SECW - SouthEast Championship Wrestling

The Blond Bombshell:

I’m excited to be returning to SECW action, this time taking part in the Indie Revolution PPV event in Williamsburg, Virginia. Tonight though, the action comes with a bit of a twist as I’ve been given a really tough challenge. I’m going to be taking on a new tag team on the roster in a 2v1 handicap match, and to make it even tougher both of my opponents are giant guys that would be tough enough to handle on their own. The rules are pretty simple, in order to win I’ll need to eliminate both of my opponents, by pin, submission or ko, whereas they will only need to beat me once to win. They will be able to tag each other in and out as often as they want until one of them has been eliminated, and there will be a ten second changeover period after each tag where they will be able to double team me before the exiting wrestler has to leave the ring. In short, I’m going to really have my work cut out for me, but I’m looking forward to the challenge.

On the night, the match takes place towards the end of the card so the crowd are already riled up and pumped, ready for more top-quality action. I get introduced first by the energetic announcer:

“First up for this match, standing at 5’9 and weighing in at 155lbs, please welcome, from Montgomery, Alabama, The Blond Bombshell!!” he booms, and I confidently strut out to the ring. I’ve changed up my gear a little for this match too, so I’m barefoot and dressed only in the skimpiest tight blue thong I could find that shows off almost every inch of my body. The crowd whistle and cheer when they see me as I flex my muscles on my walk to the ring, then climb on the ropes and grin widely, ready to meet my opponents.

Team Muscle Bros:

We’ve been booked to make our debut for the SECW fed, and even better it looks like we’ve been booked to do a total squash job, a 2v1 match against some blond twink who isn’t going to have a chance. We’re kitted out in matching all American gear, stars and stripes trunks and red, white and blue striped boots, confident that we’ll win over the crowd, although they definitely seem to like our opponent judging by the cheers he gets during his entrance, he’s obviously already an established favorite. But now it’s time for our entrance:

“And now please welcome our newest tag team, weighing in at a colossal combined total of 520lbs, and both standing well over six feet tall, from rural Mississippi, it’s Cason and Loki!!”

We walk out to the ring, confident and taking our time, there are a few boos as we’ve clearly been set up to play the role of big brutes working over the pretty boy, but there are also lots of cheers from admirers of our awesome physiques. We climb through the ropes, making a point to pass close to our opponent to highlight the massive size difference, before heading for our corners. The ref briefly brings us together to refresh us on the rules. He checks which of us will be in the ring first and we nominate Loki to start, then he sends us all back to our corners and the bell rings.

The Blond Bombshell:

You guys choose to start with the slightly bigger Loki in the ring, but to be honest you’re both such hulks it’s hard to tell much difference. I’m hoping at least that you might be a bit slow and tire out easily, and my tactic is going to be to keep you on the move, try not to let you use your power and make you chase me. I circle Loki cautiously, watching for any sudden moves. I deliberately feint and set a couple of traps, trying to tempt Loki to lunge in rashly so I can counter with my speed.

Team Muscle Bros:

Cason backs out of the ring and waits behind one of the corner posts as Loki moves forward to circle you, looking for the first chance to attack. You’re fast on your feet though, and a couple of times Loki lunges in and catches nothing but air as you dodge effectively. Frustrated, he growls and throws himself at you with arms outstretched, looking to grab you and stop you running away.

The Blond Bombshell:

I grin as Loki runs right into my trap, throwing himself at me in a way which is pretty obvious and predictable. As he lunges forward, I drop right down into a low crouch and easily get below his arms and wrap both my arms around one of his tree trunk thighs, scooping it up and then yanking it, trying to knock Loki off balance and take him down.

Team Muscle Bros:

Yet again Loki’s arms wrap around absolutely nothing at all as you seem to disappear out of his sight, but then he suddenly feels one of my legs yanked out from under him and he topples backwards onto his ass, landing heavily. Seems like we underestimated you, but we’re still confident if either of us can just get our hands on you we’ll soon have you begging. Loki begins to get back up to his feet, looking around to see where you’ve gone, when Cason suddenly shouts out, “Watch out behind you, bro,” and Loki begins to turn around.

The Blond Bombshell:

Loki falls and seems a bit disoriented as I circle quickly round behind him to take advantage of his confusion, Cason yells a warning but I’m way too fast and I quickly slam my knee into the back of Loki’s head just as he starts turn around, sending him sprawling forward in a heap.

Team Muscle Bros:

Loki groans and slumps forward face down on the floor, head spinning after that nasty blow. After a few seconds he puts his hands down on the canvas to try to pat least push himself up to all fours. Cason is itching to climb through the ropes to help but the ref warns him to keep out.

The Blond Bombshell:

As soon as Loki starts trying to get up, I immediately move into try to prevent it, kicking him elbow to cause his arm to give way so he collapses back down on the canvas. I then jump and come down on his back with a hard elbow drop right on his spine. The crowd cheer as the whole ring shakes from the blow.

