SECW - SouthEast Championship Wrestling

23:34 Jimmy_Shamrock: I arrive in Hopkinsville, KY for the next leg in the SECW's tour. The weather is hot and humid, though not as bad as it can be further south. I'm waiting in the staging area for my name to be called pacing nervously back and forth. I've got a monumental task in front of me today. Having failed miserably in my last bout in a cage, this time I'm taking on Big Herb Stockman. My only saving grace in this one is I'm not entirely sure he can climb the cage and get out for the win. Otherwise, well...I'm in trouble, and I know it. Finally my music hits - Destiny by Neffex - and I step through the curtains as the announcer starts to announce me.
23:34 Jimmy_Shamrock:
23:34 Jimmy_Shamrock: Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM DUBLIN IRELAND. STANING 5 FEET 11 INCHES TALL AND WEIGHING IN AT 165 POUNDS. JIMMMMMYYYYYYYYY SHAMROCK!
23:37 Jimmy_Shamrock: I walk down the aisle in a pair of white speedos with large green shamrocks over each of my cheeks. I slap hands with the fans at ringside, then slide in under the ropes. I head to my corner and bounce on my toes nervously to get loose. I look up and see the large metal cage. Unlike the last one I fought in, this one is steel, not wire, and there is no door. But there are large hand and footholds to make the climb a little easier.
23:37 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
23:44 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb stands back stage waiting for his turn to go to the ring, standing by the snack table where someone was nice enough to provide a lot of Doritos. He finds himself scheduled for a cage match with one of the smaller wrestlers in the federation, Jimmy Shamrock, and although he likes his chances for actually being able to beat Shamrock, he is less certain about his chances when it comes to beating the cage. But hey, he can climb a step ladder, climbing the cage can't be much harder, right? He listens to Jimmy's entrance, his musicand the fans cheering for him, and he steps closer to the curtain with a handful of Doritos, getting ready to go, when suddenly he hears his own music start to play. He has no idea what it's from, but a friend recommended it to him and said he'd be unlikely to run into any copyright issues with it.
23:44 Big_Herb_Stockman:
23:48 Big_Herb_Stockman: "And introducing second, from Austin, Texas! He stands six foot five, and weighs a staggering five hundred and sixty eight pounds... HERB 'THE WRECKING BALL' STOCKMAN!!" Herb quickly stuffs the handful of Doritos in his mouth, then he steps through the curtain, wearing his white and red singlet with a wrecking ball design on the stomach. He puts his arms in the air and lets out a roar as he slowly plods towards the ring, his heavy footsteps thumping against the floor. He reaches up to grab onto the ropes and the ring tilts noticeably towards him as he pulls himself up onto the apron and then steps into the ring. He glances up at the cage overhead as well, then he makes his way over to his corner, turning to face his opponent. He shifts his weight from one foot to the other as the cage slowly starts to get lowered down to the ring.
23:48 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
23:55 Jimmy_Shamrock: I watch you lumber toward the ring, taking a glance in the crowd to watch people's drinks expecting there to be ripples like that one scene in Jurassic Park. You know the one. You get in the ring and it's immediately clear just how much bigger you are than me. Half a foot taller, more than three times heavier. You're a mountain of a man. The cage begins to lower when you step through the ropes and I watch it, wondering just how big of a mistake I've made. It clamps into place, hugging the edge of the apron snugly. I look at how high you have to climb and start to wonder if this is my home now.
23:55 Jimmy_Shamrock:
23:55 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
00:01 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb narrows his eyes, hungrily staring at Jimmy from across the ring while the cage lowers around them. He's a big guy, and he knows it, and he tries to play off that to intimidate his opponents when he can, as it usually seems to work pretty well. When he hears the clank of the cage dropping into place, he looks up at it once again, and wow... standing inside it now, those cage walls look -much- higher than he was expecting! Nevermind that, though, he can deal with that hurdle later, for now he has an opponent in Jimmy Shamrock to worry about, and as the bell rings, Herb crouches slightly, bringing his arms up in a wrestling stance, and he slowly starts to make his way across the ring towards his opponent, leading with his right side.
00:01 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
00:03 Jimmy_Shamrock: You crouch and start to come at me, leading with your side slightly. Oh god, here we go. I know I have no chance whatsoever against your strength, so I settle for a strategy of hit-and-run attacks to see if I can wear you down. I step to the side and start to circle not wanting you to catch me in the corner. I'm done if you do that. Then I suddenly run at you, and try to duck under your arms, intending to springboard off the ropes and send a kick at your head if I'm able to.
00:03 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
00:08 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb turns to keep facing Jimmy as the smaller man begins to circle around him. Herb is, of course, used to this strategy of trying to just circle around the big man and wear him out, but Jimmy's about to be surprised whe- Herb blinks, raising his eyebrows in surprise when Jimmy suddenly starts charging right at him!! Herb brings his arms up, reaching to grab the smaller man, but Jimmy ducks under them, continuing around behind him! Herb turns around, just in time to see his quicker opponent spring boarding off the ropes, and Jimmy's foot heading right for his face!! Herb tries to bring his arms up to get them in the way, but he is too slow, and he turns his head to the side to try to deflect the blow, but Jimmy's foot smacks up against his chubby cheek, knocking his big head back slightly, and making him stumble back a step!!
00:08 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
00:12 Jimmy_Shamrock: It connects! I think about turning tail and running for the corner to see if I can climb out before you catch me, but I don't think I'm quite fast enough for that. Instead I charge you again, this time ducking low and trying to slide under your legs with the intention of popping back up and sending a dropkick your way as long as you don't catch me. I need to keep my attacks varied, unorthodox, and unpredictable to have any kind of chance.
