Introduction

Let’s get the super important stuff out of the way first….

Buccees > Any Gas Station ever
Harry Potter > Lord Of The Rings
Tacos > Pizza

Hi! I’m Xia and I’m a little off kilter at times but let’s be honest aren’t we all? I like movies, video games, music, hearing the sweet sounds of a sexy bitch screaming my name, short walks on the beach (sand in the toes gets annoying after awhile), making a sexy bitch remember my name, pinning a sexy bitch to the mat or carpet, knocking a sexy bitch out with gloves on, getting knocked out by a sexy bitch, getting pinned by a sexy bitch….i think you get the idea.

I like a little bit of this, a little bit of that and put it all into a blender and hit that button and boom you got yourself a smoothie (now I really want a smoothie…..hold please)

(Dramatic pause while smoothie was being made)

Mmm ok I am back and that smoothie was delicious! You may have already figure it out but I don’t take any of this or honestly life in general too seriously. Let’s chat, let’s wrestle, let’s box, let’s picfight, let’s compare recipes, let’s have an all around good time while forgetting about whatever nonsense is going on in the world.

Let’s trash talk, let’s be nice, let’s be mean, let’s be naughty, let’s be friendly, let’s be all the crazy rolled up into one big ball antonyms. I’m gonna list a couple of my favorite wrestling moves below and I’m always up for all kinds of tomfoolery and shenanigans. I’m an expert lollygagger and meanderer, I only gallivant on Weekends. Talk soon!

Wrestling Moves (Work in Progress)

Game Over- My big time pro style finisher. I first hit you with a running knee lift as you are bent over which knocks you upright. I then get behind you and underhook you arms and twisting you so you’re bent over with your head near my ass. I then jump up with my feet pushing off the middle rope as I twist and drive you face first to the mat with my springboard unprettier!

Cloudy Daze- I get you on your ass in the corner and I first give you a humiliating stink face to make sure you’re good and dizzy. I then move across the ring and run full speed ahead before doing a front roll and landing with my ass in your face and my head hitting near your pussy as i crash into you with a cannonball type move

Last login: 2025-11-19
Start of membership: 2025-09-07