Introduction

Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you! Quite a pleasure. I saw this fiasco of a world on the flat picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Haha! So many orphans...

How does this strange technology work? Things were much simpler during the times of my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself! But you earthdwellers insist on these noisy picture contraptions! Oh well, may as well have a little fun with it...

As stated my name is Alastor, known to those who fear me as The Radio Demon. Why, you ask? Well, even if you didn't, I'll tell you anyway! When I died and was sent to hell, many paid me no mind, not believing a human soul would pose much of a threat or challenge to their power... That is, until the screams of even their most ancient overlords were broadcast for all to hear, setting an example to the rest of hell... Don't. Mess. With. The Radio Demon... And I did it all with a smile on my face...

Why did I come to this place? Well why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! My work had grown stale, lacked focus. Here I get to watch the scum of the earth struggle to climb the hill of betterment! Only to repeatedly trip and tumble down into the fiery pit of failure...

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Start of membership: 2024-04-28