SECW - SouthEast Championship Wrestling

17:16 Jiminy_Cricket: It’s the night of the Indy Revolution PPV for the SECW FED. Traveled from Brisbane Australia for this special event. Exchanging my cricket gear for my pro wrestling gear to take on Freddie in this England VS Australia international match. Winner will be determined by one fall. A pin, submission, or KO will determine the winner. Stakes, if any determined by winner. It’s a packed house for this event. I’m in the back. Change into my tight classy white speedo. A small Aussie flag stitched in the upper right corner. Blue and red boots and red pads. I pick up my trusty cricket bat. My sweater tied around my shoulders. And I make my way to the ring. Announcer calls “ Making his way to the ring The Greatest Cricket Player Of All Time and riding wrestling star of Australia at 5’10 170 pounds. It’s Jiminy Cricket. Walk down the aisle. Climb in the ring. Give a few swings of my bat. A light cheer from some fans. Ref takes my bat. I stretch out on the ropes. Anxiously await your arrival as I hope for my first fed victory yt

17:17 Jiminy_Cricket: You are not logged in. You are not logged in.

17:21 Fearless_Freddie: Signed of a special Ashes showdown match as part of Indy Revolution PPV ...... England vs Oz head out the the ring in my England trunks with three lions embroidered on my ass ......

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17:22 Fearless_Freddie: walked down the aisle my my mentor and wrestling sparring partnter cricketing legend and part time wrestler Freddie Flintoff

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17:24 Fearless_Freddie: climb up into the ring ....... swing my bat too ....... yells over .... YOU ARE GOING FOR SIX JIMINEY ...... ref takes my bat ..... strut and flex in the ring yt

17:28 Jiminy_Cricket: Watching you enter with much fanfare. See you bring your mentor with you. Know I’m going to now have to keep my eyes on him too. Looking at your Brit designed gear. And you swing a bat. Stealing my gimmick I think. I don’t like that much. I smile at you. “ Cute mate. And see you had to bring help in order to face me in the ring. I can’t wait to get this started so I can bowl you over “ I flex back at you. Ref rings the bell. I start to get in a wrestler stance. Crouched down arms up. Come to center yt

17:33 Fearless_Freddie: 6' ...... 185lb of prime British Beef ..... strut and grandstand ....... GONNA BE SENDING YOU BACK TO THE GABBA MATE ........ winks at Flintoff ringside ..... tugs on the ropes bell goes we move out and start to circle in stance ...... then we lunge for collar and elbow tie up ....

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17:35 Fearless_Freddie: both wrestlers twisting and musclin' for control yt

17:37 Jiminy_Cricket: You come in for the lock up. You have some size and height in me but I’m not one to back down from a challenge. I push hard against you grunting. My head right by yours. “ I’m going to enjoy working you over Brit “ and I let up a bit as I bring up my knee hoping your momentum will help increase the impact as I go to drive my knee into your gut yt

17:39 Fearless_Freddie: twisting ya try for leg trip but as I move in you knee rams into my gut ...... UURRRGGGHHHHH ...... lose the lock stagger back doubled clutching my abs yt

17:41 Jiminy_Cricket: I smirk at your mentor as my knee connects to your abs. As you stagger back. I rush toward you. Extend my arm going for a big clothesline. As I try to keep up the pressure yt

17:43 Jiminy_Cricket: You are not logged in.

17:45 Fearless_Freddie: decked by your massive c'line moans and groans on the mat yt

17:46 Jiminy_Cricket: The clothesline connects. And I feel adrenaline rush through my body. I jump up extend both legs as I attempt a double leg drop to your abs

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17:49 Fearless_Freddie: Flintoff on his feet egging me on ..... groans sucking in air ...... the sees a blur from ropes ..... roll fast on instinct and your ass ram the canvas ...... haul up on thre ropes yt

17:51 Jiminy_Cricket: Already I’m the air. I hear Flintoff yelling to you. Wish he’d shut his big mouth. And BAMMMM my Bumm slams to the mat. And I let out a groan as I rub my Bumm and back as it sends a pain up my spine. See you getting up on the ropes. I get up to my knees. And I lunge toward your. Aiming my shoulder at legs looking to take you down yt