00:12 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
00:16 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb shakes his head, trying to clear it as he regains his footing, his face reddened from both the impact of the kick, and the frustration of having such a thing happen to him! He furrows his brow as he refocuses on Jimmy, and the little guy charges at him once more. He seems more prepared for Jimmy to circle around him again, but he's not quite ready for the smaller man to slide between his legs!! Herb bends over as he reaches down, his thick fingers brushing against Jimmy as the irishman manages to scurry through his legs, and before he can stand back upright, he feels Jimmy's feet hit him in his backside! Herb is already off balance from his weight bending over, so the shove of the drop kick is enough to once again make him stumble, forward this time, and he has to reach out to grab onto the cage to keep from running into it!
00:16 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
00:25 Jimmy_Shamrock: My dropkick gets you off balance some more, this time making you stumble forward into the cage. If I can get you off your feet maybe I can be fast enough to climb out? But to do that I'll need to hit you with something a little more forceful than a dropkick. I run to the nearest turnbuckle, climbing up it and turning to face you. I leap off, sending my full body weight at your torso looking for a cross body block. Maybe if you're still off balance it'll be enough to topple you over.
00:26 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
00:32 Big_Herb_Stockman: The cage rattles as Herb grabs onto it to steady himself, and he pushes himself off of it, turning to look for Jimmy just in time to see him climbing the nearby turnbuckle! He takes a step closer as Jimmy leaps off the turnbuckle, and Herb raises his arms up to Jimmy, and lets out a grunt as their two bodies collide, and he manages to catch Jimmy in his arms, holding him up against his chest, with one arm under Jimmy's shoulder and neck, and the other in between Jimmy's legs, hooking one of his thighs! Herb can't help but grin and shake with a chuckle as he uses the arm which is hooking Jimmy's leg to stick his index finger up and waggle it back and forth at the crowd in a 'no no no' motion.
00:32 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
00:36 Jimmy_Shamrock: My body slams against yours. For a brief moment I imagine you toppling over and me climbing the cage for a huge upset victory. But even with my full body weight crashing into you, you barely even move. You easily catch me, holding me up. I hear the fans laughing at something and can only imagine what's going on. I kick my legs and thrash trying to get you to drop me. Maybe I can jostle myself loose and resume my hit and run attacks?
00:36 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
00:40 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb tightens his grip on Jimmy when the little guy starts to squirm, one hand holding the back of his shoulder, and the other grabbing one half of his rear end! Herb slowly turns to face the middle of the ring, then he heaves Jimmy up to shoulder height before bringing him down and falling forward for a huge power slam, both men landing on the ring with a loud CRASH as Herb slams Jimmy onto his back, with his thick, heavy chest landing on him and pounding him into the ring from the impact!
00:40 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
00:45 Jimmy_Shamrock: My squirming only makes you grip me tighter. Slowly, we're turned towards the center, then you lift me up shoulder height, power slamming me to the canvas. I'm stunned the ring doesn't break under our combined 700+ pounds. I groan, kicking my legs against the canvas. Your thick chest covers most of my body, and were this a match you could win with a pinfall, you could probably end it right now. I can't move under your weight. I try to take some breaths, and though I'm able to get some air in me, your weight makes it hard to expand my chest fully.
00:45 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
00:49 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb puts his hands on the mat and huffs quietly as he heaves himself up to his hands and knees over Jimmy, and he crawls forward slightly, so that his big, heavy belly gets dragged on top of Jimmy, and he just sits there for a few seconds, as if to show off that he could indeed be winning by a pin after just that one move! He -can't- win by a pinfall this match, however, and he rears up on his knees before shifting to a kneeling position, then he puts his hand on his knee and pushes himself back up to his feet. He looks down at Jimmy, and bends over, reaching down to grab him by the head, and starts to pull him back up to his feet, as well!
00:49 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
00:54 Jimmy_Shamrock: You roll your big tummy over me, dragging it over my lean body. I suddenly find it even harder to breathe than before. You just rest there a moment as though to prove a point. I'm not sure if you're trying to pin me or just catching a breather, but before long you push yourself up ever so slowly. I can't quite get up yet. The force of the slam and your weight combined have me hurting badly. Your big hands grab my head and start to pull me up to my feet. I'm able to stand under my own power but sway slightly. I rear my small arm back and send a punch towards your gut. Gotta try, right?
00:54 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
00:59 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb furrows his brow and looks down when he feels Jimmy's fist pound against his against his thick belly, making it shudder from the impact, but it appears to just annoy the larger man. In response, Herb turns himself and Jimmy so that Jimmy's back is to the corner he had recently leapt off of, then he puts his large mitt on Jimmy's chest, near his neck, and he gives the smaller wrestler a good shove, practically throwing him up and back into the corner of the ring, then the big man slowly starts to step towards him.
00:59 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
01:03 Jimmy_Shamrock: My fist slams hard into your gut and I look up to see if you're in pain, but you just look annoyed and maybe a little disappointed. "Oh shit" I say, realizing what I've done. You turn me so my back is to the corner and shove me hard. I actually go airborne, my back slamming against the turnbuckle. I grunt from the impact and look up in time to see you stepping towards me. I frantically look around but by now there's nowhere to go. Your body engulfs my vision, and I can't go over, under, or around you, and the corner keeps me from going any other direction. I tense up and wait to see what happens.
