Lord ﹠ Lady Darcy's Fight Club

21:59 The_Mangler: HERE AT LORD AND LADY DARCY'S FIGHT CLUB, NORTH AMERICAN DIVISION
22:02 The_Mangler: Today's Event A "no holds bared, no dq, hardcore, win by pin or Ko match between the Mangler and OH Elle NO.
22:04 The_Mangler: This match will be in a caged area around f the ring. Anything under the ring may be used in the match.
22:06 The_Mangler: MANGLER : I await in my dressing room for this crazy bout with this kid who thinks she's hot shit. A lot of yapping going on...now it's time to.put up or shut up. I leave my dressing room.. and walk out I to the dank fight club arena. My home town in canada .
22:08 The_Mangler: Mtc
22:11 The_Mangler: You are not logged in. I the crowd goes wild as I step out. I look and nod at some ...acknowledging a few . Bit I see that cage looming. I know I can't take her for granted. I've heard a few stories ....but I focus as I go through the cage door. I hop up on the apron...and stand. Nodding as thr people cheer
22:14 The_Mangler: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IN THE RING. FROM THE CANDIAN HINTERLAND. THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER . STANDING 5'11 AT 270 LBS THE MANGLER..... I raise my hand nand await my opponentnt in my corner.....yt
22:28 Oh_Elle_No: I hear the crowd react out in the arena as I finish prepping in my dressing room, looking myself over in total admiration of, well...me. My silky blonde hair in a ponytail and my fit young body tanned and toned to perfection, clad in my hot pink sports bra, skin tight black booty shorts, and black mid calf boots. I hear a knock at the door and the voice tells me it's time. I blow myself a kiss in the mirror and exit the dressing room on my to the arena for my first match at this venue and in this city..mtc
22:34 Oh_Elle_No: I push through the curtains and out into the arena as the crowd, knowing me as an out of towner coming here to beat the local fan favorite, showers me with boos. But I don't care. I strut to the ring looking like a supermodel on a runway with an arrogant smirk on my pretty face as I hold up my middle fingers on both hands and flip off the crowd on the way. I near the cage door and step through as the announcer formally intros me "AND HIS OPPONENT ... FROM THE USA....STANDING 5"6 TALL AND WEIGHING 118 PERFECT POUNDS...SHE IS THE PICTURE PERFECT PRINCESS....THE RICH BITCH HERSELF...PLEASE WELCOME....PRINCESSSSSSSS EEELLLEEEEEE!" I climb onto the apron and step halfway through the ropes and pause a moment as I straddle the middle rope to shake my ass in a sexy way to antagonize the crowd a bit more before stepping on into the ring and striking another sexy model-like pose before squaring up with you and blowing you a kiss confidently before turning and strutting into my corner...yt
22:36 Oh_Elle_No:
22:37 Oh_Elle_No:
22:37 The_Mangler: I see her walking in ....and I shake my head . " Cut with Ya ya crap and let's get this fight started.
22:40 The_Mangler: I come out of my corner and look you over. "LISTEN LITTLE GIRL, WE DONT HAVE TO DO THIS. YOU CAN GO FRILL YOUR HAIR. CAUSE YOU ARE GONNA GET HURT...." AS I start to circle you.....yt
22:44 Oh_Elle_No: I crouch down and bring my arms up getting into fighting stance as I roll my eyes and scoff at your words "don't let my perfect appearance fool ya ass hole...nothings gonna stop me from leaving you a 300 pound quivering mess on the canvas when I'm done with ya" as we inch closer and closer to each other with each step, I decide I'm gonna let the big loser make the first move...yt
22:44 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: *takes a seat* oh I wonder what we got here
22:46 Nick_CKO: *sits with some popcorn not sure who to root for so..* VIOLENCE!
22:48 The_Mangler: I shake my head , and lift up my arms....circling , she's not moving, I decide to come lunging over the top with a swinging right hand, pull up. And go for a out swinger of a boot kick aimed at her thigh or knee....yy
22:48 The_Mangler: Yt
22:51 RickyPowerisBack: *arrives fashionable late sits next to Nick with 🍿
22:51 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: *kinda wants to see Elle’s ass get kicked*
22:52 Oh_Elle_No: My eyes study your feet, and your eyes, going back and forth trying to anticipate your first move, and finally you make one, lunging in swinging your big arm toward me from overhead and dive down to the canvas and shoulder roll forward, pushing back up to my feet on the other side of you and not bothering to turn back around to face you before attempting to send a mule kick straight back toward your waistline with my right foot...yt
22:53 Mamajob: Is there popcorn?
