Introduction

Well howdy, ladies. I'm Jake "Pistol" Trapper and this here is my tag partner Tim "Plow" Parker. Together we make one hell of a pro wrestling tag team. We specialize in breaking those strong willed, stubborn mares (2 on 1), the kind that need two sets of strong hands to put in their place. Whether your one of our local farm ladies or some bratty city girl, we'll know how to treat you right in the ring.

[Tim leans in] "By that we mean beaten, broken and right properly fucked."

Yeah I think they got the picture their buddy. Now don't you dare think that just because cried uncle or got KOed in the ring we are done treating you with our brand of "country hospitality". That rope ain't just for show. Post match we might tie you up and take you for a little roll in the hay. But hey...you didn't seek us out for a calm walk though the wheat field now did you, darlin'

We do other forms of wrasslin' and fitting too. If you want to get in the ring with us one-on-one or if you need to get your own possie to make you feel like you got a fighting chance, "we're your huckleberry".

Now what team like our would be complete with out some signature moved:

Hoe down - A brutal double team powerbomb where Tim over there plants you down and I greet you on the mat with both my knees in your back

Fence Post Piledriver - We're going to double team pile drive you so hard you'll become a permanent part of the ring.

Harvest Hurricane - A tag team clothesline that will send you flipping through the air like Dorthy's house in the Wizard of Oz.

Spicy Moves -

Barn Burner - I lock you in a modified romero special and while you find out why Tim over their has the nick name plow. [Tim leans in] "Its not just because I'm a farmer". Yeah, I think that's implied there buddy [Tim leans in again] "Its because I sure know how to fuck..." Sigh...yeah, I think they get it.

Country Style Spit Roast - This is where we really show you some "local hospitality". You can probably figure out where you are in this move ; ) [Tim again] "Your in the middle taking it from both!..." Yeah! I think they get it, buddy. The only question is, can being stuck between this rock and his hard place make you squeal your surrender. Guess we'll have to find out.

Tim and I ain't got many limits - Don't want to REALLY break such a magnificent creature like you (no broken bones or blood). and no underage stuff. Don't even ask.

Hope to catch you soon, ma'am...and when we do, we'll make sure to give you a warm country welcome.

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