01:03 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
01:08 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb can see his opponent looking around trying to find a way out, and not finding any as his bulk closes in on the smaller man. Herb's warm, heavy belly presses up against Jimmy, squishing some air out of him as Herb seems to just be using that to hold him in place while he considers what to do. He then takes a step back, reaching down to grab Jimmy by the wrist, then he takes another step back and turns to the side as he gives Jimmy a good tug, pulling him out of the corner, and he whips Jimmy across the ring to the corner on the far side!! Herb then lowers his head, and he starts to charge across the ring after Jimmy, the ring shaking underfoot as he slowly picks up speed!! As he approaches Jimmy and the corner, he puts his arms out to his sides, aiming to just run into Jimmy with his belly and chest to try to smash him into the corner!!
01:08 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
01:12 Jimmy_Shamrock: You press into me slowly, forcing the air out of my lungs and pressing me tight into the corner. You hold me there for several long moments as I try to gasp for breath, then step back and yanking me out of the corner, sending me careening towards the opposite one. My back hits the corner hard and I slump over with my arms draped over the ropes trying to take deep, heaving breaths to get air into my lungs. Suddenly I feel the ring shaking and look up to see you charging towards me, your arms wide, looking like you're going to slam your full weight into me. "NO!" I yell, but it's too late. You slam into me, crushing my little body in the corner. I feel like I just got run over by a tank, which then backed up over me, and ran me over again.
01:12 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
01:18 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb runs into the corner, and Jimmy, so hard there's a metallic screeching sound as the whole ring shifts on the floor from the force of the impact! Herb bounces back a step out of the corner, and he looks down at Jimmy, and puts a hand out under Jimmy's chin to hold him up and keep him slumped in the corner with his arms draped over the ropes. Herb then steps forward once more, crowding Jimmy into the corner with his bulk again. He lifts his foot up and puts it on the bottom rope, and steps up onto it, though he's so heavy, his foot pushes the bottom rope and turnbuckle down almost far enough to touch the mat! He then lifts his other foot up to step on the middle rope, and finally gets both feet on the middle rope. Jimmy's face is practically buried in his stomach now, but Herb lifts his large fist up in the air at the crowd, then he looks down, and starts to pound his fist into the back/top of Jimmy's head while the crowd counts along, "One! Two! Three! Four!"
01:18 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
01:23 Jimmy_Shamrock: I can actually hear the screeching as the impact moves the ring and cage. You hold my chin up, keeping me pressed against the corner and start to climb the ropes. When you get to the middle rope your stomach is pressed against my face so much that it's all I can see. You slam your fists into my head as the crowd counts along. I try to move my hands up to defend myself but I'm having trouble getting them around your bulk. For the time being there's nothing I can do but...um...absorb the blows with my head. I wish the crowd would stop counting. That makes it just a little bit more humiliating for me.
01:23 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
01:30 Big_Herb_Stockman: "... Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!" Herb seem to really wind up the last punch as he brings it down heavily and the crowd yells "Ten!" then starts to cheer!! Herb steps back down from the turnbuckles and takes a step back. He grabs Jimmy by the back of the head and turns to the side as he pulls Jimmy out of the corner and just shoves him down face first onto the mat! Herb doesn't have the advantage of just being able to quickly scurry up the cage, he probably needs to make sure Jimmy is out for a while before he climbs, and as much as he knows he probably damaged the much smaller man with that corner splash, he doesn't think that's been quite enough yet. Still... he wants to test and see how it is trying to climb the cage, so he turns to face it, and reaches up to grab one of the higher rungs! He lifts a foot up to put it on one of the lower rungs, and he pulls himself up onto the cage! Even if it's 'just like a ladder', climbing
01:30 Big_Herb_Stockman: a vertical ladder like this proves to be rather difficult for the big man, mostly because his large belly is in the way, pressing up against it, keeping some distance between the cage and his shoulders, so he doesn't have particularly good leverage. With some difficulty, he lifts his foot up, and climbs up to the second rung with a grunt.
01:30 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
01:35 Jimmy_Shamrock: Ten! Ten fists to my head! The Count would be proud. Barely able to stand, you pull me out of the corner and roughly shove me face down to the mats by my head. I lie there for what seems like forever, just trying to make sure I'm still alive. I finally open my eyes and look around, seeing you starting to climb the cage. I move my arms, surprised but delighted to find out I'm not paralyzed, and start to push myself up. I look at you and try to figure out how to get you down from there. I decide to try grabbing one of your legs and pulling it first. I wrap my arms around it...it's a very big leg, after all, and lean backwards to try to pull you down, or otherwise make you give up your climb.
01:35 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
01:40 Big_Herb_Stockman: While Herb is struggling with his climbing, he feels a couple little arms wrap around his huge thigh, and pull down on him, adding some weight onto his already quite substantial mass. He wonders if he could still climb with Jimmy hanging off of him, but instead of trying that, he furrows his brow in annoyance, letting go of the cage with one hand and one foot (the leg Jimmy is holding) as he looks down at Jimmy, "What're you-...? Let go ya' lil' shit!" And he pulls his leg up before shoving his large foot at Jimmy to try to push him away!
01:40 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
01:46 Jimmy_Shamrock: You look at me a little annoyed and pull your foot off the cage. Maybe you're going to come down! But nope, you instead pull your leg towards the cage (pulling me along with it), then shoving it against my chest. I go flying backwards with almost comical force, my arms out wide trying to catch my balance. I go splaying on the mats and slide into the cage on the far end of the ring. "Ow..." I say rubbing my chest. Watching you resume your slow climb, I groan and start to pull myself up by the ropes. I take a couple of steps towards you then suddenly stop. How could I be so stupid? Even with as badly as I've been crushed, I'm betting I can climb that cage faster than you can. I divert my course towards the nearest section of cage and start to climb. I'm much, much slower than I normally would be. My legs are like jello, and my arms don't have any more substance to them. But I'm up the first rung and moving onto the next. Grinning, I think I may win this match yet.