22:55 Nick_CKO: *hands Mamajob some popcorn* Yep
22:56 The_Mangler: Ouuuffff I double over, the athleticism catches me again and I back up, looking to quickly recover . The crowd is buzzing as I stand up and look you dead in the eye , sneering g through my mask and head back off the opposite ropes , and approach you, and going back to my baseball days in college a sliding kick aimed again at your knee....yt
22:59 Mamajob: Num num num. Spilling popcorn.
23:00 Oh_Elle_No: Showing off my speed and thinking in the back of my mind it's probably been years since my opponent could move like that..just builds my confidence as my kick connects and you grunt out and back up. I smirk at you and wink as I get my arms up again. Staring right at you as you dart toward me now, I'm not blind, slow, or stupid so again I'm able to wait for your boots to leave the canvas as I spin and pivots gracefully, athletically to my left, dodging you like a matador and expecting to hear you crash onto the mat...yt
23:04 The_Mangler: I slam down on the mat. And roll looking up at my quick opponent. I get up ....slow applaud . And adjust my waist strap....Direct approach it is...I just walk towards her..not stopping. Arms reach out and try to grab her and pin her against the ropes....trapping her for a further attack.yt
23:08 Oh_Elle_No: After avoiding your second attempt to strike first I wind up facing you as you crash to the canvas and feel like I have plenty of time to prepare now so I will make the first contact in this match as I wait for you to start push back up to your feet it's ME darting at you now trying to lift my right boot and send the sole of the boot square into the side of your head before you can fully rise up...yt
23:09 The_Mangler: GUHHHHHHHHHH, MY world becomes a fuzzy one as i fall down from my partially raised position. My eyes go wide and I fall on my side and roll on my back and stare at the lights. Trying to refocus. And sit up knowing I need to locate her soon...yt
23:14 Oh_Elle_No: My boot connects with a loud SMACK that sends you over onto your side. I use the toe of my boot to press your shoulder back down flat against the canvas before swinging my right arm out and dropping straight down trying to drive my elbow down hard into your sternum...yt
23:18 The_Mangler: As I lay there Inna fog...your foot, actually Wakes me up a bit, and i see you setting up. I instinctively roll out of the way....hearing a crash. Still woozy and unthinking I try and drop my head down on your ribs for head but from the knees. This may not be the best move....yt
23:23 Oh_Elle_No: BAAANNGGG "AAAuunnghh!!" I drive my elbow down hard into the canvas as you roll away and I roll onto my back stomping my feet against the canvas as I hold my right elbow with my left hand. Then "Oouuuggggfff!!!" I grunt out as you slam your forehead down into my ribs from your knees, making me flop a bit but as I settle down onto my back you're still on your knees and I try to reach up with both hands and pull your head back down toward my body and if I manage that, try to bring my left knee fast and hard up toward my chest, aiming to slam it into your head in the process, then try for another, then another as I try to rattle your brain with knees as I lay on my bacl..yt
23:27 The_Mangler: That wasn't so b......ughhhh ughhh, my world goes dark for a bit , and I feel a deep tremendous pain on my head...I wake up face down beside Elle, a small pool of drool as I start to push up. FUCK THIS BITCH I think to myself time to drop the hammer . But I'm still slowly trying to push up....yt
23:30 Oh_Elle_No: I drill three knees into the side of your head before shoving you off me and rolling away a few feet where I push back to my feet, seeing you slowly trying to push up, I wait for you to get on all fours again and jog towards you, leap up, swing my legs out, and look to drop my sexy thighs right across the back of your neck and upper back...yt
23:35 The_Mangler: As I get to all 4s in hear her her boots , on the ringboards. From the corner of my eye. I see the ropes not far away....so as fast as I can I roll towards the ropes and wanting f to get to the floor and the caged area around the ring...to regroup and possibly attack...yt
23:40 Nathan_gingerbread: Well damn
23:40 Oh_Elle_No: As I charge toward you preparing to level you with a leg drop to the back of your head, you astutely roll away before I even leave my feet as you roll to the ropes and drop out of the ring onto the arena floor. I hesitate for a moment, then seeing you getting to your feet outside the ring I push on forward, continuing to rush to the ropes then diving my body between the top two ropes looking to slam my body against yours outside the ring and take you down to the hard arena floor with a suicide dive, again using my athleticism against you! Yt
