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Rina's Last Stand (Ashley Fit vs MMA Jane)

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01:07 MMA_Jane: I have created the private room #Ashley_Fit_vs_MMA_Jane.
01:07 MMA_Jane: I have invited @Ashley_Fit to join #Ashley_Fit_vs_MMA_Jane.
01:18 MMA_Jane: Garish neon streaks wash across glistening pavement. Shadows seem to dance around every corner and in every pitch-dark alley as my emerald eyes flick warily from side to side, cinching my fraying overcoat tight over my shoulders. I round the corner, honey blonde locks billowing in the cool night breeze, the scent of a nearby barbecue joint wafting through the gasoline-and-fumes-tinted air. And my heart beats a little quicker as the sign comes into view: Rina's Last Stand. It's just a couple of blocks from the narrow, graffiti-riddled hallways of the subway station to the bar, but when walking through this part of town, distances have a way of stretching. It's an odd feeling, as my hand wraps around the cold metal handle. Relief, to have made it without getting mugged or accosted, but also rising tension. After all, I'm here for a reason tonight. mtc
01:25 MMA_Jane: My rawhide boots pad against the ancient tile floor as I undo the buckle of my flea market pea coat. I let it hang open, revealing just a sliver of my blue top and bare belly as I strut up towards the hostess. "Bar or brawl?" the smirking brunette asks automatically as she hears me approach, looking up with a flicker of recognition and a smile. "Oh, hey there Jane! What'll it be tonight?" There's a hopeful glimmer in her eye as she catches a glimpse of what I'm wearing beneath. I flash her a smile, twirling a belt end. "Mmmm, I'll definitely need a drink... but then a brawl!" I whisper, flashing her a game grin. She'd been trying to talk me into stepping into the ring for weeks now. I scan around the room, trying to see which of the other women here are scheduled to fight. Of course, it is all women; that's part of Rina's whole "Last Stand" schtick. "So who's the unlucky damsel?" I purr with a cocky smirk, eyes widening as she tips her head towards a leggy beauty across the bar. yt
01:27 MMA_Jane: !set FDF
Loaded @MMA_Jane's Female Dice Fight stats.

01:39 Ashley_Fit: I take another swig of the cheap beer in front of me, grimacing slightly at the unfortunate aftertaste. I wonder what truck this swill fell off of and how many health codes are being violated back in the kitchen right now. But let's be honest, no one comes to Rina's for the fine dining experience. They're here to indulge in a different kind of taste: beautiful women battling it out in no holds barred combat. Why do I do it, I ask myself for the hundredth time. It certainly isn't for the money, which is a pittance for what women put themselves through here. I sigh and let my eyes scan across the room again, and lock eyes with you. The baggy trench coat is opened just enough that I get a peek of what's hiding underneath. This is why I'm here.
01:52 Ashley_Fit: I wave the hostess over to my end of the bar, keeping you in the corner of my eye the entire time. "Is that who I'm fighting?", I ask her pointing in your direction. She gives me a knowing wink and my heart starts to beat faster in anticipation of what's to come. I drain the last of my beer and stand up slowly from the bar making sure you get a good look at me. I turn and saunter to the back room to get changed for our fight, knowing you're drinking in delectable curves of my ass.
01:52 Ashley_Fit: !set FDF
Loaded @Ashley_Fit's Female Dice Fight stats.

01:52 Ashley_Fit: yt
01:59 MMA_Jane: I try to play it cool as I strut over to the bar, my usual snifter of amber tequila already waiting for me. But my eyes are just locked onto you. Everything about you DEMANDS attention! From your slender, mile-long legs to your luscious curves. And that OUTFIT! I thought I'd dressed daringly, but your TINY denim shorts and, essentially, bra for a top just take my breath away! Your scent perfumes the air as you pass, and I try not to be too obvious about turning my head to watch you go. Lips puckering just a bit. "Watch out for her," the woman behind the bar whispers. "She's... ruthless." Apparently it's not your first night here. I don't bat an eye, barely breaking my gaze as I sip the drink. I flash the barkeeper a little smirk before downing the rest in a gulp. "So am I," I purr, flashing her a game grin as I let my coat slide off my shoulders, leaving it folded on the stool. mtc
02:04 MMA_Jane: I'm already sweating a little. I'm pretty sure it's not hot in here, but it sure feels that way as I strut towards the ring, arms swinging easily by my wide hips. A tight, scandalously short pair of denim booty shorts stretches taut around my full cheeks, cut very cheeky indeed somewhere between a pair of tanga panties and a thong. It bulges around my womanhood, too, the tiny button fly at the top left undone, bare skin peeking out from beneath. And on top, just a little dark blue knit number cropped just beneath my full, heaving bosom. Applause, cheers, and whistles break out as I join you in the "ring"... really, just a clearing in the middle of the bar, the edges barricaded with benches, and I flash the onlookers a confident smirk as I rest my hands on my hips, thick thighs confidently parted. "You good with no holds barred, sugar? Or... would you like some protections?" I purr with a mocking lilt as I square up to you. yt
02:17 Ashley_Fit: I stand in front of you inside "ring", hands on my hips and a tight confident smile on my face. "Protections? From you, honey?" I give you a sarcastic giggle. I look around at the crowd surrounding us and raise my voice, "What do you boys want? A nice clean fight? Or you wanna see me bust this bitch up?" Drunken hoots and hollers fill the room, an almost deafening cacophany. "There's your answer," I spit. I take two steps back and raise my guard up bouncing on the balls of my feet in something resembling a boxing stance.
02:17 Ashley_Fit: With each bounce you can see my thighs flex and bulge around my tiny denim shorts. Look closely enough and you can see my plump mound split in half by the seam that runs down the middle of my shorts. Above the waistband, the gently rippling muscularity of my flat belly is a testament to my rigorous workout routine. My firm 36s jiggle with each step, my tiny black top working overtime to keep them contained. Goddamn, it is hot in here and only going to get hotter! I quickly wipe away the perspiration that's already forming on my forehead.
02:17 Ashley_Fit: yt
02:22 MMA_Jane: My entire body glistens with a sheen of sweat, heart pounding in my chest, bosom heaving with deep breaths. My eyes rove up and down your taut, firm body. Your strength is plain to see... but everyone has weaknesses too. A little smirk tugs at my lips as I settle into my familiar muay thai fighting stance, hands raised in a long guard, right foot back and pointed out, left bouncing lightly. A shrill howl goes up in the crowd as a few people realize I just might be able to actually fight. And I give my honey-blonde mane a little flicking toss. There's no ref. No announcer. Just the two of us. Until you quit, that is.
02:22 MMA_Jane: (calling heads for the coinflip to see who takes the first turn)
02:22 MMA_Jane: !flip
Flip the coin.... tails!