01:46 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
01:52 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb smirks to himself when his little shove is powerful enough to send the smaller man clear across the ring! He turns his attention back to climbing, but before long, he realizes something must be up when he hears the crowd starting to get excited!! He raises an eyebrow, wondering what Jimmy is up to, and he turns to look over his shoulder to see his opponent is just climbing up the cage, too!! Herb's smirk is quickly wiped off his face as he nearly panics, because Jimmy can definitely climb up the cage much faster than him!! Not wanting to jump down from three or four rungs up, the big man quickly lowers himself down to the second rung, then he hops backwards, shaking the ring as he lands on the mat with a crash!! He turns and starts to stomp across the ring towards his opponent while calling out, "I don't think so, Jimmy! Get back down here!" and he reaches up to try to grab the back seam of Jimmy's speedos to halt his progress, and give them a little tug
01:52 Big_Herb_Stockman: to try to pull him down!
01:52 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
01:57 Jimmy_Shamrock: I steal a glance to see where you're at, and I'm almost even with you now. The crowd starts to murmur as they realize what's going on. I glance over and you don't seem to have noticed yet. Shut up, crowd! I might be able to make it without you knowing if they'd just quiet down. But before long I feel the ring start to shake and know you must have dropped down. Shit shit shit shit shit must climb faster! I pull myself up another rung then hear you yelling at me to get back down there. I put my foot on the next rung and prepare to hoist myself up again when I feel you grabbing my speedo. You pull, and I lose my grip, crashing down to the mats with a thud, though I don't shake the ring when I land. I roll over and try to get away from you fearing another crushing attack.
01:57 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
02:01 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb's tug is enough to make Jimmy lose his grip, and he falls down to crash onto the mat on his back next to the larger wrestler! "I'm gonna have to smash you -real- good before I get outta here, ain't I?" Herb asks as he starts to bend over to grab Jimmy, but the smaller man rolls over, trying to scurry away, "'Ey! Get back here!" Herb calls out as his thick fingers nearly get a hold of Jimmy's ankle, but the smaller man manages to elude him, and Herb stomps after him in pursuit!
02:01 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
02:04 Jimmy_Shamrock: The immediate danger is over as I'm able to avoid your grab. But this is still a cage, so I can't slide out of the ring. I definitely can't climb fast enough to escape before you can grab me. And I'm hurting bad enough that my list of available moves is severely limited. I'm not even sure I can get to my feet before you can grab me. So I lunge towards you, a little worried about trying the same trick twice, trying once again to slide through your legs and get behind you intending to kick out at the back of your leg if I'm able to get through.
02:04 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
02:12 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb follows after Jimmy, but the smaller man suddenly reverses direction on Herb, once again coming right at him only to dive to try to get through his legs once more!! Herb is slightly more prepared for it this time, and brings his hands down to try to catch Jimmy, and his large mitts slap up against both sides of his opponent, though he doesn't really get a good grab, and Jimmy manages to slither his way through without getting caught once more! On the ground behind Herb, Jimmy lifts a leg up and sends a mule kick which hits Herb in the back of the knee, and that seems to be just enough that the big man's leg buckles under his weight, and he drops down to a kneeling position on the mat!
02:12 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
02:17 Jimmy_Shamrock: I dive, and your arms slap up against my sides making me grunt. But you're not able to get a firm grip and I'm just barely able to slide through. I kick back finding the back of your leg and oh my god holy shit you go down to a knee! I don't think I can find the strength to leap up for the move I'd like to do, so I settle for pushing myself to my feet and wrapping my small arm around your head. I lean backwards hoping you're off balance enough for my body weight to bring you down with a DDT.
02:17 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
02:21 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb is indeed off balance after having his knee kicked out from under him and he finds Jimmy's arm around his head surprisingly quickly, pulling him forward and down towards the mat! To the surprise of everyone, the big man tips forward, and falls over, and his forehead gets driven into the mat as he belly flops onto the ring with a heavy whomp!! The ring shakes once again as he lands, face down with his arms sprawled out to his sides!
02:21 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
02:24 Jimmy_Shamrock: The crowd roars in shock, stunned that I've got the big man on the mats. I start to push myself up again and have no idea what to do. I should probably follow up but honestly...what can I do to hurt you? My weight isn't going to do much, nor would any stomps or drops. I certainly can't lift you, and even if I could I'd probably end up helping you more than I hurt you by getting you to your feet. I could go for a splash from the top rope but if I'm already up there I might as well keep climbing. Deciding it's best to try to escape, I move as fast as I'm able to the nearest wall and begin to climb again.
02:24 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
02:29 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb groans quietly, and pushes himself up, shaking his head. The canvas pattern of the mat is imprinted in his forehead, and his head doesn't feel particularly good, but there are worse things than a DDT from his knees. He rears up on his knees, and looks around to see Jimmy once again trying to climb the cage!! He heaves himself back up to his feet, and then steps over towards the little guy, reaching up to grab his leg to halt his climbing process! The big man then turns so his back is up against the cage underneath Jimmy, and he reaches up to grab the smaller man by the waist, and tries to pull him down off the cage so he ends up sitting on Herb's shoulders as if the big man is about to powerbomb him!
02:29 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
03:01 Jimmy_Shamrock: I get up a couple more rungs and look back to see you already getting to your feet. Damn it. By the time you get to your feet and come over to me I've gotten another rung up but I can tell I'm not going to be fast enough. You grab my leg as I'm trying to move it to the next run halting my progress completely. You maneuver yourself to get me in a powerbomb position, sitting me on your shoulders, and you don't even have to lift me up to do it! "No no no please don't," I plead, knowing what's about to happen to me.
