Trigger warning
Strength
- Arms5
- Chest5
- Abs3
- Legs4
- Ass3
- Cock9
Size
- Height5'7"
- Biceps10"
- Chest31"
- Waist30"
- Thigh17"
- Cock9"
Smosh Girl's gonna smash you
Body type: Slim
Gear: See pics
Introduction
(OOC: This is a roleplay character. Please see this page for my other ones, but please respect that if I am online as a certain character, that is the one I want to play!)
In 1995, the world was forever changed for the better when Courtney Miller - yours truly - was born. You're welcome, world.
Since then, my most public-facing acts have all involved making the world laugh alongside other, lesser people on the comedy YouTube channel known as Smosh. Again - you're welcome, world. But, despite their doubtlessly eternal gratitude, what the world may not know - save for a few very lucky people - is that rather than short-form internet comedy, my true passion lies in the wild world of professional wrestling! I love the feeling of climbing into a ring and slipping between the ropes, and I love dismantling whatever lucky - or unlucky, I guess, if you're stupid - jobber slut gets booked against me. In fact, just recently, my husband encouraged me to chase that feeling. So I took a hiatus from Smosh, and now I'm blessing ChatFighters with my presence to conquer as many of you as I can before I inevitably get bored from a lack of competition. You're welcome, ChatFighters.
Let's get the important shit out of the way first.
What I WILL do
Wrestling (pro, submission, NHB, oil, erotic), boxing (normal, kick, erotic/foxy), dice fights, FvF, FvFb, roleplay stakes (one-off or persisting) Furry, limited bloodWhat I MIGHT do
Catfighting, sexfighting, death matches, FvM, light profile-play stakes (adding text to my profile, setting my status message, etc), non-explicit/gory broken bones, non-graphic deathWhat I WILL NOT do
MMA and martial arts in general (don't know how), weapon fights (though improvised weapons in other kinds of fight are okay), aggressive/rude people (men and older women I'm looking at you, fucking behave or fucking get lost), bigotry of any kind, heavy profile-play stakes (transferring account ownership, profile deletion, etc), poop stuff, vore, gore, graphic deathAnything else, please ask but be prepared to take no for an answer.
With that out of the way, here's how things are going to work: I have three personas you can choose from: a Babyface, a Heel, and a Tweener. You can pick one to fight lose to. Each one has their own style, signature, and finisher.
The Main Event
- Ring Name
- Courtney Fucking Miller
- Billed From
- Los Angeles, California
- Alignment
- Tweener
- Style
- All-Rounder/Spectacle
- Signature
- Wish Granted - I trap a tired or dazed opponent in a Tree of Woe and take my boot off before giving them the treatment every nasty little perv in my Instagram DMs keeps begging for - stepping on them. I shove my foot in their face and rub it around a bit before sliding it up onto their throat for a nasty choke! And given my opponent will be all exposed and helpless... I might just mix some pleasure in with the pain, if I think they deserve it.
- Finisher
- Face-Seeking Missile - What could be more spectacular than one finishing move? A whole series of them. First, I jump up and lock my ankles around an approaching opponent's neck, supporting myself by grabbing the ropes as I use my locked ankles to slam their face repeatedly into my gorgeous ass - think an altered version of Stephanie Vaquer's Devil's Kiss. Then, when the lucky victim is nice and dazed, I sling them down into the corner. When they turn around I hit them with a Bronco Buster - Priscilla Kelly did it best, in my humble opinion - to daze and disorient them more with another dose of perfection. Once I feel like they're completely out of it, I drag them to the center of the ring and set up for a Sit-Out Tombstone Piledriver that's guaranteed to get me either a knockout or, once I fold them up into a Facesit Matchbook Pin, the pinfall.
The Sweetheart
- Ring Name
- Court the Bikini Babe
- Billed From
- Venice Beach, California
- Alignment
- Babyface
- Style
- Submissionist/Softcore
- Signature
- Beach-Bum Bump - I whip an unprepared opponent toward the ropes and turn around, really swinging my hips to give the audience an idea of what's about to happen. When they come racing back toward me, I hit a perfect split jump, letting the lucky sucker crash face-first into my ass as I execute a Rear View-inspired move!
- Finisher
- Sunkissed Squeeze - I grab a floored opponent by the hair and wrap my right arm around the back of their neck, bracing my right hand against my left bicep as I pull their face in tight against my chest for a smother to submission or KO, inspired by Marina Shafir's Mother's Milk!
The Internet Bitch
- Ring Name
- Brianna Boho
- Billed From
- Hollywood, California
- Alignment
- Heel
- Style
- Cheater/Bully
- Signature
- Boho Nosejob - I plant my ass on a dazed victim's face and grind hard against their nose, squashing it against their head as I take their ugly face for a ride!
- Finisher
- Boho Booty Bend - In this send-up to one of the greatest writers on the site, I start with a Camel Clutch, wrenching a victim's chin back to torment their spine. I then stand up while keeping their back torqued and step over them, bending my knees to press my ass against their face, maintaining the painful clutch while adding a Stinkface to the mix for flavor!
Record
- Template
- (Ring Name) vs (Opponent) - Result: (Winner name) via (win method (specification if necessary)) (Updated W/L)
1W/0L
2026
- Courtney Fucking Miller vs Brandi the local Karen - Result: Courtney Fucking Miller via forced orgasm (1-0)
Last login: today
Start of membership: 2026-09-14
Time zone: [UTC-4]