02:22 MMA_Jane: yt
02:29 Ashley_Fit: I take a quick glance down at your lead leg, the powerful muscles look taught like a spring ready to unload. Doing my best to stay away from it, I flick a few jabs at your guard trying to gauge the distance. Then I pounce in with a quick one-two aiming straight for that pretty little mouth of yours.
02:29 Ashley_Fit: !quick
My quick move connected and did ☒ 1 + ☒ 2 = 3 damage. HP down to 97.

02:34 Ashley_Fit: You move quickly, but I'm just a bit quicker, feeling my knuckles bounce off your lips with a satisfying pop, "Just a little love tap sweety". Hoping that I'm already in your head, I press in fast giving you a fake left to your head again before swinging low with my right hand. I twist my hips throwing my fist into the smooth expanse of your midsection.
02:34 Ashley_Fit: !punch
My punch missed.

02:34 Ashley_Fit: yt
02:38 MMA_Jane: You slide sideways as you dash in, your fists teasing at my guard, than lashing out in a burst of energy! Your left bangs against the back of my bare hand, making me hiss as I twist away from you, only to catch a bouncing shot from your right, glancing off my parted lips! My cheeks flush red with indignation and fury as I take a sharp step back and to the right, sliding just out of range of your hooking right hander. My boots twist with a rasping crunch against the grimy wood-plank floor as I parry the shot, helping it along across your body. Then my left foot bounces off the deck, thick thigh pulsing as I pump out a sharp push kick towards your upper thigh! "YAH!" mtc
02:38 MMA_Jane: !quick
My quick move connected and did ☒ 2 + ☒ 3 = 5 damage. HP down to 95.

02:41 MMA_Jane: *WHAP!* The audience shouts out in glee as the firm leather sole of my boots smack against bare, glistening skin, leaving a grimy imprint in their wake as the blow forces you a step back. But I'm already moving as I land my foot well in front, hips sliding forwards as I take a step in, duck, weave, and LASH out with both fists! "Hssh-SHA!" I hiss as I send a straight left in towards your bare, rippled midriff, then roll into a right uppercut targeting your swaying, barely-covered left breast! mtc
02:41 MMA_Jane: !boobshot
My attack on your bosom misses its mark (roll for HP attack)

02:41 MMA_Jane: !punch 2d3
My punch missed.

02:41 MMA_Jane: yt
02:49 Ashley_Fit: I gasp in pain as your leg flashes up, hitting me in my lovely toned thigh faster and harder than I expected. Fuck, you're more agile than I gave you credit for! I stamp on the floor, trying to get rid of the painful tingling spreading through my leg. And you're already on me in a flash, forcing me to backpedal to avoid your flying fists one of which just grazes my tits. Inhaling sharply at the near miss, I set my beat-up trainers firmly on the dirty floor and send an open left palm at your cheek.
02:49 Ashley_Fit: !punch
My punch connected and did ⚃ 4 + ⚀ 1 = 5 damage. HP down to 92.

02:53 Ashley_Fit: A satisfying crack echos through the bar as my slap hits you square on the cheek. A mist of sweat fills the air around us as your head careens sideways. I grab onto your right shoulder for leverage, pushing down on your back and launch a knee up toward your hanging boobs, trying to get revenge for your attempted cheap shot just moments ago.
02:53 Ashley_Fit: !boobshot
I go for your breasts! (Roll for boob attack)

02:54 Ashley_Fit: !knee boobs
My knee strike connected and did ⚃ 4 + ⚂ 3 = 7 damage. BOOBS down to 9.

02:54 Ashley_Fit: yt
02:55 Ashley_Fit: !pain
You are in pain and take ⚀ 1 + ⚁ 2 = 3 damage. HP down to 89.

02:55 Ashley_Fit: !pain
You are in pain and take ⚅ 6 + ⚂ 3 = 9 damage. HP down to 80.

03:03 MMA_Jane: You're quick! Just a little too quick, as my knuckles miss their marks by mere hair's breadths. I start to rise up, heart rate rising with me as a pang of panic pulses in the pit of my belly. *CRACK!* Your open palm slips through my guard, nailing me hard on the cheek and sending me reeling to the side! For a half second, the world spins around, and it only stops when your hands clamp onto my arm and shoulder. I never see it coming, but GAWD do I feel it! Your thigh SMASHES into my right orb, flattening it against my chest as your knee plows up into my left, dangling against my knit top! My lips part in a piercing SHRIEK as your knee sends my left nipple right up to my ribs! My hands fly up to cradle my throbbing orbs as the agony, my knees quaking and for a brief instant turning to jelly as I struggle to stay on my feet! yt
03:07 Ashley_Fit: "Yaaah!" I cry out as I feel my thigh and knee crush your big tits in an oh-so-satisfying way, your shriek of pain is music to my ears. I can see your thick thighs just quivering from the after-effects of my blow. "Awww, maybe you need a bit more protection up there honey," I taunt you just as I'm blasting my knee up again, this time into your tight abs.
03:07 Ashley_Fit: !knee
My knee strike connected and did ⚅ 6 + ⚄ 5 = 11 damage. HP down to 69.

03:12 Ashley_Fit: !damage body
You take ⚅ 6 + ⚃ 4 = 10 damage. BODY down to 10.