03:01 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
03:06 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb's warm breath blows up against Jimmy's groin and abs as the big man gets Jimmy on his shoulders, and he takes a few steps towards the middle of the ring, letting Jimmy enjoy the view from his shoulders for a moment. Herb then hops up slightly and kicks his legs out in front of him while he pulls Jimmy down and back off his shoulders, bringing him down to the mat for a very heavy sit down powerbomb as the two men land on the ring with a loud WHOMP, Herb sitting down, and Jimmy on his back between his legs!! The spring underneath the ring compresses quite a bit from the impact, bouncing Jimmy up into the air as it rebounds into shape!
03:06 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
03:09 Jimmy_Shamrock: You have me where you want me, ignoring my please for mercy. Which...fair. We are in a match, after all. You slam me down on the mats, our combined weight (ok, mostly your weight) compressing the ring, bouncing me back up far enough that my body hits a second time. I look up at the lights groaning, the force of your powerbomb wrecking my thin back. But hey, at least this time you didn't land on me?
03:09 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
03:15 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb grimaces as he lands on his butt on the mat, as even with the spring under it, it's not exactly the most comfortable way to land at his weight. He sits there for a moment, looking down at Jimmy, half sprawled over one of his legs after bouncing from the powerbomb, and he reaches over to shove the younger man off his leg. Herb shifts to a kneeling position and pushes himself back up to his feet and he reaches down to grab Jimmy and pull him back up to his feet. He leads Jimmy over to the ropes, then he grabs Jimmy by the arm, and tugs on him to once again whip him across the ring, this time to the ropes on the opposite side so he can bounce off, and Herb turns to the side, bringing his arm up ready to hook Jimmy's arm so he can hip toss him up and over the ropes and into the side of the steel cage!!
03:15 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
03:22 Jimmy_Shamrock: I'm shoved off your leg and lifted to my feet. I wobble but manage to stay up as you grab my wrist and launch me to the ropes. I bounce off them and head back towards you. I see you preparing for a hip toss but my momentum is too much to stop myself. You hook my arm and lift me up with enough force that I flip upside down and hit the side of the cage, then slide down it getting caught between it and the ropes. I end up stuck upside down with my feet hooked on the ropes and my head on the canvas, my back screaming from hitting the steel so hard and scratched from sliding down the cage.
03:22 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
03:31 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb thought maybe Jimmy would bounce off the cage, but the metal bars prove so sturdy that the little guy just comes to a stop as he slams into them after the hip toss, and he drops down headfirst between the cage and the ropes! Herb snorts as he tries not to laugh, seeing the position Jimmy is in, but then he tries to think how he can use it to his advantage! He grabs Jimmy by the back of the knees, and picks him up, then sticks his feet and calves in between the bars of the cage so that Jimmy is hanging upside down by his knees from one of the bars. Herb then lifts his huge foot up and turns to the side as he puts the side of his foot on Jimmy's chin, and he pushes down on the little guy's chin, forcing his head and the back of his neck to bend back against one of the lowest bars of the cage!!
03:31 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
03:58 Jimmy_Shamrock: You take advantage of my unfortunate predicament by hooking my legs in the cage, hanging me upside down like an overgrown, very pale bat. You then place your foot on my chin and push my head back, bending me back and using the cage as the pressure point. I groan, then scream as you bend me farther and farther, stretching my back out. I try to punch your shins in a desperate bid to get you to stop. Hung upside down like this there's very little I can do to fight back.
03:58 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
04:05 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb keeps his foot on Jimmy's chin, feeling the little fists pounding against his sturdy shins, which doesn't feel particularly good, but it's hardly a convincing argument for getting Herb to stop pressing his foot down on his chin. Besides, there's no pesky ref bugging him about a five count, so might as well enjoy a 'hold' like this! He keeps his foot on Jimmy for several more seconds before he finally lets go, lifting his foot up to put it back down on the mat. He reaches to grab Jimmy by the back of the knees once more to pull his feet and lower legs out from the bars, and he pulls Jimmy's legs forward over the ropes so the little guy is draped on the top rope with his butt up in the air, and Herb pauses for a moment as he looks down at it, then lifts his large calloused hand up in the air, and brings it down to give Jimmy a heavy smack on the backside, a loud *WHAP* echoing through the arena from the power of the hit!!
04:05 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
04:12 Jimmy_Shamrock: I scream in agony, my back being bent much farther than it has any right to be bent. I wonder for a moment where that damn ref is and then I remember this is a cage match and this is perfectly legal. I can't even give up. Finally you step off my chin. I'm grabbed and dragged over the top rope and left to hang there, wondering what's about to happen to me. I see you rear your arm back and know I'm about to get my butt smacked. I'm no stranger to that, mind, but because of your bulk and strength you hit a lot harder than most guys can, and the loud THWAP reverberates throughout the arena. The crowd winces and gasps. My yelp quickly follows, and it's loud enough that some cover their ears. The force also pushes my body down, straining the rope which then slingshots back up, bouncing my abs against it.
04:12 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
04:17 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb winces along with the crowd, not so much in reaction to his own smack, more so to the loud yelp coming from his smaller opponent afterwards! He shakes his hand out after the slap, and shakes with a chuckle, then he rubs his chin while looking down at Jimmy. He then takes a step towards Jimmy and turns to the side, swinging his large hip to slam it into the back of Jimmy's thighs, folding the smaller man in half as his hip bump pounds Jimmy into the cage!