23:41 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: 👀
23:42 The_Mangler: I get there...my head aches like s son of a bitch. I look out at the throng outside the cage, only to turn and see her flying towards me....NWAHHHHH, DOWN we both go in a heap...we end up near the cage. My back throbs. As she lies on me. I make a feel for her face and try to rake her eyes.....it's all i can do...I've got to do something. I tell myself....yt
23:49 Oh_Elle_No: My sexy toned body slams hard against your thick frame and takes you off your feet and crashing down hard onto your back on the hard, very thinly padded concrete floor as I land on top of you. Then "Aauugghh!" I help out as you rake me in the face and eyes and I quickly roll down your legs away from you in the direction of the ring. My face and eyes burning as I crawl toward the ring and reach underneath, feeling around and then gripping something delightful...yt
23:52 The_Mangler: I use the cage to get up. On my feet I see her at the ring I begin to approach, but she's reaching under. I stop immediately and back up to see what she brings out from under there. We both know there are l lot of goodies under there but what she has I'd be stupid to head over to her...yy
23:53 The_Mangler: Yt
23:56 Oh_Elle_No: I grab the hose part of the fire extinguisher and pull it out from under the ring and then turn, roll up to my knees, point, and fire....hoping I can spray you enough to either temporarily blind you or at least create a dense cloud which I then try to use to my advantage, rising all the way to my feet and charging at you, cocking body of the extinguisher back with both hands then trying to slam it forward and drive it brutally into your face! Yt
23:57 Nathan_gingerbread: 😳
23:59 The_Mangler: I see you bring some........AAAAAUUGHHHHHHHHH
00:03 The_Mangler: I scream as I'm blinded by cold I can't figure out. My eyes stream with wat......thd blunt force of something hits my face...and I fall back on the hard floor. My nose is searing in pain. And I feel a warmth under my mask . I taste copper. Bleeding and quite a bit. I lay on the mat. Slowly moving I bring my hands up to my face ...nursing my nose....ughhhhbb I groan....yt
00:06 Oh_Elle_No: A loud, sick CRACK sound echoes around the arena as I plow the fire extinguisher brutally into your face, surely making you bleed under that mask as I slam the extinguisher down into your stomach and jog back to the ring, kneeling down and reaching underneath to bring out a little toy I noticed before. Strutting back over to you now with a confident, even arrogant smirk on my pretty face again, I get to your side and pull the industrial staple gun out from behind my back, and with a wicked grin I say "You're in a bad place loser...maybe this will help 'keep you together'" then I drop to my knees and drive the staple gun into your fat exposed belly and shoot a staple in! Then I move it a few inches further up your abdomen and fire another! Then a third into your chest! "You're nothing but an oversized jobber!!" I scream..yt
00:09 Rose_Bonito: my my my I know fire extinguishers are rated for all different types of fires, but I can't find one rated for extinguishing a mangler :)
00:10 Pinyatoo: smirks over at Rose
00:11 Rose_Bonito: smirks back
00:12 Pinyatoo: Is Shocked !!
00:12 The_Mangler: I'm a wreck o this bout I can't seem to get anything going. She's first to the toys.. and I Ughhhh my stomach is heaving from rhe blow I lay there I a heap and feel the stinging g sensation S she staples me GODD FUCKING DAMM THIS BITCH. I can't believe it as she stands over me....stands over me.....stands over me.....I manage to wake up and kick my boot up at her crotch as hard as I can ir rage GRAHHHHH..YT
00:14 Pinyatoo: Get her Mangler !!!!
00:16 Rose_Bonito: aat the end of this match day might be a name change, from mangler to pan face , I mean really the butt end of a fire extinguisher, and all this time I thought a stinky face maneuver was humiliating
00:16 Oh_Elle_No: I stand over you now admiring my handiwork and the shiny staples and bloody holes underneath then dotting your stomach, and I can't help but talk some more "you shoulda asked around about me before challenging me loser....AAAAAUUUUUUNNGGGHHHHH!!!" all of a sudden I'm caught off guard as you brutally kick your boot up between my legs, nailing me I'm the pussy as my jaw drops, legs wobble and I fall onto my knees with my hands shoved between my thighs...yt
00:17 ClearlyClara: Hehhe Oh Ellle Yes Mangler!
00:19 Nick_CKO: *claps* Get her Mangler!