03:12 Ashley_Fit: yt
03:18 MMA_Jane: "Unnnhhh... awwwhh you bitch!" I huff, fighting back tears as I try to rub the piercing, burning pain of that vicious tit shot away. Bent over, cradling my bosom, my belly is totally slack and soft. An easy target for your spearing knee. "UNNNNNGHHH!" I groan as the last shred of air whooshes out of my lips, the audience cheering ecstatically as yet another *WHUMP* of bone on flesh echoes across the bar! Your knee thrusts up past my defenses, and the nauseating pain sends me right down to my knees, curling into a tight ball with one arm wrapped around my belly, the other across my still aching twins. I stare daggers up at you, up those mile long legs as you stand over me. Dominating me. I've never felt so... small! My emerald eyes glimmer in the dim light, narrowing as I lock onto the perfect outline of your plump V-shaped mound. The seam of your bottoms parting your lips. It's a long shot. Surely you'll see something so obvious coming. But gawd, I just want to fucking hurt you! mtc
03:18 MMA_Jane: !lowblow
I go for your vulnerable groin! (Roll for groin attack)

03:19 MMA_Jane: I ball my right fist under my body, hiding it, pretending to hold my belly as I stare up at you, eyes brimming with defiance. Then, with a howl, as my own body screams in protest, I THRUST my fist up, hoping to smash my knuckles into that oh-so-sensitive bulge between your thick, parted thighs! mtc
03:19 MMA_Jane: !punch pussy
My punch connected and did ⚄ 5 + ⚁ 2 = 7 damage. PUSSY down to -2.

03:19 MMA_Jane: !pain 7d4
You are in pain and take ☒ 2 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 1 + ☒ 4 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 3 + ☒ 3 = 17 damage. HP down to 78.

03:20 MMA_Jane: (reaction) yt
03:31 Ashley_Fit: I stand over your battered body, relishing in your agony. So small, so powerless. I sigh to myself thinking that maybe--just maybe--tonight would be the night that someone would actually be a challenge for me. You stare up at me with hate-filled eyes, clutching your midriff as I reach down to grab a fistful of your blonde mane. *THWACK* I never see your fist coming, and it's absolutely devastating. I feel the plump lips of my sex flattened brutally, and one of your knuckles penetrates my soft folds even deeper. I feel my tender clit get crushed between your fist and my pubic bone. I'm in complete shock, my glossy lips hanging open in a perfect silent "O" a bolt of white-hot pain shoots up from my tenderized sex.
03:31 Ashley_Fit: yt
04:14 MMA_Jane: My body still aches and throbs all over as I withdraw my fist from your sex, cupping the undersides of each of my aching melons. Still on my knees, my nearly bare buttcheeks resting on the heels of my rawhide boots. It's like the noise just got sucked out of the room. Just my heaving, hissing breaths... and your pained whimpers as your hands move to clutch your no doubt throbbing vulva. And despite the pain, I manage a vixen-like smirk, staring up into your agony-filled eyes. "Aww... maybe you need a little more protection down there, honey," I purr with a mocking smirk. It takes no effort to tug you down to the ground; your body was just ready to go, as you thump down to your knees and roll over onto your side. And I climb astride your hips, pinning them beneath my full butt and giving it a little wiggle, ready to just... have my way with you! mtc
04:15 MMA_Jane: (checking for crit on the hold; the hold itself is automatic because pussy is zeroed)
04:15 MMA_Jane: !roll hold 2d6+7
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚃ 4 +7 = 15

04:16 MMA_Jane: yt
04:27 Ashley_Fit: My hands fly down between my legs to clutch my aching pussy, and I look up at you through tear-blurred vision. All I can manage is a few pathetic whimpers as your mocking words only compound my misery. WHACK! You pull me to the ground, my knees cracking against the worn floorboards causing me to cry out yet again. I'm totally at your mercy as you roll me into position and mount my hips, trapping my arms in the process. "Uuhhnnggg" I moan uselessly trying to soothe the burning fire between my legs.
04:27 Ashley_Fit: !recover pussy 2d3
You recover ☒ 2 + ☒ 2 = 4 damage. PUSSY up to 2.

04:32 Ashley_Fit: Bucking my hips with every ounce of energy I have, I manage to sneak my right arm out that was pinned between my body and your sweaty thigh. You slam your hips back down before I can get my other arm free. I twist left and right trying anything to get out from underneath you, but you're too damn strong! You slam your dominating hips down again, letting me know I'm not going anywhere. "Fuck you!" is the best I can come up with given the circumstances, and I reach up with my free hand trying to latch on to one of those big gorgeous tits.
04:33 Ashley_Fit: !boobshot
My attack on your bosom misses its mark (roll for HP attack)

04:34 Ashley_Fit: !attack 2d3
My attack succeeds and does ☒ 1 + ☒ 3 = 4 damage. HP down to 65.

04:36 Ashley_Fit: My fingers grab onto your breast for just a moment, and I get to enjoy your squeal of pain. I dig my claws in but you slap my hand away forcefully and I lose my grasp!
04:36 Ashley_Fit: yt
04:41 MMA_Jane: I've got you now! My body may ache, and my precious bosom may throb, but I've got you right where I want you. Under me! The crowd hooted and cheered as I climbed astride you, pinning your agony-wracked body beneath my hips. I try to keep your hands pinned under you, but you manage to sneak one free. And AGAIN you go for my heaving, jiggling G-cups! "You little BITCH!" I hiss, eyes flashing with fury as I lean down over you, my wavy mane glowing golden at the edges and masking my face in shadow as it curtains either side of my face. With a vicious snarl, I try to pin your wrist beneath my knee, then raise my hands, talons bared, trying to SMACK a vicious clawing grip onto your bosom! mtc
04:41 MMA_Jane: !boobshot
I go for your breasts! (Roll for boob attack)

04:41 MMA_Jane: !damage boobs 1d8
You take ☒ 2 damage. BOOBS down to 14.

04:43 MMA_Jane: "OOOOOOOH!" The crowd coos in (I'm betting feigned) sympathy as your tits jiggle and quake under my palms, oozing out around the edges of your bra and between my fingers as my talons sink in. I haven't even begun to squeeze yet... not really... but you can see the malicious intent in my eyes. "Get ready to squeal, bitch," I hiss, TWISTING my wrists, trying to pinch your nipples against my palms! mtc
04:43 MMA_Jane: !damage boobs 1d8
You take ☒ 7 damage. BOOBS down to 7.

04:43 MMA_Jane: !pain
You are in pain and take ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9 damage. HP down to 69.

04:44 MMA_Jane: !pain
You are in pain and take ⚂ 3 + ⚁ 2 = 5 damage. HP down to 64.