Team Muscle Bros:

Loki’s arm gives way as you kick it, then he feels your weight smash on top of him hard, knocking the wind out of him. However, at least you’re within reach now, and he reaches out and grabs your leg, to stop you getting away, then uses his other arm to push down and roll the two of you over, so that your suddenly trapped under 265lbs of muscle.

The Blond Bombshell:

Oh fuck, that happened fast, and now I’m right where I didn’t want to be, underneath a wall of muscle. My college wrestling instincts have me sliding over to get on my stomach underneath you to stop you pinning me, and at the same time I try to use my arms to slowly drag myself towards the edge of the ring, where I can get a hand on the ropes and get a break.

Team Muscle Bros:

Loki laughs as you try to wriggle away, there’s no chance of you slipping out from under his weight. Loki shifts down towards your legs grabbing your ankles and then standing and dragging you across the ring by your legs, towards the corner where Cason is waiting. Loki tags Cason in, and the first ten second double team period of the match can begin. Cason immediately jumps right over the top rope and lands down hard on your back with both boots and his full body weight.

The Blond Bombshell:

Ow, holy hell, I feel like I just got bulldozed into the canvas, Cason’s whole weight absolutely flattening me, wrecking my back and leaving me gasping. I’m in trouble now with both of you in action, I need to try to escape and let those dangerous ten seconds tick down. I’m not in much of a position to do anything though, I desperately buck to try to unbalance Cason off my back but he’s tough to shift. I keep trying though, preparing myself to dart away as fast as I can the moment he falls off.

Team Muscle Bros:

You keep squirming underneath Cason’s boots, but he keeps his balance, riding you like a surfboard, then suddenly dropping down on your back, repaying the elbow drop you did to Loki earlier, except with a hundred extra pounds. Meanwhile Loki, has grabbed your legs while you were distracted and manipulated them into an agonising figure 4 leglock, which he keeps on right up to the time limit until the ref forces him out of the ring.

The Blond Bombshell:

If I had any air left in my lungs after getting crushed under Cason’s elbow drop, I would be screaming in pain at the brutal leglock, I’m not going to be able to walk after this. Finally, mercifully, I hear the ref order Loki out of the ring meaning the ten seconds must be up. Now I only have Cason to deal with, but I’m in a really bad condition, my early success feels like a distant memory. I finally manage to wriggle out from underneath Cason and I get to my knees, unwilling to try putting any weight on my feet yet. I see Cason closing in and I make a grab to try to wrap my arms around his legs, wanting to take the action down to the ground where I might be able to use my college wrestling skills to my advantage, and also because it will keep the pressure of my legs.

Team Muscle Bros:

Cason gets to his feet after the elbow drop and closes in on you as you struggle up to your knees. You show some skills again though, managing a nice takedown, your arms wrapping around his legs and sweeping them aside. Cason goes down to his back with you on top, but quickly looks to counter by bringing his legs up around your waist and reaching up to pull your head down into his pecs.

The Blond Bombshell:

Cason tries to get me into his guard and I quickly feel those massive thighs crushing around my waist. I can easily counter from this position though, bringing my arms up and jamming my elbows down into the muscles of his legs to force them down off my waist. I then slide my body right through Cason’s legs and mount him in a schoolboy pin, placing my hands on the floor and pushing down to pull my head free from Cason’s chest. I then plant my knees on Cason’s shoulders and yell for the ref to start a pin count, hoping to eliminate one of my opponents.

Team Muscle Bros:

You move fast to schoolboy pin Cason to the canvas. He’s momentarily stunned, but snaps out of it when he hears the ref begin a count. He plants his feet on the canvas and bridges up, easily tossing you to the side like the lightweight you are, breaking the count at 2 and then continuing the roll over so that he ends up on top of you.

The Blond Bombshell:

I’m just not heavy enough to hold a giant like Cason in place, he easily bucks me off and reverses our positions and suddenly I’m the one having to work to avoid getting pinned. Before he can trap my shoulders under his knees, I sit up as much as I can and wrap my arms around Cason’s waist, then I throw in a pretty dirty move by driving up and slamming the top of my head into his jaw.

Team Muscle Bros:

Cason is just about to move in for the pin to finish you off but you manage to awkwardly sit up enough to hang onto Cason’s body and so keep your upper body off the mat. Cason begins to work on prying your arms apart when suddenly he gets smashed in the jaw and falls back, flat on the canvas, dazed and staring up at the lights. Loki yells at the ref in protest but he takes no action, and the crowd seem to love you getting back on top any way you can, cheering at the reversal.

