Private Beach Fight Club

16:58 JakeThe3rd: The surfboard to safety
16:59 Michelle_Pantero:
17:02 Zack_Davis: https://tenor.com/view/baby-sour-face-funny-gif-9210796
17:02 Zack_Davis: Michelle drinking Crown 😵‍💫
17:04 Michelle_Pantero: Lol
17:04 JakeThe3rd: after one bottle or two?
17:05 Zack_Davis: She's a pro, I'd guess 2
17:05 Michelle_Pantero: 4
17:05 JakeThe3rd: Is that when your liver taps out? :)
17:05 Zack_Davis: Now I know where my paychecks go!
17:06 Zack_Davis: Hiya @Sydney_McKinnon !
17:06 Sydney_McKinnon: Hi :)
17:06 JakeThe3rd: Oh Syd, hope you feel better....ugh, sorry that you're sick
17:06 Michelle_Pantero: First off... I get free booze for life for saving a senator.... Second off your paycheck couldn't cover my warm up drinking
17:07 Sydney_McKinnon: Thanks! Just a cold but my head feels all foggy lol
17:07 JakeThe3rd: to a guy, there is no such thing as a cold. when we get a cold, we're on life-support!
17:07 Sydney_McKinnon: Lol I know. I, on the other hand, cleaned the house
17:08 JakeThe3rd: Yeah, I'd be horizontal for a week! lol
17:09 Sydney_McKinnon: :)
17:11 Zack_Davis: My head always feels foggy 😁
17:11 Zack_Davis: Shut up, Michelle
17:11 Michelle_Pantero: That is IT!!!!!!
17:12 JakeThe3rd: Michelle, can you swim well? He's pretty far out there in the surf
17:14 Michelle_Pantero: I have tried to be nice, I have tried to be sweet and kind. But I'll I get is your snotty attitude Zackary, well no more.... WE SETTLE THIS LIKE ADULTS!!!
17:14 Sydney_McKinnon: *grabs popcorn*
17:14 JakeThe3rd: paper rock scissors?
17:14 Zack_Davis: You are not logged in.
17:15 Zack_Davis: Nice, sweet and kind? To who?!?
17:15 Michelle_Pantero: You....
17:16 Zack_Davis: *I need the Heimlich Maneuver performed on me
17:18 Michelle_Pantero: You think I whupped you last time.... Funny man...
17:28 Zack_Davis: You MAY have eeked out a win
17:28 Michelle_Pantero: @Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland... Schlitz me!!!!
17:29 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Uh oh. If you two are going at it again, I'm sitting in the back of the arena.
17:29 Zack_Davis: Sydney's got popcorn
17:29 Sydney_McKinnon: Anyone want some?
17:29 Zack_Davis: Ohh, I do!
17:30 Zack_Davis: *throws it at Michelle
17:30 JakeThe3rd: That'll teach her Zack...yeah! lol
17:30 Zack_Davis: Lmao
17:30 Sydney_McKinnon: *offers it up to the gathered crowd*
17:30 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I thought I want supposed to talk about that anymore.
17:30 Zack_Davis: LmFao
17:31 JakeThe3rd: Thanks for the popcorn Syd
17:31 Sydney_McKinnon: My pleasure!
17:32 Zack_Davis: Very nice of you Sydney ... unlike SOME people
17:32 Sydney_McKinnon: *Stays out of it*
17:33 JakeThe3rd: *stays next to Syd, out of it* lol
17:33 Michelle_Pantero: Stomps to the broken fridge and grabs a dusty can of swamp water, starts to shake the can... "Listen hear.. you loud mouth, Hassolhoff wannabe, chump. I can take you anytime.... anyplace...." Cracks beer and sprays it in Zack's face.
17:33 JakeThe3rd: Ohhhh, that's gonna stink for a while
17:33 Sydney_McKinnon: *Eats popcorn and offers the bag to Jake*
17:34 JakeThe3rd: *takes a handful* thanks...you may want to plug your nose...oh wait, you have a cold...nevermind, you're good.
17:34 Sydney_McKinnon: Hehehe
17:36 Zack_Davis: I know one place you can't take me ... GAWD! IS THAT SCHLITZ???
17:38 Zack_Davis: *grabs my own can, minus the stomp, shakes vigorously... THAR SHE BLOWS!!! pulls tab*
17:38 Zack_Davis: 🤢
17:39 Michelle_Pantero: Shows off my flexibility and drops into a split, God help whoever is behind me...
17:40 Zack_Davis: (admires the lovely shade of crimson Michelle's face has turned) Holy Crap, the Schlitz Splits!
17:42 Zack_Davis: Show some love ... https://venus.chatfighters.com/federations/Superhero_Proving_Grounds
17:42 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I get doused with Schlitz and accidentally swallows some. Oh no!!! *stomach gurgles*
17:43 JakeThe3rd: Pulls out the emergency respirator "want one, Syd?"
17:48 Zack_Davis: Dang it! Tornado ninja chick got splits? *Does a Matrix style Keanu Reeves backwards lean, grasping another Shits...SHLITZ... Rising back up, shaking, aiming and popping all in one motion
17:49 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Oh.... FUCK! My stomach! I double over from the pain.