04:45 MMA_Jane: yt
04:50 Ashley_Fit: Your hands smack down on my sensitive tits giving them a firm squeeze, causing me to cry out in pain. I grit my teeth and lean my head back trying to hold it in, not wanting to give you the satisfaction of hearing me moan. But I don't stand a chance. You dig your fingers DEEP into my lovely tanned orbs and I feel ten tiny daggers digging into the skin. "AAUUUGGGghhhh!!" I wail in despair, my back arching in pain almost inviting you to squeeze even harder! My own fingernail claw at the floor hopelessly as you continue to tortue my bust.
04:50 Ashley_Fit: yt
04:58 MMA_Jane: "Ohhhhh yes! SQUEAL!" I purr, lips parted in a wide, delighted smile. I arch my back too, grinding my plump, warm sex against your trapped wrist, openly licking my already glistening lips as I take in every delicious detail. You really are EXACTLY where I want you now, and you're paying for doing my tits dirty at the start of this little tussle! The audience cheers madly as your wail bounces off the masonry, a few onlookers leaning in with concerning. Thinking surely, SURELY I could not be so cruel as to torture you further. Oh... honey, they don't even know! I relax the pressure for just a second, my fingers letting the perky, supple flesh of your orbs press back out a little... then I lean forwards, pressing my palms down against your tits and TWIST my wrists again with a delighted, vicious laugh. mtc
04:58 MMA_Jane: !damage boobs 1d8
You take ☒ 4 damage. BOOBS down to 3.

04:58 MMA_Jane: yt
05:09 Ashley_Fit: "Ohhh FUCK! FUUCCKK!!" I scream over and over as you absolutely DESTROY my beautiful tits. And it only goes from bad to worse, as you push down on them crushing them flat against my chest and slowly--agonizingly slowly--turn your wrists deforming my boobs in the most unnatural way possible. The few audience members who appear to be concerned about my well-being are drowned out by the drunken mob that's going crazy for this. My own cries of pain get lost in a sea of cheers. Jerking my arm, I yank my wrist free from underneath your knee and flail about wildly trying to grab hold of your hair that's brushing against my face.
05:09 Ashley_Fit: !attack 2d6
My attack succeeds and does ⚅ 6 + ⚂ 3 = 9 damage. HP down to 56.

05:18 Ashley_Fit: My some stroke of incredible luck, I grab a huge fistful of your blonde hair and YANK with everything I have left. I hear you howl in pain and that gives me some small measure of hope. I yank again... and again, until you tumble forward, thumping to the ground just above my right shoulder. One arm immediately reaches up to clutch my burning tits, as I struggle to get to my knees. And my vision is filled with the sight of your tattered denim cutoffs stretched tight across your ass. Torn between trying to regroup and get this fight under control, and all out war... I choose the latter. I swing my fist straight up between those beautiful thighs, aiming for your exposed pussy!
05:18 Ashley_Fit: !lowblow
I go for your vulnerable groin! (Roll for groin attack)

05:18 Ashley_Fit: !punch pussy
My punch connected and did ⚃ 4 + ⚄ 5 = 9 damage. PUSSY down to -4.

05:19 Ashley_Fit: !pain 9d4
You are in pain and take ☒ 4 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 1 + ☒ 3 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 3 + ☒ 4 + ☒ 1 = 22 damage. HP down to 34.

05:19 Ashley_Fit: yt
05:27 MMA_Jane: I stare down into your eyes, rocking my mound against your wrist as waves of sadistic pleasure pulse through me. The look in your eyes as I maul and twist your precious tits is like a drug. And I just want more! I lean in a little closer, and just then, you wrench a hand free and seize ahold of my luscious locks! "AAAAHHH! SLU-AHHHGHH!" I shriek as my scalp lights on FIRE, my hands leaving your tits to desperately grab at your wrist, at my own hair, trying to get the searingly painful tugging under control as I tip my head towards your hand, rising up on my knees. You yank me back and forth, whipping my head around, then HURL me over you! By the fucking hair! My entire scalp throbs with white hot fire as I land hard on my back, scrambling over onto my knees. Disoriented and blinded with pain, I fold at the hips and paw at my tresses, mewling in pain. And I didn't realize... I'd rolled over facing away from you. My vulva bulges plump and full against the base of my tiny cut-off jeans...
05:30 MMA_Jane: and just as I place my palms on the wood and begin to rise... *THWACK!* My body freezes in shock, jaw dropping as a silent shriek catches like a lump in my throat. My hands shoot down, fingers protectively cupping around my tender, squishy mound, the other hand cupping on top like a clamshell. And I rock forwards, my ass rising high into the dank, warm air, my cheek and bosom settling against the grimy wood. And then the shock begins to ebb, and my emerald eyes flare wide as the pain rolls in! And, ohh gawd, does it roll in! mtc
05:31 MMA_Jane: !recover pussy 2d3
You recover ☒ 2 + ☒ 1 = 3 damage. PUSSY up to -1.

05:34 MMA_Jane: "OOoooooohhhh!" I finally moan. A whimpering, undulating moan as I lewdly, shamelessly massage my most private area. Even as my ass waves in the air on fucking display, the toes of my boots tapping a beat against the wood planks! "Oooohhhh my pussay!" I mewl, landing on my side with a thump, knees nearly touching my nipples as I roll over onto my back, then the opposite side. Then back the other way, feet turns inwards and toes curled inside my boots. Little flecks of dirt and grime stick to my glistening, sweat-slicked back and shoulders. But I don't even notice! Fuuuck, it THROBS!
05:34 MMA_Jane: !recover pussy 2d3
You recover ☒ 3 + ☒ 2 = 5 damage. PUSSY up to 4.

05:34 MMA_Jane: yt
05:55 Ashley_Fit: My fist smashes your tender pussy, and I know it's over for you. A malice-filled grin lights up my pretty face as I watch your once-powerful body shut down and fail you completely. Your awful little moans delight me in the most sadistic way. I get one foot under me and groan as my own impressive legs struggle to get my body back upright. My tits ache, and my own pussy still throbs from your savage attacks. Fresh sweat pours out of me, dripping down my back and thighs causing my skin to glisten in the dim light. I fling my head, my dirty blonde hair sending a spray of perspiration into the air before slapping against my back. I can't seem to get my ragged breathing under control, but I slowly move around you in a circle, stalking my wounded prey. "Now you're mine, bitch!" One quick step forward and then hurl my other leg into your side like I'm kicking a field goal from the 50-yard line.
05:55 Ashley_Fit: !kick 3d7
My kick missed.

