender.... Goody
04:09 Rylee_rocket: finally
04:09 IslandPrincess: Jake is a cutie!!!
04:10 IslandPrincess: I prefer guys with more of Jakes size
04:10 Michelle_Pantero: I will judge with my normal sense of justice and fair play
04:11 Michelle_Pantero: Jake!
04:11 JakeThe3rd: Yes Michelle?
04:12 Michelle_Pantero: Post those pics in a three shot line up please.... I'm lazy so I do groups
04:12 IslandPrincess: Jake i love your pics just sayin
04:12 JakeThe3rd: Thanks Princess
04:13 Zack_Davis: Chokes on my bourbon
04:15 JakeThe3rd: You are not logged in. You are not logged in. You are not logged in. Thanks for your patience Michelle.
04:16 Michelle_Pantero: Thank you @JakeThe3rd
04:16 IslandPrincess: Beautiful smile, sexy abs, nice chest, and sexy arms!
04:25 Michelle_Pantero: Who's the judge here?
04:25 Rylee_rocket: you are darling
04:26 IslandPrincess: I’m just commenting
04:26 Michelle_Pantero: Okay.... Let's do this.... Any last words @JakeThe3rd?
04:27 JakeThe3rd: I trust your honest assessment.
04:34 Zack_Davis: Bwahahahaha
04:34 Adam_J: All right, gentlemen. I'm here to win this thing... if I'm not already too late to enter. You are not logged in. You are not logged in.
04:35 Zack_Davis: *wipes a year from my eye ...
04:35 Zack_Davis: You're in, dude, deadline is tomorrow
04:36 Rylee_rocket: hope that year was 2020
04:54 Michelle_Pantero: Like to hear it... Here it goes... As a whole this set screams young stud, saddle up ladies and see if you last 8 seconds. Now the biggest downer arcoss all three is the distinct lack of *package* appeal. Special delivery, denied. The smile in pic one, spectacular, and boy howdy... Dem abs put a washboard to shame. Pic 2 is there a quarter moon out or what.. 😉. And the lead in front V draws the eyes to a complete denial. Pic 3 well BW should never be enter. So In total sexy sex appeal, 6/10. Young buck stud, 10/10. Having better trunks than Zack, 10/10. Total of 26/30.
04:56 JakeThe3rd: Thank you Michelle! I read your critique of black and white AFTER putting that in...but, fair, and honest...and better than I thought! ;)
04:56 Michelle_Pantero: Your welcome
04:57 Michelle_Pantero: Now @Adam_J. You got any last words before judgement
04:57 Adam_J: Bring it on baby
04:58 Michelle_Pantero: -3 for baby
04:58 Adam_J: 🙄
04:58 Michelle_Pantero: You want -4 for eye rolling
04:59 Zack_Davis: Lmao
04:59 Adam_J: 😁All right let's just get this show on the road. :)
04:59 Rylee_rocket: -50 for roland to pale looks like a ghost
04:59 Zack_Davis: My shorts have set a standard
05:00 Michelle_Pantero: My score is it... You judge your group
05:01 Zack_Davis: I'm pretty sure I'm in last place?
05:01 Zack_Davis: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
05:01 Rylee_rocket: i crack a joke michelle
05:01 Zack_Davis: What have I got to lose 🤣
05:02 Michelle_Pantero: A joke is Zack entering
05:02 Rylee_rocket: well that to
05:02 Rylee_rocket: a twig can score better
05:02 Michelle_Pantero: Roland did
05:07 Zack_Davis: Everybody got jokes
05:08 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I'm just grateful for what I got.
05:16 Michelle_Pantero: After a cool dip in the pool, I was ready for this one. Pectacular, I mean really that's a solid c cup all day long. Pic 1 if it wasn't for those 'C.H.I.P.S. Panchorillo' sunglasses, this would be a clear frontrunner. It has everything the eye wants. Full on I'm sexy and I know it, but can't look you in the eye. Pic 2 tells me why the glasses are on. Those narrow eyes, in comparison to the head, say don't trust me, despite the smile. Sex appeal 10/10. Pecs 11/10. Ugly ass backgrounds.. 6/10. Total score. 27/30
05:20 Zack_Davis: I got David Hasselhoffed 👅. AND THE WINNER BY A LANDSLIDE IS ROLAND.... WOOT WOOT WOOT.

Published: 2023-01-12, viewed 74 times.