Erotic Self Defense Dojo

In order to join our class, you should prove you have the right attitude ;-)

IMPORTANT:

1) Please take your time and be as much descriptive as you can. You should prove you are really interested in participating to our federation. Add any erotic or violent detail you like, it will boost your application.

2) Please be patient: we can take a long time to reply and we can only accept a limited number of members from time to time.

Please, describe how would you defend yourself in one (or MORE, if you wish) of these scenarios:

1) A male attacker trying to choke you with both hands
2) A female attacker trying to kick you in the groin
3) A transsexual attacker trying to punch your nose
4) A ladyboy attacker trying to attack you with a roundhouse kick to the face