Universal Wrestling Federation

17:26 Mikewrestles1: I start to circle you looking for an opening. I lunge at you faking going high I then go low grabbing your thighs picking you up and slamming you to the canvas!

17:27 Kelly-Awesome: Whoooaaa ! ! ! I'm surprised by your quickness, as you grab me.. and slam me down.. the cage shakes as I hit the mat hard... bouncing, almost losing my top....

17:30 Mikewrestles1: I pounce on top of you kneeing you in your flat stomach! "I'm gonna kick your sweet ass honey!" Ut

17:32 Kelly-Awesome: Uggggh ! ! Before I can roll, you're on top of me.. your knee slamming into my abs...Ugggh ! But Good thing my abs are rock hard, so little damage is down... and while you're on top of me gloating... I grab your ears, and bring up my knee into your front.. and try to monkey flip you over my prone body

17:36 Mikewrestles1: Uuugghh!!! I feel you grabbing my ears...I'm now going over you in that monkey flip. I'm in the air going over crashing on the other side of the cage. I hit the bottom of it hard. Byt

17:39 Kelly-Awesome: I gulp in air, and now roll over... I see you down... so I lunge at you.. leading with my elbow, aiming it for your head

17:41 Mikewrestles1: I see you coming, I'm down but I kick at you trying to keep you away from me! I block your elbow grabbing it, twisting it backwards!

17:43 Kelly-Awesome: Crap ! ! You get my arm, and I miss your head.. I wince from the pain, my arm now trapped behind me.. as I try to stagger forward

17:44 Mikewrestles1: I twist your arm up and hard!! I reach my other arm around your neck getting you in a rear headlock choking you!!

17:47 Kelly-Awesome: Damnit ! ! I groan... now tightly trapped my head pulled back.. my face starts to turn red, as I gag and cough.. unable to get some needed air...

17:49 Mikewrestles1: I keep the pressure on your neck choking you even harder.....I twist your arm behind your back even higher now!!!!

17:50 Mamajob: Wow! Rough stuff!

17:50 Kelly-Awesome: Fuuuuuck... I gag... I'm starting to fade, not able to get needed air.. desperate, I send back my foot... in a mule kick.. up and between your legts.. as hard as I can

17:52 Mikewrestles1: Aaarrrggghhh!! You bitch!!!! Not letting go I take your arm behind your back twisting it higher! I'll break it!!! Submit!!!! I'm still choking you!!!

17:55 Supergirl_Elle: (Takes that kick to the balls pretty good)

17:55 Kelly-Awesome: Damn, somehow he held on... my arm is on fire... not sure how much more of this I can take... finally, I bend forward, and reach between my legs... and grab onto one of your feet... now trying to pull it up .. and topple you

17:57 Mrs_Dei_Squid: (Balls of stone)

17:58 Mamajob: They often match the head I hear

17:58 Mikewrestles1: I kick at your hand then finally I stomp on your hand with my heel!!

17:59 Kelly-Awesome: Arrrrrgh ! ! I pull back my hand.. but as you went to kick me, I se3nd back my buns.. hard... into your male package

18:01 Supergirl_Elle: Yeah Kelly! Neuter him!

18:02 Mikewrestles1: Aaarrrggghhh you bitch!!! I'm holding on to your arm still. I'll break it!!! You tramp!!!

18:03 Mikewrestles1: Shut up Elle!! You could be next !!!

18:04 Kelly-Awesome: "Oh no, you Don't ! ! " i hiss... so surprised that his package must be made of steel... I now drop to my knees, while you're still holding on.. and, as you continue to hold my arm.. I lunge up.. RAMMING my head into your chin

18:04 Mamajob: Pound those stone balls into sand Kelly!

18:07 Mikewrestles1: Uuuggghhhj!!!! I move back as you slam your head into my chin stunned!! I shove youninto the cage hard. I glare out to the cage thinking who I want next! I stand looking at you Kelly in a defensive stance ready for you!

18:08 Kelly-Awesome: I'm sent into the cage, and it shakes from the impact.. but at least I'm free, although my hurt arm is hanging by my side.. I slowly turn to glare at you, using the time to catch my breath.. chest heaving as I suck in air. and get ready to continue this grueling match

18:10 Mikewrestles1: I charge at you now , I stop short and kick you in your chest! "I'm not done with you yet Kelly!"

18:12 Kelly-Awesome: I back up against the cage wall, as you come charging at me.. but when you extend your leg, I grab it... holding it.. and lifting it up.. and then, dropping down on one knee, I send a hard chop into your package.. again

18:15 Mikewrestles1: Nnnooooo!!!! I drop to my knees now!! Holding my crotch, in pain glaring at you. I reach up grabbing at you, trying to bring you down.

18:16 Kelly-Awesome: Damn, you grab at me... pulling me forward... but now I grab at your throat with both hands... my fingers digging into your windpipe.. as I apply as much pressure as I can

18:20 Mikewrestles1: Aaarrrggghhh!! I'm trying desperately to break your choke hold on me. I'm, I, I can't breathe. I'm passing out!! I fall limp to the canvas.

18:21 Kelly-Awesome: I ... don't.... Stop ! ! !

18:22 Kelly-Awesome: I lean in, continuing to dig my nails into your throat.. you seem to go limp, but I'm not stopping until you pass out... as I lean in with all my weight... making sure all your air is cut off

18:23 Mikewrestles1: My eyes are flickering, I can the noise but can't do anything. I feel you choking me but can't do anything about it. I'm out cold now!!

18:24 Supergirl_Elle: Amazed at the quick turn of events. Kelly must be glad it was NHB

18:25 Kelly-Awesome: I slowly take my fingers offa your throat.. as I see you limp, with your eyes closed.. I want to make sure you're not playing possum, so I slap your face... medium hard.. making sure that you are out

18:28 Mikewrestles1: I'm on my back out cold starting to breathe a little bit now. I start to wake up looking up at Kelly. I raise my hand to you, "beat me Kelly!"

18:30 Kelly-Awesome: "Oh. I just.. did ! ! " I snicker... putting my hands on my hips.. now straddling your body with my thighs... totally exhausted, sore.. but a winner in my first UWF match ! !

18:32 Supergirl_Elle: Damn. And she has three wins in a row. Have you ever had 3 in a row Kelly ;)

18:32 Supergirl_Elle: Congrats

18:33 Mamajob: Yaaaaay Kelly!