17:49 Zack_Davis: Your Drunken Monkey style is no match for my Schlitz Foo
17:51 Sydney_McKinnon: *Grabs the respirator so I don't accidentally inhale the smell of Schlitz*
17:51 JakeThe3rd: *nods* smart move Syd
17:51 Zack_Davis: "We ain't doing THAT again brother ... Grabs one of Jake's respirators" Good God, woman, worry about Roland!!!
17:52 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I turn around so my ass is facing the combative duo. KA!!!!....
17:52 JakeThe3rd: We may want to duck...Roland is going nuclear
17:52 Zack_Davis: I just died
17:53 Sydney_McKinnon: *ducks*
17:53 JakeThe3rd: Dearly beloved we are gathered here today, to say goodbye to Zack...
17:53 Genevieve_wrsl: he looks like he died or is passing gas
17:53 Zack_Davis: GAS MASKS!!!
17:53 Michelle_Pantero: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!". I scream in outrage and horror. My hands go to my face smearing my makeup into a joker like state. My skin starts to tingle like battery acid coated it. OMG the taste.. chitlins would be a welcome snack. I glare through watering eye's. Until I hear a thunderstorm of gurgling behind me.... "If you fart in my hair......". Trumpet's of the heavenly host are suddenly put to shame....
17:54 Sydney_McKinnon: *Crawls on top of Jake to shield his frail, tiny body from the blast*
17:55 JakeThe3rd: *feels very safe...and well, happy* thanks Syd
17:55 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: MEH..... my stomach is killing me! I have no control!
17:55 Zack_Davis: A true heroine! You REALLY need to hook up with Elles fed for that one @Sydney_McKinnon
17:56 Genevieve_wrsl: someone open a window please
17:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: HA!..... MEH!!!!
17:56 JakeThe3rd: See ya Carol
17:56 Genevieve_wrsl: really need an industrial size fan to clear out the smell
17:56 Zack_Davis: Night Carol!
17:57 Zack_Davis: Do NOT light a match!
17:57 Sydney_McKinnon: *sprays febreze*
17:57 Zack_Davis: I'm not paying for that
17:58 Zack_Davis: *Schlitzes Michelle* ... "How ya like THEM apples, sister?!"
17:59 JakeThe3rd: More Schlitz?? Guess Syd still needs to protect me...don't move Syd!
18:00 Sydney_McKinnon: *doesn't move*
18:01 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: HA!!!! I can no longer take the pressure. It feels like a beam of noxious fume pierces my trunks and dams flies freaking everywhere! My cheeks clapping from the pulses as I expel. I have no idea who's in the path of the "beam".
18:01 JakeThe3rd: Oh no...DefCom 3
18:01 Genevieve_wrsl: rather have a schlitz malt liquor bull
18:03 Zack_Davis: BROKEN ARROW!!!
18:05 Michelle_Pantero: My sense of smell has been destroyed. I'm soaked from head to toe, in perhaps the nastiest swill ever made. I gather myself to my feet. Taking notes of the two evildoers who have assaulted my personage. "Hellfires coming boys." I croak out. My own stomach starts to protest the slight bit of Schlitz that got in my mouth.... I grab my lighter.... "We all go together bitchs." I threaten
18:05 Sydney_McKinnon: Oh shit!
18:06 Sydney_McKinnon: *grabs Jake by the scruff of the neck and runs for the door*
18:06 JakeThe3rd: *gets dragged along by the heroine...safely for the door*
18:06 Zack_Davis: You are not logged in.
18:07 Sydney_McKinnon: lmao
18:07 Michelle_Pantero: Flicks lighter.....
18:07 Michelle_Pantero: https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sxsrf=AJOqlzUUXPWpD9irkW9qa45NkXyy-hftNQ:1673888827194&q=explosion+in+house+gif&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjry8Dnycz8AhVNnWoFHcT9C34Q0pQJegQIEhAB&biw=432&bih=816&dpr=2.5#imgrc=qkKUZj7jbRxs2M
18:08 JakeThe3rd: *tries to cover Syd from the blast*
18:09 Sydney_McKinnon: https://gifer.com/en/6HQm
18:09 Zack_Davis: Noooooooooooooo!!!
18:10 Zack_Davis: @Sydney_McKinnon I'm dying!
18:10 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I am propelled through the air and land roughly 50 feet from where I was into the sand. I just lie there like Loki after the Hulk got done with him. ".....ow.... hnnnn..."
18:10 Michelle_Pantero: That's awesome
18:11 Sydney_McKinnon: :)
18:13 Zack_Davis: *Looks around at the carnage .... I'm not cleaning this up! Glares at a very Schlitzed, gassed and nuked Michelle
18:14 Zack_Davis: Roland needs mouth to mouth ... I'm out!
18:14 Sydney_McKinnon: https://tenor.com/search/filch-gifs
18:14 JakeThe3rd: Thanks for saving me Syd...you're the best :)
18:15 Zack_Davis: Omg Sydney
18:15 Sydney_McKinnon: Any time ;)
18:15 JakeThe3rd: *takes gas mask off* whew...close one
18:15 JakeThe3rd: Do I still have eye brows?
