UNDERGROUND CATFIGHT

00:18 Sonya_Temnikova: I was coming home from a nightclub. I was too tired to choose a parking spot and parked my black BMW in the first nearest parking space outside the house. I get out of my car and get ready to go home. My outfit:

00:18 Sonya_Temnikova:

00:21 JasWar: I come home from a long night of partying as well, pretty tired and longing to get to bed. I drive up to my parking spot in my black Benz and need to hit the brakes hard, because there actually is a car in my parking spot! I almost crashed into it and am totally shocked. My heart is racing. And there, I spot the driver of the car. Damn, what a hot fucking bitch! But there is no way some slut is taking my parking spot. I get out of the car myself and yell at you, pointing at your car: "Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing there?"

00:22 JasWar: My outfit

00:26 Sonya_Temnikova: I hear some bitch call out to me, I see you and your Mercedes and I already realise it's about a parking space. I don't feel like re-parking my car. So I decide to just tell you to fuck off and go home and go to bed. "Fuck you, bitch. Park somewhere else."

00:28 JasWar: You just shrug me off and try to walk away. I just can't believe it. I slam the door of my Benz shut and follow you. "Hey slut, I'm talking to you! Move your fucking car, you're in my spot!"

00:31 Sonya_Temnikova: I turn to face you, hearing your words. "What!!!? What did you call me, say it again!" And then I realise there's no getting rid of you. It makes me angry.

00:33 JasWar: You turn around and stop, so that I can approach you. My hands in my hips, I get right in your face, our noses and nips almost touching. Angrily, I whisper: "You heard me well, slut. Now move your car the fuck away. That's my fucking parking spot!"

00:37 Sonya_Temnikova: "Fuck you, whore! Your parking space is in the dump!" I'm not going to spend a lot of time swearing at you because kicking your ass would be quicker. I just pound my fist into your cheek when you stand in front of me. I hope this makes you go fuck yourself.

00:40 JasWar: I never saw your punch coming and before I know what happened, my head is spinning around, I'm holding my cheeck with one hand and staggering to the side. Slowly, my head turns back towards you, my eyes wide open. "Okay skank, you're going to pay for that!" I scream and leap at you. Shoulder first, I tackle you in your belly, moving you backwards until your back slams against another car

00:44 Sonya_Temnikova: Your shoulder pushes into my stomach and my back slams into the door of someone's Range Rover. "You fucking whore!", I yell at you. I didn't expect you to resist and get into a fight, it shocked me a bit. I feel a pain in my stomach and my back is pressed against the other car door. But your head is low enough for me to grab your hair. I grab your hair with both hands, pull you back a little and while you're bent down, I try to kick my knee into your tits.

00:47 JasWar: I groan and grunt as I feel your hands with a tight grip in my hair as you pull down my head. Your knee comes flying up and crashes into my tits and I grunt, but it was a pretty obvious move and though I couldn't prevent it, I did expect it and now grab your leg with both hands. Now I got you on just one leg. I make use of my disadvantageous position and ram my own knee right between your legs

00:52 Sonya_Temnikova: "Aaahhhh!!! Slut!", I scream in pain as your knee crashes between my legs. This causes my free leg to bend slightly and I slide down the door of the Range Rover. But I'm still holding your hair and pulling you down too. Holding your hair with my left hand, I try to punch your head chaotically with my right fist.

00:53 JasWar: We're both now somehow intertwined at that Range Rover door, me holding on to one of your legs, you having a tight grip on my hair, and then your fist smashes against my head. I groan and grunt and let go of your leg, trying to move away from you to get into a better position

00:56 Sonya_Temnikova: I fall on my arse when you let go of my foot. But you make the mistake of stepping back. I take advantage of this and sitting on my arse, I lift my foot and kick between your legs. "Take it back, bitch!"

00:57 JasWar: The moment I'm trying to move away from you, I realize it's a mistake, but it's already too late. Your foot crashes right between my legs and I sink down to my knees, holding my crotch and screaming in pain. "YOU DAMN FUCKING WHORE!" I yell, gritting my teeth

01:01 Sonya_Temnikova: I stand up, grab your hair with both hands again and kick my knee into the centre of your face as you kneel in front of me. "You stupid German cunt, I'll turn your face into rubbish!"

01:03 JasWar: I look up at you as you're getting up, already aware what's coming but unable to do anything about it. And then your knee crashes into my face. Blood is spilling from my lips and I groan, on my knees in front of you, but there is no way I'll let you treat me like that that easily. So I again try to take advantage of my position and aim an uppercut with my fist right between your thighs

01:06 Sonya_Temnikova: When my knee smashes into your face, there's a wicked grin on my face. I think I'm going to finish you quickly and I'm about to kick your face one more time, but I don't have time to do it. At this point, I get shot between my legs again. I feel a sharp pain between my legs, press my hands between my thighs and fall to my knees in front of you. "Aaahhhh, fuck... You're going to pay for this," I moan in pain.

01:08 JasWar: Seeing you in pain on your knees yourself is such a rush. Before you can live up to your words, I look into your eyes, tilt my head back and aim to smash my forehead right into the center of your face

01:10 Sonya_Temnikova: Your forehead breaks my nose. Blood spurts from my nose and my head jerks backwards and hits the door of the Range Rover. "Ahhhh, my face! Whore!!!" I press my right hand to my broken nose and try to aimlessly punch your face with my left fist.