04:17 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
04:22 Jimmy_Shamrock: You let me hang there for several seconds as you contemplate your next assault on me. You decide on a hip check, which due to your power comes with about as much force as some guys' throws. My body gets sent into the cage, my back hitting against it forcing my top half upside down, while my legs are right-side up but pinned against the rest of me. I'm folded in half like laundry hanging on a clothesline, pinned to the cage by your hips. I moan in pain. Though I'm flexible, I'm not that flexible.
04:22 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
04:27 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb seems to be channeling the spirit of some of the more... explicit matches that happen at these events as he lifts his arms up and folds his hands together against the back of his head, trying his best to do a sort of sexy dance as he shakes his hips, and his large rear end side to side, each time slamming up against Jimmy and bouncing him against the cage repeatedly! After several hits like this, the big man finally gives Jimmy a break, and he reaches to grab the little guy by the back of his speedos once again, using them to lift Jimmy up, and pull him off of the rope, setting him back down on his feet.
04:27 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
04:31 Jimmy_Shamrock: You do a...I guess it's a dance? Whatever it is, your hips hit against me over and over again, each time bouncing my head and back off the cage with a good bit of force. "Ow, ugh, ah, oof," I say, one for each time I hit. Eventually though you stop your hip shakes, and grab the back of my speedos, setting me down on my feet. My face is red from the blood rushing to it after being suspended upside down for so long, and after repeatedly mushing me against the cage I'm swaying a bit, though I am able to stay standing.
04:31 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
04:36 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb sees Jimmy seems to be a little shaky, but he trusts the little guy can still manage to stay on his feet for now. He puts an arm around Jimmy's head and leads him out to the middle of the ring. Herb seems to be in a whipping mood tonight, as he grabs Jimmy by the arm once more, and pulls on him to whip him into the ropes. Turning to face Jimmy, he waits for the irishman to start heading back to him, then the big man bends forward, presenting his shoulder as an obstacle for Jimmy to run into so he can flip the smaller wrestler up and over his head in a big back body drop!
04:36 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
04:38 Jimmy_Shamrock: I'm dragged by the head to the middle of the ring where I'm whipped once more into the ropes. Once again your strength gives me issues as I bounce off of them with such force that I'm not able to change paths or do anything to stop my momentum. I hurtle towards your shoulder and hit it, feeling you lift up sending me high into the air. I flip over in midair, my arms and legs flailing, then I crash down to the canvas with a loud thud. I arch my back up and yell out, clutching at it.
04:38 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
04:45 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb grabs hold of Jimmy's thighs as he lifts the smaller man up and over his head, and he can't see it, but he can count the air time, and certainly hear and feel the crash when Jimmy hits the mat behind him! Herb turns around to see Jimmy arched on the ground grabbing his back, and he steps over towards Jimmy, bending down to grab him by the head and pull him up to his feet. He holds Jimmy close to his stomach and chest, then he crouches down, and throws his arms around Jimmy's midsection, clamping him against his chest and stomach with his arms, then he picks the little guy up, and practically engulfs him in a massive, bone crunching bearhug!!
04:45 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
04:49 Jimmy_Shamrock: You barely leave me enough time to breathe, grabbing my head and easily pulling me to my feet. You pull me in tight to your gut, wrapping your arms around me and squeezing tight with an insanely strong bearhug. My mouth opens but no sound comes out. I'm being crushed, my tiny body barely holding on under your relentless squeezing. I can't breathe let alone fight back. My legs kick out in all directions, but that does me no good.
04:49 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
04:53 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb lets out a growl, almost like an actual bear, as he keeps the bearhug locked on tight! He shakes Jimmy around a little bit, then he pauses for a moment to adjust his grip, slowly tightening the hold, and then he takes a deep breath, and his huge chest puffs out even more, pressing against Jimmy and occupying more of the precious space he needs to exist. Herb then lets out a grunt as he renews the squeeze, his chest and arm muscles bulging as he cranks the pressure of the bearhug up to 12!
04:53 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
04:57 Jimmy_Shamrock: You start to ragdoll me, shaking me so that my body jerks side to side. Then, amazingly, you puff your chest out further and squeeze me tighter. No air reaches my lungs now. I frantically tap a submission, but being that this is a cage that means absolutely nothing. Remembering that, I push my arms against your shoulders trying in vain to squirm free. My face gets red and my vision starts to fade from lack of oxygen. Slowly my pushing gets weaker and weaker, and my legs and arms then start to droop as I'm getting close to passing out.
04:57 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
05:02 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb's python-like arms are almost as big around as Jimmy's waist, and they keep a tight lock on the smaller man, slowly squeezing the life out of him, and Herb can feel Jimmy's squirming and pushing get weaker and weaker until he is nearly limp in the larger man's arms. Herb finally loosens his grip, but instead of letting Jimmy go, he lurches forward, slowly picking up speed as he charges towards the side of the ring, and he uses his bulk to slam Jimmy into the cage, making the cage shake back and forth with a metallic clattering sound!! Herb then turns to the side, adjusting his grip on Jimmy to grab him by the waist, then he bends forward, and pulls Jimmy down to throw him down onto his back in a powerful spinebuster slam!!
05:02 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
05:08 Jimmy_Shamrock: As your grip loosens I start to breathe again, and my face starts to resume it's normal pale color rather than the deep shade of red it was a moment ago. I open my eyes and am aware you're running with me in your arms. My back slams into the cage, the impact enough to actually make the steel cage shake! I scream loudly, my back feeling like it's been crushed. But you're not done with me yet. You lift me up and slam me down on my back once more with a powerful spinebuster. The ring shakes once more as we slam into the mat. My back is in utter agony and I groan, my face twisted in pain.
