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Hello everyone, welcome to the Body Slam Boo-Nanaza control center, I'm Connie Lingus

The weather outside has been getting cooler, the first day of autumn looms in the northern hemisphere, the leaves are beginning to fall. All this means only one thing; it will soon be time for SSW's Body Slam Boo-Nanaza. This event is still weeks away and it's already shaping up to be a bone chilling good time

SSW President Brooke Williams has been working through the midnight hour signing matches for this big event. Several are currently in the negotiation stage, although I have dug up the dirt on two that can officially be announced

First up, the first ever, Pumpkin Squash Match. Two of the most beautiful rears in fighting will square off as Kellyforfun takes on Sara Reese. The only way to win this match is to smother your opponent unconscious under your ass. These beautiful pumpkins will be bumping, and you can catch it all exclusively on PPV

The next match signed is the continuation of a grave rivalry that has developed here in SSW. As Sybille meets Ivy Foxx in a Casket Match. To win this match you must throw your opponent into the casket and close the lid. This rivalry will finally be buried, someone's fate will be sealed. It's a huge undertaking, but rest in peace knowing this procession will head your way on PPV.

That is just two of the matches announced so far. Brooke Williams has promised that this is going to be the largest event in Cyber fighting history. We will bring you more updates in the weeks to come. From the Body Slam Boo-Nanaza control center, with a mouthful to report, I'm Connie Lingus