01:12 JasWar: The crunching sound your breaking nose makes and the blood that's spurting from it is a huge turn on. Fuck, I love to fight like that. Your fist comes flying to where you think my face is, but I'm already on my way to get back up to my feet and so you hit my thigh. I groan and take a step back, then hiss "You fucking cunt, now I'll put you in a hospital bed!" at you

01:17 Sonya_Temnikova: I'm shocked that you smashed my face, I didn't expect such resistance from you. But it made me angry and now I'm ready to beat you to a pulp. I rest my hands on the door of the Range Rover and stand up. "Slut, you will pay dearly for my broken nose. I'll fuck your face into a bloody mess", I hiss at you.

01:20 JasWar: Now we're facing each other for the first time since that fight started on our feet. I smirk and check out your bloody face. "Try your best, bitch!" I raise my fists and start circling around you, your back still turned against the Range Rover door. I aim to throw a punch towards your jaw

01:25 Sonya_Temnikova: I can still feel the pain between my legs and the pain from my broken nose, it doesn't allow me to react quickly to your punch to my jaw. Your fist smashes into my jaw and it makes my legs wobble a little. But my back slams into the Range Rover again, and it keeps me from falling to the ground. "Ahhh... Fuck...." I'm a little stunned, but I'm still counterattacking. I'm trying to throw a hook to your jaw.

01:27 JasWar: I'm a bit surprised that my fist actually connected with your jaw, I was certain you'd be blocking or moving out of the way. But I intend to make it count and move in to hit you again. And then, your hook connects with my jaw, my head tilting backwards and making me stagger back a few steps. I'm a little dazed and shaking my head, trying to focus again

01:33 Sonya_Temnikova: I recover a little from the blow to my jaw and approach you. "Bitch, that hurt! But it won't save you from the hospital." I bend down a little and try to hit a hook to your liver, straighten up and hit an uppercut to your jaw.

01:35 JasWar: Your uppercut connects with my jaw and turns me around, throwing me backwards. Bent over on the hood of my Benz, I'm trying to recover and shake my head, desperate to regain my focus

01:38 Sonya_Temnikova: I grab your hair with my right hand and smash your face into the bonnet of your Mercedes. "What now bitch!!!? You're not so cheeky anymore!!!". I slam your face against the bonnet over and over again.

01:40 JasWar: I groan and grunt as you smash my face onto the hood of my Benz. Again. And again. Blood is literally splashing from my face and I feel that I won't be able to take that much longer. My nose is already broken, my lips are split, I got several cuts on my eyebrows and you're attacking me like a woman possessed. Out of pure desperation, I lift my left leg and kick backwards, hoping to smash my heel into your kneecap

01:44 Sonya_Temnikova: Your heel hits my knee painfully and I'm forced to let go of your hair and step back a little wobbly because of the pain in my leg. I'm angry at your stubbornness and resistance. "Fucking cunt, I'm still going to beat the shit out of you," I hiss at you, trying to deal with the pain in my knee.

01:46 JasWar: I push myself up with my hands from the hood of my car and slowly turn around, all dazed and wobbly on my legs. My face is nothing more than a pool of blood, barely recognizable anymore. And it's a grimace of pure hate. I lift my fists again and try to come at you, but am stumbling on my way to attack you, blood dripping from my face to my top

01:50 Sonya_Temnikova: I see your broken face and wobbly gait and realise that I'm close to finishing you, despite my broken nose and the pain in my jaw. I raise my fists and walk towards you. I pretend I'm going to punch you in the face, but I kick you in your stomach.

01:51 JasWar: I expect your punch towards my face and lift my fists and arms to block it, but that way completely exposing my belly. And that's where your kick connects. I grunt and start coughing, slowly sinking down to my knees in front of you

01:53 Sonya_Temnikova: "It's time to finish you, whore!" When you're on your knees, I take a step back to get kicking distance and with all my might try to kick you in the jaw.

01:55 JasWar: My arms are still wrapped around my upper body and I'm way too dazed to react. Your kick comes flying towards my jaw like a football kick and connects with utter violence. My head snaps back and I immediately drop down to the ground on my back, the back of my head bouncing off the asphalt

01:59 Sonya_Temnikova: Furious, I quickly sit on top of you. I grab your hair with my left hand, lift your head slightly, and smash my right fist into your face over and over again. "I'm going to fucking knock you out cold, you fucking bitch!", I yell at you and try to finish you off.

02:01 JasWar: I'm on my back, bleeding profusely and in no way able to defend myself. I notice you getting on top of me and grabbing my hair with your left, and then you start punching away at my face with your right. Again. And again. And again. Blood is spraying from my face onto you and my lights have already gone out as you're still punching away at me, releasing all your frustration and anger

02:07 Sonya_Temnikova: I'm so angry that I don't immediately notice that you're already unconscious and I take a few more punches to the face. Then, I realize you're done. "Fuck yeah! I did it." I'm proud of myself for making you pay such a price for my broken nose and the bruise on my jaw. But I'm going to give you some more humiliation. I pull the entire top off your unconscious body, stripping you topless and punching your bare tits with my fists several times. Then, I take selfies with your smashed face and drag your unconscious body by the hair to your Mercedes. I throw you on the hood of your Mercedes and go home.