17:54 Fearless_Freddie: move out as you sprawl but you move like lightening and lunge in with your shoulder ..... I am rocked back some but manage to hook an arm under your pit ..... and roll us to the mat ...... we roll and grapple on the deck both ground fighting for position ....... slip my thighs around your bod .....yt

17:58 Jiminy_Cricket: My shoulder hits your legs as I try to take you down you show your wrestling skill as you hook my pit and take me down with you. I grunt as I try to get you on your back. “ not bad Mate “ when I feel your thighs wrap around my body. I start to pull at them to separate them but you are strong “ better get off me or you’re going to pay “ yt

18:01 Fearless_Freddie: lock my ankles and SQUEEEZE ....... HOW YA LIKE THIS MATE? ........ power my back up on my arms to increase the presse ..... my thighs squeezing you like a tube of Colgate ....... GGGGRRRRRR yt

18:03 Jiminy_Cricket: You lock your ankles and increase the squeeze and it makes me let out a big groan. “Ahhh not bad. You are almost as strong as my little sister” I grip your thigh and dig my fingers into your inner thigh. “let go !!!” Yt

18:06 Fearless_Freddie: AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH feels your fingers drill my thigh meat and your thumb starts to work the the nerve ..... one big squeeze and release ...... roll off and up to feet ..... adjust my tenting trunks ..... waiting for you to get up too yt

18:09 Jiminy_Cricket: My plan works. As I hear you scream out. I feel my speedo start to tent. But I do get one more big squeeze in return before you release me. I slowly get to my feet. Rubbing my core. Even illiciting a cough. I am furious you got me in such a position. And put my arms up. Looking like I want to lock up again. “ Come on. Let’s do this. Enough playing around “ yt

18:13 Fearless_Freddie: we lock eyeballs and circle in stance .... glowing with sweat and starting to tent ...... both looking for a an opening ...... lunge and grip your thigh ..... hoist and flip to mat with single leg take down ....

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18:14 Fearless_Freddie: flipping you on your back ...... hold onto your ankle sterp on your other leg and spread 'em apart yt

18:17 Jiminy_Cricket: You come toward me. Expecting
a lock up when you go low for my leg. I try to maintain my position but you lift it high and I drop to my back. And before I can kick with my other leg you step on it and pull my other ankle wide. Stretching my groin. Exposing my bulging speedo pouch. I grab for my groin as I try to kick my leg free. AHHHH I don’t stretch this way. What are you doing ? Yt

18:19 Fearless_Freddie: grit teeth and power against you leg trying to take them to 180 yt

18:21 Jiminy_Cricket: You keep stretching my leg wide making me howl out in pain. The pain shooting to my groin. This is quite a precarious position. I try to twist my body and kick still but each movement brings more pain yt

18:22 Fearless_Freddie: the fabric of those speedos sounds like it could give ...... especially with that tent yt

18:25 Jiminy_Cricket: My eyes start to water as you are ripping my groin. Everyone can see my huge tent in my speedo. I have to do something before you really do some serious damage. I summon up the strength to lean up and try to grab the waistband of your trunks hoping it will be enough to either pull you down or distract you enough to release me yt

18:28 Fearless_Freddie: you curl ,,,,,, WTF!!!! ...... grabs my waist band and tugs at my speedos ....... thinks you are trying to strip em off me ...... realeases and staggers back ...... appeals to ref .... he says he saw nothing ....... I thinks 'a bit more of yank and you woulda seen some English sausage' ..... readjust my trunks yt

18:31 Jiminy_Cricket: Not a tactic I’m particularly proud of, but effective none the less. I remain on the mat a few moments as I rub my aching groin and bulge. Trying to soothe the burn. I see you up adjusting your trunks. I get to my feet. Still favoring my groin. Rubbing it. With a slight limp. “Not cool mate. I should’ve just ripped those trunks right off you “ and I lunge at you. Raise my forearm looking to hit you in the side of your head yt

18:36 Fearless_Freddie: Mad at your grab for my jewels ..... you stagger up and taunt me ...... LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY THAT MATE ..... I growl ..... move in the whacked upside the head by a massive forarm smash ..... stagger back dazed yt