05:08 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
05:14 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb pushes himself back up to his feet immediately, and he takes a deep breath, then lets out a sigh as he pats on his big belly. He glances at the corner, then he looks down at Jimmy, then he glances at the corner again. He grabs Jimmy by the arm, and drags him away from the edge of the ring so that he is laying on the mat with his side facing the corner. Herb steps over Jimmy, the floor of the ring flexing under him as he moves, and he steps into the corner. He reaches up to grab the cage, and puts one foot on the bottom rope, pushing it down as he steps up onto it, then he climbs up onto the second rope. He can't help but notice that in the corner like this, there's room for his belly, and it's not rubbing against the cage making it harder for him to climb. He'll have to keep that in mind for when he wants to climb out. He steps up onto the top turnbuckle now, and he holds onto the cage as he stands upright on the corner, and the crowd starts to cheer. Herb normally doesn't
05:14 Big_Herb_Stockman: climb the corner like this, so seeing the big man on the top rope is a rare sight, and he keeps one hand clutching the cage as he carefully turns around to face Jimmy way down below.
05:14 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
05:17 Jimmy_Shamrock: I feel you grab my arm and drag me to a more convenient position for you by the corner. I watch as you sloooowly climb the ropes, but my ruined back is preventing me from being able to move. You climb all the way to the top rope and I think for a moment you're going to make for the top of the cage, but then you turn around. Oh...oh no...you're not going to...are you?
05:17 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
05:22 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb is feeling very uncertain about this decision, but as he turns to face his opponent, he can hear the cheers of the crowd pick up and get louder. Well... it's too late to back out now, as he's already given them the expectation, so he tries not to look nervous as he shakily lets go of the cage and lifts both arms up in the air, letting out a roar, then he slaps both sides of his stomach with his hands, making it shake from the impact, a common signal for his big body splash finisher. Herb then bends his knees, and... to say he jumped off the top rope would be an overstatement. It was a small hop at best, but who can blame him at his size? He throws his arms out in front of him as he comes off the top rope, his shadow covering Jimmy as the big man's belly seems lined up to land perfectly on Jimmy's upper body, and gravity takes over as Herb starts to plummet down, feeling the wind whooshing in his ears, he puts his hands down towards the mat, and closes his eyes as he braces for impact!!
05:22 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
05:27 Jimmy_Shamrock: You look very uncomfortable that high up, but I watch as you slap your big belly making the wrecking ball on your shirt look like it's moving. You...well, maybe not leap, but more fall off the top rope, putting your arms out in front of you like Superman. My eyes get wide but I can't move an inch and have no choice but to take the full impact of your big body splash from the top rope. Your 568 pounds SLAM into me, crushing me like a bug between you and the canvas. I have no idea how I survive the impact, but somehow I do. I'm flattened against the mat, every bit of air driven out of my lungs and completely unconscious as the ring shudders and shakes, threatening to give way under all that weight.
05:27 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
05:34 Big_Herb_Stockman: The crowd roars as Herb hits the mat like a nuke, a loud *WHOMP* echoing through the arena as the superheavyweight lands a top rope body splash on his opponent a fraction of his size!! Jimmy disappears underneath Herb's bulk as the larger man bounces a few times from the impact before settling into place on top of Jimmy, and neither one of them seem to be moving! Herb feels like he's been hit by a truck, but he can take comfort in knowing his opponent got it much worse. He slowly starts to stir, and lifts his head up, and he struggles as he pushes himself up to his hands and knees, looking down at Jimmy who seems to be knocked out cold. Herb puts his hand on Jimmy's chest, as if he was just part of the floor, and uses it to push himself up to his knees. The big man is shaky, his body rocking side to side as he breathes heavily a few times, then he finally pushes himself back up to his feet.
05:34 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
05:38 Jimmy_Shamrock: I'm not aware of you bouncing on me several more times, or that you're using my chest as a floor to help you push yourself up. Nor am I aware that you're back on your feet. Some in the crowd are sure I'm dead, others certain I've merely broken every bone in my body. My chest rises and falls, but that's the only sign of life I show. I'm not good at any math more complicated than addition, subtraction, multiplication or division, so I don't know the amount of force that crushed me, but let me tell you, it was enough.
05:38 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
05:42 Big_Herb_Stockman: For some reason, Herb still seems uncertain that it was enough, especially considering how long it might take him to get over that damn cage now after pulling off a reckless move like that! He reaches down to grab Jimmy by the wrist, and drags the younger man's limp body over to the edge of the ring, letting him go so that the top of his head is right next to the bottom of the cage. Herb then stands over Jimmy, straddling him while facing outside the ring, and he calls down to one of the ring technicians, telling him to unlatch the cage! The technician seems to balk until Herb threatens to sit on him, then he quickly gets up and does as the big man says, turning some bolts on the cage to unlatch it from its supports that keep it secure. Herb then squats down over Jimmy, and grabs onto the bottom bar of the cage, and he lets out a growl as he slowly starts to stand back upright, lifting up one side of the cage as he does so, pretty much deadlifting the steel cage, his face turning
05:42 Big_Herb_Stockman: red from the strain as he struggles to do so!
05:42 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
05:46 Jimmy_Shamrock: I'm dragged over to the edge and not conscious for the short argument with the technician. Eventually though, my eyes start to open and the first thing I see is you straining to lift up the cage, your face a very bright red from the strain of it. Wondering what you could possibly be doing, I'm not immediately sensing the large amount of danger I'm apparently in. I am, however, extremely intimidated by the fact that you can lift the steel cage. I don't know exactly how much it weighs but I know the answer is somewhere between 'a whole lot' and 'a shitload'.
