Rusty Dagger Tavern

Dark_Baron: !set HP 50/50
@Dark_Baron's HP is set to 50 / 50

Dark_Baron: !set @Boblin_the_Goblin HP 38/38
@Boblin_the_Goblin's HP is set to 38 / 38

Dark_Baron: I take a swig of the ale mug I stole from the Rusty Dagger and toss it into the woods. I stand next to a tree and undo a strap of my armor to give me access to my undergarments before whipping my cock out to take a leak. I give out a soft sigh as my red eyes look around the surrounding area of the forest.

Dark_Baron:

Boblin_the_Goblin: I watch as you walk along the side of the woods. At first my eyes wide seeing how big and scary you look. Then I notice the mug and you currently unarmed. As you whip out your...human (?) cock, I ready my bow and aim. "Stupid humans..." I whisper under my breath before I fire an arrow towards you, in the general direction of your groin.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack
My attack succeeds and does ⚂ 3 + ⚀ 1 = 4 damage. HP down to 46.

Dark_Baron: Just as I finish up I notice something in the woods, a little green being. "Fucking Boblin!" I shout, but before I can reset my armor your arrow slices into my thigh, dangerously close to my exposed cock. "You little!" I replace my armor covering my crotch and take out a javelin. Quickly stepping into the forest I heave it towards you with a grunt.

Dark_Baron: !attack
My attack succeeds and does ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7 damage. HP down to 31.

Boblin_the_Goblin: "Aw dang it!" I grunt as I see my arrow doesn't do enough damage to you. Or take away your manhood. But suddenly I see you throw something, a large pointy thing that almost takes my arm clean off as it nails my shoulder, digging into skin through my leather armor. My yell of pain clearly letting you know where I am in the forest. I notch another arrow and fire, while trying to hide behind a tree.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack d10
My attack missed.

Dark_Baron: Your second arrow goes flying and bounces off my dark plate armor. Seeing where you are, I charge forward and unsheath my sword. "Stay still you little bastard!" As I swing my sword down towards you.

Dark_Baron: !attack
My attack missed.

Boblin_the_Goblin: "Hehehe!" I cackle as your sword swings and slams into the tree as I duck. Using my small stature and quickness, I run around the other side of the tree while taking out my daggers in each hand. As I get around I sprint towards you and slash at your right leg with both crude blades.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack d10
My attack succeeds and does ☒ 5 damage. HP down to 41.

Dark_Baron: "God damnit!' I yell in pain as your tiny daggers dig into my leg and get through my armor. I almost drop to one knee but manage to use the tree next to me for support. Seeing you try to flank me, I swing my unarmed hand in a backwards fist, aimed for your face.

Dark_Baron: !attack
My attack succeeds and does ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5 damage. HP down to 26.

Boblin_the_Goblin: "Baawh!" Your backhanded fist nails my head as I stumble forward. My left hand reaching up to rub my head with my forearm as I fling the dagger in my right hand at your chest at close range.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack d10
My attack missed.

Dark_Baron: The dagger harmlessly bounces off my chest plate as I turn to face you. My left leg rises up and lunges forward, looking to kick you in the chest and send you to the ground.

Dark_Baron: !attack
My attack succeeds and does ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9 damage. HP down to 17.

Boblin_the_Goblin: "Gargh!" I yelp as your giant metal boot slams into my chest and I go tumbling back onto the ground. I gasp as I get back on my feet and fling my other dagger at you. Trying to attack from a distance as I get my long rusty scimitar from my sheath on my back.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack d10
My attack succeeds and does ☒ 9 damage. HP down to 32.

Dark_Baron: Your other dagger misses my chest plate but sinks into my armpit, getting right between the plates of my shoulder. I wince and grunt in pain as I pull the dagger from my shoulder. "You little bastard!" I yell as I throw your dagger back at you towards your chest.

Dark_Baron: !attack
My attack succeeds and does ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7 damage. HP down to 10.

Boblin_the_Goblin: My eyes go wide as I don't react quick enough to my own dagger being thrown back at me. It slams into my chest on the right side as I howl in pain. Blood starting to stain my leather armor. Seeing I might be outmatched, I throw the dagger back at you again before making a run for it.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack d10
My attack succeeds and does ☒ 10 damage. HP down to 22.

Dark_Baron: As I charge forward to get closer to you I don't have enough time to dodge. The dagger flung at me as it sinks into my stomach. I cry out in pain as you land a critical hit. Doubling over, I reach down for the blade to pull it out, but its so deep it takes me a moment to recover.

Boblin_the_Goblin: Seeing the dagger causing you to stop in your tracks, I pause from my retreat and take out my bow once more. I pull back the arrow and fire it at your legs, hoping to bring you down.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack d10
My attack missed.

Dark_Baron: As I take a few deep breathes and fight through the pain, I look up just as an arrow hits part of my leg armor and bounces off into the woods. "That's it!" I shout before charging you, swinging my sword and then bringing it down in a powerful downward arc towards your shoulder.

Dark_Baron: !attack
My attack succeeds and does ⚃ 4 + ⚃ 4 = 8 damage. HP down to 2.

Boblin_the_Goblin: Your blade sinks into my shoulder as I'm taken aback by how terrifying you are, shouting and charging me. I scream out in pain as your blade almost takes my arm off, as it bites into my shoulder. I swing my scimitar at your chest to retaliate and hope to gain another critical hit.

Boblin_the_Goblin: !attack d10
My attack succeeds and does ☒ 1 damage. HP down to 21.

Dark_Baron: Your blade sinks into a small open space of my armor, but it feels more like a pinch than anything. I look down at you and cock my left fist back, then send a punch aimed directly into your green little face.

Dark_Baron: !attack
My attack succeeds and does ⚃ 4 + ⚄ 5 = 9 damage. HP down to -7.

Boblin_the_Goblin: I feel my blade sink in but stop. I try to push more but it doesn't move. "Uh Oh" I mumble as I look up to see you towering over me and pissed. I can only watch as your gauntlet covered fist cocks back then punches me directly in the face before my vision goes black. My sword drops to the ground as I stumble back, then land on the ground with a thud as I'm knocked out.

Dark_Baron: I sheath my sword and check my wounds. "Annoying little goblin." I whisper as I kick your unconscious body a kick. I retrieve my javelin and pick up your crude weapons, studying them and putting them into my pack near the edge of the forest. I grab you by the collar and drag you out of the woods. "I'm gonna turn you in for the bounty, then I'm gonna have a nice long rest in the shadows with an ale...fucking goblins."