00:22 The_Mangler: Slowly I sit up and smirk. My mouth is bloody from my nose ...she's now in a workd of pain. My turn to go shopping . I lift up the ring skirt. And ,'"Yesssssss " if only Rylee Rocket could be here . I grab a box of thumb tacks and spread them on the floor. The as shes on her knees I try a scoop slam cupping her ass. Flipping her over and if I can from here send her to the shiny metal tacks. I only hope I did not take to long getting them....yt
00:23 Rose_Bonito: ouch, dame , im rubbin my own butt
00:23 Pinyatoo: Careful you might poke your finger :)
00:24 Carolsingapore76: oh shit
00:24 Pinyatoo: (Hiya Carol :) )
00:27 Oh_Elle_No: Everyone seems to be rooting for the local guy to turn the tables on the hot, cocky blonde from outta town. You spread the thumb tacks all over the arena floor as I try to push through the pain between my legs to my feet you meet me there and scoop me up, turn, and THUUUD "AAAAAEEEEEOOWWWWWW!!!" I shriek out and scream in pain as you bodyslam me on the tacks which stick into me all over the backside of my body including my perfect ass now with bloody marks all over it as I lie on my back in the tacks, arching my back up in pain...yt
00:29 The_Mangler: Ohhhhhhhh that feels sooooo good. I lean over you now and i push you flat on the floor. And I run to the cage and look at you.....MTC
00:31 The_Mangler: Standing there I run and leap....all 270 lbs and attempt a calculated risk.....of a splash.. sending my body hopefully on yours .......
00:31 The_Mangler: Yt
00:31 Yanny: Uh oh :O
00:34 Oh_Elle_No: Reeling in pain from then hundred tacks in my back, arching it off the ground as you come crashing down on top of me, SMAAAAAACCCK "UUUUUAAAAANNGGGHHHFFFF!!!" I howl in pain now as that huge fat belly of yours smashes down on top of mine and crushes me flat onto the hard arena floor and thumbtacks under me making my long sexy legs jerk up off the floor then flop back down as does my pretty head as I howl in pain again, my insides crushed and bleeding on the outside from my back..yt
00:34 Yanny: Ouch 😣
00:35 Rose_Bonito: watching mangler sale through the air, as I quickly start to look for a floor scraper
00:35 Carolsingapore76: ouch
00:36 Pinyatoo: Spatula
00:39 Oh_Elle_No:
00:40 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: oh
00:41 The_Mangler: I look around and , see she's in huge trouble I get up to my knesss AAAAGHHHHHH tacks enter in my knee. Grabbing a handful of blond hair . I peel you up off the floor. And stand us together and ad you face me I scoop my hand along your crotch to your ass and hoist you up only arms across my chest. I run over to the cage and try to slam you against the cage around the ring. Hoping I can hold on. To complete my torture of you.....yy
00:41 The_Mangler: Yt
00:43 Pinyatoo: That's going to leave a mark !!!
00:43 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: *pulls out a note pad*
00:43 Oh_Elle_No: Now you peel my pancaked sexy body off the floor. My back and ass bleeding and covered with staples as you hold me across your chest and ram me brutally into the steel cage smashing me against it "AAAAUUUUNNGGHHH! GGGAAAAAWWDD!!" I scream in pain now as my back and whole body really in pain now..yt
00:44 ClearlyClara: *sits on Megans laps doodling and taking 'notes'*
00:45 The_Mangler: I turn and run back to the ring and attempt ramming you into the cold steel ring post. HEEEYEAHHHHH...YT
00:45 Nick_CKO: *watches with almost a cruel smile at the carnage eating some more popcorn*
00:45 Nathan_gingerbread: Lets go!
00:47 Oh_Elle_No: BAAAAAAMNGGG "AAAAAAGGGHHHHHGGHAAWWDDD!" Howling at the top of my lungs now as you smash my spine violently into the steel ring post now feeling like you're trying and succeeding to break my back as I scream and jerk uncontrollably in your arms now...yt
00:48 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: I’d say poor Elle.. But she probably deserved it
00:49 ClearlyClara: Doesn't she always
00:50 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: of course!
00:50 Oh_Elle_No: (Buncha jealous bitches here)
00:50 Nick_CKO: *laughs* Sounds like she deserves it yeah.
00:50 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: *looks at my notes* not bad notes either
00:51 The_Mangler: I.manage to hold on. As your body flops .....but I take you flip you upside down. Your thighs ore on my shoulders I hold on.....and walk you over to the tacks on the floor and Drop to my knees, let you go I follow on you for a reverse pin. My belly staples and all on your face . You are not logged in. I count for a 1
00:51 ClearlyClara: :P
00:51 Oh_Elle_No: You shut up too loser
00:51 The_Mangler: And a twooooooo yt
00:51 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: Focus on the guy breaking your back first
00:51 Nick_CKO: *raises a brow* I'd worry about your problems here before you make other enemies..weakling.