05:56 Ashley_Fit: yt
01:16 MMA_Jane: I huff and hiss on my side, ankles crossed, hands still clasped around my aching bulge. My thumbs nearly vanish into the creases of my sweat-slicked, glistening thighs, they're hooked in so firmly. You rise up, unsteady, but exuding smug pride and confidence as you whip your dirty blonde locks. A little spatter of sweat pelts cold against my bosom, squashed in by my arms and bulging out in between, and I groan in protest. My chest and belly quivers with each undulating moan as I force my left hand off my sex, then the right, trying to will myself to roll over onto my hands and knees as you stalk around me. I try to keep you in sight, but every movement of my hips sends a fresh, fierce pang ricocheting through my body. And the crowd drums their tables. Certainly they think that punch finished me. And hell, they might just be right! mtc
01:23 MMA_Jane: I shake my head, squeezing my eyes shot for a second as I try to cast the thought aside. They're fucking wrong. But there's no denying that my situation is... desperate. You make your move with a quick, rasping step, your shoe thumping against the grimy wood planks, and then LASH out! I hiss, wincing in pain as I force myself to lunge forwards, flattening myself against the floor with grunt. I feel the tickling whispers of air in your viciously swinging boot's wake, just barely missing the back of my thigh as I roll over towards you, staring up at you as you land in a long lunge. The muscles of your widely spread thighs pulse and quiver as you try to keep your balance. And your tiny denim shorts cling tight to the plump, W-shaped bulge, as my emerald eyes lock on! I lash my hands out, trying to grab your ankles, to keep you from getting away. This isn't an honorable fight. It's the exact opposite. And in my crippled state, the only way to win is to fight even dirtier than you! mtc
01:23 MMA_Jane: !lowblow
I go for your vulnerable groin! (Roll for groin attack)

01:26 MMA_Jane: Like a wounded wildcat, I wrinkle my nose and hiss as I cock my knee back to my chest, pointing my heel up towards you even as my body screams in protest. Time slow. I study the gentle creases and folds bulging through your tiny shorts. Envisioning the tender flesh just beneath... and then GRUNTING as I drive my rawhide boot up, heel first, hoping to strike the most tender part!
01:26 MMA_Jane: !damage pussy
You take ⚃ 4 + ⚃ 4 = 8 damage. PUSSY down to -6.

01:26 MMA_Jane: !pain 8d4
You are in pain and take ☒ 3 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 4 + ☒ 3 + ☒ 4 + ☒ 1 + ☒ 2 = 21 damage. HP down to 43.

01:26 MMA_Jane: (reaction) yt
01:43 Ashley_Fit: My hips twist violently, the muscles in my thighs standing out like cords as I throw everything I have into my kick... and can only watch in disbelief when you press yourself into the grimy floor sending my body spinning out of control. I just barely manage to keep my balance, but feel your hands clamp down on my ankles like shackles. No! But I don't even have time to yank my legs free before your heel slams into my vulnerable pussy like a battering ram. I gasp--and so does the crowd--as the force of your blow raises me up onto my tip-toes.
01:43 Ashley_Fit: And then my world explodes with pain, the soft lips of my sex flattening exquisitly beneath your heel. I can't even cry out, my hands franticly trying to get between your boot and my crushed pussy as my legs give out and my body topple forward.
01:43 Ashley_Fit: yt
01:53 MMA_Jane: *THOCK!* A shuddering gasp ripples across the dimly lit room. No matter where they sat or stood, every one of the women watching saw exactly where that blow went. And even those who didn't recoil in sympathy are stunned at the brutality of the display going down on the floor. And go down you certainly do, as you tumble boobs-first onto the wood floor, fingertips practically parting your buttcheeks as you paw pathetically at your pummeled lovebulge. The shot you pulled on me had been quick, sudden. This... everybody saw what was going to happen before it happened. Had a moment to imagine what it might do. Then had it play it in vulgar detail before their eyes, as you squirm helplessly, face-down, with your hands lewdly clasped around your vulva. I rise to my knees, slowly, my right hand cupped around my own still aching vulnerability as I sort out my honey-blonde mane with the left as I straighten up in a kneel. My sweat-soaked bosom heaves with every breath. mtc
01:57 MMA_Jane: I make my way towards you on my hands and knees, an intense glare flashing across my pained emerald eyes as they sweep the crowd. Daring anyone to suggest that shot was uncalled for. I don't strut around you, or gloat, or glower. No. I make a beeline for you, wincing as I swing a thick thigh over you, as you slowly squirm onto your back. I gingerly settling my butt and mound against your belly as I lean forwards, reaching for your right ankle. I grab it, drawing it back like a bow as I tuck it under my left armpit, slowly stretching our leg back and out to the side. Partially because it was convenient, with the way you were lying there. And partially because I want them all to watch you hold yourself. To witness your humiliation the way you treated them to mine! mtc
01:57 MMA_Jane: (automatic hold, rolling for crit)
01:57 MMA_Jane: !roll hold 2d6+8
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚀ 1 +8 = 10

01:57 MMA_Jane: yt
02:00 MMA_Jane: I have invited @Lokakarly to join #Ashley_Fit_vs_MMA_Jane.
02:01 Lokakarly: Looks like I came in with someone at a severe disadvantage :-)
02:02 Lokakarly: Actually kind of close
02:06 Ashley_Fit: ( it hasn't been the cleanest of fights ;) )
02:06 Ashley_Fit: *WHAM* With my hands stuffed between my trembling, sweaty thighs, I can't even break my own fall and my body slams into the wooden floor tits-first. I shriek once as my aching breasts smash into the ground with the full force of my body weight on top of them. Then I wail again as horrible waves of pain course through my battered pussy. "OOOOOoohhhh!!" The crowd is treated to the lewd display of my butt-cheeks clenching with each agonizing shudder that runs over my body. My body squirms helplessly on the floor, my face mashed against the dirty ground.
02:06 Ashley_Fit: !recover pussy 2d3
You recover ☒ 2 + ☒ 3 = 5 damage. PUSSY up to -1.

