Introduction

Are you tired of quiet, boring parties? Are you of the pugilistic persuasion and in need of a sparring partner that can take whatever you dish out, GUARANTEED? Looking to add some COLOR and EXCITEMENT to your next function? Look no further! Introducing...

BOPSY, THE RING CLOWN!

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She's the blonde, bruisin' buffoon with a heart as golden as her hair!
Bopsy's aim is to please! While she'll be sweet and playful by default, just add a note to your booking to request any sort of persona you want! Just be careful - push her too hard and you might wind up with a Sad Clown! No fun!

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She loves to play, and is trained in wrestling and boxing!
Bopsy's favorite games are violent and competitive by nature, and as such injuries are bound to happen! We are not liable for any lasting injuries sustained during a booking with Bopsy, and neither is she! She's a silly clown!

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No matter the occasion, Bopsy's the perfect playmate!
Whether a G-rated rumble or an X-rated tumble, this comical cutie has you covered! Just make sure you're clear in your booking about whether you want Bopsy to be Mild, Zesty, or Harlequin Hot! That way we can apply the appropriate surcharge to your booking and Bopsy can come prepared! DON'T try to switch things up during your time with Bopsy, or you'll be banned from booking her! Bad Touch equals Sad Clown!

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Win or lose, you'll be smiling!
No matter what happens in your match with Bopsy, she loves keeping track of where she's been and who she's met! Whether she's posting about her matches online or updating her live record here on the site, she loves to talk about her happy customers! She'll love making you smile!
Customers Served: 0 total, 0/0 (W/L)
Smiles coming soon!

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(((NOTE: Credit for Bopsy's finishers and signature moves goes to Punky, who is awesome.)))
Funny Finishers
Whoopie Cushion: In touching tribute to the truculent troubadour trailblazer known as Doink the Clown, Bopsy bounds up to the top rope, before dropping her divine derriere onto her opponent's chest (or face, if she was ordered "Zesty" or "Harlequin Hot")!
Strike the Tents: Bopsy climbs the ropes or corner and jumps toward a bent-over opponent, or leapfrogs over them, wrapping her pillowy thighs around their head and her arms around their waist to hit them with a flip piledriver!
Banana Peel: Bopsy bends over, showing off her plush posterior to distract her opponent before reaching down between her own legs and yanking her opponent's legs out from under them, dropping them to their back and dropping into a perfect split on their face, using her grip on their ankles to force them to do the same!
Silly Signatures
Send In the Clown: Bopsy hops to the top rope and then launches off of it, bringing her legs in close to send them rocketing out again for a springboard missile dropkick!
Honk-Honk!: Bopsy bodyscissors a battered opponent, hammerlocking their arm behind them while applying a Hand-Over-Mouth smother with her other hand and honking their nose! Honk honk!

Last login: 2025-05-31
Start of membership: 2025-04-08