05:46 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
05:49 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb is somewhat shaky as he struggles to hold the cage up, and he tries to lift one one foot, balancing on one leg, but he immediately has to put it back down, the feat proving more difficult than he expected. He makes another attempt, lifting his foot up, he moves it to place it on Jimmy's chest, and he uses it to slowly push Jimmy forward, sliding him along the mat until his head and shoulders are sticking out from under the cage. Herb then takes his foot off of Jimmy and sets it back on the mat, and he carefully starts to squat back down as he slowly lowers the cage down to rest it on the smaller man's chest!
05:49 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
05:55 Jimmy_Shamrock: You lift the cage up and use your foot to drag my body underneath it, so that my head and neck are past it on the outside of the ring. You lower the cage onto my chest crushing it under it's weight. I look up with pleading eyes, barely able to breathe feeling like my chest is going to collapse under the weight at any moment. I can't speak and I can't move. My head darts around looking for a way out but nothing comes to me.
05:55 Jimmy_Shamrock: yt
06:01 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb heaves out a sigh of relief as he lets go of the cage and stands back upright. He grabs onto the cage, and lifts one foot up to place it on one of the lower rungs, considering climbing right then and there, but he looks down at Jimmy, and prudency wins the day as he doesn't want to kill the little guy, so he turns and starts to march across the ring to the other side of the cage where he will begin his ascent. He starts to head to one of the corners opposite of Jimmy, and as he reaches up to grab onto the cage, he suddenly has an ah-ha moment much like Jimmy did earlier when the little guy decided to race him up the cage! Why bother climbing the cage when he can just...? He turns around and slowly lumbers back over to Jimmy, kneeling down next to him. He smiles down at Jimmy sheepishly as he says, "Sorry, just realized this was unnecessary!" as he grabs the bottom of the cage with one hand, and he lets out a grunt as he lifts it up -just- enough that he can pull
06:01 Big_Herb_Stockman: Jimmy out from under it with his other hand.
06:01 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
06:07 Jimmy_Shamrock: I feel a sense of foreboding as I watch you put a foot on the rung, and I think 'this is how I die'. But then you consider for a moment and head to the other end, a wave of relief shooting through me. But then you stop again, turning and heading back to me. You tell me no e of it was necessary and lift up the cage and slide me out. I'm a bit perturbed, but mostly glad I'm not in imminent danger. Still not able to move, I can only watch to see what you decide to do next.
06:07 Jimmy_Shamrock: Yt
06:13 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb shoves Jimmy aside as he lays down on his back on the mat himself, right up next to the cage. He grabs onto the lower rung with his hands, and lets out a grunt as he slowly starts to push the cage up now, practically bench pressing it. He seems to be having a lot more difficult with this, and he's starting to reconsider until he gets the cage up far enough that he is able to scoot partially under it and rest it on his own chest and belly to catch a breather. He then pushes it back up off his chest, and he realizes that it is quite difficult for him to scoot under it when he also has to hold it up, considering how incredibly heavy it is. What proceeds to follow is a painstakingly slow process as Herb scoots to the side inch by inch, and with as wide as he is, he has a -lot- of inches to cover!! By the time he realizes it would've been faster and easier to just climb over it, he's already too far committed to turn back, and he lets out a resigned sigh as
06:13 Big_Herb_Stockman: he continues to wiggle and squirm through, having to hold the damn cage up the whole time he does so!
06:13 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
06:23 Jimmy_Shamrock: I watch as you struggle with the cage. I'm incredibly impressed you manage to lift it up. The strength you show is awe-inspiring. But you can't quite get it high enough to just scoot through. You start to inch your way under it. Slowly you make progress. Eventually I start to move, pleased to find I can still do so. I start to roll, seeing if I can stand, intending to try climbing. I can't push myself up though, but then I notice something. As you struggle with the cage, there's a very large gap. Not Herb-sized, but plenty bigger than Jimmy-sized. I roll next to you and look as you struggle,, your face red and sweaty. Then I give you a smirk and a small wave, rolling under the cage and out to the floor. I flop down, but as I was the first to exit the cage and touch the floor, the bell rings and my music blares over the speaker.
06:23 Jimmy_Shamrock: Yt
06:32 Big_Herb_Stockman: Herb is so busy wrestling with the cage, trying to scoot his way under it, that he doesn't even notice his opponent has started to move in the ring until Jimmy gets close to him and gives him a little wave. Herb turns his head side to side, then tilts it back, trying to see Jimmy, and his eyes go wide when he realizes what is happening, "Wait- No-... Jimmy!!" He lets go of the cage with one hand and reaches out to try to grab the little guy, but in doing so, he drops the cage, and it lands heavily on his chest and belly, knocking the wind out of him with a groan!! Herb can't believe what's happening as he hears the bell ring, and -Jimmy's- music starts to play! Herb won this match, how did this happen?! "Jimmy!! Get your ass back here!" He calls out angrily, and he lifts the cage up once more, groaning as he tries to shove it to the side towards the ring, and he makes a mighty effort to get through the rest of the way, and now that most of his bulk is
06:32 Big_Herb_Stockman: hanging over the edge of the apron, he starts to drop down, but the cage comes down on his shoulder, and he lets out a cry of pain as his arm gets pinned under the cage, and he takes a moment to get his footing on the floor outside the ring with his arm stuck.
06:32 Big_Herb_Stockman: yt
06:37 Jimmy_Shamrock: I lie on the ground looking up as you struggle with the cage. You end up with your arm stuck under it. As EMTs come from the back to check on me, the crew scrambles to help you free yourself. Though I'm crushed, battered, broken, and there isn't an inch on me that isn't screaming in agony, there is one thing that helps dull the pain: a monumental upset victory. I plan to take a long ice bath when I get to the back, after which I consider asking for a raise.

Published: 2022-08-04, viewed 111 times.