Introduction

Are you tired of quiet, boring parties? Are you of the pugilistic persuasion and in need of a sparring partner that can take whatever you dish out, GUARANTEED? Looking to add some COLOR and EXCITEMENT to your next function? Look no further! Introducing...

BOPSY, THE RING CLOWN!

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She's the blonde, bruisin' buffoon with a heart as golden as her hair!
Bopsy's aim is to please! While she'll be sweet and playful by default, just add a note to your booking to request any sort of persona you want! Just be careful - push her too hard and you might wind up with a Sad Clown! No fun!

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She loves to play, and is trained in wrestling and boxing!
Bopsy's favorite games are violent and competitive by nature, and as such injuries are bound to happen! We are not liable for any lasting injuries sustained during a booking with Bopsy, and neither is she! She's a silly clown!

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No matter the occasion, Bopsy's the perfect playmate!
Whether a G-rated rumble or an X-rated tumble, this comical cutie has you covered! Just make sure you're clear in your booking about whether you want Bopsy to be Mild, Zesty, or Harlequin Hot! That way we can apply the appropriate surcharge to your booking and Bopsy can come prepared! DON'T try to switch things up during your time with Bopsy, or you'll be banned from booking her! Bad Touch equals Sad Clown!

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Win or lose, you'll be smiling!
No matter what happens in your match with Bopsy, she loves keeping track of where she's been and who she's met! Whether she's posting about her matches online or updating her live record here on the site, she loves to talk about her happy customers! She'll love making you smile!
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Smiles coming soon!

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Finishers
"W'hey now, you! No spoilers! You'll see my Funny Finishers and Silly Signatures when I use 'em to knock ya dopey, a-yup!"

Last login: 13 days ago
Start of membership: 2025-04-08