18:40 Jiminy_Cricket: Hit the forearm smash. Watching you stagger back. I stay on you. Wrap my arms around your waist. Lift you up. Squeeze. “ This is called a payback mate “ and I drop your bulge onto my extended knee with a reverse atomic drop. I see your friend wince ringside as the audience groans yt

18:42 Fearless_Freddie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH rolling on the canvas in agony ..... clutching my tackle YOU AUSSIE FUCKER I sceam ..... eyes water as I roll on the mat yt

18:44 Jiminy_Cricket: “ Oh sorry mate. Did that smart ?” smirk as you roll on the mat screaming. I grab your ankle. Standing over you. Hold your leg to the side and dive down for an elbow drop to your inner thigh yt

18:47 Fearless_Freddie: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH thigh drilled but as I jack knife forearm smash you in the mush yt

18:49 Jiminy_Cricket: Hearing you scream as my elbow hits. Feeling the tide turn in my favor when CRACK your forearm hits me smack in the mush. I back off rubbing my mouth. And shaking my head out. “ big mistake Freddie mate “ yt

18:50 Fearless_Freddie: YA THINK MATE ? as I whack you upside the head with other forearm ...... roll up to feet dripping sweat yt

18:53 Jiminy_Cricket: CRACK. Another big forearm this time to the side of my head snaps my head to the side and spit flies from my mouth as I drop to my back. Stunned this time. See you standing over me and I try to extend my legs to kick you below the knees yt

18:55 Fearless_Freddie: as you kick out at me grabs your ankle ...... drag you in ..... the reach for the other ..... pretzel twist em into Texas clover leaf ...... drop to bounce on the leaf yt

18:58 Jiminy_Cricket: I miss the kick and you grab my ankle. Pull me toward you. Grabbing my other leg and twist flipping me over into this Texas cover leaf. You have me screaming in pain. As I press my hands on the mat. Trying to lift up and twist but the pain in my back is excruciating. “ Ahhh noooo. My back you Brit Fucker. Let go “ yt

18:59 Fearless_Freddie: bounce bounce bounce on the leaf ...... ass slam you back to the mat yt

19:01 Jiminy_Cricket: You bounce your bigger body on my back. Driving me back to the Mat. Feeling helpless and in your control. Eyes watering as the pain shoots through my body. I put my hand up. Ready to tap. Can’t take the pain. I start to tap the mat. Repeatedly yt

19:03 Fearless_Freddie: bounce turning your legs to Jello ..... the hear you slap the mat ..... the ref yells BREAK !!! I unwrap the leag .... roll up, strut and victory poses yt

19:07 Jiminy_Cricket: You finally let go as the ref tells break. I bring in my legs as I groan. Rubbing them. That hold taking my legs out. Roll in the mat under you. Rubbing my legs. Moaning. Worries I won’t be able to play in my big upcoming cricket match. Maybe this was his plan all along. Take out the star Aussie so the Brits could have even a slight chance to win the big match yt

19:09 Fearless_Freddie: get big hug from Flintoff ...... snickers you are gonna get hammered like that on the pitch too Jimney yt

19:10 Jiminy_Cricket: See you hug your manager. You insult my cricket skills. I yell back. “ Not a chance mate. I am the Greatest of all time cricketer and you will pay for this. Take my word “ yt

19:11 Fearless_Freddie: DREAM ON AUSSIE BOY

Commissioner Starfox enters the the ring and awards me the egg cup sized trophy the SECW Federation 'Ashes' ....... we pose for the photographers

19:13 Fearless_Freddie:
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19:16 Jiminy_Cricket: I slide out of the ring. As you pose with the trophy. I grumble. That is my trophy. I grab my cricket bat. And slam it in the ring apron interrupting your photo op. Yt

19:18 Fearless_Freddie: Watch Jiminy storm off REMATCH AT THE GABBA MATE I yell HUMILIATE YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR HOME CROWD.

19:20 Jiminy_Cricket: I turn to face you. My face red. And utter two simple words. YOUR ON !!!

Published: 2022-07-21, viewed 47 times.