The Blond Bombshell:

I know I can’t afford to waste time since Cason won’t stay stunned for long. I get to my feet, limping slightly from the after effects of Loki’s leg lock, and I stomp down hard on Cason’s ripped abs. I then grab a handful of his hair and tug him shakily up to his feet where I nail him in the jaw again, this time with a nasty euro uppercut that sends him reeling back to slump against the ropes. I follow that up by rushing at him and launching into a big flying kick, both of my feet aiming at those massive pecs.

Team Muscle Bros:

Cason staggers back and is only kept upright by the ropes at his back. He glances across to the opposite corner where Loki is trying to encourage him, and he tries to get his head clear. He glances up to see you closing in fast and leaping into a huge kick. With no time to dodge, Cason flexes his pecs hard to absorb the blow as much as possible, and uses the give in the ropes to help ease the impact. He then wraps his arms around you, catching you before you land after the kick and pulling you into a bearhug.

The Blond Bombshell:

Cason obviously wasn’t quite as dazed as I had hoped, and although my flying kick connects, he catches me quickly and pulls me into his python-like bearhug and starts squeezing the life out of me. I grimace and groan as I push down on his bulging biceps, trying to loosen them but not making much of an impression.

Team Muscle Bros:

Cason grins as he starts to crush you nice and tight, and he carries you easily across the ring towards Loki’s corner, but he’s got one more move planned before he tags in his partner. He lowers one of his arms down between your legs, allowing him to lift you up higher, then he flips you over in his grip so that suddenly it’s your head pointing down at the canvas. He then drops to his knees and power slams your head into the floor of the ring as the crowd gasp in shock.

The Blond Bombshell:

My head hits the floor so hard I see darkness creeping into the edges of my vision and barely manage to remain conscious. I try to look up to see where you both are, knowing I’m vulnerable right now so I try to roll away to get some space to recover.

Team Muscle Bros:

Cason has just reached over to tag in Loki as he stands beside your wrecked body smugly, and pops a big flex to the audience. Loki climbs up on to the top rope and jumps off, right at you as he looks for a massive body splash that will surely leave you out for the count.

The Blond Bombshell:

I spot Loki climbing up onto the ropes and I know what’s coming. I’m too broken down to get away quickly, and I have only a few seconds to come up with a plan to avoid getting crushed. I reach over to the side where Cason is still standing and flexing, and I grab his ankle and yank it sharply causing him to topple backwards towards me. At the same time, I dig deep and summon the last of my strength to roll sideways enough so that suddenly it’s Cason and not me who’s in Loki’s flight path.

Team Muscle Bros:

Oh shit, Loki’s eyes widen as he realises what’s about to happen, but he’s already airborne and committed, and a second later he crashes down on top of Cason with full force as you manage to slip to the side and escape the chaos. Loki comes down on Cason’s abs and groin, leaving him gasping in pain and clutching his bulge through his trunks. Loki glances to the side to see where you are but you’ve gone and he casts his eyes around to try to spot you.

The Blond Bombshell:

I allow myself a satisfied smile as I see Cason take a nasty blow from his partner, but I’m still feeling pretty battered and bruised, and I seek a way to take advantage of my good fortune to finish things off. As quickly as I can manage, I limp to the ropes and climb up, then jump off for a body splash of my own, looking to come crashing down on top of both of you before Loki can move away.

Team Muscle Bros:

Loki is still looking around, wondering where you went, so he’s caught totally off guard when you suddenly crash down on his back, flattening his body out and sandwiching him between you and Cason. Cason meanwhile now has over 400lbs of muscle on top of him and can barely breathe, turning red and on the brink of passing out from pain and a lack of air.

The Blond Bombshell:

Things are suddenly looking good for me, Cason is almost totally out of it and Loki is a bit dazed too, this is my moment. I deliver a sharp elbow smash onto the back of Loki’s head to stun him even more, then I roll him off of Cason so that you’re both lying on your backs beside each other. I then drop my body over your faces and upper bodies, trapping Loki’s face under my armpit and Cason’s under my crotch as I try to keep both your shoulders on the canvas for a double pin. The ref starts counting 1…

Team Muscle Bros:

Cason is totally done, barely able to breathe anyway he suddenly gets smothered with your crotch which cuts off his air even more and he ends up limp under your body. Loki struggles a little more but only weakly, still dazed and disoriented from the missed body splash and the elbow strike, and now smothered in your sweaty pit. Despite his efforts he’s unable to get a shoulder up.

The Blond Bombshell:

The ref counts 2 and then 3… I’m a bit shocked, and I have to check with the ref that the 3 count was for both of you, bit he confirms it was. I shakily get to my feet and the ref raises my arm in the air and rings the bell to confirm my victory. The crowd roar loudly for me as I celebrate getting another SECW win in this unusual challenge match. I look down at the two of you lying there, Cason still totally out, Loki stirring and looking shocked and confused as he glares up at me. I walk over and place my foot on his chest and flex down at him to put him in his place. You both might have the bigger muscles, but my speed, skills and resilience got me the win this time!

End

Published: 2022-07-23, viewed 79 times.