18:15 Zack_Davis: Buy that woman a drink Jake! No, you dont
18:16 Sydney_McKinnon: Nope. Gone.
18:16 Sydney_McKinnon:
18:16 JakeThe3rd: *Raises my non-existent eye brows* wait...for real? Also, anyone know where there is a bar that isn't leveled? A drink? I'd say a few nights worth of drinks!
18:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I continue to lie in the sand. I think the explosion blew my trunks off and I'm left with nothing but my pale glory in display.
18:17 Sydney_McKinnon: As long as it isn't Schlitz
18:17 Sydney_McKinnon: Oh my god the GLARE
18:17 Michelle_Pantero: Chunks of debris rain back to earth.. I look around in shock that anyone survived. I'll be drawing on eyebrows for the next two weeks..... I look back and forth from Zack to Roland and back... "I'm.... I'm... I'm......" I fall back to the sand.. I can't even right now
18:17 JakeThe3rd: Anything you want Syd...anything
18:17 Sydney_McKinnon: Bourbon. Neat.
18:17 JakeThe3rd: *hands out welding helmets to block the radioactive nuclear glare from Rollie*
18:17 Zack_Davis: You are not logged in. current beach status
18:18 JakeThe3rd: Just they way I like it Syd
18:19 Zack_Davis: Damn Michelle, another drinker! You're home, Sydney
18:19 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: (I hope Sydney is laughing. Laughter being the best medicine and all that.)
18:19 Sydney_McKinnon: (Hehe I am Roland, thanks :)
18:21 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I continue to lie on the beach. I think I survived only due to my Super Pumpkin Head! It granted me plot armor!
18:21 Zack_Davis: (She's cracking me up, I hope she laughing!) At the end of the day, I MAYBE have a little sympathy for Michelle. Out of sheer kindness, I pour a bucket of water on her head to revive her
18:21 JakeThe3rd: Calls FEMA and the Red Cross
18:22 Zack_Davis: Air Force fighter jets zoom overhead
18:24 JakeThe3rd:
18:25 JakeThe3rd: Current status
18:25 Zack_Davis: @Manager_Nicckie , DUCK! And welcome!
18:25 Sydney_McKinnon: LOL
18:25 JakeThe3rd: Welcome Nicckie
18:25 Sydney_McKinnon: And welcome Nicckie :)
18:26 JakeThe3rd: stumbles over to Roland with a towel
18:26 Manager_Nicckie: thank you
18:26 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I whimper while lying in the sand, "welcome... Nickkie... *gasp*"
18:27 JakeThe3rd: The towel's for us Roland, not you...our retinas are melting
18:27 Zack_Davis: The glare is brighter than the blast, Roland!
18:28 JakeThe3rd: Spies an intact bottle of Pappy 23 Year Reserve. Walks over to Syd, "Neat, right?"
18:28 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: "Under... standable..." I gasp.
18:28 Michelle_Pantero: My eyes flutter....I glance up at Zack. "I just had the most God awful nightmare." Pull myself up into a sitting position and catch a brilliant full moon.... "Ooohhh... NOOOOO!!!"
18:28 Zack_Davis: *grabs a drink for @Manager_Nicckie at ThaBar, they're free, what's your pleasure?
18:29 Manager_Nicckie: Moscato wine please
18:29 JakeThe3rd: *points to the sand by the palm tree...* over there Zack...it survived
18:29 JakeThe3rd: *brings some Crown to Michelle* this should help
18:30 Zack_Davis: *brushes off the bottle, finds an unbroken glass and pours* It might be a little ... warm 🍷
18:30 Zack_Davis: Good call, Jake
18:31 JakeThe3rd: *raises my welding helmet and nods* lol
18:31 JakeThe3rd: Imagine your first time here is after an historic nuclear Schlitz explosion...it's not normally this damaging Nicckie
18:32 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: "Wait! The bar survived?! How?!" I yell with adrenaline coursing through me.
18:32 JakeThe3rd: Towel Rollie...TOWEL!!
18:32 Zack_Davis: You are not logged in. current beach attire
18:33 JakeThe3rd: lmao
18:33 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Oh, sorry! I was so shocked I forgot! *wraps towel around waist*
18:33 Sydney_McKinnon: Hahaha
18:33 Zack_Davis: Omg!
18:33 Michelle_Pantero: "Thank you Jake...." I stand up and survey the carnage.... Welcome to what used to be a great bar. @Manager_Nicckie." I start to my office, at least it's still standing, muttering under my breath. "Fucking bozos... Cost me a fortune.... Lud should have been here.... Stop to all this nonsense. I'm so talking to Lola and Amy..." Slams my door and starts making phone calls after I shower.
18:34 JakeThe3rd: Anyone know a good insurance agent for Michelle, i do NOT work for State Farm
18:34 Zack_Davis: Ohh damn, she's going over my head
18:34 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I'm walking funny after taking such a blast to my ass.

Published: 2023-01-21, viewed 45 times.