00:52 The_Mangler: Awwww so nice....thanks 👋
00:52 The_Mangler: Megan ROCKS
00:52 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: who knows, maybe nick will be let in! :P
00:53 Rose_Bonito: Well can't blame her for that, if you go to hit the mangler with the fire extinguisher, might as well use a gun
00:53 Oh_Elle_No: Even after slamming my sexy body back first across the steel ring post, you still don't put me down but instead turn my sexy I'm body upside down and hold it tight against you, my face presses against your bulge, my tits and belly mash against your fat stomach and my thighs against your shoulders as you point my pretty blonde head toward the arena floor...mtc
00:55 Viktor_yopta: I wince at what I 've seen
01:00 Oh_Elle_No: Carrying me over to the bloody thumbtacks before dropping hard down onto your knees and driving the top of my pretty blonde head violently down into the hard, unforgiving, thinly-matted concrete arena floor CCVVRRRRAAAACCCKK "UUUUUUAAAAAAANNNNGGGHHHH!!!" I let out a long, deep, guttural groan as you spike my head into the floor, the tacks stabbing into my head as the impact compresses my neck, which bends awkwardly and makes my body jerk then fall limp flat on my back, only to immediately have your fat ass dropping your massive, bloody belly across my pretty face and press your hands down on my belly pinning me in a humiliating way. "OOONNEEE.....TWWWWWOOOO....." I can't move a muscle other than some involuntary twitching and spasming of my legs...yt
01:01 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: *laughs* oh well
01:01 The_Mangler: I lay there and count Threee. The match over my victim lays beneath me I feel her movements as I begin to rise up and off. My bulge washes over her face as I get up and stand above her MTC
01:04 Yanny: Oh damn
01:04 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: *closes the note pad*
01:05 The_Mangler: You are not logged in. You are not logged in. I raise my arms triumphantly a d head over to the door. The cage is unlocked and I leave the arena to high fives and pats on my back medical team comes and starts to assist me . I try prying a staple...but I can't pull it out....yt
01:06 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: job well done!
01:06 Nick_CKO: *claps for Mangler* Nice job taking the big mouth down.
01:06 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: eh she’s still gona have that ego, her head doesn’t get hit hard enough
01:06 Yanny: That was unfortunate
01:06 Nick_CKO: I'm sure plenty of people will keep her in check anyway.
01:07 The_Mangler: He he
01:07 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: Good point! Shouldn’t be that hard of a task :P
01:07 ClearlyClara: Hehe maybe you should give it a shot Megs
01:08 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: *will eventually*
01:08 Nick_CKO: Definitely didn't seem like it was, even Megan can probably do it!
01:08 The_Mangler: Any one have staple pulling experience
01:09 The_Mangler: Thanks folks
01:09 Nick_CKO: (Jokes aside, fun read you two :) )
01:09 Oh_Elle_No: You all can GO TO HELL! He didn't deserve to beat me!
01:10 Viktor_yopta: *I go into the cage * it looks like everyone has forgotten about you * I gently take Ellie in my arms * let's go, someone should patch you up
01:10 Nick_CKO: with a mouth like that, you deserved more than what he gave you!
01:10 Yanny: Meanwhile me beating her as well hehe :P
01:10 Rebecca_Welsh: (good fight!)
01:10 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: uh Can’t do that sorry
01:10 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: But you deserved it!
01:11 ClearlyClara: Megs already lives there
01:11 The_Mangler: Ouch
01:11 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: Go ask Rylee I don’t :P
01:11 The_Mangler: The heat my God the heat
01:11 The_Mangler: ELAINE BENES
01:12 The_Mangler: Thanks for cheering and commenting folks
01:12 The_Mangler: ELLE IS A joy to work with
01:12 Nathan_gingerbread: Denied
01:12 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: Looks like it :)
01:13 Nathan_gingerbread: Partner that was some crazy shit ...well done
01:14 The_Mangler: Thanks partner .
01:14 MeganTheWrestlingGirl: :p
01:14 Oh_Elle_No: Yes thank you Mangler for a fun match! But I think we all know who the better wrestler is.... 😏

Published: 2023-08-30, viewed 108 times.