02:12 Ashley_Fit: I roll over onto my side, curling up into a ball as the pain makes it's way up through my belly. With an awful groan, I roll myself onto my back, my legs opening and closing rythmically as if that could do anything to soothe the fire between my legs. I look like a fucking mess. My thighs, belly, arms and cheecks are smeared with dirt from the filthy floor and tears trickle from the corners of my eyes making my mascara run. "Oh you bitch, you bitch. You dirty fucking... bitch!" I hiss at you through blurred vision as I continue to paw uselessly at my ruined pussy.
02:12 Ashley_Fit: !recover pussy 2d3
You recover ☒ 3 + ☒ 1 = 4 damage. PUSSY up to 3.

02:12 Ashley_Fit: yt
02:13 Lokakarly: Ashley's out of trouble.... For now
02:13 MMA_Jane: (But she's still in a hold! *smirks*)
02:14 Lokakarly: *in less trouble :-)
02:17 Lokakarly: I gotta run for now. Finish kicking her ass Jane! :-)
02:19 MMA_Jane: I smirk despite myself as I look back at your face over my shoulder, my thighs and mound squishing firmly into your palpitating belly. That greenish tint washing over your cheeks, the way you're drawing your knees up, as though your belly were scrunched in knots. You're still fighting back the nauseating agony, but only just. And I'm going to push you that last bit over. I grip your left knee to my chest, pinning your right thigh under my right knee as I feel your hamstring strrrrretch! I lean back with a dominant smirk, spreading your thighs wide apart as I give my head a toss for the crowd. mtc
02:19 MMA_Jane: !damage
You take ⚂ 3 + ⚁ 2 = 5 damage. HP down to 38.

02:26 MMA_Jane: I can feel you squirming under my butt. The rolling of your chest as you try to relieve the pressure. The halting breaths as you hiss and spit profanity at my back. It's... delicious. The warm, tingling sensation builds slowly, deep in my core. An ember of arousal deep within, as I feel your body begin to surrender beneath me. There's something so delicious, so wonderfully primal, about having a rival trapped beneath me. Helpless. All but moaning for mercy. My free hand glides down my bosom, cupping my right breast through my skimpy top, giving my stiff nipple a slow, rolling pinch. Then, it slides down my grime-streaked and sweat-soaked body, to the crease of my thigh. Then up, cupping my still tender bulge and giving it a gentle squeeze. I moan out loud, far louder than I need to as I arch my back and toss my honey blonde locks back, openly licking my lips as I glance back at you. Malice and mischief sparkling in my big, green eyes. mtc
02:27 MMA_Jane: My fingertips glide onto your skin, onto your bare belly. Teasing at the plunging waistline of your tiny denim shorts, trying to slide beneath the fabric. mtc
02:28 MMA_Jane: !lowblow
I go for your vulnerable groin! (Roll for groin attack)

02:31 MMA_Jane: The audience gasps as the bulging outline of my fingers snake down beneath your shorts, wrapping around your engorged mound. Beneath your protectively cupping, guarding hands. "You should submit, Ashley," I purr in a husky whisper, staring you right in the eye as my fingertips tease and knead at your unprotected womanhood. "Before it's too late." My fingertips SQUEEZE viciously into your folds, sinking deep into your tender flesh as I try to catch your clit between my thumb and the side of my hand!
02:31 MMA_Jane: !damage pussy 1d8
You take ☒ 2 damage. PUSSY down to 1.

02:31 MMA_Jane: !pain 2d4
You are in pain and take ☒ 2 + ☒ 3 = 5 damage. HP down to 33.

02:32 MMA_Jane: yt
03:31 Ashley_Fit: Still cupping my throbbing sex, I'm powerless to stop your painful leg-streching hold. I wail in misery, the strain on my powerful thighs is tremendous, growing worse with every inch as you lean further and further back. Just as I'm about to reach my breaking point, feeling like I'm about to be split in half--you stop. I want to breath a sigh of relief, but what comes out instead is a pitiful ragged groan as you hold my body tight in a state of suspended torment. I'm quivering all over as a series of cramps assault my overextenderd legs. And I'm all too aware of the effect this position is having on my tiny denim cutoffs, feeling them wedge into my rear leaving my ass-cheeks almost entirely exposed.
03:31 Ashley_Fit: Although I can only see your sweat streaked back, I can tell you're playing with yourself. And it fucking crushes me. You're not just going to beat me, but you're going to reduce me to a plaything. A toy that suffers just so you can feel pleasure. Your body spasms in delight, and I sob in humiliation. Then I feel your strong fingers slither into my shorts and I finally manage to fight back. I twist and jerk my hips, not caring how much my thighs hurt and I feel you probing for my most sensitive spots! You grab hold of my painfully swollen clit for just a moment, and I twist away but not before feeling your claws sink into my delicate folds. "AAAahhhhh!" I bawl as your relentless destruction of my pussy continues!
03:31 Ashley_Fit: I'm desperate panicky animal trapped underneath you with few options left, and I have nothing left to try but punching anything and everything. But if I'm going down, I'm going down swinging, and I want it to be just as painful for you as it is for me. And those big fucking tits are just what I want to feel my fists slamming into.
03:31 Ashley_Fit: !boobshot
I go for your breasts! (Roll for boob attack)

03:32 Ashley_Fit: !punch boobs
My punch connected and did ⚃ 4 + ⚅ 6 = 10 damage. BOOBS down to -1.

03:33 Ashley_Fit: !pain
You are in pain and take ⚀ 1 + ⚃ 4 = 5 damage. HP down to 29.

03:33 Ashley_Fit: !pain
You are in pain and take ⚅ 6 + ⚁ 2 = 8 damage. HP down to 21.

03:33 Ashley_Fit: !damage body
You take ⚀ 1 + ⚂ 3 = 4 damage. BODY down to 6.

03:35 Ashley_Fit: (reaction)
03:35 Ashley_Fit: yt
03:38 Lokakarly: Wow, close fight!
03:39 Ashley_Fit: (my first ever dice fight... it's been a wild ride :D )
03:36 MMA_Jane: I purr, giving my hair a toss as I lean forwards, my left hand resting on your sweat-slicked thigh as my right teases your folds... gently, for now. My G-cup orbs sway softly beneath me, nipples pointed straight down and hard enough to cut diamonds! Gawd, the sense of POWER is incredible, as I hold your delicate lovebulge at my mercy, right in the palm of my hand. My fingers knead at your slick, lightly swollen, and oh so very tender folds, constantly threatening a vicious, agonizing maul. "Mmmm... c'mon, lovely. Give up... before I make you wish you had!" I huff in a husky moan as you squirm beneath me, giving my glistening lips another lustful lick. *WHAP!* "AAAAAAUUUUUGHHH!" I howl in shock as your fists swing in from either side, hammering into my softly swaying orbs and smashing them into each other! The pain! Gawd, it's like being struck by a bolt of lightning. Or, in this case, two bolts at once as each orb lights up in searing pain! mtc
03:38 MMA_Jane: My eyes pop open WIDE as I mewl, losing my balance and keeling over onto my side as my left hand cups at my throbbing left breast, the right getting caught in your bottoms for a second before frantically wriggling free. I lay on my back, thick thighs splayed apart as I pound my right heel into the ground, both hands cupping my throbbing twins, like a pair protective clamshells! "OOOOHHHH my BOOBS!" I mewl, fighting back tears as I slowly rock from side to side on my back, honey blonde mane fanned out around my head. "Ohhhh you fucking BITCH!" yt
03:42 Ashley_Fit: I bury my chaotic fists into your huge fleshy orbs, flattening them and then sending them jiggling wildly. I'm panting rapidly, staring straight up at the ceiling, I keep swinging my fists... until I realize that I'm swinging at nothing but air. I don't give a fuck where you went, only that my womanhood isn't in imminent danger of being torn to shreds. Closing my eyes, biting down on my quivering lower lip, I gently cup my aching sex and squeeze my legs shut. Punched, kicked and clawed, you've completely dominated my pussy tonight. A long low moan escapes my throat as I slowly rub my my thighs together, the heels of my trainers gently raising and falling back to the floor.
03:42 Ashley_Fit: I just want to lay here for an hour and recuperate, but I have to get up. So, I roll over onto my belly--fresh streaks of dirt and grime sitcking to my sweat drenched skin--and get a knee underneath myself. One more time I haul myself up, tits throbbing, abs clenching, muscular thighs and calves trembling. I find myself standing above you, the only person in this whole fucking building who's in worse shape than me. And you're totally beside yourself with pain, trying to massage your shaking, swollen breasts. Good. I'm glad it fucking hurts! Have some more, bitch! I raise my leg and STOMP down on your stomach, aiming low for that lovely smooth expanse between your between your belly button and the waistband of your shorts.
03:42 Ashley_Fit: !damage 2d6
You take ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7 damage. HP down to 14.

03:43 Ashley_Fit: My shoe leaves a filthy imprint behind, a crude tattoo of breathless agony. You gasp, desperately trying to suck air back into your burning lungs. "Oh are you at a loss for words?" I ask in a mocking tone, "Don't have anything clever to say now, do ya bitch?" And I reach down for your ankles, your legs thrashing weakly but still resisting.
03:43 Ashley_Fit: !lowblow
I go for your vulnerable groin! (Roll for groin attack)

03:43 Ashley_Fit: !attack pussy
My attack succeeds and does ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9 damage. PUSSY down to -5.

03:44 Ashley_Fit: !pain 9d4
You are in pain and take ☒ 4 + ☒ 2 + ☒ 4 + ☒ 4 + ☒ 4 + ☒ 1 + ☒ 1 + ☒ 3 + ☒ 2 = 25 damage. HP down to -11.

03:44 Ashley_Fit: I spread your legs wide, as wide as my arms can reach. The tension on your inner thighs must feel awful. I stare down between your gorgeous thighs and see your soaking, bulging mons pressed tightly against those tattered denim shorts. I gently, almost lovingly, rub the sole of my shoe up and down your needy, quivering mound. I can see the confused look on your face as a delicious spasm of pleasure shoots through your sex. But then I stop and wait until you look me in the eyes because I want you to see my face. That's last thing you'll see--before your pussy gets destroyed! I lift my foot and POUND it back down, crushing your labia and smashing your sensitive clit!
03:44 Ashley_Fit: yt
03:53 MMA_Jane: I'm in my own little world of pain as I lie on the bar's wood plank floor. The giggling, cooing, laughter, and scattered sympathetic moans of the crowd barely wafting in through the fog. As though I'm in a dream. But the pain rings through loud and clear, as I paw and knead at my throbbing bosom, careful to palm my still hard and painfully sensitive nipples as I switch from cupping my breasts from the outsides to crossing my wrists over my chest. I clutch them tight, just... moaning in pain. I vaguely hear you squirming next to me, the shuffling of shoes on hardwood. And a vague, tingling warning rings in my ears. That you're back on your feet. But I just can't get myself to open my eyes. Not until your shoe SLAMS into my softly heaving lower belly, leaving a grimy imprint in its wake! "UNGHHH!" I groan, guttural as the breath whooshes out of my lungs, my ankles and shoulders lifting slightly as I crunch around your invading boot, then thump back onto the rough-hewn wood. mtc
03:58 MMA_Jane: My right arm drifts down to wrap around my throbbing belly, groaning as I fight back a wave of nausea. Gawd, it feels like you rearranged my insides. And yes, I do mean THOSE insides specifically! I rest a palm beneath my belly button, gently circling just above the plunging waistline of my tiny denim shorts. And right then, I feel a little snake wrapping around my boot. Encircling my ankle. Squeezing. Drawing my left leg up. Then the right, wrapping around again. My entire body wants nothing more than to curl into a ball right now, so if anything my abs and quads help you along as you roll me over flat onto my back, lifting my ankles. Then I moan out, still totally out of it as you spread them wide! My thick thighs strain and burn a bit from the stretch, but having my knees raised eases the throbbing in my lower belly. My bosom heaves beneath my arm... and suddenly, I realize that all of those distant giggles, the half-hushed whispers, the muffled cheers. They've all gone silent. mtc
04:05 MMA_Jane: My eyelids flutter, then slowly rise, emerald eyes dilated and unfocused as I blink up into the harsh, bare-filament bulbs hanging from the rafters. My bosom throbs, and I could swear my ovaries are cursing me out from beneath my caressing hand. I gasp, a shuddering moan escaping my lips as something gently tickles the taut denim stretched around my bulge. The center seam pressing in tight between my folds, forming a plump cameltoe. And the way your shoe makes the soft ridges of woven cotton slide along my velvety softness sends an intoxicating pulse of ecstasy through my entire body! And that seam! That taut seam! Gawd, it's RIGHT over my fucking clit! And as you tease and rub my plump bulge with the sole of your shoe, it's grinding up and down in the most amazing way, my womanhood engorging to meet it! "Mmmmmmph!" I mewl, legs squirming weakly in your grasp. You can't see my toes curling in my rawhide boots, I'm sure you can see the pulsing ripples quaking up and down my belly! mtc
04:13 MMA_Jane: My lips part in a lustful moan as I finally release my breasts, my left hand gliding up along my cheek, pinky teasing at my lusciously full, parted lips. And my emerald eyes start to focus, meeting yours. And all in an instant, I remember where I am. What I'm doing. My eyes flick to my ankles, seeing your fingers wrapping around them, splaying my gams out WIDE. Then back to your eyes, lust draining instantly to be replaced with pure, liquid horror. Fear's cold fingers wrap tight around the very pit of my belly, as I stare at you, pleading. "No, plea-" is all I manage before you raise your boot, then STOMP, CRUSHING my soft, squishy, vulnerable womanhood in a single vicious blow! "UNKKHH!" I grunt as your heel drives into my pelvic bone, sending a jerk so hard it slides whole body an inch up the grimy bar floor, viciously pinching my clit in between. And then a sharp HISS as all the air rushes out of my lungs in an instant! mtc
04:18 MMA_Jane: My little world of pain shatters into a million pieces at once, and I instantly lose myself as my hands shoot down to my sex, wrapping around my throbbing bulge the second your boot rebounds off the bone. My fingers wrap around my skimpy bottoms, squeezing tight, hand-over-hand as my legs thrash reflexively, wrenching free of your grasp. I arch my back, eyes wide, black pupils swallowing any hint of emerald iris, mouth open wide in a silent scream as my boots THUD against the wood, heels digging in as I arch my hips off the ground. *THOCK!* My mostly bare, sweat-moistened booty thumps back down as I roll over onto my front, both hands still wrapped firmly around my aching sex. I lie flat on my belly, cheek pressed into the filthy wood, tits painfully squashed between my arms. But it doesn't matter! My boots kicking against the floorboards for just a few seconds, then my spread legs go rigid, splaying out on the grimy floorboards like a squashed bug.
04:18 MMA_Jane: Motionless, save the occasional whimpering quiver. yt
04:24 Ashley_Fit: The silence of the crowd makes it feel like all of the oxygen has been sucked out of the room. But will my final brutal stomp to your pussy, all hell breaks loose--cheering, hollering, an insane buzzing of noise. And I'm filled with relief. More than anything, I'm just relieved that I managed to finish you off. My eyes close, I rest my hands on my hips for a moment and take a deep breath then raise my arms in the air. The cheering gets even louder as phone cameras flash, filling my vision with strobing lights, and I look down at you sobbing miserably and clutching yourself helplessly. I use my foot to roll you over on your back and let my sweat-soaked body drop down onto your midsection, then lean down close to your face so only you can hear me. "Not bad bitch, you really know how to fight. Almost impressive even," and I close the distance between us to give you a rough lip-mashing kiss. Then I put my mouth next to your ear and whisper, "almost".
04:25 Ashley_Fit: Grabbing a clump of your wet blonde hair, I stand back up and start to tug and drag, forcing you onto your hands and knees. "You know what time it is, boys!" I yell to the excited crowd, shooing them out of my way and shoving a few faces that get too close for my liking. "It's time..." I lead you by the hair past the bar, "...to take out...", past the washrooms and kitchen in the back until we're at the rear EXIT door. "The trash!" I kick the door open feeling a blast of cool night air chill our overheated bodies. It's started lightly drizzing out, not so bad if you had a light jacket or coat to wear.
04:25 Ashley_Fit: I rest a shoe on your lovely rounded left buttcheek and *shove* you out into the back alley. The local wildlife (also known as chainsmokers) are startled momentarily by the sight of you tumbling out the door, but shrug and return to their conversation; this isn't an uncommon sight at Rina's by any means. The back door clicks shut behind you locking you out--it's a quick scamper back to the front entrance, but terribly humiliating given your current attire.
04:25 Ashley_Fit: I sit back down on my barstool gingerly, leaning backward on my elbows waiting to collect my small winnings from the manager and free drinks from my adoring fans--and some of yours too! A Jack and coke slides into one of my elbows and I down half of it in a single go, as I watch the crowd flow and rearrange itself... around two stunning women wearing outrageous booty shorts and tight little tops.
04:25 Ashley_Fit: (end for me)
04:25 Ashley_Fit: yt
04:36 MMA_Jane: My lungs burn for air, the occasional halting gasp not nearly doing the job. And every fiber of my body wants to curl into a tight ball. But I can't! My muscles are liquid. Hell, my entire self is a little puddle of agony on the floor of the bar. The white-hot pain slowly fades, but this time I damn well remember where I am. And my cheeks burn hot and scarlet with humiliation, especially the one still pressed against the filthy bar floor! I know half the faces in this crowd. Rina's regulars. And they know me. But I don't think they've ever seen me this thoroughly crushed! I mewl in protest as a sharp toe jab presses into my side, sharply, then more insistently, rolling me over onto my back. Flecks of dirt and grime are peppered across my dully shimmering, sweat-soaked body. More crud is scattered throughout my once magnificent honey-blonde mane. I fight back tears as I turn my head to the side, shamelessly rubbing at the still pulsing agony between my quivering thighs. mtc
04:41 MMA_Jane: *THUMP!* I mewl in protest as you plop your butt down onto my midriff, sending fresh pangs of pain throughout my battered body. The kiss. Then the fucking mockery! Even if I could string two words together right now, I don't even know what I could say to you! I avert my gaze, trying to find a spot free of both people, and YOU. I sure as hell can't stop the pathetic, willowy moans that keep escaping my parted lips, but I'm desperately trying to deny you at least the satisfaction of tears. You practically hold me upright as you shove me through the bar. To the door I've booted so many bitches out of. I can't believe it's my turn! "UNGHH!" I groan as you shove me out with a kick to my tush, stumbling past the threshold, then collapsing into a heap just as the door clicks shut behind. I'll have to make the walk of shame eventually. But right now, my body insists on just curling into a tight ball as my mind seethes in humiliated, simmering fury.

Published: 2022-03-05, viewed 118 times.

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Cassy Kay

2022-03-05 13:08

That was amazing.